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Reviews by 'Markandlain'

Current status of Movie oracle with a total of 1293 reviews published to date.

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Adventures Of Priscilla, Queen Of The Desert, The (1994)

Trannies at the sands.

Sep 22, 2005
Scored 2/5

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Alvin And The Chipmunks: The Squeakquel (2009)

Chipmunks go to school!

Jan 3, 2010
Unscored

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Amazing Grace (2006)

Finney pens gospel standard.

Aug 30, 2007
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Anal Excursions 5 (2006)

Ben English, bend over.

Aug 12, 2007
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Are We There Yet? (2005)

Cube, brats trash car.

Nov 17, 2014
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Babel (2006)

Blanchett's Moroccan Pitt-fall.

Mar 20, 2008
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Babel (2006)

Pitt-iful Road to Morocco.

Mar 20, 2008
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Big (1988)

Elizabeth Perkins, unwitting cougar.

Aug 22, 2010
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Black Like Me (1964)

Whitmore becomes more black.

Jun 5, 2006
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Black Sheep (2006)

GE farmer loves ewe.

Jul 18, 2008
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Blob, The (1958)

Had them at Jell-o.

Aug 7, 2010
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Book Of Eli, The (2010)

Eli aces bible memorisation.

Aug 22, 2010
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Bruce Almighty (2003)

Simple Carrey's God complex.

Oct 7, 2003
Scored 4/5

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Butterfly Effect, The (2004)

Ashton punk'd future, past.

Mar 26, 2009
Unscored

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Butterfly Kiss (1995)

Murderess desperately seeking Judith.

Dec 15, 2003
Scored 1/5

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Casino Royale (2006)

Brosnan out, Craig in.

Jun 24, 2006
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Chain Of Fools (2000)

Annoying child swallows coins.

Jul 2, 2005
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Charlie & Boots (2009)

Drives Hoges and fishes.

Jan 1, 2010
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Clue (1985)

Telegram girl gets offed.

Jul 28, 2003
Scored 3/5

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Dances With Wolves (1990)

Costner saves emo squaw.

Sep 5, 2007
Scored 4/5

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Deacons For Defense (2003)

Forest guns for Klan.

Oct 20, 2008
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Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)

Reluctant man-whore surprising sweet.

Jul 24, 2003
Scored 4/5

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Doc Hollywood (1991)

Southern hospitality woos Fox.

Jan 5, 2008
Scored 5/5

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Doc Hollywood (1991)

Grady grows on Fox.

Jan 5, 2008
Scored 5/5

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Doc Hollywood (1991)

Fox's Porsche? 356 pieces.

Jan 5, 2008
Scored 5/5

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Doc Hollywood (1991)

Doc Fox- ambulance chaser.

Jan 5, 2008
Scored 5/5

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Double Teamed (2002)

Burge-oning twins play basketball.

Jan 29, 2009
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Driving Miss Daisy (1989)

Freeman befriends bigoted Tandy.

May 8, 2010
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Edge, The (1997)

Hopkins applies reading effectively.

Oct 8, 2003
Scored 5/5

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Edge, The (1997)

Grizzly plays Terminator role.

Oct 8, 2003
Scored 5/5

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Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind (2004)

Clementine keeps disappearing mentally.

Jan 21, 2008
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Evan Almighty (2007)

Evan Goodman, not John.

Apr 13, 2008
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Evan Almighty (2007)

Carell's boat floats. Dam!

Apr 13, 2008
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Evan Almighty (2007)

Carell's not ark-etypical congessman.

Oct 5, 2009
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F*** Off I'm Fat (2006)

I's dilate.

Mar 29, 2009
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Fargo (1996)

Locals say 'yar' lots.

Jan 19, 2004
Scored 5/5

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Focus (2001)

Macy's glasses incite anti-Semitism.

Jan 10, 2006
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For Love Of The Game (1999)

Chapel's no-hitter career swansong.

Sep 1, 2003
Scored 3/5

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Frequently Asked Questions About Time Travel (2009)

In future FAQ off.

Aug 9, 2007
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Funny People (2009)

Sandler dying off stage.

May 28, 2010
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Gattaca (1997)

Law's a real invalid.

Aug 30, 2007
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Gattaca (1997)

Law fires up eventually.

Aug 30, 2007
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Gay Muslims (2006)

Muslims cracking fat-was.

Jun 28, 2007
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Get Ready To Be Boyzvoiced (2000)

Boy band is Finnished!

Sep 23, 2008
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Gladiatress (2004)

Dwyfuc? Dwy bother.

Jan 23, 2006
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Gnomeo & Juliet (2011)

Shakespearean cast well gnome.

Jul 9, 2011
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Gnomeo & Juliet (2011)

Garden gnomes get terrafirminated.

Jul 9, 2011
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God's Not Dead (2014)

Sorbo's innards become sorbet.

Nov 4, 2015
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God's Not Dead (2014)

Sorbo meets car, God.

Nov 4, 2015
Unscored

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Good Morning Vietnam (1987)

Cronauer Hanois military protocol.

Oct 17, 2003
Scored 5/5

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Goonies, The (1985)

Momma ugly, Chunk uglier.

May 17, 2006
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Gran Torino (2008)

Eastwood, youth'n'Asians.

Jun 4, 2011
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Gran Torino (2008)

Dying Eastwood's violent youth'n'Asia.

Jun 5, 2011
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Gran Torino (2008)

Kowalski unbigoted - hates everybody!

Jun 5, 2011
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Gran Torino (2008)

Kowalski crusty old Hmongrel.

Jun 5, 2011
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Heart And Souls (1993)

Downey sees dead people.

Dec 8, 2005
Scored 5/5

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Heartbreak Kid, The (2007)

Stiller ruins 3 relationships.

Apr 13, 2008
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Heartbreak Kid, The (2007)

Stiller's wife - Honeymoon-zilla.

Apr 13, 2008
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Help, The (2011)

Hilly's sh*it-eating grin.

Mar 4, 2012
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Help, The (2011)

Oscar crowns poo pie!

Mar 9, 2012
Unscored

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Holiday, The (2006)

Winslet has Black Christmas.

Mar 26, 2009
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Holiday, The (2006)

Winslet's Black amour.

Mar 26, 2009
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Holiday, The (2006)

Winslet wins, Diaz slums.

Jun 18, 2010
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Idiocracy (2006)

'Ow my brain' future.

Nov 6, 2008
Unscored

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Inspector Gadget 2 (2003)

Gadget goes to Brisbane.

Dec 15, 2005
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Intolerable Cruelty (2003)

Zeta-Jones cruel; Herrmann silly.

May 16, 2004
Scored 5/5

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Intolerable Cruelty (2003)

Joe takes Ventolin shot.

May 16, 2004
Scored 5/5

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Joe's Apartment (1996)

Cockroaches initiate urban renewal.

Jan 25, 2006
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Joseph And The Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat (1999)

Donny hated by brothers.

Nov 8, 2005
Scored 3/5

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Joseph And The Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat (1999)

Pensioner tries seducing Donny.

Nov 8, 2005
Scored 3/5

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Journey To The Center Of The Earth (1993)

AS hole inspires A-holes.

Aug 20, 2005
Unscored

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Joyful Noise (2012)

Latifah's husband prefers army!

Oct 6, 2012
Scored 5/5

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Jump In! (2007)

Bleu not boxed in.

Jun 5, 2011
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Jump In! (2007)

Bleu goes double dutch.

Jun 5, 2011
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Jump In! (2007)

Skips double dutch competition.

Jun 5, 2011
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Kes (1969)

Keeping kestrel inspires embezzlement.

Aug 17, 2005
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King Arthur (2004)

Owen, the Romans? Nothing.

Sep 28, 2007
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King's Speech, The (2010)

H-h-h-is R-r-r-royal H-h-h-highness.

Feb 19, 2011
Unscored

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Lake House, The (2006)

Slow mail - fast mail.

Oct 6, 2008
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Les Patterson Saves The World (1987)

Dipsomaniac diplomat cringeworthy.

Sep 3, 2003
Scored 1/5

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Looking For Comedy In The Muslim World (2005)

War on Terror-ble jokes.

Feb 20, 2010
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Looper (2012)

Gordon-Levitt closes loop.

May 31, 2014
Unscored

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Love Actually (2003)

Joni Mitchell? Bad present.

May 18, 2005
Scored 4/5

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Love Actually (2003)

Slutty PA wants Rickman.

May 1, 2005
Scored 4/5

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Love Actually (2003)

Lust Actually.

Dec 28, 2007
Scored 4/5

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Margot At The Wedding (2007)

Supercilious Kidman destroys marriages.

Sep 11, 2008
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Me Myself I (1999)

Griffiths experiences alternate existence.

Aug 24, 2005
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Meet The Robinsons (2007)

'Helping hat' a misnomer.

Aug 4, 2007
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Metallica: Some Kind Of Monster (2004)

Metallica Tap.

Jun 5, 2007
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Miracle At Sea: The Rescue Of Tony Bullimore (1998)

Bullimore's poop side down.

Nov 25, 2005
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Mirror Mirror (2012)

Julia Roberts ages badly.

Oct 6, 2012
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Mis�rables, Les (1998)

Neeson won't be Rushed.

May 6, 2010
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Mission: Impossible 2 (2000)

Hirstute Hunt's Mission Improbable.

Nov 13, 2003
Scored 2/5

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Moog (2004)

Synthesis of synthesizer designer.

Sep 28, 2005
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Mr. Deeds (2002)

Sandler, McEnroe equally immature.

May 10, 2006
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Mulholland Falls (1996)

Rumpled cop investigates Connelly.

Dec 8, 2003
Scored 4/5

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National Lampoon's Vacation (1983)

Wallys go to Wallyworld.

Jan 8, 2004
Scored 4/5

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Noah (2014)

The world wide wet.

Jan 31, 2015
Unscored

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Noah (2014)

A biblical wet dream

Jan 31, 2015
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Notting Hill (1999)

Roberts grants Grant audience.

Sep 12, 2003
Scored 4/5

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