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Reviews by 'Conan The Westy'
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'Salem's Lot (2004)
Creswick becomes New England.
Apr 15, 2005
Unscored
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...Maybe This Time (1981)
Morris's men's merit measured.
Jan 8, 2008
Unscored
Vote
25th Hour (2002)
Monty's gig before brig.
Jan 7, 2009
Unscored
Vote
27 Dresses (2008)
Marsden inveigles Heigl.
Jun 17, 2008
Scored 4/5
Vote
300 (2006)
Miller's Persians truly monstrous.
Mar 17, 2007
Scored 3/5
Vote
A-Team, The (2010)
Murdock's flying, BA's phobia.
Jun 12, 2012
Unscored
Vote
Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter (2012)
Honest Abe's killer past.
Dec 22, 2012
Scored 4/5
Vote
Adventureland (2009)
James' not 'Rides' material.
Apr 25, 2010
Scored 2/5
Vote
Age Of Heroes (2011)
Dyer doesn't; has Bean.
Nov 18, 2011
Scored 3/5
Vote
All The Pretty Horses (2000)
Damon seeks Cruz control.
Jan 8, 2008
Unscored
Vote
Amazing Grace (2006)
Wilberforce legislates; slaves unshackled.
Apr 14, 2007
Scored 4/5
Vote
American Gangster (2007)
Vets' coffins contain narcotics.
Nov 2, 2007
Scored 4/5
Vote
American Reunion (2012)
Stifler's mum, Jim's step-mom?
Aug 30, 2012
Scored 3/5
Vote
Animal Kingdom (2010)
Smurf's clan keep dying.
Dec 19, 2011
Scored 3/5
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Anonymous (2011)
Oxford's Shakespearean, Oedipal tragedy.
May 8, 2012
Scored 4/5
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Anonymous (2011)
QE1 stays mum.
May 5, 2012
Scored 4/5
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Anonymous (2011)
Lizzie's holidays...nine months.
May 8, 2012
Scored 4/5
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Anonymous (2011)
Shakespeare as ventriloquist dummy.
May 8, 2012
Scored 4/5
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Any Questions For Ben? (2012)
Lawson's life loses lustre.
Feb 15, 2012
Scored 3/5
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Arrival, The (1996)
Sheen: Alien invasion alert.
Aug 2, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Arthur (2011)
Mirren nannies Brand-y goat.
Sep 20, 2011
Scored 3/5
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Assassination Of Jesse James By The Coward Robert Ford, The (2007)
Jesse's demise? Ford focus.
Apr 13, 2008
Scored 3/5
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Assassination Of Jesse James By The Coward Robert Ford, The (2007)
Wood Hite gets lowered.
Apr 15, 2008
Scored 3/5
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Avengers, The (2012)
Avengers squabble, gel, defend.
Apr 26, 2012
Scored 5/5
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Babe (1995)
Hoggett sings Saint-Sa�ns song.
Jan 7, 2007
Scored 4/5
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Baby Mama (2008)
Baby lock defeats Poehler.
Sep 4, 2008
Scored 4/5
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Babysitter, The (1995)
Alicia ruins JT's life.
Oct 5, 2003
Scored 2/5
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Balibo (2009)
Aussie journos' Timorese tragedy.
Apr 28, 2012
Unscored
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Balibo (2009)
Aussie nationality no defence.
Apr 28, 2012
Unscored
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Basketball Diaries, The (1995)
Little dribbling, plenty shooting.
May 7, 2008
Unscored
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Be Kind Rewind (2008)
Eternal sunshine, spotless video.
Sep 8, 2008
Scored 3/5
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Bedtime Stories (2008)
Kids' tales endanger uncle.
Dec 26, 2008
Scored 4/5
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Bedtime Stories (2008)
Keri's romance's pretty fishy.
Dec 26, 2008
Scored 4/5
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Bee Movie (2007)
Seinfeld. Plenty of sting!
Oct 9, 2011
Scored 2/5
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Beowulf (2007)
Hero's death mirrors monster's.
May 8, 2008
Scored 3/5
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Blade II (2002)
Vampire/zombie hybrid threatens.
Feb 26, 2005
Scored 3/5
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Blades Of Glory (2007)
Heder Ferelly good skater.
Aug 30, 2007
Scored 2/5
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Book Of Eli, The (2010)
Eli: In the beginning...
Sep 5, 2010
Scored 4/5
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Bourne Legacy, The (2012)
Bourne's photo makes cameo.
Dec 27, 2012
Scored 3/5
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Boy In The Striped Pyjamas, The (2008)
Pyjamas off, boys offed.
Sep 5, 2010
Scored 4/5
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Bride Wars (2009)
Fletcher's fiancee goes Oompaloompa.
Jul 8, 2009
Scored 2/5
Vote
Bronx Tale, A (1993)
DeNiro vs. Don.
Dec 7, 2007
Unscored
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Brotherhood Of The Wolf (2001)
Bizarre period kung-fu? French!
Aug 8, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Brush-Off, The (2004)
Wenham exposes art fraud.
Sep 8, 2004
Scored 4/5
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Burn After Reading (2008)
Good Samaritan tax ignored.
Nov 19, 2008
Scored 2/5
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Butch Cassidy And The Sundance Kid (1969)
Etta misses the finale.
Dec 22, 2008
Scored 5/5
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Butcher's Wife, The (1991)
Demi butchers another flick.
May 5, 2008
Unscored
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Caligula (1979)
Depraved Emperor finally assassinated.
Jul 23, 2003
Scored 1/5
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Campaign, The (2012)
Congressman Ferrell plumbs depths.
Aug 10, 2012
Scored 3/5
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Cannonball Run, The (1981)
Illegal trans-continental car rally.
Jul 30, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Carry On Cleo (1964)
British comic guards Cleopatra.
Jun 20, 2007
Unscored
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Cars 2 (2011)
Mater dents and dense.
Aug 6, 2011
Scored 3/5
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Casper Meets Wendy (1998)
Casper, Wendy nauseatingly nice.
Mar 3, 2004
Unscored
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Cats & Dogs: The Revenge Of Kitty Galore (2010)
Midler's pussy is Brazilian???
Oct 5, 2010
Scored 2/5
Vote
Cellular (2004)
Thank Evans 'e answered.
Apr 13, 2012
Unscored
Vote
Chamber, The (1996)
Grandson fights death penalty.
Sep 13, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Charlie & Boots (2009)
Hoges, Kenny deliver travelogue.
Sep 16, 2009
Scored 3/5
Vote
Children Of Huang Shi, The (2008)
English journo aids orphans.
Jan 21, 2009
Unscored
Vote
Christmas Carol, A (2009)
Carrey's voice haunts Christmas.
Jan 11, 2009
Unscored
Vote
Chronicles Of Narnia: Prince Caspian, The (2008)
Caspian enlists former monarchs.
May 17, 2008
Scored 5/5
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Chronicles Of Riddick, The (2004)
Furian versus the Necromongers.
Dec 14, 2004
Scored 2/5
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City By The Sea (2002)
Joey rejects dad's career.
Apr 12, 2012
Unscored
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Clash Of The Titans (2010)
Perseus discovers the crewcut.
Apr 4, 2010
Scored 2/5
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Clash Of The Titans (2010)
Perseus Kraken onto Io???
Apr 8, 2010
Scored 2/5
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Coming To America (1988)
Hall proves reluctant accomplice.
Aug 27, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Commando (1985)
Arnie violently rescues daughter.
Jul 23, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Con Air (1997)
Colm Meaney unbelievably bellicose.
Jul 18, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Conan The Destroyer (1984)
Grace Jones plays amazon.
Jul 23, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Concierge, The (1993)
Concierge plans own hotel.
May 31, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
Conspiracy (2008)
Marine destroys dirt Rhodes.
Aug 9, 2008
Scored 2/5
Vote
Constant Gardener, The (2005)
Eulogised couple embarrass government.
May 10, 2006
Scored 4/5
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Contract, The (2006)
Cusack collars crim. Freeman.
Sep 12, 2008
Scored 3/5
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Corky Romano (2001)
Incompetent joins family business.
Aug 8, 2003
Scored 2/5
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Corruptor, The (1999)
Crooked cop takes apprentice.
Aug 9, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Count Of Monte-Cristo, The (1975)
Betrayed Chamberlain becomes Count.
Oct 5, 2008
Scored 3/5
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Couples Retreat (2009)
Couples Retreat, rebel, reconcile.
Oct 18, 2009
Scored 2/5
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Cowboys & Aliens (2011)
Aliens meet High Noon.
Aug 21, 2011
Scored 3/5
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Crackerjack (2002)
Lawn bowls made sexy?
Jul 25, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
Crank (2006)
Statham gets delayed hit.
Jul 6, 2007
Scored 2/5
Vote
Crash (2004)
Phillippe offs Cheadle's bro.
Apr 8, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
Crazy, Stupid, Love. (2011)
Cuckolded Carell gets madeover.
Apr 28, 2012
Scored 4/5
Vote
Crazy, Stupid, Love. (2011)
Dumped Carell becomes playa.
Apr 28, 2012
Scored 4/5
Vote
Crocodile Dundee (1986)
Aussie wields whopping knife.
Aug 2, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
Crocodile Dundee In Los Angeles (2001)
Hoges chats to Tyson.
Aug 1, 2003
Scored 2/5
Vote
Crocodile Hunter: Collision Course, The (2002)
Croc swallows satellite debris.
Sep 7, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Curious Case Of Benjamin Button, The (2008)
Pitt's, Blanchett's ages cross.
Jan 6, 2009
Scored 4/5
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Dalkeith (2001)
Communal pet deemed permissable.
Oct 29, 2005
Scored 4/5
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Dan In Real Life (2007)
Dan, Mitch swap girlfriends.
Jun 30, 2008
Scored 4/5
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Dark Blue (2002)
Racial tensions? Kurt response.
Apr 12, 2012
Unscored
Vote
Darkman (1990)
Liam plays stupid-hero.
Jan 5, 2004
Scored 3/5
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Darkman III: Die Darkman Die (1996)
Darkman steals gangster's stash.
Jan 4, 2004
Scored 2/5
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Date Night (2010)
Tina Fey-ns pole-dancing experience.
Apr 8, 2010
Scored 4/5
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Dead Man's Shoes (2004)
Midland thugs get comeuppance.
Oct 29, 2008
Unscored
Vote
Dead Pool, The (1988)
Killer remote control cars.
Sep 1, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Death Proof (2007)
Kurt's hunter becomes hunted.
Jan 24, 2009
Scored 3/5
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Death Proof (2007)
Rosario sinks boot in.
Jan 24, 2009
Scored 3/5
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Death Race (2008)
Ames makes his Case.
Nov 18, 2008
Scored 3/5
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Defiance (2008)
Craig Liev's BelloRussians.
Nov 18, 2011
Scored 4/5
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Definitely, Maybe (2008)
Reynolds reviews romantic relationships.
Feb 18, 2008
Scored 4/5
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Descendants, The (2011)
Sid shares dude wisdom.
Jan 25, 2012
Scored 5/5
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