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35	Downtown (2296)
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Reviews by 'Downtown'

Current status of Movie deity with a total of 2296 reviews published to date.

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'Neath The Arizona Skies (1934)

Morrell meets more Moores.

Oct 8, 2007
Unscored

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200 Cigarettes (1999)

Many smokes. Movie chokes.

Dec 19, 2007
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28 Weeks Later (2007)

Later than '28 Days..'.

Jan 8, 2008
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3:10 To Yuma (2007)

Late train causes pain.

Mar 21, 2008
Scored 3/5

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3:10 To Yuma (2007)

Singer rocked out.

Mar 24, 2008
Scored 3/5

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36th Chamber Of Shaolin, The (1978)

Liu creates new chamber.

Mar 8, 2004
Scored 5/5

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36th Chamber Of Shaolin, The (1978)

Enter The 36th Chamber.

Mar 15, 2004
Scored 5/5

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7 Grandmasters (1977)

Kuo's kung-fu masterpiece.

Mar 12, 2004
Scored 6/5

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Alice In Acidland (1968)

Alice's long, pointless trip.

Apr 19, 2007
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American Hardcore (2006)

America: bunch of punks.

Apr 5, 2007
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Angels With Dirty Faces (1938)

Better beg, then dead.

Feb 26, 2007
Scored 5/5

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Annie Laurie (1927)

Campbell clan continues killing.

Jul 10, 2007
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Are You Being Served? (1977)

Vacation? Nobody's being served!

Mar 8, 2007
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Around The World In Eighty Days (1956)

Verne's Victorian Travelogue.

Jun 12, 2007
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As You Like It (2006)

Boyish Bryce rescues Romola.

Jan 26, 2007
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Bardelys The Magnificent (1926)

Wayne's magnificent film debut.

Jul 10, 2007
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Batman And Robin (1949)

New Batty beats Wiz!

Sep 16, 2006
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Batman Dracula (1964)

Andy's art disses DC.

Oct 19, 2006
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Because I Said So (2007)

Keaton can't curtail concerns.

Sep 2, 2007
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Beerfest (2006)

Drunken stupor troopers.

Feb 25, 2008
Scored 4/5

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Beerfest (2006)

Gil lands, fills Landfill.

Feb 25, 2008
Scored 4/5

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Black Snake Moan (2006)

Ricci's chained, for life.

Apr 1, 2007
Scored 4/5

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Black Watch, The (1929)

Donald's daring Asian assignment.

Jan 2, 2008
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Blue Movie (1969)

Andy's artistic fuck fest.

Jan 21, 2004
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Body Snatchers (1993)

Abel to mount 'Invasion'.

Apr 25, 2007
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Bonne Absinthe, La (1899)

Alice's an absinthe-minded Guy.

Apr 20, 2007
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Bridget The Midget: A Short Story (1999)

Short girl gets ahead.

Feb 27, 2007
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Brimstone And Treacle (1982)

Sting hits the marks.

Nov 14, 2003
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Bring Me The Head Of Alfredo Garcia (1974)

Bennie still gets paid.

May 5, 2005
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Brothers Of The Head (2005)

Music duo: breakup impossible.

Apr 23, 2007
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Brown Of Harvard (1926)

Brown, Harvard, and Yale.

Jul 10, 2007
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Bruiser (2000)

Featureless face freaks Flemyng.

Nov 1, 2005
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Brush With Death, Volume 1 (1997)

Near death experiences.

Jun 28, 2005
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Butch Cassidy And The Sundance Kid (1969)

Buddies' Bolivian bid backfires.

Aug 23, 2007
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Can You Hear The Laughter? The Story Of Freddie Prinze (1979)

Young's young Prinze.

Mar 8, 2007
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Can't Buy Me Love (1987)

Miller's money moves Mancini.

Nov 13, 2006
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Cannibal! The Musical (1996)

Don't eat Packer's meat!

Apr 20, 2007
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Casino (1995)

Poor substitute for 'Godfather'.

Jul 15, 2003
Scored 3/5

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Casino Royale (2006)

Craig? Connery should worry!

Apr 27, 2008
Scored 6/5

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Cassandra Crossing, The (1976)

70s B-stars get derailed.

Sep 23, 2003
Scored 2/5

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Certain Sacrifice, A (1985)

Madonna snuffs out rapist.

May 22, 2004
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Chained For Life (1951)

Conjoined at the hip.

Feb 17, 2006
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Charade (1963)

Husband's cohorts haunt Hepburn.

Apr 16, 2007
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Chocolate War, The (1988)

Leon leans on Jerry.

Jun 25, 2004
Scored 1/5

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Chronicles Of Narnia: Prince Caspian, The (2008)

Narnia: the next millennium.

Mar 2, 2007
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City, The (1977)

Luke's gone loco!

Aug 14, 2004
Scored 2/5

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Cook The Thief His Wife & Her Lover, The (1989)

Adultery's hard to swallow.

Apr 20, 2007
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Corporation, The (2003)

Bakan bashes big business.

Apr 1, 2005
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Crazies, The (1973)

Army creates crazed killers.

Aug 24, 2005
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Creature Comforts (1990)

Insightful animals discuss captivity.

Apr 4, 2004
Scored 4/5

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Creepshow (1982)

Daddy wants his cake.

Mar 14, 2004
Scored 4/5

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Curse Of The Bambino, The (2003)

The Olde Frowne Teame.

Mar 1, 2004
Scored 2/5

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Curse Of The Bambino, The (2003)

HBO documents fans' pain.

Mar 1, 2004
Scored 2/5

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D.O.A. (1980)

Punkumentary

Jul 27, 2004
Scored 5/5

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D.O.A. (1980)

Lydon's just Rotten.

Jul 27, 2004
Scored 5/5

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Dakota (1945)

Duke defends Dakota dwellers.

Apr 8, 2004
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Dangerous Liaisons (1988)

John's intentions are cruel.

Mar 23, 2007
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Dark Command (1940)

Cantrell covets Bob's bounty.

Jul 19, 2007
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Date Movie (2006)

Not Another Romantic Comedy.

Jan 7, 2008
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Dawn: Portrait Of A Teenage Runaway (1976)

Darkness before the Dawn.

Apr 28, 2004
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Day Of The Dead (2008)

Romero remakes go underground.

Apr 25, 2007
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Day Of The Dead (1985)

Military, zombies nearly indistinguishable.

Apr 26, 2005
Scored 2/5

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Day Reagan Was Shot, The (2001)

Haig faces many trials.

May 6, 2006
Scored 3/5

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Deconstructing Harry (1997)

Woody's hard on himself.

Nov 2, 2003
Scored 5/5

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Deep And Light (1949)

Warren Miller's first run.

Nov 8, 2006
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Deer Hunter, The (1978)

War fucks with friends.

Jul 11, 2003
Scored 5/5

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Def-Con 4 (1985)

Apocalyptic atrocity awaits astronauts.

Oct 19, 2003
Scored 4/5

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Delicatessen (1991)

Handyman wanted: meals included.

Apr 20, 2007
Scored 4/5

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Deranged (1974)

Ezra geins mother back.

Apr 20, 2007
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Desert Command (1946)

Three Musketeers are desert-ed.

Apr 6, 2004
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Diary Of The Dead (2007)

Romero writes his 'Diary'.

Apr 25, 2007
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Dick Tracy (1990)

Pacino unrecognizable under make-up.

Jul 10, 2003
Scored 3/5

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Die Hard With A Vengeance (1995)

Big Apple dies hard.

Apr 23, 2007
Scored 3/5

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Dolores Claiborne (1995)

Dolores doles deserved discipline.

Mar 9, 2008
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Dominion: Prequel To The Exorcist (2005)

Exorcist: The REAL Beginning.

Jun 30, 2005
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Doppelganger (1993)

Drew goes double.

Aug 25, 2004
Scored 2/5

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Dr. No (1962)

American, British agents Bond.

May 27, 2005
Scored 5/5

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Dracula (1979)

Vlad the Impaler immigrates.

May 14, 2005
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Dragonheart (1996)

Suicidal dragon inspires audience.

Feb 26, 2005
Scored 1/5

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Drop Kick, The (1927)

Dropped Eunice kicks back.

Jul 31, 2007
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Drunken Arts And Crippled Fist (1983)

Snake Master: 'Ah, Fu-ey!'

Mar 12, 2004
Scored 6/5

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Dukes Of Hazzard: The Beginning, The (2007)

Deuce of Hazzard.

Mar 7, 2007
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East Side Story (1997)

Soviets sing about socialism.

Apr 18, 2007
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Eat (1963)

Many mouthfuls of mushroom.

Oct 31, 2006
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Eating Raoul (1982)

Blands avoid business loan.

Apr 20, 2007
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Ed (1996)

Monkey. Baseball. Enough said.

Sep 24, 2003
Scored 0/5

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Ed Wood (1994)

Bad film-maker. Great biography!

Feb 17, 2004
Scored 4/5

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El Dorado (1966)

Armstrong's getting strong armed.

Mar 28, 2004
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Electrocuting An Elephant (1903)

Topsy gets dropsy'd.

Nov 20, 2005
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Electronic Labyrinth THX 1138 4EB (1970)

Lucas begins Jedi training.

Jun 26, 2005
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Elizabeth: The Golden Age (2007)

Philip's formidable fleet fucked.

Nov 24, 2007
Scored 3/5

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Empire Of The Sun (1987)

Christian suffers, gets saved.

May 20, 2005
Scored 5/5

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End Of The Century (2003)

Dee Dee-mentary.

Sep 12, 2004
Scored 5/5

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Endless Summer, The (1966)

Brown invents surf documentary.

Feb 17, 2004
Scored 5/5

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Evan Almighty (2007)

Baxter's burden: boat building.

May 5, 2007
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Everybody's All-American (1988)

Grey Ghost goes grey.

Apr 4, 2004
Scored 4/5

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Ewoks: The Battle For Endor (1985)

Lucas's critters defend homeworld.

Oct 13, 2003
Scored 3/5

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Execution Of Mary Stuart, The (1895)

Drag queen plays Queen.

Mar 15, 2005
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Fade To Black (2004)

Jay-Z walking away.

Apr 13, 2007
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Faith Rewarded: The Historic Season Of The 2004 Boston Red Sox (2004)

Victory's in the Cards.

Mar 21, 2005
Scored 5/5

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