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Reviews by 'Sean'
Current status of
Movie oracle
with a total of
1106
reviews published to date.
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In My Father's Den (2004)
Journalist befriends father's daughter.
Oct 18, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Mating Habits Of The Earthbound Human, The (1999)
Abortion clinic marriage proposal.
May 19, 2004
Scored 2/5
Vote
(1)
Notorious (1946)
1934 Pommard threw sediment.
Jul 28, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Slow West (2015)
Pavlova Western.
Feb 22, 2016
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Urotsukid�ji II: Legend Of The Demon Womb (1993)
Demon rapes man-beast.
Sep 2, 2007
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Antichrist (2009)
I cum blood.
Sep 12, 2010
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Bloodmoon (1989)
'Neighbours' with serial killer.
May 8, 2004
Scored 0/5
Vote
(2)
Braindead (1992)
Kung-fu priest. Zombies wasted.
Apr 4, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Bridget The Midget: A Short Story (1999)
Pleased by small dicks.
May 10, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Collateral Damage (2002)
Viewers suffer collateral damage.
May 24, 2003
Scored 1/5
Vote
(2)
Dreamers, The (2003)
De-flower power in Paris.
Sep 9, 2007
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Forgotten Silver (1995)
NZ Movie-epic mockumentary.
Jun 5, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Gloomy Sunday - Ein Lied Von Liebe Und Tod (1999)
Rhapsodic death in Budapest.
May 24, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
House Of Sand And Fog (2003)
Ben's bargain, Jen's dejection.
May 17, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Me And Him (1988)
Beef-policeman gives instructions.
Jul 28, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Naked Football League (1997)
Footballers chasing ball(s).
Nov 20, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Ryeong (2004)
Woman drowns in hospital.
Dec 29, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Sexy Beast (2000)
Ex-crims ice bald hood.
May 27, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Swimming Pool (2003)
Novellist invents murderous nympho.
May 15, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Tales From Earthsea (2006)
Ursura Re Guin.
Sep 9, 2007
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Three Days Of The Condor (1975)
Redford slips pink slip.
Jul 21, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Willy/Milly (1986)
Girl becomes a man.
May 8, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(2)
21 Grams (2003)
Penn pokes widowed Watts.
Apr 16, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(3)
8 Women (2002)
French whodunnit without victim.
May 1, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(3)
A/R Andata+Ritorno (2004)
Stewardess shags her nightmare.
Nov 24, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(3)
About Adam (2000)
Adam has three sisters.
May 16, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(3)
Apollo 13 (1995)
Houston solves spacemen's problem.
Jun 25, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(3)
Batman: Dead End (2003)
Alien gets the Joker.
Jul 5, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Blow Out (1981)
Snuff scream for slasher.
Jun 4, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(3)
Butterfly Effect, The (2004)
Evan Stillborn.
Aug 25, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(3)
Consequences Of Love, The (2004)
Unservile Servillo, cement suit.
Nov 18, 2005
Scored 6/5
Vote
(3)
Deliver Us From Evil (2006)
'Lead us into temptation'.
Jun 22, 2007
Scored 5/5
Vote
(3)
Diaboliques, Les (1955)
'Mariticide' victim commits uxoricide.
Feb 24, 2007
Scored 4/5
Vote
(3)
Equilibrium (2002)
Post-apocalyptic Christian kills.
Feb 3, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(3)
Evangelion: Death & Rebirth (1997)
Ayanami for Eva.
Dec 27, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(3)
Exterminating Angel, The (1962)
Psychological barrier traps toffs.
Feb 21, 2007
Scored 4/5
Vote
(3)
Felicia's Journey (1999)
Brooding Brummie killer-thriller.
May 21, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(3)
Firelight (1997)
Dillane chills his vegetable.
Nov 17, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(3)
Girl With A Pearl Earring (2003)
Firth's pearls on Scarlett.
Sep 14, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(3)
Jackie Brown (1997)
Wasted lippy Fonda wasted.
Apr 4, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(3)
Ju-on: The Grudge (2003)
Evil Boy Blue.
Jul 15, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(3)
Lady In The Water (2006)
Naff narf, boring scrunt.
Jun 17, 2007
Scored 3/5
Vote
(3)
Limbo (1999)
Castaways in Limbo.
May 12, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(3)
Lupin The Third: The Castle Of Cagliostro (1979)
Lupin: the wedding crasher.
Jul 21, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(3)
Me And Him (1988)
Sex pistol sprechen Deutsch.
Aug 14, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Only Yesterday (1991)
1960s Japanese period humour.
Nov 2, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(3)
Out Of The Past (1947)
Temptation, betrayal, Mitchum. Noir.
May 23, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(3)
Pom Poko (1994)
Shape-shifting raccoons shifted.
Aug 18, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(3)
Ribald Tales Of Canterbury (1985)
The Canon's Yeoman's 'log'.
Apr 8, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Sarafina! (1992)
Roodting for Soweto.
May 15, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(3)
Spring, Summer, Fall, Winter... And Spring (2003)
Cat writes with tail.
Feb 5, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(3)
Spun (2002)
Green-dog day.
Mar 31, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(3)
Urotsukid�ji: Legend Of The Overfiend (1989)
Demon rapist spawns god.
Jun 29, 2007
Scored 4/5
Vote
(3)
Whisper Of The Heart (1995)
Fat cat inspires writer.
Sep 18, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(3)
Wild Strawberries (1957)
Borg's dreams are assimilated.
May 26, 2007
Scored 4/5
Vote
(3)
Wonder Boys (2000)
Grady Tripp trips.
Nov 30, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(3)
Aileen: Life And Death Of A Serial Killer (2003)
Paranoid BPD victim executed.
Nov 4, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(4)
Attack Of The Monster Mammaries (1987)
Balloons pricked by Hedgehog.
Aug 25, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(4)
Barton Fink (1991)
Fink's career is Mundted.
Sep 13, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(4)
Battle Royale II (2003)
Day of exploding necks.
Sep 28, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(4)
Beat That My Heart Skipped, The (2005)
Lapsed pianist goes Bach.
Jan 3, 2008
Scored 4/5
Vote
(4)
Blithe Spirit (1945)
Rex haunted by wives.
Apr 12, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(4)
Carrie (1976)
Bloody Prom-day.
May 4, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(4)
Cat's Meow, The (2001)
Capped with Chaplin's hat.
Apr 28, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(4)
Christmas Story, A (1983)
Peeking duck for Xmas.
Dec 18, 2007
Scored 5/5
Vote
(4)
Dark Days (2000)
Homelessness: Black and white.
Jun 16, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(4)
Deliverance (1972)
Reynolds revenges rectal rapists.
Mar 22, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(4)
Dick (1999)
Dick picks wrong blondes.
Apr 8, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(4)
Dr. No (1962)
James Bond, Honey rider.
Jun 15, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(4)
Early Homosexual Fears (1974)
Young-dung-punch-ophobia.
Oct 18, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(4)
Edward Penishands (1991)
Ed, wood, penis hands.
Aug 26, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(4)
Enduring Love (2004)
Enduring poof.
Aug 31, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(4)
Exorcist III, The (1990)
Blatty: Possession of directing.
Aug 28, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(4)
Eye 2, The (2004)
Ghost gives gynaecology lesson.
Apr 12, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(4)
Female Masturbation (1978)
Tweaking her toggle.
Sep 5, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(4)
Female Masturbation (1978)
Tossing pink salad.
Sep 5, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(4)
Femme Fatale (2002)
Professional thief steals bra.
Mar 3, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(4)
Fever (1999)
Somnambulist's insentient adventure.
Sep 10, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(4)
Grandpa's Fingers (1997)
Finger lickin' good!
Jun 15, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(4)
Grave Of The Fireflies (1988)
Setsuko's war: too long.
May 3, 2006
Scored 6/5
Vote
(4)
Hannibal (2001)
Hannibal Holocaust.
Jun 17, 2013
Scored 5/5
Vote
(4)
Hero (2002)
Qin king killed Li.
Oct 23, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(4)
In The Realm Of The Senses (1976)
Geisha laid, egg laid.
Oct 30, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(4)
Irr�versible (2002)
Head damaged in Rectum.
Apr 24, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(4)
Kill Bill: Vol. 1 (2003)
Uma's abattoir in Asia.
May 19, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(4)
Layer Cake (2004)
XXXX has a Miller.
Jun 20, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(4)
Logan's Run (1976)
Sent a Sandman.
Feb 8, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(4)
Lord Of The Rings: The Two Towers, The (2002)
Ring-less fishy schizo lisps.
Apr 4, 2003
Scored 6/5
Vote
(4)
Machinist, The (2004)
Killer Christian in purgatory.
Aug 8, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(4)
Machuca (2004)
Sweet Santiago love-triangle.
Sep 19, 2005
Scored 6/5
Vote
(4)
Mallrats (1995)
Ben Assfuck.
Sep 13, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(4)
Man On Fire (2004)
Washington DeCeased in Mexico.
Aug 12, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(4)
Me And Him (1988)
Cycloptic oracle.
Jul 28, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(4)
Meet The Feebles (1989)
'Miss Piggy' becomes Rambo.
Jul 13, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(4)
Metal: A Headbanger's Journey (2005)
Lemmy likes watching nudes.
Oct 17, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(4)
Million Dollar Baby (2004)
Oscars for Clint, Swank.
Oct 5, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(4)
Monster (2003)
Pro pops kerb crawlers.
Apr 16, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(4)
Mostly Unfabulous Social Life Of Ethan Green, The (2005)
Ethan's unfabulous nonsensical relationships.
Jul 20, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(4)
Multiple Orgasm (1976)
Barbara Hammers her box.
Aug 5, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(4)
Naked Party Games (1997)
Pin tail on 'monkey'.
Dec 26, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(4)
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