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Reviews by 'Al Swearengen'

Current status of Movie oracle with a total of 1230 reviews published to date.

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1941 (1979)

Comedy about war hysteria.

Jan 8, 2003
Scored 3/5

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2001 - A Space Odyssey (1968)

Black rock causes evolution.

Jun 3, 2003
Scored 5/5

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25th Hour (2002)

Norton's night resuscitates Spike.

Aug 15, 2003
Scored 5/5

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28 Days (2000)

Alcoholic Bullock. Too serious.

Jan 6, 2003
Scored 2/5

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50 First Dates (2004)

Hawaiian golfers swing Happily.

Jul 7, 2004
Scored 4/5

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About A Boy (2002)

Cutesy Grant ages poorly.

Apr 9, 2003
Scored 3/5

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Absolute Power (1997)

Prostitute maimed. Burglar framed.

Jun 27, 2003
Scored 2/5

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Abyss, The (1989)

Cameron's 'Sphere', but good.

Aug 21, 2003
Scored 4/5

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Adventures In Babysitting (1987)

Sitter takes Bueller-esque journey.

Feb 12, 2003
Scored 4/5

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Adventures Of Baron Munchausen, The (1988)

Fairy tales, Gilliam-style.

Apr 9, 2003
Scored 5/5

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Adventures Of Rocky & Bullwinkle, The (2000)

De Niro without shame.

Jan 2, 2003
Scored 2/5

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After Hours (1985)

Scorcese does black comedy?!?

Jan 14, 2003
Scored 5/5

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Against The Ropes (2004)

Shalhoub impersonates Don King.

May 16, 2004
Scored 1/5

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Airplane II: The Sequel (1982)

Unfunny farce on shuttle.

Feb 18, 2003
Scored 2/5

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Airport '77 (1977)

Laughable Bermuda triangle disaster.

Feb 14, 2003
Scored 1/5

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Alamo, The (1960)

Duke, Texans die valiantly.

Oct 23, 2003
Scored 5/5

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Albino Alligator (1996)

Interminable Cajun hostage stand-off.

Feb 17, 2003
Scored 2/5

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Alien: Resurrection (1997)

Screenwriters destroy hybrid alien.

Mar 17, 2003
Scored 3/5

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Aliens (1986)

Ripley fights with exoskeleton.

Feb 9, 2003
Scored 5/5

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Alive (1993)

Desperate, tasty rugby players.

Jan 1, 2006
Scored 3/5

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All Of Me (1984)

Martin, Tomlin share body.

Feb 2, 2003
Scored 4/5

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All The President's Men (1976)

Reporters bring down Presidency.

Feb 4, 2003
Scored 6/5

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Allan Quatermain And The Lost City Of Gold (1987)

Chamberlain's shitty Dr. Jones.

Oct 30, 2003
Scored 1/5

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Along Came Polly (2004)

Stiller ferrets out love.

May 29, 2004
Scored 1/5

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Altered States (1980)

Reverse evolution via hallucinogens.

Jan 21, 2003
Scored 4/5

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Amadeus (1984)

Prodigy drives Salieri insane.

Feb 2, 2003
Scored 6/5

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American Movie: The Making of Northwestern (1999)

Stoners create mock mockumentary.

May 7, 2003
Scored 5/5

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American Splendor (2003)

Everyman becomes comic hero.

Feb 7, 2004
Scored 5/5

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American Splendor (2003)

Neurotic becomes Letterman's chimp.

Feb 7, 2004
Scored 5/5

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American Splendor (2003)

Cartoonist documents cancer treatment.

Feb 7, 2004
Scored 5/5

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American Werewolf In London, An (1981)

Naked Yank visits zoo.

Dec 12, 2003
Scored 5/5

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American Werewolf In London, An (1981)

Think less, hike moors.

Dec 12, 2003
Scored 5/5

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American Werewolf In London, An (1981)

Lyrical 'moon' puns entertain.

Dec 12, 2003
Scored 5/5

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American Werewolf In London, An (1981)

Lycanthrope mounts hot nurse.

Dec 12, 2003
Scored 5/5

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Apple Dumpling Gang, The (1975)

Knotts not good gunslinger.

Apr 15, 2004
Scored 4/5

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Arthur (1981)

Butler steals boozer's show.

Jan 22, 2003
Scored 6/5

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Ash Wednesday (2002)

Frodo fights Irish mob.

Feb 6, 2003
Scored 3/5

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At Close Range (1986)

Creepy Walken, trailer mobster.

Feb 9, 2003
Scored 5/5

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Babe (1995)

Kids' movie for adults.

Dec 12, 2002
Scored 6/5

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Bachelor Party (1984)

Hanks, before winning Oscars.

Feb 2, 2003
Scored 4/5

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Back To The Future Part III (1990)

'Future' in Old West.

Apr 20, 2003
Scored 3/5

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Bad Boys (1983)

Penn pounds Mexican molester.

Oct 27, 2003
Scored 4/5

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Bad Company (2002)

Rock: Comedian, not spy.

Jul 1, 2003
Scored 2/5

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Bagdad Cafe (1987)

Desolate diner character study.

Apr 21, 2003
Scored 3/5

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Bandits (2001)

Thornton, Willis share Blanchett.

Jan 4, 2004
Scored 4/5

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Barry Lyndon (1975)

Peripatetic paddy portrays patrician.

Apr 20, 2003
Scored 5/5

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Barton Fink (1991)

Psychotic wrestler burns hotel.

Jan 8, 2003
Scored 3/5

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Beaches (1988)

Barbara's daughter wins Bette.

Dec 6, 2003
Scored 3/5

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Bedazzled (1967)

Cook superior to Hurley.

Jan 16, 2003
Scored 4/5

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Beetlejuice (1988)

Dead guy cracks wise.

Jan 13, 2003
Scored 4/5

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Beyond Rangoon (1995)

Burmese proof: Arquette sucks.

Feb 9, 2003
Scored 2/5

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Big Bus, The (1976)

Disaster spoof on bus.

Oct 4, 2003
Scored 1/5

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Big Chill, The (1983)

Recollections of whining yuppies.

Jan 7, 2003
Scored 3/5

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Big Easy, The (1987)

Police corruption and gumbo.

Jan 8, 2003
Scored 4/5

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Big Night (1996)

Simmering siblings promised Prima.

Nov 30, 2003
Scored 6/5

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Black Hole, The (1979)

Disney sci-fi doesn't work.

Feb 14, 2003
Scored 2/5

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Black Sunday (1977)

Timeless Super Bowl terrorism.

Feb 17, 2004
Scored 4/5

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Blade (1998)

'Matrix' for goth freaks.

Dec 12, 2002
Scored 6/5

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Blade Runner (1982)

Replicant chases other replicants.

Jan 3, 2003
Scored 6/5

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Blaze (1989)

Politician pursues shining Starr.

Jan 13, 2004
Scored 4/5

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Blind Date (1987)

Alcohol allergy causes mayhem.

Jan 16, 2003
Scored 3/5

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Blood Work (2002)

Highly predictable angioplasty flick.

Jan 24, 2003
Scored 1/5

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Blow (2001)

Pusher seeks father's approval.

Jul 3, 2003
Scored 4/5

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Blow Out (1981)

'Earwitness' unravels assasination attempt.

Oct 28, 2003
Scored 4/5

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Blue Crush (2002)

Rebellious woman rides waves.

Feb 5, 2004
Scored 2/5

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Blue Thunder (1983)

Downtown helicopter wars. Right...

Feb 18, 2003
Scored 4/5

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Blue Velvet (1986)

Psycho Hopper sucks nitrous.

Jan 3, 2003
Scored 5/5

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Blues Brothers, The (1980)

Blues musical, comedic genius.

Jan 5, 2003
Scored 6/5

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Bonnie And Clyde (1967)

Gangster lovers romanticize burglery.

Feb 12, 2003
Scored 5/5

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Bowling For Columbine (2002)

Partisanship obscures anti-gun message.

Sep 6, 2003
Scored 3/5

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Brady Bunch Movie, The (1995)

Seventies family mocking remake.

Jan 16, 2003
Scored 4/5

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Braveheart (1995)

Scottish army waves cocks.

Jan 16, 2003
Scored 6/5

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Brazil (1985)

Terrorist plumbers and rhytidectomy.

Dec 24, 2002
Scored 6/5

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Bread And Tulips (2000)

Better, Italian 'Shirley Valentine'.

Apr 4, 2004
Scored 5/5

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Bread And Tulips (2000)

Italian housewife's mid-life crisis.

Apr 4, 2004
Scored 5/5

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Bread And Tulips (2000)

Icelandic Venetian speaks poetically.

Apr 4, 2004
Scored 5/5

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Breaker Morant (1980)

'The Equalizer' is executed.

Oct 18, 2003
Scored 6/5

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Breakfast At Tiffany's (1961)

Hustlers swim 'Moon River'.

May 8, 2004
Scored 4/5

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Breakfast Club, The (1985)

Detention kids bond. Hackneyed.

Feb 4, 2003
Scored 3/5

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Breaking Away (1979)

Cutters win bike race.

Jan 8, 2003
Scored 6/5

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Breaking Away (1979)

Cutters crush college cretins.

Jan 27, 2004
Scored 6/5

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Breaking Away (1979)

'Rocky' meets Indiana cycling.

Jan 27, 2004
Scored 6/5

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Breaking Away (1979)

Angry father screams 'Refund?!?'.

Jan 27, 2004
Scored 6/5

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Breaking Away (1979)

Bicycling to Italian opera.

Jan 27, 2004
Scored 6/5

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Brewster's Millions (1985)

Pryor learns about greed.

Nov 3, 2003
Scored 1/5

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Brian's Song (1971)

Caan can't conquer cancer.

Dec 3, 2003
Scored 5/5

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Bright Lights, Big City (1988)

Older, higher Alex Keaton.

Feb 13, 2003
Scored 3/5

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Broadcast News (1987)

Himbo anchors, reporter perspires.

Feb 12, 2003
Scored 3/5

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Brother From Another Planet, The (1984)

Alien slave in Harlem.

Feb 2, 2003
Scored 5/5

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Bullitt (1968)

Beautiful Bisset bangs Bullitt.

Jul 12, 2004
Scored 4/5

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Bullitt (1968)

Duvall drives Frisco fares.

Jul 12, 2004
Scored 4/5

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Bulworth (1998)

Senator cracks, tells truth.

Jan 6, 2003
Scored 4/5

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Butch Cassidy And The Sundance Kid (1969)

Outlaw buddies crack wise.

Jul 3, 2003
Scored 5/5

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Butcher's Wife, The (1991)

Demi shouldn't go blonde.

Jan 13, 2004
Scored 1/5

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C.H.U.D. (1984)

Mutants live in shit.

Nov 3, 2003
Scored 0/5

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Caddyshack (1980)

Murray attacks gophers, golfers.

Dec 1, 2003
Scored 6/5

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Cadillac Man (1990)

'Dog Day' Cadillac showroom.

Feb 17, 2004
Scored 3/5

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Can't Buy Me Love (1987)

Geek hires prostitute classmate.

Oct 4, 2003
Scored 2/5

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Car Wash (1976)

Clean cars create comedy.

Apr 9, 2004
Scored 4/5

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Changing Lanes (2002)

Preachy payback parable.

Mar 18, 2003
Scored 3/5

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