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Movie deity (Silver)
with a total of
6110
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127 Hours (2010)
Handy with a knife.
Jan 29, 2012
Scored 4/5
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127 Hours (2010)
Franco's best, hand's down.
Jan 29, 2012
Scored 4/5
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127 Hours (2010)
One part is touching.
Jan 29, 2012
Scored 4/5
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6th Day, The (2000)
Dummy does double duty.
Mar 9, 2003
Scored 3/5
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A Century Of Cinema (1994)
3-D / 15.
Jan 31, 2012
Unscored
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A Century Of Cinema (1994)
C these movies.
Feb 6, 2012
Unscored
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Aaron Loves Angela (1975)
Romeo, Juliet in Harlem.
Dec 18, 2002
Scored 4/5
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Abbott And Costello In The Foreign Legion (1950)
Verbal interplay and sand.
Dec 18, 2002
Scored 4/5
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Acid House, The (1998)
Three stories, zero interest.
Dec 29, 2002
Scored 2/5
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Admiral Cigarette (1897)
Uncle Sam's first smokescreen.
Jan 30, 2012
Unscored
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Adventures Of Buckaroo Banzai Across The 8th Dimension, The (1984)
Rockin' doc fights fishfaces.
Dec 21, 2002
Scored 5/5
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Adventures Of Huckleberry Finn, The (1981)
F Troops mock Twain.
Feb 16, 2004
Scored 3/5
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Africa Screams (1949)
Four Stooges, doubly unBaerable.
Mar 4, 2004
Scored 2/5
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Airport (1970)
Heflin blown sky high.
Jul 15, 2003
Scored 4/5
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AKA Tommy Chong (2006)
LockUp In Smoke.
Feb 19, 2012
Unscored
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All About Hash (1940)
Baretta's parents: hash addicts.
Feb 25, 2004
Scored 3/5
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Annie Hall (1977)
Woody's relationship shark: Jews?
Jan 4, 2005
Scored 6/5
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Apocalypse Oz (2006)
Off to slaughter Wizard...
Feb 12, 2012
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April Fool Joke, An (1901)
Culminating with fulminating topper.
Jun 18, 2004
Scored 3/5
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As Good As It Gets (1997)
Cast saves improbable romance.
Dec 18, 2002
Scored 3/5
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Avenging Disco Vampires (2001)
Fang Squad, It's Friday!
Feb 13, 2012
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Awakening Of Rip (1896)
Rip's afterberth.
Feb 1, 2012
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Bad Company (2002)
Rock rolls with Hopkins.
Jul 17, 2003
Scored 2/5
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Band Concert, The (1935)
Disney Whirled.
Feb 18, 2012
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Bank Dick, The (1940)
Security guard gets sauced.
Jul 18, 2003
Scored 6/5
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Beach Fever (1987)
Potion at the ocean.
Sep 20, 2003
Scored 1/5
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Bedazzled (1967)
Faust farce cooks Moore.
Aug 24, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Behind The Screen (1916)
Kissing a Chap-lin.
Feb 1, 2012
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Between The Lines (1977)
'Big Chill', little paper.
Oct 19, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Beverly Hills Cop (1984)
'Beverly Hillbillies' with guns.
Feb 1, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Bewitched (2005)
Virginia Woolf's nose twitches.
Jun 24, 2004
Scored 3/5
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Big Easy, The (1987)
Cajun Quaid gets laid.
Oct 7, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Big Red Riding Hood (1925)
Pest 'n Translation.
Feb 28, 2004
Scored 5/5
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Big Stan (2007)
Stan fears, bars behind.
Feb 7, 2012
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Billy Jack (1971)
Barefoot and indignant.
Nov 18, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Blue In The Face (1995)
More Smoke, less script.
Dec 29, 2002
Scored 4/5
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Blues Brothers, The (1980)
Stentorian songsters salvage orphanage.
Dec 20, 2002
Scored 5/5
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Born Romantic (2000)
Cabbies comment on couples.
Dec 20, 2002
Scored 4/5
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Boy Who Could Fly, The (1986)
Un Coeur en Hover.
Mar 16, 2004
Scored 6/5
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Boys Stealing Apples (1898)
Apple Pirates.
Jan 29, 2012
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Boys Stealing Apples (1898)
Bag of apples.
Jan 29, 2012
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Breakfast Of Champions (1999)
Weak attempt, needs Wheaties.
Dec 16, 2002
Scored 1/5
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Bringing Out The Dead (1999)
Film dead on arrival.
Apr 24, 2003
Scored 2/5
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Bruno (2000)
Actors dragged into cameos.
Jul 17, 2003
Scored 1/5
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Bullfighters, The (1945)
Laurel becomes bullshit matador.
Feb 24, 2004
Scored 3/5
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Buster Keaton Rides Again (1965)
Documentarians capture rolling Stoneface.
Feb 29, 2004
Scored 4/5
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Buster Keaton Story, The (1957)
Buster biopic generally misses.
Feb 29, 2004
Scored 2/5
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Butcher Shop No. 1 (1903)
Wieners 'n the Hiney.
Sep 3, 2005
Unscored
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Buzzin' Around (1933)
Fat man, little bee.
Mar 11, 2004
Scored 5/5
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Buzzin' Around (1933)
Talking Arbuckle's bee movie.
Mar 11, 2004
Scored 5/5
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C.H.O.M.P.S. (1979)
Arf2-D2.
Feb 4, 2012
Scored 3/5
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Capone (1975)
Mildly effective Scarface biopic.
Dec 19, 2002
Scored 3/5
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Captain Spanky's Show Boat (1939)
McFarland Aweigh.
Feb 25, 2004
Scored 3/5
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Cattle Driven To Slaughter (1897)
Bovinal resting place.
Feb 12, 2012
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Chain Lightning (1950)
Bogie's ejection rejection election.
Feb 14, 2012
Scored 3/5
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Champion Beer Drinker, The (1900)
Guzzler changes firkin way.
Feb 7, 2012
Unscored
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Chernobyl Heart (2003)
Fallout falls on children.
Jul 4, 2004
Scored 4/5
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China Clipper (1936)
Pilot's of the Caribbean.
Feb 14, 2012
Scored 2/5
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Chinese Laundry Scene (1895)
Fugitive flips, goes clean.
Feb 24, 2004
Scored 3/5
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Chitty Chitty Bang Bang (1968)
Fleming, Dahl on auto-pilot.
Mar 16, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Chrome And Hot Leather (1971)
Grizzly Adams rides Harley.
Mar 3, 2004
Scored 1/5
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Civil Action, A (1998)
Barbarino shows his briefs.
May 16, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Clockstoppers (2002)
Riker directs watchable fantasy.
Dec 23, 2002
Scored 3/5
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Close My Eyes (1991)
BMW guy bangs sister.
Dec 20, 2002
Scored 4/5
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Clown Barber, The (1895)
Hair Cut-up.
Feb 12, 2012
Unscored
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Coach (1978)
Hoping to bang Crosby.
Nov 26, 2003
Scored 3/5
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College (1927)
Jock? No. Jocularity? Yes.
Sep 5, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Color Purple, The (1985)
Harpo mocks. Oprah walks.
Sep 16, 2005
Scored 3/5
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Confessions Of A Dangerous Mind (2002)
Barris hunts human game.
Mar 21, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Convict And The Dove, The (1908)
Jailbird avenges jail bird.
Feb 15, 2012
Unscored
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Crop Circles: Quest For Truth (2002)
Designed sham on land.
Sep 7, 2004
Unscored
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Cross My Heart (1987)
O'Toole endures Short date.
Aug 27, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Crossfire Trail (2001)
Brimley's David Crosby imitation.
Mar 15, 2004
Scored 4/5
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Dances With Wolves (1990)
Autochthonic fears, platonic peers.
Sep 20, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Dark Star (1974)
Fallible astronauts battle inflatable.
Jul 17, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Deadline - U.S.A. (1952)
Bogie's deadline: three Days.
Feb 15, 2012
Scored 3/5
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Dear Santa (2002)
Letters to Santa answered.
Jan 2, 2005
Scored 5/5
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Death By Sex (2005)
Waiting to Sexhale.
Feb 5, 2012
Unscored
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Deathwatch (2002)
Terror in WWI trenches.
Dec 19, 2002
Scored 4/5
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DeepStar Six (1989)
Abysmal underwater monster mess.
Dec 20, 2002
Scored 2/5
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Dickson Experimental Sound Film (1894)
'Ain't heard nothin' before..'.
Feb 7, 2012
Unscored
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Dirty Pretty Things (2002)
Illegal aliens in London.
Dec 18, 2002
Scored 5/5
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Dirty Pretty Things (2002)
Immigrants seek future, suture.
Sep 5, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Dish, The (2000)
Oz, the moon, Puddy.
Dec 8, 2002
Scored 5/5
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Dogfuckers (2011)
Screwed the pooch...literally.
Feb 11, 2012
Unscored
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Dogfuckers (2011)
Doin' it doggie style.
Feb 12, 2012
Unscored
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Dogtown And Z-Boys (2001)
'Endless Summer' on skateboards.
Dec 20, 2002
Scored 5/5
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Dr. Black, Mr. Hyde (1976)
Black reveals inner Caucasoid.
Mar 4, 2004
Scored 2/5
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Dracula: Dead And Loving It (1995)
Immortal spoofmeister's tired satire.
Mar 21, 2003
Scored 2/5
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Dresser, The (1983)
Stellar acting, stagey action.
Dec 18, 2002
Scored 4/5
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Driftwood (1947)
Spot retrieves spotted fever.
Feb 18, 2004
Scored 3/5
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Duncan Or Devonald With Muslin Cloud (1891)
Duncan trilogy's cloudy ending.
Feb 18, 2004
Scored 3/5
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Dying To Remember (1993)
Child actor gets recalled.
Oct 17, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Empire (2002)
Swindled gangsta stalks broker.
Dec 16, 2002
Scored 3/5
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Experts, The (1989)
Boogieing Barbarine battles Bolsheviks.
Mar 16, 2003
Scored 1/5
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Fast Five (2011)
Rio's streets are safe.
Feb 5, 2012
Scored 3/5
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Father Makes Love To The Pump (1905)
Pump humping chump dumped.
Feb 15, 2012
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Father Makes Love To The Pump (1905)
Dad's heart pumps.
Feb 15, 2012
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Feet First (1930)
Shoe salesman sidesteps truth.
Mar 2, 2004
Scored 4/5
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Five Corners (1987)
Turturro tortures Foster, penguin.
Mar 8, 2003
Scored 5/5
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