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Reviews by 'Skunk Puppet'
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with a total of
786
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�Three Amigos! (1986)
Santa Poco needs help.
Jun 15, 2005
Scored 2/5
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2010 (1984)
Dangerous dominoes devour planet.
Jun 3, 2005
Scored 4/5
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ABCD (1999)
American Born Confused Desi.
Jun 28, 2005
Unscored
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ABCD (1999)
Americanized Hindus date, mate.
Jun 28, 2005
Unscored
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All Men Are the Same (1994)
Divorced trio love housekeeper.
May 3, 2005
Unscored
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Angela's Ashes (1999)
McCourt recounts clammy childhood.
May 29, 2005
Scored 3/5
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Animal Farm (1954)
Sheetless beds satisfy swine.
Mar 31, 2005
Scored 3/5
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Boxing Helena (1993)
Fenn gets extreme makeover.
Jun 1, 2005
Scored 2/5
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Brigham City (2001)
Murder mystery in Mormonville.
Jun 28, 2005
Unscored
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Brigham City (2001)
Killer amidst clueless Mormons.
Jun 28, 2005
Unscored
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Brigham Young - Frontiersman (1940)
Seagulls rescue polygamist sect.
Aug 12, 2005
Scored 1/5
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Coneheads (1993)
Ring toss = alien sex.
Jun 2, 2005
Scored 2/5
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Congo (1995)
Curry seeks Solomon's mines.
Jun 2, 2005
Scored 2/5
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Congo (1995)
Miming primate apes researchers.
Jun 2, 2005
Scored 2/5
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Cours Toujours (2000)
Run, foreskin, run!
Apr 18, 2005
Unscored
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Cours Toujours (2000)
Klezmer buries circumcision clippings.
Apr 18, 2005
Unscored
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Delusions In Modern Primitivism (2000)
Bullet hole = ultimate piercing.
Jun 25, 2005
Unscored
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Delusions In Modern Primitivism (2000)
Docu-satire glorifies gunshot scarification.
Jun 25, 2005
Unscored
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DNA vs. The Book Of Mormon (2003)
Native Americans NOT Jews!!!!
Apr 7, 2005
Scored 2/5
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DNA vs. The Book Of Mormon (2003)
Science debunks Mormon myths.
Apr 7, 2005
Scored 2/5
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Dogville (2003)
Rotten town exploits Grace.
Apr 6, 2005
Scored 4/5
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Don't Tempt Me (2001)
Pen�lope slings Hell hash.
Apr 6, 2005
Scored 4/5
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Don't Tempt Me (2001)
Y Tu Diablo Tambi�n!
Apr 6, 2005
Scored 4/5
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Down To Earth (2001)
Mediocre 'Mr. Jordan' remake.
Jun 15, 2005
Scored 1/5
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Dune (1984)
Mentats replace thinking machines.
Jun 7, 2005
Scored 3/5
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Fantasia (1940)
Necromancer�s neophyte creates chaos.
Jun 7, 2005
Scored 6/5
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Foreign Affair, A (2003)
Farmers scrutinize Russian brides.
Jun 15, 2005
Scored 3/5
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Four Feathers, The (2002)
Chicken-hearted soldier acquires plumage.
May 16, 2005
Scored 2/5
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Friday Night (2002)
Transit strike instigates fornication.
May 22, 2005
Scored 3/5
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Gabbeh (1996)
Magic carpet recounts story.
Jun 16, 2005
Unscored
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Gattaca (1997)
Astronauts wear Armani suits?
Jun 7, 2005
Scored 3/5
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Gerry (2002)
Damon fashions dirt pillow.
May 7, 2005
Scored 2/5
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Gift, The (2000)
Galadriel testifies against Neo.
Jun 15, 2005
Scored 2/5
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Godzilla Vs. The Netherlands (1996)
Lizard tilts at windmills.
Jun 15, 2005
Unscored
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He Died With A Felafel In His Hand (2001)
Housemates play buffo golf.
May 23, 2005
Scored 2/5
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He Died With A Felafel In His Hand (2001)
Aussie writer rents repeatedly.
May 22, 2005
Scored 2/5
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Helix... Loaded, The (2005)
Nuvo, Theo save world.
May 9, 2005
Unscored
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Helix... Loaded, The (2005)
Orpheum seeks Other One.
May 26, 2005
Unscored
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Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy, The (2005)
Mice conduct intricate experiment.
May 23, 2005
Scored 4/5
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Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy, The (2005)
Malkovich heads nostril cult.
May 23, 2005
Scored 4/5
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Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy, The (2005)
Despondent 'droid needs Prozac.
May 23, 2005
Scored 4/5
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Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy, The (2005)
Planet destroyer recites poetry.
May 23, 2005
Scored 4/5
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Hunchback Of Notre Dame, The (1939)
Belfry dweller suffers kyphosis.
Apr 4, 2005
Scored 4/5
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Hypercube: Cube 2 (2002)
Cube-bound captives ponder 60659.
Aug 12, 2005
Scored 2/5
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Jakob The Liar (1999)
Kosher Mork refuses recantation.
Jun 15, 2005
Unscored
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Kingdom Of Heaven (2005)
Crusading Legolas battles Mohammedans.
May 16, 2005
Scored 5/5
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Kingdom Of Heaven (2005)
Bloom shish-kebabs larcenous cleric.
May 30, 2005
Scored 5/5
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Last Supper, The (1995)
Tomato growers intellectualize, kill.
May 7, 2005
Scored 4/5
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Late Marriage (2001)
Wussy Israeli reluctantly marries.
May 17, 2005
Scored 3/5
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Lenny Bruce: Swear To Tell The Truth (1998)
Pioneering potty-mouth repeatedly arrested.
Apr 14, 2005
Scored 3/5
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Long Kiss Goodnight, The (1996)
Amnesiac rides water wheel.
Jun 15, 2005
Scored 2/5
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Lorenzo's Oil (1992)
Parents explore oil, wellness.
Jun 15, 2005
Scored 2/5
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Marriage-Go-Round, The (1961)
Swede desires Mason's spunk.
May 16, 2005
Scored 3/5
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Miel Et Cendres (1996)
Downtrodden Tunisian women rebel.
Apr 11, 2005
Scored 2/5
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Nurse Betty (2000)
Mullet-head Eckhart gets scalped.
Apr 5, 2005
Scored 3/5
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Pitch Black (2000)
Vin, aliens both photosensitive.
Jun 2, 2005
Scored 3/5
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Planet Of The Apes (1968)
Vocal doll validates evolution.
Jun 1, 2005
Scored 4/5
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Protocol (1984)
Waitress takes sheik's bullet.
Apr 5, 2005
Scored 3/5
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Puppetry Of The Penis: Live At The Forum (2001)
Talented tadgers tickle theatregoers!
Apr 6, 2005
Scored 3/5
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Saint, The (1997)
Saint escapes child asylum.
Jun 1, 2005
Scored 2/5
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Shadow Hours (2000)
Robocop explores L.A.'s underbelly.
May 3, 2005
Scored 3/5
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Shadow Hours (2000)
Mephistophelean tale in L.A.
Apr 28, 2005
Scored 3/5
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Shadow Magic (2000)
Cinema enchants, puzzles Pekingese.
Jun 15, 2005
Scored 3/5
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Shawshank Redemption, The (1994)
Felon flees to Zihuatanejo.
Jun 15, 2005
Scored 5/5
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Silence, The (1998)
Blind Tajik interprets Beethoven.
Jun 15, 2005
Unscored
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Sin City (2005)
Hobbit becomes cannibalistic hitman.
Apr 6, 2005
Scored 5/5
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Sin City (2005)
Yellow Bastard Stahl de-balled.
Apr 5, 2005
Scored 5/5
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Sin City (2005)
Swastika shuriken skewers Benicio.
Apr 6, 2005
Scored 5/5
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Sin City (2005)
Serial paedophile turns yellow.
Apr 10, 2005
Scored 5/5
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Sisterhood Of The Traveling Pants, The (2005)
Magic pants fit everyone.
Jun 6, 2005
Unscored
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Sixteen Years Of Alcohol (2003)
'Trainspotting' for alkies.
Apr 18, 2005
Unscored
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Sixteen Years Of Alcohol (2003)
Scottish memoir of inebriation.
Apr 14, 2005
Unscored
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Sleepless In Seattle (1993)
Son pimps sleep-deprived parent.
Apr 4, 2005
Scored 4/5
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Snow White And The Seven Dwarfs (1937)
Miniature mineworkers harbor fugitive.
Jun 1, 2005
Scored 4/5
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Something The Lord Made (2004)
Hip-hopper practices on dogs.
Apr 8, 2005
Scored 4/5
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Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge Of The Sith (2005)
Windu subjected to defenestration.
Jun 6, 2005
Scored 4/5
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Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge Of The Sith (2005)
Surly Sith gets sizzled.
May 23, 2005
Scored 4/5
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Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge Of The Sith (2005)
Jedi Knight slaughters younglings.
May 23, 2005
Scored 4/5
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Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge Of The Sith (2005)
Protocol 'droid loses memory.
May 23, 2005
Scored 4/5
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Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge Of The Sith (2005)
Dooku gets handi-capped.
May 23, 2005
Scored 4/5
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Stay Tuned (1992)
Eye warship satin.
Apr 23, 2005
Scored 3/5
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Steel Magnolias (1989)
Diabetic Roberts delivers, dies.
Jun 1, 2005
Scored 4/5
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Stranger Among Us, A (1992)
Mrs. Banderas's Hasidic whodunit.
Mar 31, 2005
Scored 2/5
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Suckers (1999)
Sleazy salesmen unload clunkers.
Apr 18, 2005
Unscored
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Sweet Home Alabama (2002)
Reese embraces redneck roots.
Apr 11, 2005
Scored 2/5
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Tin Cup (1996)
Golfing with gardening implements.
May 17, 2005
Unscored
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Tin Cup (1996)
Cheech = Mexican golf guru.
May 17, 2005
Unscored
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True Lies (1994)
Florida Keys get nuked.
May 7, 2005
Scored 4/5
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True Lies (1994)
'Spy' lacks bladder control.
Jun 2, 2005
Scored 4/5
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Twilight Of The Ice Nymphs (1997)
Olive Oyl raises ostriches.
Apr 6, 2005
Scored 3/5
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Vanilla Sky (2001)
Playboy cruises for Ellie.
Jun 5, 2005
Scored 2/5
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Village Of The Damned (1995)
Aliens impregnate unconscious townies.
Jun 5, 2005
Scored 1/5
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War Lord, The (1965)
Heston sports bowl cut.
Jun 15, 2005
Scored 4/5
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We Were The Mulvaneys (2002)
Rape shatters perfect family.
Apr 6, 2005
Scored 2/5
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We Were The Mulvaneys (2002)
Beau burns family bridges.
Apr 6, 2005
Scored 2/5
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With Honors (1994)
Hobo hijacks Harvard thesis.
Jun 7, 2005
Scored 3/5
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With Honors (1994)
Asbestos kills Harvard bum.
Jun 7, 2005
Scored 3/5
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Wizard Of Oz, The (1939)
Kansan exposes fraudulent magus.
Jun 1, 2005
Scored 4/5
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Zus & Zo (2001)
Sisters covet Hotel Paradiso.
Apr 2, 2005
Scored 3/5
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13th Warrior, The (1999)
Arabian ambassador assists Scandinavians.
Feb 24, 2005
Scored 2/5
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