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Reviews by 'veloc'
Current status of
Movie star
with a total of
700
reviews published to date.
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400 Blows, The (1959)
Little boy in France.
Jan 29, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Abbott And Costello In The Foreign Legion (1950)
Comic duo in Algeria.
Dec 17, 2002
Scored 3/5
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Abductors, The (1957)
Duo steals Lincoln's remains.
Dec 17, 2002
Scored 3/5
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Adaptation. (2002)
Breaks every writing rule.
May 12, 2003
Scored 5/5
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African Queen, The (1951)
Homemade torpedos vs. Germans.
Jul 6, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Amadeus (1984)
Wolfie rewrites opera rules.
Jan 4, 2004
Scored 5/5
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And Then There Were None (1945)
Gramophone accuses island visitors.
Jun 27, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Assault On A Queen (1966)
Great Ocean Liner Robbery.
Dec 8, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Bad Timing (1980)
Psychology prof Garfunkel? Geez.
Jul 2, 2003
Scored 1/5
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Balloon Land (1935)
Pincushion monster terrifies townsfolk!
Jul 15, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Bank Dick, The (1940)
Henpecked oaf's wacky adventures.
Apr 28, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Batman Returns (1992)
Batman battles penguin, kitty.
Mar 14, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Beethoven (1992)
Grodin's family adopts pooch.
Feb 17, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Bird (1988)
Bird sings through horn.
Nov 16, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Birdman Of Alcatraz (1962)
Bird lover in hoosegow.
Dec 23, 2002
Scored 4/5
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Black Cobra, The (1987)
Blaxploitation icon protects bimbo.
Jun 30, 2003
Scored 2/5
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Bowfinger (1999)
Action star covertly filmed.
Apr 23, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Bull Durham (1988)
Bush leaguers pursue... vixen!
Jan 3, 2003
Scored 4/5
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City Slickers (1991)
Bored yankees amongst cattle.
Mar 7, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Cockfighter (1974)
Willeford's novel adapted nicely.
Feb 8, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Confessions Of A Dangerous Mind (2002)
Drew bears Barris's burdens.
Feb 6, 2004
Scored 2/5
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Cop Land (1997)
Cop busts NYC's finest.
Feb 6, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Cruise Cat (1952)
Mouse infests cruise ship!
Jul 5, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Deliverance (1972)
Rednecks violate unlucky canoeists.
Nov 19, 2002
Scored 4/5
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Do The Right Thing (1989)
Brooklyn's hottest day ever.
May 18, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Dot And The Kangaroo (1977)
Kangaroo befriends lost girl.
Apr 3, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Entrapment (1999)
Master thief meets match.
Jul 16, 2003
Scored 2/5
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Every Which Way But Loose (1978)
Orang mugs, Clint fights.
Nov 21, 2002
Scored 3/5
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Ferris Bueller's Day Off (1986)
Teenage trio's Ferrari trip.
Dec 17, 2002
Scored 5/5
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Finding Nemo (2003)
Sydney dentist imprisons protagonist.
Jan 13, 2004
Scored 4/5
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Fist Of Fury (1972)
Bruce's nunchakus debut.
Feb 2, 2004
Scored 4/5
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For A Few Dollars More (1965)
Bounty killers' uneasy alliance.
Apr 13, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Going Ape! (1981)
Danza, apes not amusing.
Nov 29, 2003
Scored 2/5
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Good Morning Vietnam (1987)
Mork spins discs, cries.
Jul 6, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Gordon's War (1973)
Vietnam vets battle pushers.
Oct 22, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Grand Canyon (1991)
Curbside philosophizing in L.A.
Feb 18, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Habit (1997)
Snaider vamps it up.
Dec 13, 2003
Scored 2/5
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High Plains Drifter (1973)
Entire town bullied around.
Dec 1, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Home Fries (1998)
Drive-thru attendant overhears murder.
Feb 16, 2003
Scored 2/5
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Hoosiers (1986)
Cinderella cagers capture championship.
Jul 2, 2003
Scored 3/5
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House Of Games (1987)
Shrink finds herself compulsive.
Apr 24, 2003
Scored 5/5
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House Of Yes, The (1997)
Jackie-O. Oh, no! Incest!
Aug 19, 2003
Scored 4/5
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I'm Gonna Git You Sucka (1988)
Send-up of Shaft, Superfly.
Feb 25, 2004
Scored 2/5
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Incredible Mr. Limpet, The (1964)
Barney Fife blows bubbles.
Oct 27, 2003
Scored 1/5
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Intolerable Cruelty (2003)
Coens' third L.A. movie.
Feb 5, 2006
Unscored
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It's A Gift (1934)
Irate customer demands cumquats!
May 4, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Jagged Edge (1985)
Heiress murdered, hubby suspected.
Feb 16, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Jerry Maguire (1996)
Sports agent makes good.
Dec 17, 2002
Scored 3/5
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Johnny Cien Pesos (1993)
Chilean robbery goes awry.
Dec 1, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Lagaan: Once Upon A Time In India (2001)
Colonials stoop to cricketers.
Feb 18, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Last Of The Mohicans, The (1992)
Day-Lewis delivers a turkey.
Feb 6, 2003
Scored 1/5
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Lost World, The (1925)
Silent stop-motion dinosaur drama.
Nov 21, 2002
Scored 3/5
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Lunarcop (1994)
Drago's 'Road Warrior' imitation.
Jan 28, 2004
Scored 2/5
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Monolith Monsters, The (1957)
Earth overtaken by... rocks?
Feb 17, 2004
Scored 4/5
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My Bloody Valentine (1981)
Idiot teens explore mine.
Jul 6, 2003
Scored 2/5
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My Fair Lady (1964)
Teaching Eliza to talk.
Mar 24, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Naked Gun 2 1/2: The Smell Of Fear, The (1991)
Earth-friendly parody sequel.
Feb 6, 2003
Scored 4/5
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No Surrender (1985)
Catholic, Protestant dotards brawl.
Nov 21, 2002
Scored 4/5
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Old Yeller (1957)
Tearjerker about boy's dog.
Mar 5, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Orange County (2002)
SoCal teen Stanford bound?
Feb 16, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Orange County (2002)
Aspiring writer escapes surfland.
May 4, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Out Of Sight (1998)
Cheadle steals prison scenes.
Apr 23, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Partners In Crime (2000)
Hauer framed as kidnapper.
Mar 2, 2004
Scored 4/5
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Player, The (1992)
Screenwriter dies in Pasadena.
Jan 24, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Poltergeist (1982)
Carol Anne goes missing.
Dec 5, 2002
Scored 3/5
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Red Kiss (1985)
Paris teen admires Stalin.
Nov 9, 2003
Scored 2/5
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Regarding Henry (1991)
Jerk gunshot victim recovers.
May 2, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Repo Man (1984)
L.A. punk discovers weirdness.
Jan 6, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Rescuers Down Under, The (1990)
Bernard, Bianca battle poacher!
Feb 16, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Return Of The Secaucus 7 (1980)
'Big Chill', but brilliant.
Jul 23, 2003
Scored 6/5
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Running On Empty (1988)
Hippies on the lam.
Jul 8, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Sam Whiskey (1969)
Burt returns missing gold.
Oct 22, 2003
Scored 2/5
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Sand Pebbles, The (1966)
McQueen in 1920's China.
Mar 24, 2003
Scored 3/5
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School Daze (1988)
Spike's so-so sophomore outing.
Feb 2, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Score, The (2001)
Sceptre heist in Montreal.
Dec 2, 2002
Scored 5/5
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Searchers, The (1956)
Flawed Duke tracks killers.
Dec 2, 2002
Scored 5/5
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Sexy Beast (2000)
Gandhi bullies retired yegg.
Nov 5, 2003
Scored 4/5
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She Devils In Chains (1976)
Female track stars kidnapped!
Feb 7, 2003
Scored 3/5
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She's Gotta Have It (1986)
Sista's three bad options.
May 18, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Singles (1992)
Finding love amidst grunge.
Feb 7, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Sommersby (1993)
Martin Guerre remade, American.
Apr 30, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Spider-Man (2002)
Redhead swoons over dork.
Feb 8, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Spirit: Stallion Of The Cimarron (2002)
West through mustang's eyes.
Jun 17, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Straw Dogs (1971)
Math dork defends home.
Feb 16, 2003
Scored 4/5
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T-Men (1947)
Treasury agents infiltrate counterfeiters.
Nov 20, 2002
Scored 4/5
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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (1990)
Shelled heroes defeat Shredder.
Apr 13, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: The Secret Of The Ooze (1991)
Reptile quartet seeks answers.
Nov 22, 2002
Scored 2/5
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Thieves Like Us (1974)
Altman's 'O Brother' precursor?
Apr 8, 2004
Scored 4/5
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Thing, The (1982)
Antarctic antagonist assails internally.
Nov 20, 2002
Scored 4/5
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Throw Momma From The Train (1987)
Criss-cross murders plotted. Cute.
Mar 7, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Top Secret! (1984)
Pop idol vs. communists.
Jun 12, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Treasure Planet (2002)
Stevenson's book goes galactic.
Feb 8, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Usual Suspects, The (1995)
Con man regales detectives.
Jan 31, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Verdict, The (1982)
Alky attorney pulls through.
May 27, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Watch It (1993)
Cowardly pranksters fear commitment.
Apr 26, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Wayne's World (1992)
Mullets meet childhood hero.
Mar 28, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Women In Love (1969)
Ollie Reed wrestles nude.
Apr 24, 2003
Scored 4/5
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2001 - A Space Odyssey (1968)
Clarke's Sentinel expanded, immortalized.
May 4, 2003
Scored 5/5
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28 Days (2000)
Unbelievable rehab flick; uninspired.
Jan 31, 2003
Scored 2/5
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6th Day, The (2000)
Arnie's cloned; we groan.
Jan 31, 2003
Scored 2/5
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