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Reviews by 'Alan Smithee'
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with a total of
3165
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$pent (2000)
London's burning (through dough).
Jun 14, 2010
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$quid: The Movie (1993)
Brisbane River squid terrorises.
Jun 14, 2010
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'38 (1987)
Austrians return to realm.
Sep 21, 2010
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'D' (2005)
Deshu witnesses Mumbai murder.
Sep 20, 2010
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'Neath Austral Skies (1913)
Antipodean heavens slept beneath.
Jul 15, 2010
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(A)Torsion (2003)
Singers help twisted calf.
Jul 16, 2010
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(Past Present Future) Imperfect (2004)
Devonian student's dusky surprise.
May 26, 2011
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**** (1967)
How's ending? Check tomorrow.
Apr 19, 2011
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...And Justice For All (1979)
Lawyer Al judges Judge.
May 15, 2004
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...Life Happens (2005)
Black returns to Winnipeg.
Jul 15, 2010
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...Yahaan (2005)
Kashmir proves smothering.
Jul 15, 2010
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? (2005)
Nancy really blows up.
Apr 19, 2011
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? (2008)
Turning 40, fading Furst.
Sep 20, 2010
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? (2008)
Tilbury lives experimentally.
Sep 20, 2010
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?! (2002)
Assassin Moshe meets match.
Sep 20, 2010
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@#*! (2009)
Sort-of superhero steals files.
Sep 20, 2010
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�Three Amigos! (1986)
Invisible cowboy tragically slain.
Feb 8, 2006
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00:05'01 (2008)
Surface time-limit rankles girl.
Jun 14, 2010
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0506HK (2007)
Lee's Hong Kong return.
Jul 16, 2010
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1,001 Ways To Eat My Jizz, Part 3: Biscuits And Gravy Edition (2002)
Co-stars make, eat gravy.
Aug 14, 2005
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1-800-LOVE (2010)
Suicidal woman misdials successfully.
Jul 16, 2010
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10 Bullets (2007)
Morgan's slugs rule evenings.
Jul 15, 2010
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10 Promises To My Dog (2008)
Socks shrinks.
Jul 15, 2010
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100 Feet (2008)
Abuse haunts house arrestee.
Jul 16, 2010
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1000 Rosen (1994)
Boerman's rose millennium.
Jun 14, 2010
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1000 Voices (2009)
Asylum seekers recorded, animated.
Jun 14, 2010
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101 Dalmatians (1996)
Puppy farmers breed Perdita.
May 31, 2006
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101 Dalmatians (1996)
Puppies envisioned: stylish coat.
May 30, 2006
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1066: And All That (1939)
'103 good things' filmed.
Aug 24, 2005
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11 Harrowhouse (1974)
Blackmailed merchant heists diamonds.
May 15, 2004
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12:35 (2002)
Varying angles texture 12.35.
Jul 15, 2010
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13 (2010)
Assumed identity proves difficult.
Jul 15, 2010
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13 (Tzameti) (2005)
Sebastian's ill-conceived direction pursuit.
May 5, 2006
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13 Frightened Girls! (1963)
Diplomat's daughter encounters murder.
Jun 14, 2010
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13th Warrior, The (1999)
Spanish Arab's Beowulf bollocks.
May 15, 2004
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140 Days Under The World (1964)
New Zealander underworld short.
Jul 16, 2010
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16 Blocks (2006)
Def Hard (to transport).
May 19, 2006
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16 To Life (2009)
Virginity's Hirsh on Hallee.
Jul 16, 2010
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16w (2004)
Dino's proves colorful bar.
Jul 16, 2010
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18 (2009)
18? Pull the plug!
Jul 16, 2010
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18 Again! (1988)
Burns impersonation swiftly tiresome.
Mar 22, 2004
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180 (2005)
Reconditioned slob becomes SNAG.
Jul 16, 2010
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180� (2010)
Salvator relies on Gasparotti.
Jul 16, 2010
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19 Miles To Vegas (2005)
Local musos hit Vegas.
Jul 16, 2010
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1999 (1998)
Y2K party turns epic.
Jul 15, 2010
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19th April (1994)
April Unishe-fies Bengalis.
Jul 24, 2010
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20 Dates (1998)
Man films luckless dates.
Aug 19, 2004
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20,000 Leagues Under The Sea (1973)
Cartoonish submariner battles octopus.
Jul 3, 2006
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200 Cigarettes (1999)
Plimpton fears deserted midnight.
Apr 13, 2004
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200 Motels (1971)
Zappa, friends' road tribulations.
May 5, 2004
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2010 (1984)
Disappeared Dave's monolith discovered.
May 15, 2004
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2084 (2009)
Orwell plus century: viral.
Oct 11, 2011
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21 Jump Street (2012)
Hill Jumps, undercover school.
Jun 17, 2010
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23 Paces To Baker Street (1956)
Eyeless Hannon rescues tacker.
Jun 21, 2010
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23, Rue De Martyrs (1998)
Perez's animated Parisian address.
Jun 21, 2010
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23/69: Underground Explosion (1969)
Festival tours Teutons.
Aug 7, 2010
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23rd March 1931: Shaheed (2002)
Bhagat's gat revenge reason.
Jun 21, 2010
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23rd Psalm, The (2007)
Detective's killed hooker visions.
Jun 23, 2010
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24 Hours In London (2000)
Olsen's actions: extremely UnChristian.
Aug 8, 2010
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27 Missing Kisses (2000)
Girl seduces paternal pair.
Aug 19, 2004
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3:10 To Yuma (1957)
Wade's gang attempts recovery.
May 11, 2006
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39 Steps, The (1935)
Hitchcock 'interprets' Buchan's 'Steps'.
Jun 24, 2004
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40 Year Old Virgin, The (2005)
Carrell shags a grandma.
Apr 20, 2006
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420 Movie, The (2009)
Fingernail Juice needs herb.
Nov 6, 2010
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42nd Street (1933)
Moxie wins choruser lead.
Aug 10, 2004
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4th Floor, The (1999)
Lewis inhabits psycho apartment.
Aug 19, 2004
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5 (2010)
Quintet's varied time experience.
Oct 2, 2010
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5,000 Fingers Of Dr. T., The (1953)
Seuss's impressive pianist.
Apr 28, 2004
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50 Greatest Documentaries, The (2005)
Apted tops documentarian countdown.
Jul 12, 2006
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51st State, The (2001)
Beskirted badass motherfucker.
Aug 29, 2005
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54 (1998)
Club promoter's excesses deglamourised.
Mar 22, 2004
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55 Days At Peking (1963)
Moses takes on Boxers.
Aug 29, 2005
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5ive (2010)
The 5ive Commandments.
Oct 11, 2011
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6 (2010)
Yura facing death stages.
Oct 2, 2010
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7 (2008)
Ingo's patterns mix together.
Oct 2, 2010
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7 Grandmasters (1977)
Chun challenges masterful septet.
Dec 11, 2004
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7th Voyage Of Sinbad, The (1958)
Beefy Kerwin's Sinbad: hirsute.
Aug 26, 2005
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8 (2010)
Forest battle, cat, mouse.
Oct 2, 2010
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8 Million Ways To Die (1986)
Guilty Bridges drinks, crusades.
Aug 22, 2005
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8 Women (2002)
Francophone octet pursue murderer.
Jun 21, 2006
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Aaltra (2004)
Re: Vives.
Oct 16, 2010
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Aanslag, De (1986)
Body removal ruins childhood.
Aug 8, 2005
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Aashayein (2010)
Gambler wins 20m Rupees.
Oct 16, 2010
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Ab Tumhare Hawale Watan Saathiyo (2004)
Indian-Pakistani conflict Sikhens.
Apr 27, 2005
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Abandoned (2010)
Loopy Murphy's last flick.
Jun 28, 2010
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Abbey Of Thelema (2007)
Thelemic themes.
Oct 16, 2010
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Abbot Hai Teng Of Shaolin (1988)
Abbot's 80's greatest hits!
May 4, 2006
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Abbott And Costello Meet Dr. Jekyll And Mr. Hyde (1953)
American flatfoots chase bi-polarity.
May 24, 2006
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Abduction Club, The (2002)
Irishmen kidnap, marry heiresses.
Jun 30, 2010
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About A Girl (2001)
Hopeless girl's pop dreams.
Oct 23, 2010
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About Baghdad (2004)
Drowning in a Ba'ath.
Oct 23, 2010
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About Mrs. Leslie (1954)
Landlady Leslie remembers past.
Oct 23, 2010
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About Schmidt (2002)
Ndugu's sponsor cracks up.
Feb 13, 2006
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Abraham Valley (1993)
Attractive Ema's marriage: poor.
Oct 23, 2010
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Absent, The (2010)
Bannick's film goes Absent.
Oct 23, 2010
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Absolutely Positive (2006)
Teen has the HIV.
Oct 23, 2010
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Accident (2009)
Assassin sets up accidents.
Oct 23, 2010
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Accidental Activist, The (2004)
Actress's Lysistrata project Blumes.
Aug 17, 2010
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Accidental Detective, The (2003)
American seeks Florence painting.
Oct 23, 2010
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Accidental Life (2004)
Dorian's grey.
Oct 23, 2010
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