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30	Alan Smithee (3165)
31	clay (2765)
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Reviews by 'clay'

Current status of Movie deity with a total of 2765 reviews published to date.

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'Salem's Lot (2004)

A Lot at stake.

Jul 8, 2010
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13th Warrior, The (1999)

Antonio ibn Banderas: wulfish.

Sep 28, 2010
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2001 - A Space Odyssey (1968)

AI sings slowly, badly.

May 6, 2011
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2001 - A Space Odyssey (1968)

Moon-Jupiter signal investigated.

May 7, 2011
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2001 - A Space Odyssey (1968)

Dawn of man, Compucinema.

May 7, 2011
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21 Grams (2003)

Semi-transferable soul smolders.

Jul 5, 2010
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8MM (1999)

Whackumentary invertigated; perps whacked.

Sep 28, 2010
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A Room With A View (2007)

Botched, altered Forster remake.

Mar 27, 2011
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A Sound Of Thunder (2005)

Past proves horribly changeable.

Mar 11, 2010
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Absence Of Malice (1981)

Distraught Newman describes shearing.

Mar 31, 2011
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Accidental Tourist, The (1988)

Shaver, economic with foam.

Sep 17, 2010
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Adaptation. (2002)

Orchid collector, screenplay: Killers.

Sep 25, 2009
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Addiction, The (1995)

Vampire's required reading: Burroughs.

Sep 27, 2010
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Affliction (1997)

Arthritic abuser obfuscates offspring.

Apr 16, 2010
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Age Of Innocence, The (1993)

Scorsese's languorous Victorian exploration.

Aug 22, 2010
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Aileen: Life And Death Of A Serial Killer (2003)

Should Wournos: scary eyes!!!

Jun 17, 2010
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Alarm (2008)

Ex-Dubliner doubly insecure.

Mar 4, 2011
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Alien: Resurrection (1997)

Ripley ripoff's Alien taint.

Sep 8, 2010
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Aliens (1986)

Android ripped. Eggs burned.

Jul 9, 2010
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Alive (1993)

Training table: crasher buffet.

Apr 17, 2011
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All Quiet On The Western Front (1930)

Kaiser. Conflict. Iron. Butterfly.

Jul 2, 2010
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Almost Famous (2000)

Cub rock reporter's tour.

Feb 28, 2010
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Along Came Polly (2004)

Hoffman's performance shart-changed.

Jun 5, 2010
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Am�lie (2001)

Gnomin' gamine Am�liorates troubles.

Nov 12, 2010
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American Graffiti (1973)

Cops: Holsteins. Somers: Dreamgirl.

Jan 9, 2012
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American In Paris, An (1951)

Kelly as Louvre aspirant.

Aug 23, 2010
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American Pie: The Wedding (2003)

Stifler's desperation. Bad taste.

Oct 4, 2010
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Amistad (1997)

Cognizant cargo's coup d'etat.

Aug 10, 2010
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And Now For Something Completely Different (1971)

Wrestling Chapman defeats self.

Feb 13, 2010
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Angels (1976)

Creator as Producer/Director.

Mar 10, 2011
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Angels In The Outfield (1994)

Hitting. Pitching. Fielding. Flapping.

Jul 26, 2010
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Annie Hall (1977)

Ditzy girlfriend, homelessly dressed.

Jul 15, 2010
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Anonymous Rex (2004)

Veloci-Rappers? Tricera-Cops? Tyrannosaur-Us??!

Mar 4, 2011
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Another 48 Hrs. (1990)

Cop & Robber Redux.

Sep 26, 2010
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Antz (1998)

Woody's six-legged neurotic.

Mar 30, 2011
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Apocalypto (2006)

Protagonist's breath testicle-tinged.

Sep 6, 2010
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Apocalypto (2006)

Ziggurat tumblers: sacrificial heads.

Jun 1, 2011
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Aqua Teen Hunger Force Colon Movie Film For Theatres (2007)

Protagonists available--drive through.

Nov 25, 2009
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Arachnophobia (1990)

Venezuelan spider's deadly offspring.

Nov 3, 2009
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Armageddon (1998)

Long live rock? Negatory.

Jul 24, 2010
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Arrival, The (1996)

Sacked stargazer. Southerly signals.

Sep 6, 2010
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Atonement (2007)

Sis saw Cecelia, swain.

Jan 27, 2011
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Attack Of The Flesh Devouring Space Worms From Outer Space (1998)

Legless alien slimers dine.

Jan 18, 2011
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Austin Powers: International Man Of Mystery (1997)

Ice Spy.

Jun 20, 2010
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Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me (1999)

Shagging becomes Felicitatious.

Oct 11, 2010
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Avengers, The (2012)

Ensemble assembles, dishevels demigod.

Jan 20, 2012
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AVP: Alien Vs. Predator (2004)

Commonalities: Alienness, Predatoriality, Ugliness.

Sep 11, 2010
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Babel (2006)

Kid: sniper. Cate: snipee.

Sep 4, 2010
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Babysitter, The (1995)

Megababe has nice sitter.

Nov 26, 2010
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Bachelor, The (1999)

Bridezillas descend on inheritor.

May 2, 2011
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Back To The Future (1985)

Rewoven past unjailbirds Joey.

Dec 17, 2009
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Back To The Future Part II (1989)

Alternate timeline, actors, century.

Sep 8, 2009
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Back To The Future Part III (1990)

Doc Brown trains sons.

Apr 23, 2010
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Backdraft (1991)

Arsonist: Jekyll and Fryde.

Aug 17, 2010
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Bad Santa (2003)

Mean-spirited, red-suited, unsuitable fellow.

Mar 31, 2011
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Bad Santa (2003)

Crappy-attitudinous Claus evolves.

Apr 1, 2011
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Bambi Meets Godzilla (1969)

The Deerblunter.

May 25, 2011
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Banger Sisters, The (2002)

Goldie giggles. Susan struggles.

Apr 28, 2011
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Barb Wire (1996)

Sharp tattoo; bulbous boppalawongas.

Jul 4, 2010
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Barbarella (1968)

French campiness suits Fonda.

Jul 9, 2010
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Barton Fink (1991)

Redroomed writer's reality reconnect.

Jul 31, 2011
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Basic Instinct (1992)

Mike-kebab narrowly avoided.

Jun 19, 2010
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Batman And Robin (1949)

Dynamic Duo, late Forties.

Jan 11, 2011
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Batman And Robin (1997)

Poison, frozen Gotham addendum.

Mar 2, 2010
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Batman Begins (2005)

Caped Crusader's training days.

Feb 12, 2010
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Battle Royale (2000)

The Breakfast Clubbed/Knifed/...

Apr 22, 2011
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Battlefield Earth: A Saga Of The Year 3000 (2000)

Travolta sports nose danglies.

Jul 7, 2010
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Beauty And The Beast (1991)

Bookworm befriends befurred belligerent.

Jul 24, 2010
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Beaver, The (2011)

Gibson uses cathartic tree-chewer.

May 2, 2011
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Because I Said So (2007)

Keaton: ad-mated busybody.

Jun 5, 2010
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Before Night Falls (2000)

AIDS sufferer's poetic injustice.

Feb 12, 2011
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Beneath The 12-Mile Reef (1953)

Moore finds Wagner spongeworthy.

Mar 8, 2011
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Benny & Joon (1993)

B's Keaton sweetens J.

Sep 4, 2010
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Best Little Whorehouse In Texas, The (1982)

Get y'all's ashes hauled.

Dec 22, 2009
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Big (1988)

FAO Schwarz, child radius.

Dec 2, 2010
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Big Chill, The (1983)

Emasculated druggie: chick magnet??!

Mar 7, 2011
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Big Country, The (1958)

Amphibious Peck; simmering Simmons.

Jun 23, 2010
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Big One, The (1997)

Moore shills economic 'terrorism'.

May 13, 2011
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Big Story, The (1994)

Frank Gorshin's Kirk, Cubed.

Feb 25, 2011
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Blacula (1972)

Damned Soul Power.

Feb 23, 2012
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Blue Lagoon, The (1980)

Island engenders Lestrange bedfellow.

Nov 20, 2010
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Blue Sky (1994)

Boothe: David. Jones: Uriah.

Nov 19, 2010
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Bobby Jones, Stroke Of Genius (2004)

J's execution (not crucifixion).

Apr 15, 2010
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Borat: Cultural Learnings Of America For Make Benefit Glorious Nation Of Kazakhstan (2006)

Poo in plastic appalls.

Jun 12, 2010
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Bourne Identity, The (2002)

Trawlers rescue leaden amnesiac.

Apr 1, 2011
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Bourne Supremacy, The (2004)

Smart spying, Stiles, sequelization.

Mar 24, 2011
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Bourne Ultimatum, The (2007)

Jason hastens unto David.

Apr 8, 2011
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Boys Don't Cry (1999)

Dickless deceiver: Ladies' 'Man'.

Feb 27, 2011
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Boyz N The Hood (1991)

Crack. Gangs. Ice. Death.

Nov 26, 2010
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Braveheart (1995)

Kilt lifting mocks enemy.

Feb 12, 2010
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Brazil (1985)

Lowly Lowry's liberty lust.

Jun 7, 2011
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Breakfast With Einstein (1998)

LaBeouf meets LeWoof.

Jun 25, 2011
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Breaking The Surface: The Greg Louganis Story (1997)

Gay champion scores 10.

May 21, 2011
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Brian's Song (1971)

Soothly Sayers remembers teammate.

Nov 24, 2009
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Bring Me The Head Of Alfredo Garcia (1974)

Dead man's deadhead journey.

Apr 1, 2011
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Bringing Up Baby (1938)

Cary's, Kate's clavicle caper.

Apr 26, 2010
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Broadcast News (1987)

Hurt weeps at will.

Aug 30, 2010
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Brokeback Mountain (2005)

Forbidden Frontier Tent Passion.

Jun 18, 2010
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Brokeback Mountain (2005)

Heath cores Jake intently.

May 21, 2011
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Bronx Tale, A (1993)

Wiseguy highness befriends son.

Apr 16, 2011
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