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Star Wars: Episode II - Attack Of The Clones (2002) |
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Film rated 3.3 / 5
(Chick rating: 2.9 / 5)
(Guy rating: 3.3 / 5)
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| Boba's dad loses head!?!? |
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| Anakin- cheesy pick-up lines. |
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| Petulalant twit woos hottie. |
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| Stormtrooper hits his head! |
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| Lucas 'Clones' sci-fi scripts. |
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| Anakin- still breathing fine. |
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| Anakin craves Padme's Naboobies. |
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| Shmi buried, Anakin married. |
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| Anakin disarmed, Dooku unharmed. |
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| Lucas can't clone success. |
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| The Emperor's new clones. |
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| Clone army promises salvation. |
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| Dooku leaves Anakin short-handed. |
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| Lucas blasts clones, screenplay. |
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| Cloned style over substance. |
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| Dooku threatens Naboo Senator. |
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| Clones battle droids, plausability. |
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| Green puppet becomes CGI. |
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| Binks votes for disaster. |
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| Clone rangers defeat droids. |
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| Yoda's walking stick pointless! |
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| Anakin ages, Padme doesn't. |
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| Jango: Headless Force-man. |
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| Vader starts replacing parts. |
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| Darth Vader begins descent. |
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| Sadly unintentional comedy masterpiece. |
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| Binks ensures ethnic cleansing. |
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| Yoda well hard: official. |
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| Portman fit, dialogue shit. |
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| 'Dawson's Creek' in space. |
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| Jar-Jar's jarring pickaninny routine. |
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| Anakin. Padme's Jedi bitch. |
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| Anakin becomes James Dean. |
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| George's obsession: limb amputation. |
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| Clones are Jango counterFetts. |
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| Anakin, Padme's Romantic Sci-Fi. |
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| Loads've Jedis with sticks. |
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| Vader goes through puberty. |
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| Jango's clo(w)ning around. |
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| Jedi consolidate their clones. |
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| Vader develops Canadian accent. |
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| 'Clones' Attack on senses. |
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| Anakin screws audience, Padme. |
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| Yoda rocks, script flops. |
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| Anakin massacres sand people. |
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| Whiny teenager enslaves universe. |
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| Lucas's 'Rhapsody In Blue(screen)'. |
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| More annoying lightsaber sounds. |
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| Apprentice + former Queen = romance. |
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| Vader waxes, Anakin wanes. |
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| Lucas passes 'number two'. |
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| Padme. Anakin. Dumb love. |
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| Another whiney novice Jedi. |
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| Another bouffanted Jedi trainee. |
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| Virtual sets, actors, script. |
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| Boba beholds begetter's beheading. |
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| Skywalker whininess proven heritable. |
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| Saruman was Yoda's apprentice. |
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| Portman sexier than Fisher. |
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| Yoda finally shows spirit. |
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| Politician marries creepy stalker. |
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