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Reviews by 'Canklefish'
Current status of
Movie deity (Silver)
with a total of
7599
reviews published to date.
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'Burbs, The (1989)
Neighbors are burying past.
Dec 7, 2009
Scored 3/5
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'It's Alive!' (1969)
Monster-man guards Zookeeper's cave.
Mar 11, 2010
Scored 1/5
Vote
[Rec] (2007)
This [REC]s Quarantine.
Aug 9, 2012
Unscored
Vote
10 (1979)
Bo knows cornrows.
Apr 21, 2010
Scored 4/5
Vote
10 (1979)
No Moore for Bo.
Apr 21, 2010
Scored 4/5
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10 (1979)
Bo wants Moore action.
Apr 21, 2010
Scored 4/5
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10 (1979)
Rescue hubby, woo wife.
Apr 23, 2010
Scored 4/5
Vote
10 (1979)
Cornrow Bo diddling.
Apr 26, 2010
Scored 4/5
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11:14 (2003)
11:14, hell breaks loose.
Oct 9, 2010
Scored 4/5
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11:14 (2003)
Chaos, quarter after eleven.
Oct 9, 2010
Scored 4/5
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12 To The Moon (1960)
DeWitt's Dozen
Sep 2, 2014
Scored 2/5
Vote
13 Assassins (2010)
Shinzaemon slays Shogun's sibling
Dec 30, 2013
Unscored
Vote
13 Going On 30 (2004)
Garner ages leap years.
Jun 21, 2010
Scored 3/5
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180° South (2010)
Quest to climb Corcovado
Dec 21, 2014
Scored 4/5
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2 Days In The Valley (1996)
Teri awakens with corpse.
Nov 26, 2009
Scored 3/5
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2 Guns (2013)
Wahlberg winks while working
Apr 18, 2016
Scored 3/5
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200 Cigarettes (1999)
Ben defends his heterosexuality.
Nov 24, 2009
Scored 3/5
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200 Cigarettes (1999)
Hudson's a virgin? RIGHT!!!
Jul 9, 2013
Scored 3/5
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200 Cigarettes (1999)
Elvis leaves Plimpton's building
Jul 8, 2013
Scored 3/5
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200 Cigarettes (1999)
Elvis sighting at Martha's
Jul 8, 2013
Scored 3/5
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2012 (2009)
Lama catches monster wave.
Oct 12, 2010
Scored 3/5
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21 (2008)
Degrees in card counting.
Mar 30, 2009
Scored 3/5
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21 (2008)
Kevin Spades'cy
Jan 6, 2013
Scored 3/5
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21 Jump Street (2012)
Jonah needs more schooling!
Sep 9, 2012
Scored 2/5
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21 Jump Street (2012)
Jumpin' Jonah
Sep 29, 2012
Scored 2/5
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3 Days To Kill (2014)
Ethan Delays retirement
Oct 1, 2014
Scored 3/5
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300: Rise Of An Empire (2014)
300.2
May 19, 2015
Scored 3/5
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47 Ronin (2013)
Keanu Ronin
May 17, 2015
Scored 3/5
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47 Ronin (2013)
Keanu Reeves is Japanese?!
May 17, 2015
Scored 3/5
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48 Hrs. (1982)
Hammond enjoys weekend pass.
Mar 22, 2011
Scored 3/5
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48 Hrs. (1982)
Work release for Reggie?
Mar 23, 2011
Scored 3/5
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48 Hrs. (1982)
Hammond trashes redneck hangout.
Mar 22, 2011
Scored 3/5
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48 Hrs. (1982)
Cates can't catch criminals.
Mar 22, 2011
Scored 3/5
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5 Card Stud (1968)
Lynchers hunted by Stud.
Jan 3, 2011
Scored 3/5
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5 Card Stud (1968)
Mitchum runs God's House.
Jan 3, 2011
Scored 3/5
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5 Card Stud (1968)
Mitchum's 'House of God'.
Jan 4, 2011
Scored 3/5
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5 Card Stud (1968)
Kotto kicks McDowall's can.
Jan 4, 2011
Scored 3/5
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50 First Dates (2004)
Barrymore finds Sandler forgettable
Sep 28, 2013
Scored 3/5
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50/50 (2011)
Cancer is dehabi'levittating
Aug 22, 2012
Scored 4/5
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8 Million Ways To Die (1986)
Hooker needs sturdy Bridges.
Feb 24, 2011
Scored 2/5
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A Brony Tale (2014)
Grown men covet horsies
Jul 24, 2016
Scored 4/5
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A Brony Tale (2014)
My Little Brony
Jul 13, 2016
Scored 4/5
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A Brony Tale (2014)
Bro + Pony = FUCKIN' WEIRD!
Jul 13, 2016
Scored 4/5
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A Day Without A Mexican (2004)
Yuppies can't find Jes�s.
Jan 11, 2011
Scored 3/5
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A Day Without A Mexican (2004)
Many landscaping job openings.
Jan 12, 2011
Scored 3/5
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A Day Without A Mexican (2004)
86'ing Hispanics.
Jan 13, 2011
Scored 3/5
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A Home At The End Of The World (2004)
Farrell just ain't Wright.
Sep 15, 2010
Scored 3/5
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A Man Called Sarge (1990)
Singer's a sour Kraut
Aug 11, 2014
Scored 2/5
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A Man Called Sarge (1990)
Kroeger vs. Kraut
Aug 12, 2014
Scored 2/5
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A Perfect Vacation (2015)
Kope'ing with disaster
Jan 4, 2016
Scored 2/5
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A Perfect Vacation (2015)
Islanders become organ donors
Jan 4, 2016
Scored 2/5
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A-Team, The (2010)
Cooper Faces Iraqis.
Feb 9, 2010
Scored 3/5
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A-Team, The (2010)
Neeson brings his A-game.
Mar 30, 2010
Scored 3/5
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Accountant, The (2016)
Affleck's kills add up
Apr 1, 2017
Scored 3/5
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Accountant, The (2016)
Wolff hunts for answers
Apr 1, 2017
Scored 3/5
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Accountant, The (2016)
CPA's Affleck'in bad-ass!
Apr 1, 2017
Scored 3/5
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Accused, The (1988)
Foster regrets dirty dancing
Jan 20, 2014
Scored 4/5
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Across The Tracks (1991)
Ricky gets on track.
Jan 5, 2011
Scored 3/5
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Act Of Love (1953)
Robin sleeps with fishes
Jan 5, 2014
Unscored
Vote
Addiction, The (1995)
Grad school really sucks.
Jul 22, 2011
Scored 3/5
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Adrift (2006)
More Open Water mayhem.
Jan 24, 2011
Scored 3/5
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Adrift (2006)
Friends float for hours.
Jan 25, 2011
Scored 3/5
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Adrift (2006)
Swimmers forget the ladder.
Jan 25, 2011
Scored 3/5
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Adventureland (2009)
James isn't missing Europe.
Feb 23, 2010
Scored 4/5
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Adventureland (2009)
Jessie is running games.
Feb 23, 2010
Scored 4/5
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Adventureland (2009)
Europe canceled, become carnie.
Feb 23, 2010
Scored 4/5
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Adventureland (2009)
Carnie Stewart.
Feb 23, 2010
Scored 4/5
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After (2012)
Crash causes coinciding comas.
May 23, 2015
Scored 3/5
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After Hours (1985)
SoHo's a Dunne deal.
Dec 4, 2010
Scored 4/5
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Aftermath, The (1982)
Haig's post-apocalyptic hell.
Jan 19, 2010
Scored 2/5
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Aftershock (2010)
Quake destroys family unit
Jul 26, 2014
Scored 4/5
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Age Of Ice (2014)
Family's chillin' in Egypt
Mar 4, 2015
Scored 1/5
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Air Force (1943)
B-17 buzzes Pearl Harbor.
Jan 19, 2010
Scored 4/5
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Airplane Vs Volcano (2014)
Ring of flier
Aug 7, 2014
Scored 2/5
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Airplane Vs Volcano (2014)
Flyer vs fire
Aug 6, 2014
Scored 2/5
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Airplane Vs Volcano (2014)
Pyroclastic plane
Aug 6, 2014
Scored 2/5
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Airplane Vs Volcano (2014)
Pyroclastic flown
Aug 6, 2014
Scored 2/5
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Airport 1975 (1974)
Kennedy's Airport handles collision
Oct 30, 2012
Scored 3/5
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Alamo Bay (1985)
Vietnamese invade Texan waters.
May 6, 2010
Scored 3/5
Vote
Alamo, The (1960)
Texas recruits Duke.
Jun 5, 2009
Scored 3/5
Vote
Alarmist, The (1997)
Capshaw meets alarming end
Jun 28, 2013
Unscored
Vote
Alchemy (2005)
Cavanaugh's love of Chalke.
May 21, 2012
Scored 3/5
Vote
Alien From L.A. (1988)
Underground Aussies admire Ireland
Sep 8, 2014
Scored 1/5
Vote
Alien Nation (1988)
Hey George, sot milk?
Aug 30, 2010
Scored 3/5
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Alien Nation (1988)
Sykes finds George alienating.
Aug 25, 2010
Scored 3/5
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Alien Nation (1988)
George has spotty disposition.
Aug 30, 2010
Scored 3/5
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Alien Nation (1988)
Milk's addictive, by George.
Aug 30, 2010
Scored 3/5
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Alien� (1992)
Alien decimates prison population.
Aug 29, 2009
Scored 3/5
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Alien� (1992)
Ripley plummets alongside beast.
Dec 18, 2009
Scored 3/5
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Alienator (1989)
Ward escapes from warden.
Nov 7, 2009
Scored 2/5
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Aliens (1986)
Alien mother hitches ride.
Nov 17, 2009
Scored 4/5
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Aliens (1986)
Ripley's a sub Marine
Aug 22, 2012
Scored 4/5
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Alive (1993)
Avalanche provides additional nourishment.
Jan 12, 2010
Scored 4/5
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All In: The Poker Movie (2009)
Inside 'straights'
May 1, 2015
Scored 3/5
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All Is Lost (2013)
Water Redford
Sep 16, 2014
Scored 4/5
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All Is Lost (2013)
Storage container sinks Redford
Sep 16, 2014
Scored 4/5
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All Quiet On The Western Front (1979)
Thomas goes to war.
Mar 24, 2010
Scored 4/5
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All That Jazz (1979)
Fosse finale.
Oct 21, 2009
Scored 4/5
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All The Kids Do It (1984)
Shots Baio.
Oct 23, 2009
Scored 2/5
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All The Pretty Horses (2000)
Damon's Cruzin' for trouble.
Sep 26, 2009
Scored 4/5
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