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Reviews by 'Greystone'
Current status of
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with a total of
573
reviews published to date.
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You Only Live Twice (1967)
Q provides toy helicopter.
Apr 5, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(1)
X2 (2003)
XeroX.
Mar 30, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(13)
X: The Man With The X-Ray Eyes (1963)
C (through) movie.
Jul 18, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(1)
X-Men: The Last Stand (2006)
Vinnie joins Ian McKellen.
Jul 10, 2006
Unscored
Vote
X-Men (2000)
Mutants' monochrome movie wardrobe.
May 18, 2006
Unscored
Vote
World Trade Center (2006)
Cage. Razing. Oli Stone(r).
Jun 8, 2006
Unscored
Vote
World Trade Center (2006)
Caged in fallen Stone.
Jun 8, 2006
Unscored
Vote
World Is Not Enough, The (1999)
Painless villain. Excruciating puns.
Apr 6, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Winnie The Pooh Friendship: Pooh Wishes (1999)
What Pooh may come.
Jul 18, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Willow (1988)
Blockbuster willow you refund.
Mar 27, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
Wild, The (2006)
Badagascar.
Apr 20, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Wild Things (1998)
Madam N'eve's naked frolicking.
May 25, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Wild Things (1998)
Richards naked. Campbell Neve-r.
May 25, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Who Framed Roger Rabbit (1988)
Lonely cartoonists create Jessica.
May 10, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Where Eagles Dare (1968)
Clint creates cable car-nage.
Apr 3, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(3)
When We Were Kings (1996)
Welcome to the Rumble...
Jun 24, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Weird Science (1985)
Geeks design a woman.
Apr 2, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Waterworld (1995)
Costner's costly sea-movie.
May 10, 2006
Unscored
Vote
War Zone, The (1999)
The gropes of Roth.
Jun 8, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(1)
War Zone, The (1999)
Roth's incest mood piece.
Jun 8, 2006
Unscored
Vote
War Of The Worlds (2005)
Scientologist Tom fears aliens!
Mar 30, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Wallace & Gromit In The Curse Of The Were-Rabbit (2005)
Golden carrot fells were-rabbit.
May 10, 2006
Unscored
Vote
WALL-E (2008)
Short Circuit loves Wiimote.
Jul 20, 2008
Unscored
Vote
(2)
View To A Kill, A (1985)
Bond snowboards to safety.
May 25, 2006
Unscored
Vote
View To A Kill, A (1985)
Moore's Bond age scandal.
May 25, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Vera Drake (2004)
Vera provides womb service.
Jun 1, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Vagina Monologues, The (2002)
Orifice chat.
Jul 24, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Vagina Monologues, The (2002)
Vaginag.
Jul 24, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Vagina Monologues, The (2002)
The hole truth.
Jul 24, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(9)
Vagina Monologues, The (2002)
Twattering on.
Jul 24, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Vagina Monologues, The (2002)
Eve gives lip, cervix.
Jul 23, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Vagina Monologues, The (2002)
Eve gets in flap.
Jul 24, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Vagina Monologues, The (2002)
Twat chat.
Jul 26, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Under Siege (1992)
Seagal, Tommy sharpen knives.
May 6, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Under Siege (1992)
Cake has scrumptious filling.
May 6, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Under Siege (1992)
Stripper oblivious to silence!
May 6, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Under Siege (1992)
Cook Hard.
May 6, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Unbreakable (2000)
Water is Bruce's Kryptonite.
Apr 20, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Twilight Zone: The Movie (1983)
Sorrow for Morrow.
Apr 3, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Twelve Monkeys (1995)
Bald Brad's bug banquet.
May 23, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Troy (2004)
Brad pitted against Eric.
May 23, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Troy (2004)
Homer textual undertones.
May 23, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Troy (2004)
Trojans use the horse!
May 26, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Transamerica (2005)
Ex-man.
May 10, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(5)
Trading Places (1983)
Murphy, Aykroyd: life swap.
Apr 5, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Toy Story 3 (2010)
Tri Story.
Aug 14, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(6)
Toy Story (1995)
Jealous Woody buzz-ted.
Mar 30, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(4)
Total Recall (1990)
Arnie's arse Mars bound.
Jun 19, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Total Recall (1990)
Benny HAS three hands!
Jul 12, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Total Recall (1990)
Arnie screws Benny.
Jul 12, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Total Recall (1990)
Elevated Arnie is disarming.
Jul 12, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Total Recall (1990)
Prostitute displays 'triple' Ds.
Jul 12, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Tomorrow Never Dies (1997)
Evil plan: sell papers?!
Apr 6, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Tomb Raider (2001)
Angelina goes Indiana.
May 17, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Tomb Raider (2001)
Indy-pendant woman.
Jun 7, 2006
Unscored
Vote
To Kill A Mockumentary (2006)
Post modern mock doc.
Apr 6, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(2)
TMNT (2007)
Turtles return in 3D.
Apr 4, 2007
Unscored
Vote
TMNT (2007)
Splinter has painters in.
Apr 4, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(1)
TMNT (2007)
Milking the cash cowabunga.
Apr 4, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(4)
TMNT (2007)
Turtles Market New Toys.
Apr 4, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(2)
TMNT (2007)
Ninjas go Next Gen.
May 11, 2007
Unscored
Vote
Titanic (1997)
Rose recalls unwitnessed events.
Mar 27, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(5)
Tigger Movie, The (2000)
Tigger bounds and bounces.
Mar 30, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Thunderball (1965)
Bond fights underwater. Slooowwwly.
Apr 5, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Thunderball (1965)
Tom Jones eulogises Bond.
Apr 5, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Thunderball (1965)
Bond goes fourth.
Jul 18, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Thunderball (1965)
Bondage. Domino tricks.
Jul 18, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Thomas Crown Affair, The (1999)
Russo drinks green gloop.
May 31, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Thomas Crown Affair, The (1999)
Pierce off with painting.
May 30, 2006
Unscored
Vote
This Is England (2006)
Shane does skin heads.
Jun 8, 2007
Unscored
Vote
This Is England (2006)
Meadows in England.
Jun 8, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Terminator, The (1984)
Reese shags friend's mum.
Mar 31, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(3)
Terminator 3: Rise Of The Machines (2003)
Furlong has part Nicked.
Apr 13, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Terminator 2: Judgment Day (1991)
Terminator's back for good.
Apr 1, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(5)
Terminal, The (2004)
Tom hank-ers for admittance.
Apr 1, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Team America: World Police (2004)
Bush marionette suspiciously absent.
Apr 7, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Talented Mr. Ripley, The (1999)
Damon: 'I'm the Law'.
Jul 15, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Sword In The Stone, The (1963)
Arthur pulls out weapon.
Apr 3, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber Of Fleet Street (2007)
Depp dispatches upper crust.
Jun 5, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber Of Fleet Street (2007)
Helena Bonham (pastry) Cutter.
Apr 23, 2007
Unscored
Vote
Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber Of Fleet Street (2007)
Depp-erd's Pie.
Jun 5, 2007
Unscored
Vote
Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber Of Fleet Street (1982)
Murder She Throat.
Mar 31, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(10)
Superman Returns (2006)
Superman 2.5.
Jul 11, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Superman Returns (2006)
Lex wants Routhless world.
Jun 29, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Superman Returns (2006)
Superman back from Spacey.
Jun 29, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Superman Returns (2006)
Hackman's Lex is gone.
Jun 29, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Superman Returns (2006)
Routh shows off underwear.
Jun 29, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Superman Returns (2006)
Spacey. Bald, evil, eerie.
Jun 29, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Super Size Me (2004)
Morgan Spewlots.
Jun 14, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Sugarland Express, The (1974)
Car Hawn.
Apr 3, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Striptease (1996)
Demi's quads outshine tits.
May 22, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Striptease (1996)
Reynolds falls for Demigoddess.
May 24, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Star Wars: Episode VI - Return Of The Jedi (1983)
Luke touches father's helmet.
May 31, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Star Wars: Episode VI - Return Of The Jedi (1983)
Luke's father- no hand!
May 30, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Star Wars: Episode VI - Return Of The Jedi (1983)
Dashing Han prevents incest.
May 31, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Star Wars: Episode VI - Return Of The Jedi (1983)
Ewoks unleash the furry!
May 31, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Star Wars: Episode VI - Return Of The Jedi (1983)
Leia finds slug repellent.
May 31, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Star Wars: Episode VI - Return Of The Jedi (1983)
Jabba ogles humanoids. Weird?
May 31, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Star Wars: Episode VI - Return Of The Jedi (1983)
Outdoors on Endor.
Jun 9, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Star Wars: Episode VI - Return Of The Jedi (1983)
Luke back, in Endor.
Jun 9, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(1)
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