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Zoolander (2001)
Bowie judges illegal struts.
Jun 14, 2007
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Zed & Two Noughts, A (1985)
Greenaway, waste away.
Sep 11, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Zack And Miri Make A Porno (2008)
The porn ultimatum.
Oct 28, 2010
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
You've Got Mail (1998)
Corporations bad. Except Starbucks.
Oct 17, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(2)
You've Got Mail (1998)
Ryan meets Joe blogs.
Sep 3, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Yojimbo (1961)
Coffin-maker main beneficiary.
Jun 27, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Yojimbo (1961)
Mifune in the middle.
Jun 27, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
X2 (2003)
Iceman's frosty family reception.
May 17, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
X2 (2003)
Grey Jean's washed out.
Aug 14, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
X-Men: The Last Stand (2006)
Grieving Cyclops is stubbly.
Aug 24, 2006
Unscored
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X-Men: The Last Stand (2006)
Grey sees red.
Aug 24, 2006
Unscored
Vote
X-Men: The Last Stand (2006)
What happened to Nightcrawler?
Aug 24, 2006
Unscored
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X-Men: The Last Stand (2006)
X-it mutants.
Aug 24, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(1)
X-Men (2000)
Sideburned man stabs Stamos.
Apr 26, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
X-Men (2000)
Politician becomes even slipperier.
Nov 17, 2008
Scored 4/5
Vote
Woman In Black, The (2012)
Her becomes death.
Apr 14, 2012
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Wolf Creek (2005)
Outback dude's rather rude.
Jul 15, 2007
Scored 1/5
Vote
Willow (1988)
Madmartigan v. mad woman.
Jun 15, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
William Shakespeare's Romeo + Juliet (1996)
Hyperactive Bazzed-up Shakespeare.
Jun 30, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Wild Wild West (1999)
Spider good. That's it.
May 2, 2002
Scored 1/5
Vote
(2)
Wicker Man, The (1973)
Anyone smell bacon?
Aug 14, 2007
Scored 6/5
Vote
(3)
Who Framed Roger Rabbit (1988)
Rabbit's wife unexpectedly curvy.
Aug 10, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
Whip It! (2009)
Bliss turns wheely Ruthless.
Nov 27, 2010
Unscored
Vote
What Dreams May Come (1998)
Family karma accident.
Aug 10, 2005
Scored 2/5
Vote
(2)
What Dreams May Come (1998)
Personal heaven very painty.
Jun 15, 2005
Scored 2/5
Vote
(2)
Waz (2007)
Algebra: victim picked'em.
Jan 12, 2009
Unscored
Vote
Wayne's World 2 (1993)
Wayne's big gig.
Nov 29, 2008
Unscored
Vote
Wayne's World (1992)
Mirthful Rhapsody.
Jan 5, 2008
Scored 5/5
Vote
Watchmen (2009)
Osterman becomes new Man.
Aug 28, 2008
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Watchmen (2009)
Rorschach testy.
Aug 26, 2008
Unscored
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(6)
Watchmen (2009)
Nite Owl's fridge raided.
Aug 28, 2008
Unscored
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(2)
Watchmen (2009)
Rorschach serves dish, chips.
Mar 21, 2009
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Watchmen (2009)
Rorschach Rorschach tested.
Mar 21, 2009
Unscored
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Watchmen (2009)
Kovaks wins 3-0.
Mar 21, 2009
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Watchmen (2009)
Dick keeps heroes down.
May 14, 2009
Unscored
Vote
Wanted (2008)
Shoot of the Loom.
Dec 18, 2008
Scored 2/5
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Wanted (2008)
X marks the headshot.
Dec 19, 2008
Scored 2/5
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Wanted (2008)
McAvoy leaves Sloan alone.
Dec 19, 2008
Scored 2/5
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Wallace And Gromit In A Close Shave (1995)
Shaun of the moulded.
Jun 2, 2005
Scored 4/5
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Wallace And Gromit In A Close Shave (1995)
Wallace woos Wendolene.
Jun 2, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
Wallace And Gromit In A Close Shave (1995)
Gromit maligned yet again.
Jun 2, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
Wallace & Gromit In The Wrong Trousers (1993)
Penguin masterminds sleepwalking heist.
May 22, 2005
Scored 5/5
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Wallace & Gromit In The Wrong Trousers (1993)
Turbo trousers traipse uncontrollably.
May 30, 2005
Scored 5/5
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Wallace & Gromit In The Wrong Trousers (1993)
Erroneous pantaloons permit pilfering.
Jun 2, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
Wallace & Gromit In The Curse Of The Were-Rabbit (2005)
Plasticene pair battle bunny.
Jun 24, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Waitress (2007)
Pie name is Earl.
Jul 21, 2008
Scored 4/5
Vote
(5)
Waitress (2007)
'Quirky romantic comedy pie'.
Jul 24, 2008
Scored 4/5
Vote
Vertigo (1958)
Novak compares self, tree.
Jun 1, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Vertigo (1958)
Stalking Stewart hates heights.
Jun 2, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
V For Vendetta (2006)
Verbose V verily vanquishes.
Nov 27, 2007
Unscored
Vote
V For Vendetta (2006)
Flame-grilled 'V' not happy.
Jan 5, 2008
Unscored
Vote
Underworld (2003)
Kate, Scott lycan grope.
Jun 17, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Undead (2003)
Brewski beheads undead.
Oct 26, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Undead (2003)
Shovel slows zombie ingress.
Oct 31, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Undead (2003)
Rain on deading day.
Aug 1, 2007
Scored 4/5
Vote
Unbreakable (2000)
Mr. Glass breaks ass.
Jun 30, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(2)
Unbreakable (2000)
Brittle vs. Bruce.
Aug 10, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
Unbreakable (2000)
Bruce battles buoyancy.
Dec 27, 2007
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Unbearable Lightness Of Being, The (1988)
Room six for sex.
Nov 14, 2008
Scored 3/5
Vote
Ultraviolet (2006)
UV never seen worse.
Oct 6, 2017
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Two Weeks Notice (2002)
Hugh grants Sandra resignation.
Aug 8, 2007
Scored 2/5
Vote
(1)
Two Weeks Notice (2002)
Sandra hugs immense ball.
Aug 8, 2007
Scored 2/5
Vote
(1)
Twister (1996)
Paxton Hunts tornadoes.
Aug 14, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
Twister (1996)
Paxton eyes storm.
Jun 16, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Twister (1996)
Big wind hefts heifer.
Aug 8, 2007
Scored 3/5
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Twister (1996)
Elwes heads girder.
Nov 23, 2008
Scored 3/5
Vote
Twin Town (1997)
Gobby yobs get grumpy.
May 20, 2005
Scored 2/5
Vote
Twin Town (1997)
Great advert for Swansea.
May 22, 2005
Scored 2/5
Vote
Twelfth Night (1996)
Fool Kingsley's no fool.
Sep 10, 2009
Unscored
Vote
Truman Show, The (1998)
Small world, eh Truman?
Aug 15, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(4)
True Lies (1994)
Carrere careers off bridge.
Sep 10, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Tropic Thunder (2008)
Trained soldiers? Trained actors!
Feb 26, 2009
Unscored
Vote
Tropic Thunder (2008)
Vietnam war Stiller disappointment.
Mar 6, 2009
Unscored
Vote
Transformers: The Movie, The (1986)
Planet-sized Welles devours all.
May 16, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(4)
Transformers: Revenge Of The Fallen (2009)
Robo-panther shows backbone.
Jan 2, 2010
Unscored
Vote
Transformers: Revenge Of The Fallen (2009)
Prime becomes optimal.
Jan 2, 2010
Unscored
Vote
Transformers (2007)
Witty Witwicky's task's tricky.
Oct 11, 2008
Unscored
Vote
Transformers (2007)
Humanoid robots knacker lawn.
Oct 12, 2008
Unscored
Vote
Transformers (2007)
Optimust save humanity.
Oct 11, 2008
Unscored
Vote
Total Recall (1990)
Richter gets the shaft.
May 5, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Top Gun (1986)
Goose dies, men cry.
Apr 24, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Top Gun (1986)
Cruise is Naval gazing.
Apr 24, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(10)
Top Gun (1986)
Cruiser, Kilmer clash egos.
Aug 13, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
Tokyo Godfathers (2003)
Tramps traipse round Tokyo.
Aug 13, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
Tokyo Godfathers (2003)
The littlest hobo.
Jun 2, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Tokyo Godfathers (2003)
Tramps take tot travelling.
Jun 15, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Titanic (1997)
Jack, Rose, then sank.
Jul 28, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(4)
Titanic (1997)
Ship fridge's soon unnecessary.
Aug 1, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Titanic (1997)
Biddy gets watery revisit.
Jul 28, 2005
Unscored
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Titanic (1997)
Propeller scores a spinner.
Jul 28, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Time Bandits (1981)
Palin's problem requires fruit.
Mar 26, 2008
Scored 5/5
Vote
Time Bandits (1981)
Time, and cast, short.
Apr 8, 2008
Scored 5/5
Vote
Three Colours: Blue (1993)
Binoche gets the blues.
Apr 15, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
Thomas Crown Affair, The (1999)
Magritte-y crime thriller.
Dec 5, 2008
Unscored
Vote
Thomas Crown Affair, The (1999)
Thomas' plan: Bowler over.
Dec 10, 2008
Unscored
Vote
This Is Spinal Tap (1984)
Pimento catastrophe threatens gig.
Jun 26, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Thirst (2009)
Vampfriar.
Mar 27, 2010
Unscored
Vote
(4)
Thirst (2009)
Chaste'n priestly? No!
Mar 27, 2010
Unscored
Vote
Third Man, The (1949)
Finest cinematography yet seen.
Apr 30, 2002
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Third Man, The (1949)
Cotten pickin' at yarn.
May 16, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(3)
Page Range
Zoolan <---> Third
Third <---> Star W
Star W <---> Scott
Scott <---> Pan's
Outbre <---> Master
Master <---> Kick-A
Kick-A <---> Harry
Harry <---> Fantas
Fallen <---> Cottag
Corpse <---> Black
Black <---> Aliens
Aliens <---> 'Burbs
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