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Reviews by 'Gentleman Ghost'
Current status of
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with a total of
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Zombies On Broadway (1945)
The grave white way.
Dec 1, 2006
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(13)
Zombies On Broadway (1945)
Miss Eye-gone.
Nov 27, 2006
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(14)
Zombies On Broadway (1945)
Rigor mortis ruins dancing.
Jul 30, 2007
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(1)
Zombies On Broadway (1945)
Zombie 'Cats'.
Mar 16, 2007
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(1)
Zombies On Broadway (1945)
American theater is dead.
Mar 13, 2007
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(8)
Zombies On Broadway (1945)
'The Zombie and I'.
Jul 30, 2007
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(1)
Zombies On Broadway (1945)
Undeath of a Salesman.
Mar 15, 2007
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(19)
Zombies On Broadway (1945)
Zombie! the Musical.
Mar 15, 2007
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(2)
Zombies On Broadway (1945)
Shambling 'Chorus Line'.
Apr 25, 2007
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Zombies On Broadway (1945)
Kick-turn, eat brains.
Apr 4, 2008
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(1)
Zombie Strippers! (2008)
Zombies take everything off.
Mar 1, 2009
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(1)
Zombie Prom (2006)
Zombies slow dance awkwardly.
May 15, 2006
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(8)
Zombie Prom (2006)
Dances with zombies.
May 23, 2006
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(6)
Zombie Prom (2006)
Teenagers are zombies.
May 23, 2006
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(4)
Zombie Prom (2006)
Danse party macabre.
Jun 28, 2006
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(6)
Zombie Prom (2006)
Brain-splattered party dresses.
Nov 8, 2006
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(4)
Zombie Prom (2006)
Prom date somewhat stiff.
Nov 9, 2006
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(10)
Zombie High (1987)
Dead Man on Campus.
Jan 8, 2007
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(1)
Zodiac (2007)
Gyllenhaal looks for signs.
Aug 1, 2007
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(5)
Zodiac (2007)
Killer's appeal? A cypher.
Jun 27, 2008
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(3)
Zebra Theory (2009)
Carter plays host (physically).
Dec 15, 2010
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Zardoz (1974)
Connery invades someone's head.
Jan 30, 2006
Scored 4/5
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Zardoz (1974)
Connery sees the wizard.
Jan 31, 2006
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Zadar! Cow From Hell (1989)
Cow has Duck's Breath.
Jul 22, 2008
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Zadar! Cow From Hell (1989)
Beelze-bessie.
Jul 22, 2008
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(4)
Zachariah (1971)
A fistful of Firesign.
May 16, 2006
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Zachariah (1971)
Hermann Hesse writes Western?
May 16, 2006
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You Will Remember (1941)
Roddy remembered, musical forgotten.
May 4, 2006
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(1)
You Nazty Spy! (1940)
The Three (Nazi) Stooges.
Apr 20, 2006
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(1)
You Don't Know Dick: Courageous Hearts Of Transsexual Men (1996)
Dyke then dick.
Feb 25, 2009
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(1)
Yoo-Hoo, Mrs. Goldberg (2009)
Berg: Golden Age Goldberg.
Jan 12, 2011
Unscored
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Yellowbeard (1983)
Cleese and Chong.
Apr 19, 2006
Scored 3/5
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(5)
Wuthering Heights (2003)
Bront�, sung andante.
Mar 2, 2011
Unscored
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(1)
Worst Jewish Football Team In The World, The (1999)
Team wants own goal.
Feb 5, 2006
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(1)
World Of Apu, The (1959)
Groom replaced, bride expires.
Aug 30, 2006
Scored 5/5
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(1)
World Of Apu, The (1959)
Apu's abrupt marital bliss.
Aug 30, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Wordplay (2006)
Puzzlers, beat my Shortz!
Jun 30, 2008
Scored 4/5
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Won Ton Ton, The Dog Who Saved Hollywood (1976)
Dog star outshines owner.
Sep 18, 2009
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Woman Who Loved Elvis, The (1993)
The King and I.
Feb 19, 2007
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(1)
Woman Found Dead In Elevator (2000)
Corpse's rise and fall.
Jan 3, 2007
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(2)
Woman And Wife (1918)
Dry Eyre.
Mar 28, 2009
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(3)
Wolf Man, The (1941)
Olaf Hytten, victims bitten.
Jan 22, 2007
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(1)
Wizard Of Oz, The (1939)
Travelling with Dorothy's friends.
Mar 22, 2006
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Wittgenstein (1993)
Jarman interprets Wittgenstein's language.
Feb 2, 2013
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(1)
Without A Clue (1988)
Kingsley's co-Caine adventure.
Feb 16, 2006
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(7)
Without A Clue (1988)
Faker Street.
Feb 19, 2006
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(1)
Without A Clue (1988)
Faker at 10 Baker.
Dec 15, 2010
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(2)
Winter's Tale, The (1967)
Laurence Harvey's cold reading.
Jan 23, 2006
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(1)
Winter's Tale, The (1967)
Tom Baker doctors Shakespeare.
Jan 23, 2006
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(1)
Winter's Tale, The (1967)
Cold play.
Jan 23, 2006
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(27)
Winter's Tale, The (1981)
Actor bearly makes exit.
May 9, 2006
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(2)
Winnie The Pooh Playtime: Pooh Party (1994)
Spin the Pooh.
Dec 1, 2006
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Winnie The Pooh Playtime: Pooh Party (1994)
Not party without Pooh.
Dec 1, 2006
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(2)
Winnie The Pooh Learning: Sharing & Caring (1998)
The education of Pooh.
Apr 21, 2006
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Winnie The Pooh Learning: Sharing & Caring (1998)
Pooh on social skills.
Apr 20, 2006
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Winnie The Pooh Learning: Sharing & Caring (1998)
Socially acceptable Pooh.
Apr 20, 2006
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Wings Of The Dove, The (1997)
Roache seeks dying heiress.
Aug 31, 2006
Scored 4/5
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Wine Enema (1995)
Wine lover bottoms out.
Jul 1, 2008
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(7)
Window Theory (2005)
Theory goes out window.
Aug 7, 2007
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Window Theory (2005)
Ron Jeremy theorizes.
Aug 7, 2007
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Willard (1971)
Borgnine. Rats!
Nov 6, 2006
Unscored
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(1)
Will Rogers' USA (1972)
Whitemore's Will.
Jan 7, 2011
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Wild Women (1951)
White African jungle women?
Jan 17, 2008
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Wicker Man, The (2006)
Matchstick man vs. wicker.
Apr 30, 2006
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(8)
Wicker Man, The (2006)
Wicker Man plot nicked.
Sep 11, 2006
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Why Study Industrial Arts? (1956)
Lacey sets up shop.
Feb 21, 2006
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Why I Wore Lipstick To My Mastectomy (2006)
Kissing her breasts goodbye.
Jun 30, 2008
Unscored
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(7)
Why Bridget Stopped Drinking (1901)
Undressed salad precedes sobriety.
Feb 26, 2007
Unscored
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Who Killed The Electric Car? (2006)
Icing the chassis electric.
Nov 2, 2006
Scored 5/5
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Who Killed Atlanta's Children? (2000)
Wayne Williams was framed?
Feb 1, 2006
Unscored
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White House Madness (1975)
White House of Fun.
Aug 15, 2008
Unscored
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White Chicks (2004)
Unbearable whiteness of Wayans.
May 11, 2006
Scored 0/5
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(1)
Where The Boys Are (1960)
Frank Gorshin's beach party.
Nov 6, 2006
Unscored
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(1)
Where The Boys Are (1960)
George Hamilton starts tanning.
Nov 6, 2006
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(6)
Where God Left His Shoes (2007)
Leguizamo's homeless for Christmas.
May 24, 2012
Unscored
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(1)
When Jesus Was A Kid (1993)
Messiah begins.
Apr 19, 2007
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(1)
What Would Jesus Drive? (2005)
Jesus' car dies, resurrects.
May 16, 2007
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What Would Jesus Drive? (2005)
Jesus saves... on gas.
Jun 7, 2007
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(2)
Whale Hunter 2 (1985)
Chang-ho Bae Dick.
Dec 3, 2009
Unscored
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(1)
Werewolf Of Washington, The (1973)
Lycanthropic publicist attempts cover-up.
Dec 11, 2006
Unscored
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(1)
Werewolf Of Washington, The (1973)
Howl to the Chief.
Dec 9, 2006
Unscored
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(1)
Wedding Crashers (2005)
Ferrell lives with Mom.
Feb 2, 2006
Scored 5/5
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Wayne's World (1992)
Myers does his schwing.
Jan 25, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(15)
Way French Bathing Girls Bathe, The (1899)
Softcore, 1890's style.
May 2, 2006
Unscored
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(2)
Waterloo Bridge (1931)
Unsafe bridge ends romance.
Nov 6, 2019
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Waterloo Bridge (1931)
Zeppelin Hunts "Chorus Girl"
Nov 6, 2019
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Water (1985)
Beach blanket, Ringo.
Aug 20, 2006
Unscored
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(8)
Watchmen (2009)
Wearing costumes aids lovemaking.
Mar 11, 2009
Scored 3/5
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(3)
Watchmen (2009)
Dreiburg: cosplay is foreplay.
Mar 22, 2009
Scored 3/5
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Watchmen (2009)
Massacre achieves greater Goode.
Mar 19, 2009
Scored 3/5
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Watchmen (2009)
Comedian is morbidly unfunny.
Mar 11, 2009
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Watchmen (2009)
Comedian: what a riot!
Mar 16, 2009
Scored 3/5
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(6)
Watchmen (2009)
Akerman triggers premature incineration.
Mar 22, 2009
Scored 3/5
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Watchmen (2009)
Who's wasting the Watchmen?
Mar 11, 2009
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Washing Gold On 20 Above Hunker, Klondike (1901)
Spring brings bling-bling.
Jul 4, 2007
Unscored
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Warriors, The (1979)
Three bottles clinking: creepy.
Feb 4, 2006
Scored 4/5
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(4)
Warriors, The (1979)
Coney gangland.
Feb 4, 2006
Scored 4/5
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(4)
Warriors, The (1979)
Roller skaters surprisingly menacing.
Jun 26, 2006
Scored 4/5
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(5)
Warriors, The (1979)
Baseball gang batted down.
Feb 4, 2006
Scored 4/5
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(4)
Warriors, The (1979)
Carmen Sandiego plays DJ.
Feb 21, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(5)
Page Range
Zombie <---> Warrio
Wanted <---> Tom Jo
Tobogg <---> Tale O
Taken <---> Smiths
Smiths <---> Scent
Scenes <---> Python
Puppet <---> Parent
Paradi <---> Mrs. H
Mrs. H <---> Madnes
Madnes <---> Last T
Last P <---> Intens
Inside <---> Hitchc
Histor <---> Giant
Ghostb <---> Ferris
Ferris <---> Dr. Al
Dr. Al <---> Cry-Ba
Crucib <---> Chasti
Chasin <---> Bob &
Boat I <---> Avenge
Avenge <---> Admira
Admira <---> $1000
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