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Reviews by 'mampers11'
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with a total of
729
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Zoolander (2001)
Frat Pack does modelling.
Mar 17, 2006
Unscored
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(7)
Zombie Strippers! (2008)
Raising Dead and Erections.
May 12, 2008
Unscored
Vote
(6)
Zidane: A 21st Century Portrait (2006)
Best Footballer: No Buts.
Oct 16, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(12)
Zathura (2005)
Swinger Does Space Jumanji.
Feb 16, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Young Frankenstein (1974)
Hackman, Feldman, Regenerated Man.
Jan 21, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(2)
You, Me And Dupree (2006)
'Wedding Crashers' after wedding.
Apr 20, 2006
Unscored
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(3)
Yes (2004)
I Think Therefore Iambic.
Aug 8, 2005
Unscored
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(7)
X2 (2003)
Deathstrike needs a nailcutter.
Aug 25, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(4)
X-Men: The Last Stand (2006)
Alcatraz: bridge too far.
Sep 9, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(3)
X-Men (2000)
Wolverine. No Yellow Spandex?
Mar 31, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(5)
Wrestler, The (2008)
Rourke. Lord of Ring.
Jan 16, 2009
Unscored
Vote
(3)
World's Biggest Gang Bang III - The Houston 620, The (1999)
Houston Has An AdDICKtion.
Nov 1, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(3)
World's Biggest Gang Bang 2 (1996)
Jasmin, Saint? No Chance!
Sep 17, 2010
Unscored
Vote
(1)
World's Biggest Gang Bang (1995)
Wangs, Chong. Cum Tonight.
Sep 14, 2010
Unscored
Vote
(3)
World's Biggest Gang Bang (1995)
Chong With 200+ Schlongs.
Oct 7, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(6)
Woodstock '99 (1999)
'Light My Fire' Rendition?
Jul 12, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Wiz, The (1978)
Jacko Was A Scarecrow.
Jul 5, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(8)
Winnie The Pooh And Tigger Too! (1974)
Tigger: True Manic Depressive.
Jan 28, 2010
Unscored
Vote
Wind In The Willows, The (1996)
Partidge got a Mole.
Oct 10, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Willy Wonka And The Chocolate Factory (1971)
Oompas: all seriously tangoed.
Oct 11, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(4)
Wild, The (2006)
'Madagascar' rip-off.
Apr 19, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Wicker Man, The (2006)
Nicolas Cagey over cult.
Apr 24, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Who Killed Nancy? (2009)
Nancy's Death. Vicious?
Sep 9, 2010
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Who Framed Roger Rabbit (1988)
Turner's rabbit; turning heads.
Jun 6, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(6)
Whisky Galore! (1949)
Toddy awashed on Todday.
Apr 20, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(6)
Where The Truth Lies (2005)
Threesome equals Bacon sandwich.
Dec 18, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(10)
Where In The World Is Osama Bin Laden? (2008)
Osama? Super Search Me.
May 15, 2008
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Wetbacks (1956)
Bridges over troubled water.
Dec 7, 2006
Unscored
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(6)
Welcome To The Jungle (2003)
Stiffler Running, Rock Walken.
Jul 17, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(4)
Welcome To The Jungle (2003)
Stifler's Legs: Thunder Lighting.
Oct 13, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(2)
Weird Science (1985)
Fembot Creates Fake IDs.
Aug 24, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Wedding Crashers (2005)
Frat Pack does weddings.
Mar 10, 2006
Unscored
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(1)
Wedding Crashers (2005)
Frat pack, bridesmaid fornicaters.
Jan 17, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(3)
We Need To Talk About Kevin (2011)
Kevin = Advert for Condoms.
Feb 3, 2012
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Wayne's World 2 (1993)
Garth likes red licorice.
Jul 15, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Wayne's World (1992)
Cooper Causes Hero Worship.
Aug 30, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Waterworld (1995)
Waterworld sinks without hope.
Jul 25, 2005
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(4)
Warriors, The (1979)
Luther 'Bottlefingers' Goads Warriors.
Jun 7, 2010
Unscored
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(3)
Wallace & Gromit In The Curse Of The Were-Rabbit (2005)
Cracking feature-length Gromit.
Oct 6, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(3)
WALL-E (2008)
Wall-E; Robotic Charlie Chaplin.
Jul 10, 2008
Unscored
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(1)
Wall Street: Money Never Sleeps (2010)
Stoning Wall Street again.
Sep 26, 2010
Unscored
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(5)
Wackness, The (2008)
Josh Gets Baked.
Dec 2, 2010
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Virgin Suicides, The (1999)
Dunst Done Herself In.
Sep 26, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(14)
Vinyl (1965)
Clockwork Orange. Factory Made.
Jun 22, 2012
Unscored
Vote
Village, The (2004)
Villagers become color blind.
Jul 4, 2005
Scored 2/5
Vote
(2)
Vanishing, The (1988)
The original Dutch 'Vanishing'.
Jan 31, 2006
Unscored
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(2)
Vampires Suck (2010)
Hopefully directors' careers' twilight.
Sep 3, 2010
Unscored
Vote
(6)
Vagina Monologues, The (2002)
Women Being Cunning Linguists.
Apr 27, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(5)
Vagina For Christmas, A (2001)
Slit-ent Night.
Sep 30, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(6)
V For Vendetta (2006)
Hugo: Weaving some rebellion.
Apr 24, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Usual Suspects, The (1995)
Police Investigation Goes Limp.
Aug 10, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(8)
Usual Suspects, The (1995)
Verbal's identity: Mug Shot.
Jan 6, 2011
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Untitled Keith Moon Project (2012)
Mike Myers: Mooning.
Sep 15, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(5)
Underworld (2003)
Beckinsale. Blood. Leather. Lust.
Oct 11, 2005
Scored 2/5
Vote
(8)
UHF (1989)
Kramer + Yankovic = Crazy Humour.
Jul 4, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(6)
Tyler Perry's Madea's Family Reunion (2006)
Perry does Black Doubtfire.
Mar 21, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Twilight (2008)
Bella. A Fa(n)g Hag.
Sep 23, 2010
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Tuxedo, The (2002)
Jackie Chan's Inspector Gadget.
Jul 31, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(16)
Tsotsi (2005)
'City Of God' + 'L'Enfant'.
Mar 22, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(6)
Truman Show, The (1998)
Carrey's Acting; Tru(man)ly Remarkable.
Aug 24, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Truman Show, The (1998)
Truman, Fake Existence.
Dec 2, 2008
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
True Romance (1993)
Gary Oldman: white Rastafarian.
Apr 27, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(2)
True Grit (2010)
The Dude Does Cowboy.
Oct 5, 2010
Unscored
Vote
(4)
Troll 2 (1990)
Joshua pisses on hospitality.
Mar 1, 2011
Unscored
Vote
Tristan + Isolde (2006)
Dark Ages 'Romeo, Juliet'.
Apr 26, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(4)
Trash Humpers (2009)
Talking/Fucking Trash
Jun 19, 2012
Unscored
Vote
Transformers: The Movie, The (1986)
Kane: Planet Eating Robot.
Apr 19, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Transformers (2007)
Robots. Fox. Nice butt.
Aug 10, 2007
Unscored
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(1)
Transamerica (2005)
Bree becomes he/ she.
Jul 5, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(7)
Trainspotting (1996)
Renton now pays rent.
Jun 15, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(5)
Traffic (2000)
Eric Foreman does drugs?
Mar 8, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Trading Places (1983)
Life ruined over dollar.
Aug 23, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(7)
Toy Story 3 (2010)
Jessie gives Buzz Woody.
Aug 29, 2010
Unscored
Vote
(6)
Toy Story 3 (2010)
To incendiary and beyond!
Sep 4, 2010
Unscored
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(9)
Toy Story 3 (2010)
Buzz Habla Espanol
Jun 15, 2012
Unscored
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(1)
Toy Story 2 (1999)
Al does a Newman.
Jun 27, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(6)
Toy Story (1995)
Sid becomes modern artist.
Jun 23, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Town, The (2010)
Robbery Affleckted by love.
Oct 7, 2010
Unscored
Vote
(6)
Too Legit: The MC Hammer Story (2001)
Can't/ Don't Touch This.
Aug 6, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(9)
Tokyo Breakfast (2001)
Japanese says "niggah" lots.
Feb 3, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(4)
To Have And Have Not (1944)
Whistling lessons. Bacall lectures.
Jul 26, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Titanic II (2010)
Twintanic.
Sep 11, 2010
Unscored
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(1)
Titanic II (2010)
Titanic, Iceberg. Round 2.
Sep 11, 2010
Unscored
Vote
Titanic (1997)
Titanic, iceberg: predictable ending.
Jul 2, 2005
Scored 2/5
Vote
(10)
Time To Kill, A (1996)
Grisham's 'To Kill Mockingbird'.
Aug 20, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Three Stooges, The (2012)
Stooges Gaga for Vergara
Jan 14, 2013
Unscored
Vote
Three Stooges, The (2012)
Hudson. The Singing Nun
Jan 14, 2013
Unscored
Vote
This Is It (2009)
Rehearsals: Off The Wall.
Jan 30, 2010
Unscored
Vote
This Filthy World (2006)
Waters' World.
Nov 3, 2007
Unscored
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(2)
They Live (1988)
Alien bans XRay-Bans.
Oct 25, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(3)
There's Something About Mary (1998)
Stiller's Organic Hair Gel.
Jun 15, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(14)
There Will Be Blood (2007)
Lewis strikes oil; Dano.
Feb 26, 2008
Unscored
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(1)
There Will Be Blood (2007)
Plainview makes shaken Sunday.
Feb 26, 2008
Unscored
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The Fat Spy (1966)
Gold(Fish)Finger.
Aug 12, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Texas Chainsaw Massacre, The (2003)
Leatherface has new makeover.
May 10, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(5)
Terminator 2: Judgment Day (1991)
Patrick's Movement Pretty Fluid.
Aug 31, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(3)
Terminal, The (2004)
Floor cleaner stops Boeing.
Jan 12, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Team America: World Police (2004)
Satire: no strings attached.
Jun 30, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(6)
Taxi Driver (1976)
Searchers In Modern NYC.
Jun 15, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Taps (1981)
Penn's First Film Role.
Nov 7, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Page Range
Zoolan <---> Taps
Tallad <---> Ride T
Ribald <---> Meanin
Mean M <---> Heat
He Kno <---> Domino
Dogma <---> Bowlin
Borat: <---> Airpla
Airpla <---> (500)
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