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Mallrats

(1995)
100 reviews
Film rated 3.4 / 5  (Chick rating: 3.5 / 5)  (Guy rating: 3.4 / 5)
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Affleck's happy (rear) ending.
calmer 
  Vote (2)   
Smith's shopping rodents blab.
randall 
  Vote    
America's mall underbelly probed.
AC 
  Vote (1)   
Smith destroys strip mall.
BaftaBaby 
  Vote (2)   
Boys loiter in mall.
thefoxboy 
  Vote (1)   
Doherty joins story-high club.
Canklefish 
  Vote (1)   
Me and My Galleria.
noncentz 
  Vote (1)   
Mall becomes dumpees therapy.
Josh the cat 
  Vote (1)   
Mall offers boys solace.
Josh the cat 
  Vote (1)   
Smith's 'You've Got Mall'.
Rovark 
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Smith unearths urban infestation.
MguyX 
  Vote (1)   
'Clerks' work bigger store.
Montgomery 
  Vote (2)   
Jersey teens inhabit mall.
Tori 
  Vote    
Lee. Jason meets Stan.
Conan The Westy 
  Vote (4)   
Boyz n the Mall.
bife 
  Vote (1)   
Dating Game Goes Jersey.
w22dheartlivie 
  Vote (9)   
Buddies have mall-ed hearts.
ChocolateLady 
  Vote (3)   
Bored boys sabotage gameshow.
MelissaS 
  Vote    
Silent Bob goes Batshit.
clay 
  Vote    
LaFours is strong here.
bennyr81 
  Vote (2)   
Sega fan's mall saga.
MM0rkeleb 
  Vote (1)   
Smith loiters at mall.
Downtown 
  Vote    
Deconstructing New Jersey mallers.
turrell 
  Vote (2)   
'Clerks' on bigger scale.
shoon 
  Vote (6)   
Zero meets comics hero.
boydegg 
  Vote (1)   
Obscenes from a mall.
The General 
  Vote (4)   
Slackers shop. Sort of.
Ken 
  Vote    
Kids avenge Bunny's beatdown.
damalc 
  Vote    
Nobody calls Trish 'Dish'.
damalc 
  Vote (1)   
Fat-ass Batman flies!
damalc 
  Vote (2)   
Svenning's show, palm stink.
damalc 
  Vote (1)   
Magic Eye baffles shopper.
GHcool 
  Vote (4)   
Silent Bob uses LaFours.
el guapo 
  Vote (4)   
Kids in the Mall.
Joe Blevins 
  Vote (8)   
Future Batman is Buttman
Airbolt 
  Vote    
Dating show goes askew.
Puzzgal 
  Vote (6)   
Lee stink-bombs baddie.
The Artist Form... 
  Vote (1)   
Clerks meets Dating Game.
Ali 
  Vote (4)   
Schooners, sodomy and diphtheria.
Falken 
  Vote (2)   
'Clerks' in mall. Overrated.
Al Swearengen 
  Vote    
Topless psychic reveals all.
Weeble-head Boy 
  Vote (2)   
Blown Brodie blew off.
Weeble-head Boy 
  Vote    
Mall brats reconcile spats.
dlanod 
  Vote    
Ben Assfuck.
Sean 
  Vote (4)   
Stan Lee talks penis.
Turducken 
  Vote    
Barnes bares triple nipple.
dgbenner 
  Vote (1)   
Forlani's pappy 'stink-palmed'.
dgbenner 
  Vote    
Minnesota mall hosts Jerseyians.
dgbenner 
  Vote    
Bennifer wants Brenda's booty.
dgbenner 
  Vote    
Mall full of 'Clerks'.
Bavvy 
  Vote    
'Clerks' mauled by script.
arocketman 
  Vote    
Pretzels taste like crap.
Dante 
  Vote (2)   
Comic messiah arrives, saves.
FloatingCoffin 
  Vote    
William misses the sailboat.
mampers11 
  Vote (9)   
Silent Bob goes shopping.
cerealandrubber... 
  Vote    
Two losers walk mall.
Seigiryu 
  Vote    
Silent Bob - Jedi Master.
Lindsey K 
  Vote (2)   
Jersey boys go shopping.
Pumpkin 
  Vote (1)   
Kevin Smith is Batman?
beluga 
  Vote (1)   
Clerks gets a sequel.
JWMP 
  Vote (1)   
Mall comedy, don't work.
The Person who... 
  Vote    
Affleck wastes time malling.
SuperKhakiGirl 
  Vote    
Stink palms + three nipples.
shane 
  Vote    
Ratty teen-age movie, malled.
Benager 
  Vote (1)   
Dumped dudes waste time.
Anthony 
  Vote    
Fart during blowjob? Ouch.
gothhenge 
  Vote (2)   
Oracle's third nipple: edible.
gothhenge 
  Vote    
Volkswagen = Uncomfortable sex place.
zzzbeauty 
  Vote    
Chocolate pretzel causes puking.
Scruffybobby 
  Vote (1)   
Vengeful London loves lady.
Hatter 
  Vote    
Bored bro's destroy gameshow.
No 
  Vote    
Smith high fives culture.
#1 Stunna 
  Vote    
Affleck 'drills for oil'.
Andrew 
  Vote    
Chocolate pretzels stink.
thechad 
  Vote    
Stan Lee gets Malled.
moose 
  Vote    
Stan Lee saves day
Lisandro 
  Vote    
What an aMewesing mall!
Mrkidd1994 
  Vote (2)   
Clerks 2 : Lets shop!
steveo 
  Vote (3)   
Jedi mind trick redux.
PuzzleMonkey 
  Vote    
Rooker, Easter Bunny beaten.
EvilAndy 
  Vote (2)   
Crappy pretzels ruin show.
sefdawg 
  Vote    
Affleck sodomizes minor!
Smarter Sean 
  Vote (1)   
Sophomore Smith sub-par.
davedavedave 
  Vote (1)   
Jedi ruins 'Blind Date'.
spoon 
  Vote (1)   
Guys without shopping agendas.
Cuthbert 
  Vote    
Regarding nipples: three's company.
Cuthbert 
  Vote    
Easter Bunny MALLed.
deadgirl 
  Vote (1)   
Mall culture hilariously depicted.
LiliaNic 
  Vote    
Clerks, but mallier.
W XXVI 
  Vote (5)   
Jason Lee's pretzel prank!
Tubatic 
  Vote    
Kevin Smith's masterpiece, snoogins!
Mark Cain 
  Vote    
Affleck has anal fixation.
wrthofnino 
  Vote (2)   
Affleck gets anal... again.
shpadoinkle_emma 
  Vote (2)   
Smith's second successful story.
SpiderGirl 
  Vote (1)   
Chocolate covered pretzel sir?
Tobester 
  Vote    
Affleck rear-ly shows talent.
Glove Muppet 
  Vote (1)   
Underrated classic. Swearing slackers.
Ross Maclean 
  Vote (1)   
Angry dad eats pretzels.
gruentransfer 
  Vote (1)   
Guy can't see boat.
hatchet juggla 
  Vote (4)   
Just good, unclean fun.
Rubina 
  Vote    
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