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Reviews by 'The General'
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with a total of
1706
reviews published to date.
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Zorro, The Gay Blade (1981)
Zorro is FAB-ULOUS!
Jan 5, 2008
Unscored
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(1)
Zoo (2007)
Horse Sweet Nothings Whisperer.
May 9, 2007
Unscored
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(8)
Zoo (2007)
Semenbiscuit.
Oct 18, 2007
Unscored
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(1)
Zathura (2005)
In space be tweens.
Nov 18, 2005
Unscored
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(6)
Your Mom's A Slut... She Takes It In The Butt! (2006)
Mum up the bum.
Apr 7, 2008
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(3)
Your Mom's A Slut... She Takes It In The Butt! (2006)
Mum's stool pushed in.
May 2, 2008
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(1)
Young Doctors In Love (1982)
Doctors trying sexual healing.
May 16, 2005
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You've Got Mail (1998)
E-mail of two yuppies.
Aug 8, 2005
Unscored
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(1)
You've Got Mail (1998)
Hanks gets mail, female.
Aug 28, 2005
Unscored
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(1)
You Don't Know Dick: Courageous Hearts Of Transsexual Men (1996)
See Janes. See Dicks.
May 26, 2007
Unscored
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(10)
Xanadu (1980)
Xana-poo.
Sep 26, 2007
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(1)
X2 (2003)
Jean becomes ex-X-man?
Jun 13, 2006
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X-Men: The Last Stand (2006)
Jean's alive but grumpy.
Jun 19, 2006
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(1)
X-Men (2000)
Halle's meteorological prognostications infallible.
May 11, 2006
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(9)
Wuthering Heights (1939)
Cathy wants moors, Heathcliff.
Aug 25, 2005
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(1)
Wrong Turn (2003)
Youthful hikers need seasoning.
Apr 28, 2005
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(2)
Wright Brothers, The (1997)
Do the Wright thing.
Oct 18, 2007
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(10)
World's Biggest Gang Bang III - The Houston 620, The (1999)
621? No. That's excessive.
Jun 13, 2006
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(14)
World's Biggest Gang Bang III - The Houston 620, The (1999)
621st guy fell in.
Jun 13, 2006
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(11)
World's Biggest Gang Bang III - The Houston 620, The (1999)
Raw skank's redemption.
Jun 13, 2006
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(8)
World's Biggest Gang Bang III - The Houston 620, The (1999)
Houston: unlike a virgin.
Jun 13, 2006
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(4)
World's Biggest Gang Bang III - The Houston 620, The (1999)
Houston practices chafed sex.
Jun 19, 2006
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(1)
World's Biggest Gang Bang III - The Houston 620, The (1999)
Jitney Houston.
Jan 5, 2008
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Vote
(3)
World's Biggest Gang Bang (1995)
Bang the Chong Quickly.
Jul 17, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(17)
World Trade Center (2006)
The 411 on 9/11.
May 10, 2006
Unscored
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(8)
Woodstock '99 (1999)
There will be mud.
Apr 1, 2008
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(13)
Woman Times Seven (1967)
Seventh commandment; seven breaches.
Jun 6, 2005
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(4)
Wish For Wings That Work, A (1991)
Flightless. Opus.
Aug 18, 2005
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(1)
Winnie The Pooh: Springtime With Roo (2004)
Rabbit is Easter scrooge.
Apr 25, 2005
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(2)
Winnie The Pooh: A Very Merry Pooh Year (2002)
The year's first pooh.
May 5, 2005
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(2)
Winnie The Pooh Thanksgiving, A (1998)
No turkey? Piglet's tasty.
May 16, 2005
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Winnie The Pooh Playtime: Fun 'n Games (1998)
Pooh ran, Pooh ran.
Jun 13, 2006
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Winnie The Pooh Playtime: Cowboy Pooh (1994)
Ride'em Pooh!
Apr 25, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Winnie The Pooh Learning: Making Friends (1998)
Pooh enjoys touching others.
May 4, 2005
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(1)
Winnie The Pooh Learning: Helping Others (1997)
Coopoohration.
May 4, 2005
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(7)
Winnie The Pooh Friendship: Clever Little Piglet (1999)
Piglet hams it up.
Apr 25, 2005
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(1)
Winnie The Pooh And Tigger Too! (1974)
Tigger: Bouncy; depressed; re-bouncy.
Apr 25, 2005
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Winnie The Pooh And The Honey Tree (1966)
'Rain cloud' seeks honey.
Aug 8, 2007
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Winged Migration (2001)
The Flighty Ducks.
Sep 27, 2005
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(2)
Wind And The Lion, The (1975)
Bond abducts Murphy Brown.
Apr 24, 2005
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Wind (1992)
Jennifer says 'Hello, Sailor'.
Oct 13, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
Wind (1992)
Script breaks 'Wind'.
Apr 18, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(8)
Wind (1992)
Luff you long time.
May 3, 2007
Scored 3/5
Vote
(6)
Wind (1992)
Luff affair.
May 13, 2008
Scored 3/5
Vote
(6)
Wimbledon (2004)
Wimblezzzz.
Sep 10, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(2)
William Shakespeare's Romeo + Juliet (1996)
Shakespeare sponsored by NRA.
Jul 20, 2005
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(3)
William Shakespeare's Romeo + Juliet (1996)
Romeo and his homieos.
Sep 7, 2007
Unscored
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(11)
Wilde (1997)
Guys gone Wilde.
Jun 24, 2006
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(2)
Wild Hearts Can't Be Broken (1991)
All the plummeting horses.
Jun 13, 2006
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(4)
Wild Bill (1995)
McCall: Kill Bill.
Jul 31, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Wifemistress (1977)
Wifemistress: between misters, matress.
Sep 17, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Wicked Lady, The (1983)
Dunaway bride.
Jan 5, 2008
Unscored
Vote
(14)
White Squall (1996)
Wave. Goodbye to teacher.
Jan 26, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
White Men Can't Jump (1992)
Hustler with bigger balls.
Jan 23, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
White Hunter, Black Heart (1990)
Huston has elephant problem.
May 4, 2005
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(1)
When Women Kill (1984)
Victims lacked feminine protection.
May 23, 2005
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(4)
When Winnie The Pooh Was Very Very Young (2001)
Poohcumentary.
Apr 25, 2005
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(3)
When Winnie The Pooh Was Very Very Young (2001)
Where pooh comes from.
Apr 25, 2005
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(8)
When Jesus Was A Kid (1993)
Turned water into kool-aid.
Mar 16, 2007
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(8)
What's Eating Gilbert Grape (1993)
Mum: the Incredible Bulk.
May 16, 2005
Unscored
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(5)
What Would Jesus Drive? (2005)
Fast Acceleration of Christ.
Mar 22, 2007
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(1)
What Would Jesus Drive? (2005)
He'd stop at Crosswalk.
Jun 24, 2007
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(12)
What Would Jesus Drive? (2005)
Buddha has better car-ma.
Mar 18, 2008
Unscored
Vote
(2)
What About Bob? (1991)
Palindromic patient stalks Dreyfuss.
Aug 25, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(4)
Wham Bam Thank You Spaceman (1975)
E.T.s bone whores.
Apr 29, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Weird Science (1985)
Geeks' virginity Terminated.
May 23, 2005
Unscored
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(2)
Wedding Singer, The (1998)
Sandler is Emcee Hammered.
May 24, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(12)
Wedding Crashers (2005)
Bridesmaids Are Visited.
Jul 21, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(17)
Wedding Crashers (2005)
Vaughn's nuts need icing.
May 25, 2006
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Wayne's World (1992)
Lords of the Schwings.
Jan 11, 2009
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Way French Bathing Girls Bathe, The (1899)
Mademoiselles soap underarm hair.
Nov 26, 2007
Unscored
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Waterworld (1995)
Wet Max.
Feb 28, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(13)
Waterboy, The (1998)
Professor passes Waterboy.
Aug 15, 2005
Unscored
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War Room, The (1993)
Clinton: Master of Bush.
Jun 15, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(3)
War Room, The (1993)
Carville-ous Documentary.
Jun 15, 2005
Unscored
Vote
War Room, The (1993)
Carville beats around Bush.
Jun 15, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(6)
War Of The Worlds, The (1953)
Aliens, Wells, ends well.
Oct 21, 2005
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(2)
War In The Falklands (2002)
England finally beats Argentina.
Jun 17, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(14)
Wallace & Gromit In The Curse Of The Were-Rabbit (2005)
Bunny bugs Wallace, Gromit.
Oct 19, 2005
Unscored
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(2)
Walk The Line (2005)
Cash spent on drugs.
Jul 25, 2010
Unscored
Vote
(4)
Waking Ned (1998)
Ned's dead, baby.
Jul 5, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(11)
Waiting For Guffman (1996)
Dudes, where's our Guffman?
Aug 14, 2005
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Wadd: The Life And Times Of John C. Holmes (1998)
Holmes Bigbelow, Male Gigolo.
May 10, 2005
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(1)
Wadd: The Life And Times Of John C. Holmes (1998)
The Fantastic Foreskin.
Jun 28, 2005
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Vote
(12)
Wadd: The Life And Times Of John C. Holmes (1998)
Titan-dick.
Aug 24, 2005
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(1)
Wadd: The Life And Times Of John C. Holmes (1998)
Lord of the Shwings.
Feb 16, 2006
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(8)
Wadd: The Life And Times Of John C. Holmes (1998)
Story of the Titan-dick.
Feb 27, 2007
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(8)
Wadd: The Life And Times Of John C. Holmes (1998)
A long schlong story.
Feb 27, 2007
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Waco: The Rules Of Engagement (1997)
Documentary legitimizes nutball's cult.
Apr 24, 2005
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Violent Shit (1987)
Tale of one Shitter.
Apr 4, 2008
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VeggieTales: The Toy That Saved Christmas (1996)
Buzzing toy brings pleasure.
Dec 31, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(9)
VeggieTales: Dave And The Giant Pickle (1996)
God says: kill pickle.
Aug 30, 2005
Unscored
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(1)
Vasectomy: A Delicate Matter (1986)
Paul Sore-below.
Dec 8, 2005
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(2)
Vasectomy: A Delicate Matter (1986)
Emission Impossible.
Apr 20, 2006
Unscored
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(24)
Vasectomy: A Delicate Matter (1986)
Sawed sack, redemption.
Jan 5, 2008
Unscored
Vote
(10)
Van Wilder (2002)
Pet's filling? Tastes great!
May 9, 2007
Unscored
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(4)
Van Helsing (2004)
Buff-guy the vampire slayer.
Sep 20, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(17)
Vampire Hookers (1978)
Their blow jobs suck.
Jun 16, 2005
Unscored
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(13)
Valiant (2005)
Pigeon becomes war hero.
Mar 11, 2005
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Valiant (2005)
R.A.Flap Flap.
Aug 11, 2005
Unscored
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(2)
Page Range
Zorro, <---> Valian
Valian <---> The Al
That F <---> Spitfi
Spider <---> Secret
Seawee <---> Rat Ra
Rambo: <---> Others
Othell <---> Mighty
Mighty <---> Lion K
Linda <---> Jason
Jarhea <---> Herbie
Help! <---> Friday
Friday <---> Envy
Englis <---> CSA: C
Crouch <---> Casino
Casino <---> Blacka
Black <---> Aspen
Arsena <---> 10 Min
10 <---> 'A'
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