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Noah (2014) |
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Film rated 2.3 / 5
(Chick rating: 2 / 5)
(Guy rating: 2.3 / 5)
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| Crowe collates marine menagerie. |
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| Master and ark commander. |
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| Hopkins old as Methuselah. |
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| Crowe collects paired species. |
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| Follows predictable story ark. |
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| A(ronofsky)R(eally)K(nows) Boat . |
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| Aronofsky's storyline really flows. |
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| Noah's a masterful commander. |
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| N(ewbie)O(rganizes)A(pocalyptic)H(elp). |
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| Russell plays biblical ark-itect. |
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| Aronofsky attempts Ark-aic account. |
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| Curiously Godless Biblical epic |
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| Methuselah rufies grandson's tea |
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| "Armageddon" meets "Dr. Doolittle" |
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| Crowe portrays Biblical ark-etype. |
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| Aronofsky's interpretation all wet. |
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| Crowe corrals digitized critters. |
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| Epic flood (of controversy). |
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