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Reviews by 'Dave-in-a-Hat'
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with a total of
107
reviews published to date.
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Van Helsing (2004)
Hugh-mongous medieval firefight.
Jun 2, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Van Helsing (2004)
Sibling love frustrates Jackman.
Jun 24, 2004
Scored 4/5
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Underworld (2003)
Beckinsale shows restraint, fangs.
Jun 2, 2004
Scored 4/5
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Thir13en Ghosts (2001)
Monk mortified by souls.
Jan 31, 2005
Scored 4/5
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The Girl Next Door (2004)
Kim Bauer bangs On.
May 1, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Strange Bedfellows (2004)
Kerrigan, Dundee dodge tax.
Apr 28, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
Stiff (2004)
Whenham dodges death, responsibility.
Jun 24, 2004
Unscored
Vote
Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge Of The Sith (2005)
Obi-Wan causes Griveous harm.
Jun 6, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Spider-Man 2 (2004)
Parker has troublesome discharge.
Jul 6, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(7)
Shaun Of The Dead (2004)
Zombies moan, Shaun groans.
Oct 21, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Shall We Dance? (2004)
Richard Gere(d) to dance.
Oct 31, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Schindler's List (1993)
Qui-Gon avoids another persecution.
Jun 20, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Run Lola Run (1998)
Blood nut needs cash.
Apr 22, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
Ring, The (2002)
Watt's on the video?
Jan 16, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Requiem For A Dream (2000)
Drugs cause mergers, separations.
Jun 20, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
Priceless (2006)
Tautou takes, then taken.
Jul 3, 2008
Scored 4/5
Vote
Planet Terror (2007)
Quentin knackered after struggle.
Jul 8, 2008
Scored 5/5
Vote
Ordinary Decent Criminal (2000)
Spacey collects art, women.
Jul 3, 2004
Unscored
Vote
Ordinary Decent Criminal (2000)
Farrell junior flatters Spacey.
Jul 3, 2004
Unscored
Vote
Ordinary Decent Criminal (2000)
Ordinary Criminal, extraordinary father.
Jul 4, 2004
Unscored
Vote
Orange County (2002)
Junior Forrest stumps Black.
Mar 28, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
One Perfect Day (2004)
Violinist makes ravers move.
Apr 4, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Once Upon A Time In Mexico (2003)
Cheech has one eye.
Mar 21, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
Noise (2007)
Robbins Hurt by noise.
Jul 3, 2008
Scored 4/5
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Narc (2002)
Liotta clean, acts high.
Apr 18, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Moulin Rouge! (2001)
Aussie pomp and circumstance.
Jun 14, 2004
Scored 5/5
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Monsters, Inc. (2001)
Goodman out of closet.
Apr 25, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Monsters, Inc. (2001)
Closet no longer scary.
Apr 25, 2004
Scored 5/5
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Mona Lisa Smile (2003)
Julia's Bright Young Things.
Mar 22, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
Mist, The (2007)
Arrow Project Mist mark.
Jul 3, 2008
Scored 4/5
Vote
Miss Congeniality (2000)
Bullock passes talent portion.
Jul 3, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Miss Congeniality (2000)
Bullock bullies coffee seller.
Jul 4, 2004
Unscored
Vote
Million Dollar Baby (2004)
Swank swaggers, sways, sinks.
Mar 17, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Mask, The (1994)
Carrey green with envy.
May 19, 2004
Scored 2/5
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(2)
Mariachi, El (1992)
Minstrel Massacres Mad Mexicans.
Dec 14, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Lost In Translation (2003)
Murray loses plot, Johansson.
Mar 27, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Lord Of The Rings: The Two Towers, The (2002)
Dwarf thrown, Orcs die.
Apr 4, 2004
Scored 5/5
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Lord Of The Rings: The Return Of The King, The (2003)
Frodo finally gets sleep.
Mar 21, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Lord Of The Rings: The Fellowship Of The Ring, The (2001)
Hobbits stuff things up.
Mar 28, 2004
Scored 5/5
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Lock Stock And Two Smoking Barrels (1998)
Sting stung by son.
Jul 17, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Life Is Beautiful (1997)
Holocaust proved child's play.
Apr 18, 2004
Scored 5/5
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Layer Cake (2004)
Gambon gambles on unknown.
Dec 14, 2007
Scored 4/5
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Last Samurai, The (2003)
Cruise wooden, Watanabe fluid.
Jun 15, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
Last Samurai, The (2003)
Spall: A Japanese Chaucer.
Jun 15, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
Kung Pow: Enter The Fist (2002)
Gophers, cows, animal liberation.
Jul 7, 2004
Unscored
Vote
King Arthur (2004)
Arthur fly-by-Knightley.
Jul 24, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
Joe's Apartment (1996)
Like 'Babe' with roaches.
Mar 28, 2004
Scored 4/5
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Intolerable Cruelty (2003)
Pre-nuptials not preventative.
Mar 28, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Inception (2010)
Leo induces group therapy.
Aug 7, 2010
Scored 5/5
Vote
I, Robot (2004)
Good Will Hunting (Robots).
Aug 11, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(7)
I, Robot (2004)
Willy's Wonky Robot Factory.
Aug 11, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(15)
How High (2001)
Fake genius weed-ed out.
Apr 5, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
House Of Flying Daggers (2004)
Pretend prostitute prances precisely.
Apr 2, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Hot Fuzz (2007)
Heavenly cop helps hicks.
Jul 3, 2008
Scored 5/5
Vote
Honey (2003)
Honey needs mo' money.
Jul 15, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
High Fidelity (2000)
Cusack presents miXtape Files.
Dec 20, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Hide And Seek (2005)
Crazy Charlie causes chaos.
Apr 2, 2005
Scored 2/5
Vote
(1)
Harvie Krumpet (2003)
Harvey smokes, magnitizes head.
Mar 16, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Harry Potter And The Philosopher's Stone (2001)
Harry trolls for spells.
Jul 6, 2004
Unscored
Vote
Gridiron Gang (2006)
Rock the main Xzibit.
May 14, 2007
Scored 2/5
Vote
(2)
Gosford Park (2001)
Scarlett Pimpernel waits tables.
Apr 22, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
Godzilla (1998)
Giant lizards impersonate velociraptor.
Mar 21, 2004
Scored 2/5
Vote
(1)
Goal! (2005)
Santi suffers soccer setback.
Apr 14, 2007
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Goal! (2005)
Toon turn to talent.
Apr 14, 2007
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Ginger Snaps (2000)
Ginger a werewolf. Period.
Jan 2, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(2)
Ginger Snaps (2000)
Ginger snaps, reality bites.
Jan 2, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Ghost World (2001)
Buscemi's loner gets popular.
Apr 18, 2004
Scored 4/5
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Ghost In The Shell (1995)
Naked cyborg kicks ass.
Mar 28, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Ghost Dog: The Way Of The Samurai (1999)
Forrest cuts, RZA scratches.
Jun 15, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Get Smart (2008)
Carrell Hathaway with KAOS.
Jun 30, 2008
Scored 4/5
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Fighting Temptations, The (2003)
'Sister Act' with guys.
Mar 16, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Fahrenheit 9/11 (2004)
Moore Calls 911.
Mar 19, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
Face/Off (1997)
Cage Lost In Transfusion.
Jun 25, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(7)
Evolution (2001)
Stifler stifles mutant critters.
Jul 1, 2004
Unscored
Vote
Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind (2004)
Hobbit plays panty thief.
Mar 27, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind (2004)
Winslet whines, Carrey cringes.
Mar 27, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
Dungeons & Dragons (2000)
Tall Dwarf Initiates Combat.
Aug 12, 2005
Scored 2/5
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Down Periscope (1996)
Holly corrects her Grammer.
Dec 3, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Domino (2005)
Harvey handily harasses heavies.
Dec 20, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story (2004)
Stiller goes balls up.
Sep 12, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story (2004)
Norris loves Vaughn's balls.
Sep 12, 2004
Scored 4/5
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Desperado (1995)
Banderas down, kills Mexicans.
Mar 30, 2004
Scored 4/5
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Death Proof (2007)
Rosario ravages Russell.
Jul 8, 2008
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Day After Tomorrow, The (2004)
'Deep Impact' minus Frodo.
Jun 24, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(2)
Dark City (1998)
Sutherland's mouse trap city.
Mar 29, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Dark City (1998)
Sutherland's city sinks, shatters.
Mar 24, 2005
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Chronicles Of Narnia: Prince Caspian, The (2008)
Swinton almost switches sides.
Jul 3, 2008
Scored 3/5
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Casablanca (1942)
Bane becomes Bogart's pain.
Jul 9, 2004
Unscored
Vote
Buena Vista Social Club (1999)
Cuban musicians' beautiful harmony.
Apr 14, 2004
Scored 4/5
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Buena Vista Social Club (1999)
Cubans recall good days.
Apr 14, 2004
Scored 4/5
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Bruce Almighty (2003)
Truman reverses roles.
Mar 22, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(8)
Broken Arrow (1996)
Slater contains Travolta's shaft.
Jul 3, 2004
Unscored
Vote
Bowling For Columbine (2002)
Moore guns down apathy.
Apr 22, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(3)
Blue Chips (1994)
Shaq, Nolte steal silverware.
Apr 22, 2004
Scored 3/5
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Blood: The Last Vampire (2000)
Girl bites, hunts vampires.
Mar 27, 2004
Scored 5/5
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Black Hawk Down (2001)
Chopper Gets The 'chop-chop'.
Apr 4, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
Big Lebowski, The (1998)
Dude loses rug, temper.
Jul 3, 2008
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Bend It Like Beckham (2002)
Soccer: bringing cultures together.
Jun 2, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Basic (2003)
Ribisi can't handle drugs.
Jul 7, 2004
Scored 4/5
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Along Came Polly (2004)
Ben gets no scuba.
Mar 21, 2004
Scored 4/5
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