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Reviews by 'The Artist Formerly Known As W.S.'
Current status of
Movie oracle
with a total of
1307
reviews published to date.
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Zoolander (2001)
Computer confuses stupid supermodels.
May 17, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Zombiegeddon (2003)
Zombies attack C-list actors.
Apr 28, 2004
Scored 0/5
Vote
(2)
Zatoichi: The Blind Swordsman & The Chess Expert (1965)
Japanese swordsmen bathe together.
Feb 17, 2004
Scored 2/5
Vote
Zatoichi On The Road (1963)
Zatoichi travels familiar 'road'.
Dec 13, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Zatoichi Meets Yojimbo (1970)
Kurasawa's samurai battles Zatoichi.
Nov 6, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Zatoichi Meets The One Armed Swordsman (1971)
Swordsman battles disabled man!
Nov 6, 2004
Unscored
Vote
Zatoichi At The Fire Festival (1970)
Samurai's a fireman?
Dec 4, 2004
Unscored
Vote
Zatoichi And The Chest Of Gold (1964)
Zato beats his 'chest'.
Dec 13, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Zat�ichi (1989)
Katsu's 'Zatoichi' swan song.
Dec 13, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Zatoichi (2003)
Impalement brings digitized blood!
Sep 12, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Young Master, The (1980)
Jackie accidentally kills goldfish!
Aug 6, 2004
Unscored
Vote
You Nazty Spy! (1940)
Heil Moe.
Mar 18, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Yojimbo (1961)
Kurasawa's classic samurai epic.
Mar 21, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
Yes (2004)
Potter's rhymes: hardly sublime.
Dec 22, 2005
Scored 2/5
Vote
(1)
Yankee Doodle Daffy (1943)
Daffy Duck, singing, dancing.
Mar 16, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
XXx (2002)
Baldy hero no Bond.
Feb 2, 2004
Scored 1/5
Vote
(3)
Xi Lu Xiang (1950)
Bruce Lee: child actor.
Jul 5, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(1)
X-Men (2000)
Frog struck by lightning.
Aug 19, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Worm Eaters, The (1977)
Garden residents surprisingly tasty.
May 17, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Worm Eaters, The (1977)
Worms: breakfast of champions.
Jun 11, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Worm Eaters, The (1977)
'Dr. Dolittle'... with worms.
Jun 11, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Work (1915)
Chaplin destroys ugly house.
Feb 15, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
Woman Of The Sea, A (1926)
Chaplin stumbles as producer.
Jul 12, 2004
Unscored
Vote
Woman Of Paris: A Drama Of Fate, A (1923)
Chaplin's melodramatic class study.
Mar 20, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
Woman Haters (1934)
Three Stooges- singing, dancing!
Feb 2, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
Wolf Man, The (1941)
Chaney is howlingly spooky.
Sep 1, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Wizard Of Oz, The (1939)
Woman crushes innocent witch!
Sep 11, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(6)
Winners And Sinners (1983)
Sammo's losers comprise 'Winners'.
Nov 22, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Wild World Of Batwoman, The (1966)
Vampire wannabes fight crime.
Mar 17, 2004
Scored 0/5
Vote
Wild Wild West (1999)
Mild mild movie.
Feb 11, 2004
Scored 2/5
Vote
(6)
Why Study Industrial Arts? (1956)
Shopumentary.
Oct 15, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(5)
Who Is Alan Smithee? (2002)
Smitheementary.
Sep 25, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Who Is Alan Smithee? (2002)
Directors ashamed; asumed name.
Sep 25, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(4)
Who Is Alan Smithee? (2002)
Smithee's un-illustrious career.
Sep 25, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Who Is Alan Smithee? (2002)
Directors resent re-cut films.
Sep 25, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Who Is Alan Smithee? (2002)
Movie directors get Smitheed.
Sep 25, 2004
Unscored
Vote
Who Am I? (1998)
Chan movie patronizes Africans.
Aug 21, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Where The Green Ants Dream (1984)
Disrupt ants, destroy humanity!
Aug 23, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Wheels On Meals (1984)
Jackie fights JET (Urquidez).
Aug 26, 2005
Unscored
Vote
What's Up, Tiger Lily? (1966)
Woody: man of action?
May 15, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
What's Up, Hideous Sun Demon (1983)
Sun demon gets mocked.
May 9, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
What To Do On A Date (1951)
Nerd awaits 'weenie roast'.
Oct 10, 2004
Unscored
Vote
Wham Bam Slam (1955)
Shemp eats a pancake.
Feb 2, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
Werner Herzog Eats His Shoe (1980)
Werner Herzog chows down.
Feb 4, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
Werewolf In A Girls' Dormitory (1961)
Werewolf haunts boarding school.
Jan 26, 2004
Scored 1/5
Vote
We Want Our Mummy (1939)
The mummy vs. dummies.
Mar 21, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Way Of The Dragon (1972)
Bruce takes roman holiday!
Feb 5, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
Wallace And Gromit In A Close Shave (1995)
Gromit's bungee loses bounce.
Oct 10, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Wallace & Gromit In The Wrong Trousers (1993)
Penguin enters Wallace's pants.
Oct 9, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Wallace & Gromit In The Curse Of The Were-Rabbit (2005)
Wallace's hare-brained scheme.
Jun 15, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Walking Tall Part II (1975)
Buford bats baddies. Again.
Feb 3, 2004
Scored 2/5
Vote
Walking Tall (1973)
Buford bats baddies.
Jan 29, 2004
Scored 2/5
Vote
Walking Tall (1973)
Southern sheriff's slamming stick.
Feb 2, 2004
Scored 2/5
Vote
Walking Tall (1973)
Sheriff Pusser gets pissed.
Feb 2, 2004
Scored 2/5
Vote
Walking Tall (2004)
New sheriff, same stick.
Feb 12, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(2)
Waiting For Guffman (1996)
Guest dislikes ass face.
May 28, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Wadd: The Life And Times Of John C. Holmes (1998)
Holmes has long shlong.
Oct 1, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Wadd: The Life And Times Of John C. Holmes (1998)
Waddumentary.
Dec 8, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Wacky Wabbit, The (1942)
Rabbit tries new railroad.
Mar 16, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
Wacko (1981)
Baker hunts Lawnmower Killer.
Jul 17, 2004
Unscored
Vote
Wackiki Wabbit (1943)
Bugs outsmarts shipwrecked idiots.
Mar 16, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
Wabbit Who Came To Supper, The (1942)
Elmer hopes for inheritance.
Mar 16, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
Violent Is The Word For Curly (1938)
Stooges jazz up alphabet.
Feb 2, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Violent Is The Word For Curly (1938)
Brutal: word for Moe.
Sep 9, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Very Brady Sequel, A (1996)
Some very Brady bigamy.
Oct 10, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Van De Koele Meren Des Doods (1982)
Horny Hedwig gets aroused.
Mar 31, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Van De Koele Meren Des Doods (1982)
Hedwig exposes little Hedwig.
Mar 12, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Vampire Effect, The (2003)
Chan actioner really bites.
Sep 1, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Unforgiven (1992)
Clint whupped by horse.
Apr 4, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Two Evil Eyes (1990)
Romero. Argento. Two bad.
Sep 20, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Twin Dragons (1992)
Jackie Chan X 2.
Mar 22, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
Twenty Minutes Of Love (1914)
20 minutes: short affair.
Nov 29, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Tuxedo, The (2002)
'Tuxedo' doesn't fit Chan.
Sep 24, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Tuxedo, The (2002)
Jackie's 'Tuxedo' needs repairs.
Sep 24, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Tuxedo, The (2002)
Jackie vs... bottled water?
Sep 24, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Tuxedo, The (2002)
Jackie doesn't NEED Tuxedo!
Sep 24, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(6)
Tuxedo, The (2002)
Chan wears cheap Tux.
Sep 24, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Turkish Star Wars (1982)
Lucas parody: a turkey.
Oct 26, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Troy (2004)
Brad pitted against Bana.
Jun 30, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Trick Shooting With Kenne Duncan (1953)
Duncan collaborates with Wood.
Mar 19, 2004
Scored 2/5
Vote
Trick Shooting With Kenne Duncan (1953)
Duncan flamboyantly shows off.
Aug 20, 2004
Scored 2/5
Vote
Trial, The (1962)
Orson Welles does Kafka.
Jan 27, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
Tramp, The (1915)
Hobo causes farmer grief.
Aug 19, 2004
Unscored
Vote
Tramp And The Dictator, The (2002)
Chaplin vs. the Fuehrer.
Mar 19, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
Trail Of The Pink Panther (1982)
Sellers's outtakes create film.
Jul 13, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Traces Of A Dragon: Jackie Chan & His Lost Family (2003)
Family Chan.
Sep 15, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Touch Of Satan, The (1971)
Satan posesses young lovers.
Oct 10, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Touch Of Evil (1958)
Heston's wacky fake accent.
Jan 29, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Tops In The Big Top (1945)
Popeye at the circus.
Mar 16, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Tomorrow Never Dies (1997)
Media baron battles Bond.
Feb 2, 2004
Scored 2/5
Vote
Tomb Raider (2001)
Jolie no Harrison Ford.
Jan 29, 2004
Scored 1/5
Vote
To Wong Foo, Thanks For Everything, Julie Newmar (1995)
Swayze stalks Catwoman actress.
Apr 13, 2005
Unscored
Vote
To Kill With Intrigue (1977)
Jackie kills. With intrigue.
Jan 31, 2004
Scored 2/5
Vote
To Duck... Or Not To Duck (1943)
Daffy boxes with Elmer.
Mar 16, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Titanic (1997)
Soap opera on boat.
Jan 29, 2004
Scored 2/5
Vote
Time Chasers (1994)
Skydiving grandma makes cameo.
May 28, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Tillie's Punctured Romance (1914)
Chaplin cons tubby klutz.
Dec 10, 2004
Unscored
Vote
Thunderbolt (1995)
NASCAR, with kung-fu.
Nov 27, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Thumb Wars: The Phantom Cuticle (1999)
Lucas gets thumbs down.
Jan 13, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Throne Of Blood (1957)
Macbeth gets even bloodier.
Aug 16, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Page Range
Zoolan <---> Throne
Three <---> Son Of
Son Of <---> Raging
Radio <---> Once A
On The <---> Mercha
Men In <---> King K
King K <---> Hollyw
Hollyw <---> Godzil
Gods A <---> Farm F
Fantas <---> Decons
Decons <---> Casabl
Cars T <---> Battle
Battle <---> 2001 -
2001 - <---> (Bloop
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