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Action, Drama, Thriller
Mark Neveldine
Brian Taylor
Mark Neveldine
Brian Taylor
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Noel Gugliemi
Jason Statham
Amy Smart
Keone Young
Dwight Yoakam
Reno Wilson
Efren Ramirez
David Brown
Jose Pablo Cantillo
Edi Gathegi
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Crank

(2006)
56 reviews
Film rated 3.4 / 5  (Chick rating: 4 / 5)  (Guy rating: 3.4 / 5)
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'Speed,' but with heart.
randall 
  Vote (11)   
Statham's handjob: sew sew.
AC 
  Vote (1)   
Frenetic hitman humps girlfriend.
kolo 
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Stratham's a bare-assed biker.
kolo 
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Free-falling phone caller D.O.A.
kolo 
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Stratham's a motorcycle madman.
kolo 
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Stratham sports a stiffie.
kolo 
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Adrenalin rush saves Statham.
Canklefish 
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Stimulated Statham seeks slayer.
Josh the cat 
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'Speed' - with alternative Transporter.
Rovark 
  Vote (5)   
Immobility threatens becoming permanent.
Rovark 
  Vote (1)   
Statham's the 'Speed' bus.
Rovark 
  Vote (2)   
Statham gets delayed hit.
Conan The Westy 
  Vote    
Sex to stay alive.
TitanPa 
  Vote (1)   
Statham outruns hot-shot.
MelissaS 
  Vote    
Suffers from adrenaline withdrawal.
MM0rkeleb 
  Vote (1)   
Statham's dropped call.
knockmesilly 
  Vote    
Heart pumping public sex.
rockfsh 
  Vote (2)   
Statham's epi-frenetic nonstop action.
Catuli 
  Vote    
Statham is endorphin violence?
Justin Credible 
  Vote    
Statham must stay stimulated.
damalc 
  Vote (1)   
Poisoned Statham keeps charged.
Paddy C 
  Vote (3)   
Statham gets Chinese burn.
Airbolt 
  Vote (5)   
Hasten, Jason!
Airbolt 
  Vote    
D.O.A for XBOX Generation.
Airbolt 
  Vote (1)   
Statham feels a prick.
Airbolt 
  Vote (2)   
Statham becomes Road runner.
Airbolt 
  Vote (2)   
Statham becomes Fall Guy.
Airbolt 
  Vote (2)   
Statham stimulated by Amy.
Airbolt 
  Vote (4)   
Statham's stiffer than usual.
Airbolt 
  Vote (3)   
Chevy. Chase.
silly 
  Vote (1)   
Neveldine/Taylor's "Crazy Heart"
JeddtheJedi 
  Vote    
Human version of 'Speed'.
mampers11 
  Vote (3)   
Statham makes in-flight call.
benj clews 
  Vote (6)   
Chev You're Ending Story.
Animal Mutha 
  Vote (11)   
Chinese cocktail kills assassin.
Durk 
  Vote (3)   
Literally, heart-racing.
morgz 
  Vote (3)   
Assassin at attention.
morgz 
  Vote (1)   
Statham needs epinephrin, desperately.
thechad 
  Vote    
Transporter fucks in Chinatown.
thechad 
  Vote    
Chinese synthetic needs adrenaline.
redalfa147 
  Vote    
Motorcycling with stiff helmet.
redalfa147 
  Vote (1)   
Cardio makes Chelios cranky.
1001 Excuses 
  Vote (1)   
Statham avenges himself antemortum.
Will_I_Am 
  Vote (1)   
Run, sex, speed, death.
Julie 
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Adrenaline determines Statham's life.
Julie 
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Statham can't reach girlfriend.
suny47 
  Vote    
Poison, adrenaline, sex, dead.
Hylite 
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Smart/Statham street sex.
Soap 
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Road head saves Statham.
greg 
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Chev stops, he drops.
imdanny 
  Vote    
Statham loves street love.
$~coga~$ 
  Vote    
Bald guy on 'Speed'.
MattMcD 
  Vote (2)   
Tourists get the picture.
FireMan 
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Bang, Bang, Banged, Dead.
B-Ha 
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Fast, faster, dead stop.
scruffy 
  Vote    
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