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Santa Claus Conquers The Martians (1964) |
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Film rated 1.3 / 5
(Chick rating: 0.5 / 5)
(Guy rating: 1.8 / 5)
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| Santa's ludicrous interplanetary hokum. |
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| Kringle whoops Marvin's ass. |
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| No presents for Earthling. |
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| Reindeer raid Red planet. |
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| Claus Encounters, Turd Kind. |
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| Reindeer and present danger. |
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| Klaatu, Barada, St. Nickto? |
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| Toyless, Grumpy Red Planet. |
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| Martians celebrate Christ's birth? |
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| Mars kids celebrate Noel. |
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| Greenies grab gift giver. |
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| Green potheads abduct red. |
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| E.T.: The Xmas-Terrestrial. |
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| Martians earn coal lumps. |
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| Martians on 'Naughty' list. |
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| Moronic interplanetary Christmas cheer. |
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| Little, green: Martians, elves. |
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| Martian social-engineering project. |
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| Christmas cancelled on Mars. |
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| Interstellar jolly 'ol feller. |
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| Santa stuffs Martians' stockings. |
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| Dropo needs strong sedatives. |
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| Droppo�s floppo Christ-MESS present. |
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| Santa destroys Martian civilization. |
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| Annoying Santa, worse Martians. |
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