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Reviews by 'Alan Smithee'
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with a total of
3165
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Zuster Brown (1921)
Binger's Dutch Zuster: Brown.
Jun 14, 2010
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Zulu (1964)
Tribal warriors get Cained.
May 21, 2004
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(19)
Zudora (1914)
Heiress solves multiple mysteries.
Aug 7, 2010
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Zorro (1975)
Lame governor: actually Zorro!
Jun 23, 2010
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Zorro (1975)
Navin's Indian Zorro slashes!
Jun 23, 2010
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(1)
Zoop In India (2006)
Dutch Indian oven.
Aug 10, 2010
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(1)
Zoolander (2001)
Zoolander mistakenly accepts award.
Feb 5, 2006
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(3)
Zoolander (2001)
Poking fun at fashion.
May 22, 2007
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(3)
Zoo Rangers In South America (2007)
Zoop crew rescue butterfly.
Aug 7, 2010
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Zoo (2007)
Horse riding.
Jul 2, 2007
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(2)
Zoo (2007)
Hands on horse.
Jul 2, 2007
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(3)
Zoo (2007)
Horse fucker gets screwed.
Jan 3, 2008
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(2)
Zone, The (2007)
Alejandro's trauma within zone.
Sep 27, 2010
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Zombie Wars (2006)
Zombies create battery humans.
Jun 17, 2010
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(1)
Zombie Training Survival Guide (2009)
Cook, Cronin's zombie helpers.
Aug 10, 2010
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(1)
Zombie Tapioca Lovefest 4000 (2008)
Moroney nails zombies!
Aug 10, 2010
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(1)
Zombie Strippers! (2008)
Flesh seekers show flesh.
May 15, 2008
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(4)
Zombie Ninja Gangbangers (1997)
Fornicate of the dead.
May 5, 2008
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(2)
Zoe (2001)
Chick trio hijack car.
Sep 27, 2010
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Zodiac (2007)
Zodiac kills in time.
Aug 1, 2007
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(3)
Zero Effect (1998)
Stiller assists modern Sherlock.
Jul 23, 2003
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(7)
Zero Effect (1998)
Sleuth Pullman finds blackmailer.
Feb 22, 2005
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(1)
Zero Dark Thirty (2012)
Bigelow's SEALS execute order.
Oct 10, 2012
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Zero (2009)
Borowski's cheating 24 hours.
Oct 23, 2010
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Zen Nation: Raising The Consciousness Of Humanity (2010)
DocuMonierey.
Dec 12, 2010
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Zen And Zero (2006)
Austrians hang ten!
Oct 23, 2010
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Zed & Two Noughts, A (1985)
Alba loses legs, dies.
Oct 17, 2005
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(2)
Zathura (2005)
Intergalactic star dwelling.
Jan 24, 2007
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(2)
Zateryannyy V Sibiri (1991)
Mitta's lost in Siberia.
Oct 23, 2010
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Zack And Miri Make A Porno (2008)
Elizabeth Wanks, Justin Schlong.
Nov 7, 2008
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(4)
Zabriskie Point (1970)
Daria, Mark encapsulate era.
May 19, 2006
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(2)
Yuva (2004)
Calcutta trio meet, interact.
Oct 30, 2010
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Yun Hota Toh Kya Hota: What If...? (2006)
Rajabali, Javed troublingly flee.
Oct 30, 2010
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Yulenka (2009)
Professor teaches girls' gym.
Oct 30, 2010
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Youthquake! (1977)
Let us Rock.
Oct 30, 2010
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Youth In Crisis (1943)
War effort, juvenile delinquency.
Oct 30, 2010
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Yours, Mine And Ours (2005)
Couple merge 18 kids.
Jul 12, 2005
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(2)
Your Name Here (2008)
Mike, Jordan get air(time).
Nov 8, 2010
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Your Mom's A Slut... She Takes It In The Butt! (2006)
Mom gets rear ended.
Apr 7, 2008
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(3)
Your Friends & Neighbors (1998)
Rhyming couples bed hop.
Jun 12, 2010
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Young Stranger, The (1957)
Self-defense ruins lad's life.
Apr 8, 2011
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(1)
Young Lovers, The (1954)
Young lovers, eaten Danish.
Apr 8, 2011
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Young Land, The (1959)
Roberto plays with himself!
Nov 8, 2010
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Young In Heart, The (1938)
Carleton cards.
Nov 8, 2010
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Young Guns (1988)
Killer Kid craves kudos.
Feb 2, 2004
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(6)
Young Entrepreneur Society (2009)
Lautman seeks the Secret.
Nov 8, 2010
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Young Bride (1932)
Youthful bride's a Seit'.
Apr 8, 2011
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(1)
Young Black Stallion, The (2003)
Girl gets Neera stallion.
Nov 8, 2010
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Young Americans (1967)
YA-ha!
Apr 8, 2011
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You've Got Mail (1998)
Meg Ryan: she-mails.
Jul 6, 2004
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(3)
You're So Cupid! (2010)
Sisters inherit dad's matchmaking.
Apr 8, 2011
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You're Gonna Feel Funny After (2009)
Duke pops.
Nov 8, 2010
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You're A Big Boy Now (1966)
Chanticleer crows in Manhattan.
Oct 30, 2010
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You Will Meet A Tall Dark Stranger (2010)
Woody promises swarthy encounter.
Jun 21, 2010
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(1)
You Should Have Been Here Yesterday (2008)
Mark, Garth await swell.
Nov 8, 2010
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You Only Live Twice (1967)
Bond's speedy ninja lessons.
Aug 10, 2004
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(3)
You Only Live Twice (1967)
SPECTRE has landing missile?
Aug 10, 2004
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(3)
You Only Live Twice (1967)
Henderson needs thicker walls.
Sep 26, 2004
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(2)
You Might As Well Live (2009)
Mutt errs.
Nov 9, 2010
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You May Not Kiss The Bride (2011)
Pet photographer's honeymoon sucks.
Nov 8, 2010
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You Don't Have To Die (1988)
Brave Jason offers hope.
Nov 9, 2010
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You Can't Win (1948)
R+R day is difficult.
Nov 9, 2010
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You Are So Going To Hell! (2004)
Nun love proves troubling.
Nov 8, 2010
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(1)
You Are Free (1983)
Liberation testimony proves affecting.
Nov 8, 2010
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You And I (2011)
tATu concert unites girls.
Nov 8, 2010
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Yongseoneun Eupda (2010)
Dismembered, remembered, ruined Korea.
Apr 8, 2011
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Yolngu Boy (2001)
Boy defends tribal renegade.
Oct 8, 2004
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(3)
Yolngu Boy (2001)
Sniffer sets self ablaze.
Oct 11, 2004
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(2)
Yojimbo (1961)
Gangs bid on Samurai.
Aug 15, 2007
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(2)
Yogi: A Feel That Never Ends (2007)
Eeshwar ministers to mom.
Oct 30, 2010
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Yesterday's Hero (1979)
Socc-ky.
Jun 21, 2010
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(2)
Yesterday's Enemy (1959)
Baker's hill held.
Oct 30, 2010
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Yesterday (2002)
Missing kids, Korean killings.
Oct 30, 2010
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Yesterday (2004)
Yesterday with the HIV.
Oct 16, 2010
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(1)
Yesterday (2009)
Zombie fleers fight internally.
Oct 30, 2010
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(1)
Yes Virginia, There Is A Santa Claus (1991)
Charles Bronson: Santa prover?!
Oct 30, 2010
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Yes (2008)
Parks finally says yes.
Oct 30, 2010
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Yellow Star - The Persecution Of The Jews In Europe 1933-45, The (1981)
Hitler stars.
Oct 30, 2010
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(1)
Yellow (2006)
Dancer Amaryllis delivers pie.
Oct 30, 2010
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Yeats Country (1965)
Carey tours Yeats' home.
Oct 30, 2010
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Yearbook (2002)
Decisions ruin quartet's future.
Oct 30, 2010
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Year Toward Tomorrow, A (1966)
Pleasant VISTA.
Oct 30, 2010
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Year Of The Mouse, The (1965)
Fishing line pranks Tom.
Jan 23, 2011
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Year Of The Fish (2007)
Rotoscope Manhattan Cinderella.
Oct 30, 2010
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Year Of The Dog (2007)
Stranger's Hogmenay hold-up: vengeful.
Oct 30, 2010
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Year My Parents Went On Vacation, The (2006)
Lad abandoned? World Cup!
Oct 30, 2010
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(1)
Yaqui Drums (1956)
Yaqui Jack is shot.
Oct 30, 2010
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Yanks Are Coming, The (1963)
Americans approach, documentary sez.
Oct 30, 2010
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Yankee Doodle Mouse, The (1943)
Tom(mies), Jerry's wartime scuffle.
Oct 30, 2010
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(2)
Yakuza Demon (2003)
Seiji turns on Yoshifumi.
Oct 30, 2010
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Y.M.I. (2004)
Digger, their own Grave.
Oct 30, 2010
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Y Tu Mam� Tambi�n (2001)
Mexican teens' carnal roadie.
Jun 18, 2003
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(5)
xXx: State Of The Union (2005)
XXx�.
Jun 3, 2005
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(4)
Xanadu (1980)
Rollerskating Greek muse. Riiiight.
May 5, 2005
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(6)
X2 (2003)
Rebellious mutant: flamin' idiot.
Feb 9, 2006
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(2)
X: The Man With The X-Ray Eyes (1963)
Doctor causes Radiologist retrenchments.
Apr 22, 2005
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(2)
X-Men: The Last Stand (2006)
Famke's Dark Phoenix rising.
Apr 6, 2006
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(5)
X-Men (2000)
Superhero mutants' equality quest.
May 15, 2003
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(5)
X's & O's (2007)
Researcher codifies dating failures.
Jun 12, 2010
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X 2000 (1998)
Y2K produces twin surprises.
Jun 12, 2010
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Page Range
Zuster <---> X 2000
Wright <---> Wallac
WALL-E <---> Tromeo
Trigge <---> Tense
Tempes <---> Star T
Star I <---> Signs
Signs <---> Scorpi
Scorne <---> Red Da
Realit <---> Pretty
Presti <---> Out In
Out In <---> Naked
Naked <---> Mildre
Mighty <---> Man Wi
Man Wi <---> Louis
Louis <---> Lethal
Lethal <---> Kickin
Kickin <---> Indepe
Indepe <---> Hobbit
Hitche <---> Gooby
Gone W <---> Franke
Fraidy <---> Fahren
Fahren <---> Duel
Drunke <---> Deadly
Deadly <---> Conspi
Congo <---> Casuis
Castaw <---> Brady
Boys F <---> Billy
Billy <---> Bad Bo
Backwa <---> Americ
Americ <---> About
About <---> 16 Blo
16 Blo <---> $1,000
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