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Reviews by 'clay'
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Zorro, The Gay Blade (1981)
Black-clad swordsmanship--homoerotic?!
Oct 25, 2010
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Zorro, The Gay Blade (1981)
Swish swish stab stab.
Dec 14, 2010
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Zorba The Greek (1964)
Greek. Play. Love.
Aug 22, 2010
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Zoolander (2001)
Prissy poseur Projectile-Pouts.
Oct 20, 2008
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Zoolander (2001)
Brainless poseur's bunkmates immolated.
Jun 11, 2009
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Zoolander (2001)
Mugatu manufactures model muddle.
Jun 1, 2010
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Zoolander (2001)
One Look. Many names.
Dec 13, 2010
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Zoo (2007)
Horse expands his netherlands.
Oct 25, 2010
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Zombies On Broadway (1945)
High Kicking detaches legs!!!
Jun 1, 2010
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Zombies On Broadway (1945)
Roar: Greasepaint. Smell: Performers.
Nov 27, 2010
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Zombieland (2009)
Carnivoral carnival; Woody's wood.
Mar 10, 2010
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Zombie Vegetarians (2004)
Lifeless. Herbivorous. Sounds logical.
Jan 27, 2010
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Zombie Strippers! (2008)
Lap Dances are slimy.
Feb 4, 2010
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Zombie Jesus! (2007)
Crustianity.
Mar 2, 2010
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Zombi Holocaust (1980)
Kito's followers' hearty meals.
Dec 13, 2010
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Zoltan, Hound Of Dracula (1978)
Canine's canines unintendedly distended.
Dec 13, 2010
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Zodiac Killer, The (1971)
Gemini Cricket--VirGO AWAY!!
Jun 23, 2009
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Zodiac (2007)
Killer kills occasionally, equationally.
Nov 13, 2008
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Zodiac (2007)
Frisco's code-blooded killer.
Jan 12, 2010
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Zero Effect (1998)
Objectivity. Observation. Obfuscation. --Autism??!
Jun 4, 2010
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Zenobia (1939)
Laurelless Hardy perambulates pachyderm.
Dec 13, 2010
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Zen Of Bobby V, The (2008)
Fate gives Chibans Valentine.
Jan 12, 2011
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Zelig (1983)
Woody on Protean diet.
May 12, 2009
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Zathura (2005)
Transfinite jaunt; loopy return.
Oct 27, 2010
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Zardoz (1974)
Deification through indentation truncation.
Dec 2, 2009
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Your Morning Milk (1947)
Gone, as is Milkman.
Dec 14, 2010
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Your Mom's A Slut... She Takes It In The Butt! (2006)
Back door deliveries welcome.
Oct 26, 2010
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Your Highness (2011)
Watch Natalie Archer Eyebrows.
Apr 15, 2011
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(3)
Young Victoria, The (2009)
Vic slick. Albert canned.
Dec 13, 2010
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Young Tom Edison (1940)
Little stinker's a tinkerer.
Mar 11, 2010
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Young Sherlock Holmes (1985)
Deducing youth; premed pal.
Aug 1, 2011
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Young Frankenstein (1974)
Marty, wildeyed; Gene, Wildereyed.
Dec 23, 2008
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Young Frankenstein (1974)
'Freshly Dead': lively Feldman.
May 27, 2009
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Young Frankenstein (1974)
Eye Gore? No. Igor.
Jan 30, 2010
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Young Frankenstein (1974)
Hackman soup Boyles nuts.
Feb 26, 2010
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Young Frankenstein (1974)
Moley violinist's boyfriend: animator.
May 3, 2010
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Young Einstein (1988)
Ennui = moronic comedy squared.
Jun 2, 2009
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Young Doctors In Love (1982)
Pre-Viagra medical horndogging.
Oct 26, 2010
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You've Got Mail (1998)
Virtual correspondents co-responsive.
Oct 24, 2010
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You Will Meet A Tall Dark Stranger (2010)
Peeping, scheming, plagiarizing Josh.
Mar 11, 2011
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You Only Live Twice (1967)
Bond Kissified, not Blofelded.
Jul 8, 2009
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You Only Live Twice (1967)
Bondo-san bonds. Much Kissy.
Jun 2, 2010
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You Only Live Twice (1967)
Bond scubaed, body-bagged.
Dec 14, 2010
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You Don't Mess With The Zohan (2008)
Assassin > Hairdresser: easy transition.
Jun 2, 2009
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You Don't Mess With The Zohan (2008)
Specialties: Counterinsurgency, biddy schmoozing.
Jan 12, 2010
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You Don't Know Dick: Courageous Hearts Of Transsexual Men (1996)
Stand tall. Be prod.
Oct 26, 2010
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Yogi Bear (2010)
Jellystone hijinx no picnic.
Jan 25, 2011
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Yog: Monster From Space (1970)
Aliens attack developers? Hurrah!
Jun 2, 2010
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Yentl (1983)
Yeshivite's huge metaphorical huevos.
Jul 9, 2009
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Yentl (1983)
Dickless davener delves Talmudically.
Dec 28, 2010
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Yellow Submarine (1968)
Beatles animated to Max.
Mar 23, 2009
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Yellow Submarine (1968)
Primarily colourful Beatles transportation.
Jun 8, 2009
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Yellow Submarine (1968)
Spot Sea of Green?
Apr 9, 2010
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Yellow Submarine (1968)
Oblong object carries quartet.
Jun 1, 2010
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Yellow Submarine (1968)
Beatles' cel-lular phone-in.
Dec 13, 2010
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Yearling, The (1946)
Deer to our hearts.
Sep 18, 2010
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(11)
Year Without A Santa Claus, The (1974)
Santa Clogged.
Jun 2, 2010
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Year Of The Dog (2007)
Peggy's dog plays dead.
Dec 5, 2010
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Year Of Living Dangerously, The (1982)
Hunt's Best Actoress role.
Mar 2, 2011
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Year Of Living Dangerously, The (1982)
Linda Hunt's homeliness exploited.
Mar 4, 2011
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Yankee Doodle Dandy (1942)
Cagney as songwriting hoofer.
Nov 30, 2009
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XXx (2002)
Diesel be sequelled plenteously.
Jun 29, 2009
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Xanadu (1980)
Wheeled songbird. Scatterfoot impresario.
May 16, 2010
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Xanadu (1980)
Olivia rolls. Gene coasts.
Oct 24, 2010
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X2 (2003)
Jean splicing, Wolvie dicing.
Nov 10, 2008
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X2 (2003)
Graffitoed teleporter joins team.
Jun 23, 2009
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X2 (2003)
Lady Deathstrike proves clunker.
Apr 5, 2010
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X2 (2003)
Jean: sacrificial telekinetic lamb.
Oct 26, 2010
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X2 (2003)
Nightcrawling: Down Alan's alley.
Dec 14, 2010
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X: The Man With The X-Ray Eyes (1963)
Penetrating; in sight full.
Nov 9, 2009
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X-Men: The Last Stand (2006)
Grey reddens; Beast pinkens.
Feb 19, 2009
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X-Men: The Last Stand (2006)
Carrie on, Jean Grey.
Oct 25, 2010
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X-Men: The Last Stand (2006)
Juggernauting avails jugger naught.
Dec 14, 2010
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X-Men: First Class (2011)
X-Men: Old School.
Feb 25, 2011
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X-Men Origins: Wolverine (2009)
Methuselah becomes clawed berserker.
Apr 1, 2009
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X-Men (2000)
Magneto finds Wolverine attractive.
Nov 9, 2008
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X-Men (2000)
Claws. Wind. Eyebeams. Telekinesis.
Jun 8, 2010
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X-Men (2000)
Senator vilifying mutants jellified.
Jul 31, 2010
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X-Men (2000)
Mutants mutilate Lady Liberty.
Oct 26, 2010
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X-Men (2000)
Singer cinematizes sport squad.
Dec 14, 2010
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X Files, The (1998)
Mulder ostracized; Scully iced.
Jun 2, 2010
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Wyatt Earp (1994)
Brave? Courageous? Bold? Keviny.
Jul 5, 2010
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Wuthering Heights (1939)
Emo swain wuthers away.
Aug 20, 2009
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Wuthering Heights (1939)
Heaths. Cliffs. Whining Heathcliff.
Jun 5, 2010
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Wuthering Heights (1939)
Olivier's moor-livid wail.
Oct 24, 2010
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Wuthering Heights (1939)
Olivier, Oberon: Crybaby couple.
Dec 14, 2010
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Wuthering Heights (1992)
Fiennes fine Original Emo.
Dec 9, 2009
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Wrong Turn (2003)
Deliverance of teen-y morsels.
Oct 26, 2010
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Writer Of O (2004)
O OMG'd.
Dec 14, 2010
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Wright Brothers, The (1997)
Wright to the Future.
Mar 15, 2010
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Wright Brothers, The (1997)
Kitty Hawk heroes, rising.
Jun 1, 2010
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Wright Brothers, The (1997)
Airbound hermanos.
Oct 26, 2010
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Wright Brothers, The (1997)
From bikes to aerobatics.
Dec 14, 2010
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Wrestling Dog, The (1894)
Dog: Half Nelson Terrier.
Dec 14, 2010
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Wrestler, The (2008)
Wrestlers: scripted, steroided, stapled.
Jan 28, 2009
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Wrestler, The (2008)
Kissable Marisa. Bricky Mickey.
Jan 2, 2011
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Wreck Of The Mary Deare, The (1959)
Chuck & Gary glubarama.
Dec 14, 2010
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Worst Jewish Football Team In The World, The (1999)
Litvak linebackers; Hasidic halfbacks.
Mar 11, 2010
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Worst Jewish Football Team In The World, The (1999)
Penalty kicks in kishkas.
Dec 14, 2010
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World's First 300lb. Gang Bang, The (2003)
Whales and harpoontang.
Apr 25, 2010
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Page Range
Zorro, <---> World'
World' <---> Welcom
Weird <---> Unmarr
Unknow <---> Time A
Time A <---> Tank G
Tango <---> Star I
Star I <---> Sinatr
Sinatr <---> Santa,
Santa <---> Ransom
Rango <---> Phanto
Phanta <---> Nude C
Nowher <---> Monste
Monsig <---> Marie
Mariac <---> Lion I
Lincol <---> K-PAX
Justin <---> Inconv
Incept <---> Histor
Histor <---> Goodby
Goodby <---> Four W
Founta <---> Every
Ever A <---> Divorc
Diving <---> Crouch
Crocod <---> Cheerl
Chatte <---> Breakf
Brazil <---> Beneat
Bend I <---> Apocal
Apartm <---> Addict
Addams <---> 'Salem
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