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Reviews by 'Jon Bandit'
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with a total of
73
reviews published to date.
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Transamerica (2005)
Toby's father's gender journey.
Apr 18, 2006
Scored 3/5
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Touch Of Evil (1958)
Borderline grime-ridden Welles.
Jan 11, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Third Man, The (1949)
Confused American loses count.
May 1, 2002
Scored 5/5
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(3)
The Front (1976)
Blacklisted Zero takes fall.
May 15, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Sweet And Lowdown (1999)
Woody 'penns' jazzy comedy.
May 18, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Station Agent, The (2003)
Isolation impossible in Newfoundland.
Apr 13, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(3)
Static (1985)
Heaven, TV and crucifixes.
May 14, 2002
Scored 5/5
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Stardust Memories (1980)
Retrospective leaves Woody alien.
Oct 31, 2005
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Sleepy Hollow (1999)
When decapitation goes bad.
May 7, 2004
Scored 3/5
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Sleeper (1973)
Woody blows nose plot.
Nov 9, 2005
Scored 5/5
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Shaun Of The Dead (2004)
Suburban flesh-eating lock-in.
Apr 11, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Quartet (2012)
Aged diva finally sings
Mar 22, 2013
Unscored
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Pianist, The (2002)
Warsaw crumbles, Chopin lingers.
Mar 8, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Phone Booth (2002)
Hanging on for anti-climax.
May 12, 2003
Scored 1/5
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(2)
Panic Room (2002)
PANIC!!! Stuck with Jodie!
Apr 19, 2006
Scored 1/5
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Night Of The Hunter (1955)
Right: Hate. Left: Love.
May 14, 2002
Scored 5/5
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(1)
New York Stories (1989)
Disappointingly tart Apple Pie.
May 15, 2003
Scored 2/5
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Mystic River (2003)
Bridges broken after murder.
Apr 29, 2004
Scored 4/5
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Muriel's Wedding (1994)
Aussie Bride Bags 'Appiness.
Apr 29, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(3)
Muriel's Wedding (1994)
Porpoise spits out ABBA.
May 1, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Mulholland Drive (2001)
Drive closed: follow diversions.
May 19, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Monster (2003)
Dead Woman Walking.
Apr 13, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(4)
Merchant Of Venice, The (2004)
Antonio covets Bassanio's flesh.
May 11, 2005
Unscored
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(1)
Memento (2000)
Guy's noteworthy tattoo mystery.
Apr 15, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Manon Des Sources (1986)
Fluvial redemption hangs heavy.
May 14, 2002
Scored 5/5
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Manhattan (1979)
Woody's monochrome Manhattan blues.
May 15, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Man On The Moon (1999)
Wrestling holds insane comic.
Apr 14, 2004
Scored 4/5
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Madness Of King George, The (1994)
Psychotherapeutic balderdash maddens George.
Apr 29, 2004
Scored 5/5
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Love And Death (1975)
Russian cowardice conquers France.
May 15, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Liquid Sky (1982)
Alien orgasm addicts visit.
Apr 6, 2006
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Life Aquatic With Steve Zissou, The (2004)
Murray chases Cousteau-like dream.
Apr 1, 2005
Unscored
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Last Orders (2001)
Posthumous D'ash' to Margate.
May 19, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
King, The (2005)
Elvis makes Christians suffer.
Aug 18, 2006
Unscored
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Killing Fields, The (1984)
Escape Pol's Plot.
May 10, 2006
Scored 4/5
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Jean De Florette (1986)
Hunch over troubled water.
May 14, 2002
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Jarhead (2005)
Shooting nothing but desert.
Jan 21, 2006
Scored 4/5
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(1)
History Boys, The (2006)
Feeling Literature for Oxbridge.
Nov 10, 2006
Scored 5/5
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Hilary And Jackie (1998)
Hello cello, goodbye life.
Apr 27, 2006
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Happiness (1998)
'Daddy dit it' drama.
May 16, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Hannah And Her Sisters (1986)
Cummings, swappings and cancer.
May 28, 2002
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Gosford Park (2001)
Period missing knife drama.
Mar 28, 2004
Scored 3/5
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Good Night, And Good Luck (2005)
Murrow's McCarthy Witch-Hunt.
Mar 28, 2006
Scored 3/5
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Good Night, And Good Luck (2005)
Clooney updates 'The Front'.
Apr 11, 2006
Scored 3/5
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Gods And Monsters (1998)
Naked Fraser stimulates monster.
May 19, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Godfather: Part II, The (1974)
Don rising, Don falling.
Apr 6, 2006
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Glengarry Glen Ross (1992)
Many leads, one Lemmon.
Jul 23, 2002
Scored 5/5
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(10)
Gangs Of New York (2002)
Full screens, empty dialogue.
Jan 17, 2003
Scored 1/5
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(1)
Frida (2002)
Lowlife, h'eye'brow, surrealist sex.
Mar 8, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
French Connection II (1975)
Cold turkey avec redemption.
May 28, 2002
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Forrest Gump (1994)
Camera tricks for hicks.
Jan 11, 2003
Scored 1/5
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(1)
Flightplan (2005)
Marshall Plan ruins flight.
May 10, 2006
Scored 1/5
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Elizabeth (1998)
Elizabeth saves/ gains face.
Apr 30, 2004
Scored 5/5
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Dirty Dancing: Havana Nights (2004)
Patrick graces wooden remake.
Mar 28, 2004
Scored 1/5
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Devil's Backbone, The (2001)
Spanish submarine ghost yarn.
May 19, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Deep Blue Sea (1999)
Intelligent sharks defeat scriptwriter.
May 19, 2003
Scored 1/5
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(3)
Crimes And Misdemeanors (1989)
It's tragedy plus time.
May 17, 2002
Scored 5/5
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(6)
Constant Gardener, The (2005)
Fatal Kenyan medicine plot.
Jan 22, 2006
Scored 3/5
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City Of God (2002)
Photographer shoots and scores.
Jan 11, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(3)
Chitty Chitty Bang Bang (1968)
Inventive downfall for Vulgaria.
May 1, 2004
Scored 5/5
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Central Station (1998)
Have letters will travel.
Jan 11, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Capote (2005)
Capote's bookend hangs precariously.
Mar 31, 2006
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Capote (2005)
Truman paints human killers.
Mar 30, 2006
Scored 5/5
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Butterfly Tongues (1999)
Fascists crush fragile education.
Apr 16, 2004
Scored 5/5
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Brokeback Mountain (2005)
Bareback cowboys develop heartache.
Jan 22, 2006
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Bread And Roses (2000)
Loach cleans up Hollywood.
May 19, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Black Swan (2010)
Swan lead breakdown
Mar 26, 2013
Unscored
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Big Lebowski, The (1998)
Dude bowls out Nihilists.
May 1, 2002
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Best In Show (2000)
Pooches overcome owner's failings.
Apr 18, 2006
Unscored
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Being There (1979)
Cultivating change by Chance.
Nov 2, 2005
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Apocalypse Now (1979)
Sailing upstream to Brando.
Jan 17, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Annie Hall (1977)
Why Alvy dates Annie.
May 1, 2002
Scored 5/5
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(1)
All Or Nothing (2002)
Bleak House via mini-Cab.
May 1, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Adventures Of Priscilla, Queen Of The Desert, The (1994)
Sydney-Alice via Queens.
May 1, 2002
Scored 5/5
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