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Reviews by 'silly'
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Movie star
with a total of
884
reviews published to date.
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'Foxy Grandpa' Shows Boys He Is A Magician (1902)
Gramps still levitates wand.
Dec 1, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(10)
1 Night In Paris (2004)
Paris mounts film career.
Nov 16, 2005
Scored 0/5
Vote
(13)
1 Night In Paris (2004)
Paris mounts cumback.
Feb 18, 2006
Scored 0/5
Vote
1 Night In Paris (2004)
Paris Hilton's penetrating expose'.
Dec 7, 2005
Scored 0/5
Vote
(10)
1 Night In Paris (2004)
The Bachelor in Paris.
Jan 24, 2006
Scored 0/5
Vote
(13)
1 Night In Paris (2004)
Paris: slippery when wet.
Apr 1, 2006
Scored 0/5
Vote
(5)
10 Items Or Less (2006)
Frankly, Scarlet gives damn.
Jul 16, 2007
Scored 5/5
Vote
10,000 B.C. (2008)
Savages derail pyramid construction.
Mar 29, 2008
Scored 2/5
Vote
1000 Cumshots (2003)
Yung examines intimate issues.
Nov 22, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(7)
2012 (2009)
Noah nearly misses ark.
Nov 16, 2009
Scored 2/5
Vote
(1)
2012 (2009)
Woody want a volcano?
Nov 16, 2009
Scored 2/5
Vote
(1)
2012 (2009)
Heaving Las Vegas.
Nov 17, 2009
Scored 2/5
Vote
(2)
28 Weeks Later (2007)
Don of the dead.
Mar 27, 2008
Scored 2/5
Vote
(6)
40 Year Old Virgin, The (2005)
Andy lets sun shine.
Mar 31, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(4)
40 Year Old Virgin, The (2005)
Cyclist craves female companionship.
Mar 31, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(9)
7th Voyage Of Sinbad, The (1958)
Sinbad prevents Bagdad war.
Feb 27, 2007
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
9 (2009)
Aclothalypse Now.
Sep 16, 2009
Scored 4/5
Vote
(6)
9 (2009)
I see thread people?
Sep 15, 2009
Scored 4/5
Vote
(10)
A Sound Of Thunder (2005)
Rich idiots wreck history.
Nov 5, 2005
Scored 2/5
Vote
(2)
A Sound Of Thunder (2005)
Kingsley's smell of garbage.
Sep 20, 2006
Scored 2/5
Vote
(3)
Abyss, The (1989)
Cameron's wet dream: aliens.
Nov 1, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(10)
Across The Universe (2007)
Jude, Janis, Jimi, strawberries.
Feb 28, 2008
Scored 5/5
Vote
Across The Universe (2007)
Bono raps about cornflakes.
Mar 22, 2008
Scored 5/5
Vote
(3)
Adam And Eve (1912)
No mother-in-law!
Apr 29, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(20)
Adventureland (2009)
Brennan loses big-ass panda.
Sep 11, 2009
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Adventures Of Sharkboy And Lavagirl In 3-D, The (2005)
She's hot, he's wet.
Feb 17, 2006
Scored 2/5
Vote
(12)
Adventures Of Sharkboy And Lavagirl In 3-D, The (2005)
Max: Daydream Believer.
Dec 3, 2005
Scored 2/5
Vote
(1)
Aeon Flux (2005)
Monicans help Fluxing clone.
May 30, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Agent Cody Banks 2: Destination London (2004)
Cody lacks Duff, script.
Dec 27, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Airplane! (1980)
White zone: no parking.
Dec 22, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(5)
Airplane! (1980)
Red zone: no parking.
Dec 22, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(5)
Airport '77 (1977)
Sinking feeling ruins flight.
Nov 1, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(12)
Akeelah And The Bee (2006)
Akeelah kicks B-U-T-T.
Sep 19, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(10)
Aladdin (1992)
Undercover princess, lineage scandal.
Oct 11, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
Alive (1993)
Team joker tastes funny.
Nov 30, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(17)
Alive (1993)
Yum! Uruguayan take out!
Jan 13, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(12)
Alive (1993)
New players aren't seasoned.
Jan 28, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(24)
Almost Famous (2000)
Girls eat rocker's steak.
Dec 12, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(3)
Alvin And The Chipmunks: The Squeakquel (2009)
Alvin toots own horn.
Dec 24, 2009
Scored 2/5
Vote
American Flyers (1985)
Cyclist rides Alexandra Paul.
Dec 8, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
American Flyers (1985)
Rae Dawn, bike mechanic.
Feb 16, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
American Gangster (2007)
Cop buys murderer latte.
May 4, 2008
Scored 4/5
Vote
American President, The (1995)
Annette beaming at Pres.
Nov 1, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(3)
Anaconda (1997)
J-Lo snakes through jungle.
Nov 1, 2005
Scored 1/5
Vote
(3)
Angel Heart (1987)
Devil in Miss Proudfoot.
Mar 10, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(11)
Angel Heart (1987)
Bonet performs chicken dance.
Mar 10, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(11)
Angel Heart (1987)
Rourke afraid of.. chickens?
Mar 10, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Angel Heart (1987)
Bonet shags old man.
Mar 10, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(7)
Angel Heart (1987)
Krusemark is heartbroken.
Mar 10, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(5)
Angel Heart (1987)
When Harry met Johnny.
Mar 10, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(11)
Angel Heart (1987)
Harry dies solving case.
Mar 10, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Angel Heart (1987)
Madame Zora: cold, heartless.
Mar 22, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(11)
Angel Heart (1987)
Rourke represses religious ritual.
Mar 10, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Angel Heart (1987)
Proudfoot has perky boobs.
Mar 10, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(10)
Apple Dumpling Gang, The (1975)
Minors make better miners.
Feb 15, 2007
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Are We Done Yet? (2007)
Ice Cube's 'Money Pit'.
Mar 28, 2008
Scored 1/5
Vote
(4)
Astronaut's Wife, The (1999)
Theron incubates alien pilots.
Sep 7, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
Astronaut's Wife, The (1999)
'Demon Seed' meets 'Alien'.
Sep 7, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(6)
Astronaut's Wife, The (1999)
Astronaut's shocking marital problems.
Sep 10, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
Avatar (2009)
Starship troopers fight blues.
Dec 18, 2009
Scored 3/5
Vote
(2)
Avatar (2009)
Na'Vi have trust issues.
Dec 22, 2009
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Babel (2006)
Morroccan vacation is shot.
May 31, 2007
Scored 3/5
Vote
(3)
Back-Up Plan, The (2010)
No Plan B.
Apr 7, 2010
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Bad News Bears, The (1976)
Ahmad hitting for Allah.
Jul 5, 2008
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Balls Of Fury (2007)
'Dragon' attacks tiny balls.
Mar 7, 2008
Scored 3/5
Vote
Barnyard (2006)
Mad cow affects coyote.
Aug 30, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Barnyard (2006)
Animal farm elects leader.
Aug 30, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Batman Begins (2005)
Bruce becomes bad-ass bat.
Nov 1, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(4)
Battle For The Planet Of The Apes (1973)
Apes want regime change.
Oct 27, 2005
Scored 2/5
Vote
(5)
Beauty And The Beast (1991)
Annoying teapot spouts advice.
Mar 13, 2006
Scored 1/5
Vote
(18)
Beauty And The Beast (1991)
Bookworm Belle bags beast.
Mar 10, 2006
Scored 1/5
Vote
(1)
Beauty And The Beast (1991)
Gaston not big enough.
Mar 13, 2006
Scored 1/5
Vote
(12)
Because I Said So (2007)
Mandy describes Moore-gasms.
Nov 5, 2007
Scored 3/5
Vote
(3)
Because Of Winn-Dixie (2005)
Mystery candy bonds strangers.
Oct 28, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Benji (1974)
Original Hairy Paw-Terrier.
Jun 6, 2006
Scored 2/5
Vote
(1)
Beowulf (2007)
Dragonsire.
Dec 28, 2007
Scored 3/5
Vote
Beverly Hills Chihuahua (2008)
I, Chihuahua.
Mar 21, 2009
Scored 2/5
Vote
(12)
Bicycle Thieves (1948)
Excellent post-war bicycle yarn.
Nov 4, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(9)
Big (1988)
Hanks enhances his manhood.
Jul 25, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Big Blue, The (1988)
Underwater pissing match.
Dec 25, 2005
Scored 6/5
Vote
(6)
Big Trouble In Little China (1986)
Crouching trucker, hidden demons.
Nov 1, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(19)
Black Dynamite (2009)
BD gives ass whupping.
Mar 4, 2010
Scored 5/5
Vote
Black Dynamite (2009)
Dynamite can dig it.
Mar 4, 2010
Scored 5/5
Vote
Black Dynamite (2009)
Saving Private Johnson.
Mar 5, 2010
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Black Sheep (2006)
Citizens advised to fleece.
Mar 8, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Black Snake Moan (2006)
Bluesman 'helps' sex addict.
Jan 8, 2007
Scored 5/5
Vote
Black Snake Moan (2006)
Rae: chained smoker.
Sep 2, 2007
Scored 5/5
Vote
(5)
Black Sunday (1977)
Terrorists crash Superbowl X.
Mar 6, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(10)
Black Sunday (1977)
Security problems ruin game.
Mar 6, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(8)
Blade (1998)
Lords, such sucky vampires.
May 14, 2009
Unscored
Vote
Blade II (2002)
Nyssa gets killer sunburn.
Jun 11, 2009
Scored 2/5
Vote
Blame It On Rio (1984)
Demi lacking 'Moore' boobs.
May 10, 2006
Scored 2/5
Vote
(10)
Bolero (1984)
Bo learns sex, horses.
Mar 11, 2006
Scored 0/5
Vote
(10)
Bolero (1984)
Bo's De-flowering done badly.
May 10, 2006
Scored 0/5
Vote
Bolero (1984)
Derek pimps his wife.
May 10, 2006
Scored 0/5
Vote
(11)
Boogie Nights (1997)
Roller Girl's taking chances.
Dec 24, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(3)
Book Of Eli, The (2010)
Eli finishes book report.
Aug 1, 2010
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Born Free (1966)
Lion around the campsite.
Nov 16, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(3)
Born Free (1966)
Lions form autonomous collective.
Nov 16, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(11)
Bourne Ultimatum, The (2007)
Bourne free?
Aug 27, 2007
Scored 4/5
Vote
(5)
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'Foxy <---> Bourne
Boy An <---> Death
Death <---> Flints
Flints <---> Hustle
Hustle <---> Live F
Logan' <---> P.S. I
P.S. I <---> Slithe
Slithe <---> Trains
Transf <---> Zombie
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