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Reviews by 'elchico'
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with a total of
1875
reviews published to date.
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'Foxy Grandpa' Shows Boys He Is A Magician (1902)
Old fart's magic arts.
Apr 23, 2006
Unscored
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(1)
'Salem's Lot (2004)
Hauer revamps Marsten house.
Aug 20, 2006
Unscored
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'Tis The Season To Be Smurfy (1987)
Christmas star: blue dwarf.
Sep 13, 2007
Scored 2/5
Vote
'Twas The Night Before Christmas (1974)
Mouse ransacks the clock.
Oct 31, 2007
Unscored
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'Twas The Night Before Christmas (1974)
Rodent that stole Christmas.
Sep 3, 2007
Unscored
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(Blooper) Bunny! (1991)
Daffy's gaffes half laughable.
May 9, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(2)
*batteries not included (1987)
Robots renovate retirees' restaurant.
Oct 7, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(3)
*batteries not included (1987)
UFOs' friends wear Depends.
Jul 6, 2006
Scored 4/5
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*batteries not included (1987)
Coots recruit cute bots.
Mar 21, 2008
Scored 4/5
Vote
�Three Amigos! (1986)
Goofy gauchos gall Guapo.
Jan 16, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(1)
�Three Amigos! (1986)
Prissy posse promised pesos.
Jan 16, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(2)
�Three Amigos! (1986)
Fops stop Guapo's gestapo.
Dec 4, 2007
Unscored
Vote
12 Angry Men (1957)
Dodecagonal deliberation.
Apr 4, 2006
Unscored
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(2)
1941 (1979)
National Lampoon's evacuation.
Sep 1, 2006
Unscored
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(1)
2001 - A Space Odyssey (1968)
Y2Kubrick.
Aug 11, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(2)
28 Days Later (2002)
The angeromeda strain.
Jan 19, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(11)
3 Dumb Clucks (1937)
Papa's mistress distresses Curly.
Mar 21, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(1)
3: The Dale Earnhardt Story (2004)
No more Mr. NASCAR.
Dec 23, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(27)
30 Days Of Night (2007)
Tundra-cula.
Oct 24, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(9)
30 Days Of Night (2007)
Chaotic Arctic vampiric attack.
Nov 9, 2007
Unscored
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4 Artists Paint 1 Tree: A Walt Disney 'Adventure In Art' (1964)
Four on the flora.
Jul 9, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(2)
4 For Texas (1963)
Frankly, Sinatra gets hornswoggled.
Mar 29, 2006
Unscored
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4 For Texas (1963)
Ol' Blue-Eyed Texan.
Mar 29, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(1)
4 For Texas (1963)
Frank, Dino, Texan casino.
Mar 29, 2006
Unscored
Vote
500 Hats Of Bartholemew Cubbins (1943)
Hats off to Seuss.
Jul 3, 2007
Unscored
Vote
8 Mile (2002)
Trailer dweller, rapping storyteller.
Nov 19, 2005
Scored 2/5
Vote
(1)
Abs Of Steel (1991)
Watch telly, sculpt belly.
Sep 17, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(6)
Abyss, The (1989)
Alien sub inhales Bud.
Sep 14, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
Addams Family Values (1993)
Neat, sweet, petite Pubert.
May 9, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Addams Family, The (1991)
Addams's amnesia rankles relatives.
Sep 20, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Admiral Dewey At State House, Boston (1899)
Navy commander's Boston gander.
Oct 2, 2006
Unscored
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Admiral Dewey Passing Catholic Club Stand (1899)
Protestant Admiral's tolerance: admirable.
Oct 2, 2006
Unscored
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Admiral Dewey Receiving His Mail (1899)
Addressing an Admiral.
Oct 2, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Admiral Dewey's Dog, 'Bob' (1899)
Pupeye.
Feb 15, 2006
Unscored
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(2)
Admiral Dewey's Dog, 'Bob' (1899)
Sit, Bob! Good bouy.
Oct 2, 2006
Unscored
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(2)
Admiral Dewey's Dog, 'Bob' (1899)
Starboard bow-wow.
Oct 2, 2006
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Admiral Dewey's First Step On American Shore (1899)
Navy elite dries feet.
Oct 2, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Adventures In Babysitting (1987)
Maia's a little Thor.
Dec 20, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Adventures Of Elmo In Grouchland, The (1999)
Nightmare on Elmo's street.
Apr 20, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Adventures Of Ford Fairlane, The (1990)
Fast life for Fairlane.
Aug 13, 2006
Unscored
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Adventures Of Robin Hood, The (1938)
Taut yew Errol's specialty.
Mar 26, 2007
Unscored
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(3)
Adventures Of Rocky & Bullwinkle, The (2000)
Foray into squirrel sabotage.
Feb 4, 2006
Scored 2/5
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(3)
Adventures Of Sherlock Holmes, The (1939)
Sneaky sleuth sings 'Seaside'.
Dec 4, 2007
Unscored
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Air Bud (1997)
This Bud's for hoops.
Feb 24, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Air Bud: Golden Receiver (1998)
Canine yard line.
Oct 15, 2007
Unscored
Vote
Airplane! (1980)
Nielsen's higher than ever.
Dec 9, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Al Franken: God Spoke (2006)
Stewart Smalley's political follies.
Mar 15, 2008
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Alexander Graham Bell (1965)
Smart Aleck invents phone.
Jan 5, 2008
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Ali Baba Bunny (1957)
Bugs gets clams.
Jun 6, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Alice (1990)
Alice in Woody land.
Oct 23, 2006
Unscored
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Alice In Acidland (1968)
Lysergic Alice did.
Mar 1, 2007
Unscored
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Alice In Wonderland (1951)
Girl's psychedelic Disney frolic.
Oct 11, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Alice In Wonderland (1951)
Haberdasher, pocket watch basher.
Jun 13, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Alice's Restaurant (1969)
Trumped charges, dumped garbage.
Oct 31, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Alien� (1992)
TRipley.
Jul 7, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Aliens In The Wild, Wild West (1999)
Go West, spaceman.
Jun 6, 2007
Unscored
Vote
All Dogs Christmas Carol, An (1998)
Feral 'Carol', puppy peril.
Jan 5, 2008
Unscored
Vote
All New Adventures Of Laurel & Hardy: For Love Or Mummy, The (1999)
'Mummy' resurrects Stan, Ollie.
Sep 10, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
All New Adventures Of Laurel & Hardy: For Love Or Mummy, The (1999)
Sartain-ly a fine mess.
Apr 3, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
All New Adventures Of Laurel & Hardy: For Love Or Mummy, The (1999)
Laurel, ankh, Hardy.
Oct 8, 2007
Scored 3/5
Vote
All The World's A Stooge (1941)
Moe moppet, Curly kewpie.
Mar 29, 2006
Unscored
Vote
All The World's A Stooge (1941)
Immature Stooges' adoption capers.
Mar 29, 2006
Unscored
Vote
All The World's A Stooge (1941)
Baby Stooges cut teeth.
Mar 29, 2006
Unscored
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Almost Heroes (1998)
Old West Farley fest.
Jun 5, 2006
Unscored
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(1)
Alphabet Murders, The (1965)
Killer's hooked on phonics.
Aug 23, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Alvin And The Chipmunks (2007)
Beloved Chipmunk eats shit.
Sep 13, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Alvin And The Chipmunks (2007)
Alvin, Simon, 3-D dorks.
Sep 7, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Alvin And The Chipmunks Meet Frankenstein (1999)
'Munk & 'Stein.
Apr 14, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Alvin And The Chipmunks Meet The Wolfman (2000)
Acorn-y werewolf cartoon.
Apr 16, 2006
Unscored
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Alvin And The Chipmunks Meet The Wolfman (2000)
Wolfmunk.
Jun 29, 2007
Unscored
Vote
Alvin And The Chipmunks: Chip-Wrecked (2011)
Marooned 'Munks.
Sep 21, 2011
Unscored
Vote
Alvin And The Chipmunks: Chip-Wrecked (2011)
Pelican Cross with chipmunks.
Jan 4, 2012
Unscored
Vote
Alvin And The Chipmunks: The Road Chip (2015)
Chipmunk droppings fall flat.
Aug 16, 2016
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Alvin And The Chipmunks: The Squeakquel (2009)
Theodore the Second.
Apr 29, 2010
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Amadeus (1984)
Mozart's a gas!
Apr 8, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Amadeus (1984)
Pompadoured pianist prefers Prague.
Apr 8, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Amadeus (1984)
Overture of the immature.
Jul 7, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(5)
Amazing Colossal Man, The (1957)
Gargantuan Glenn got gunned.
Dec 18, 2006
Unscored
Vote
American Graffiti (1973)
Young MacKenzie Phillips ballooned.
Nov 4, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
American Graffiti (1973)
Wolfman prank-calls dolls.
Mar 13, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
American Haunting, An (2005)
Hurd-Wood floor scratching.
Nov 9, 2006
Unscored
Vote
American Haunting, An (2005)
Betsy's revenge, spectrally tinged.
Nov 9, 2006
Unscored
Vote
American Haunting, An (2005)
Litigious bitch, Bell Witch.
Dec 5, 2006
Unscored
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American Haunting, An (2005)
Ghost's unrest exposed incest.
Dec 5, 2006
Unscored
Vote
American Pie (1999)
Hannigan's shenanigans: labial embouchure.
May 10, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(1)
American Pie Presents Band Camp (2005)
More 'Pie,' more piccolos.
Nov 28, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(2)
American Tail, An (1986)
Huddled masses yearning cheese.
May 10, 2006
Unscored
Vote
American Tail, An (1986)
Immigrants reunited? Mousel tov!
Apr 24, 2006
Unscored
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American Werewolf In London, An (1981)
Bloke's bitten, pokes Briton.
Nov 3, 2006
Unscored
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Amityville 3-D (1983)
Meg Ryan tries 3D.
Jul 13, 2006
Unscored
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Amityville 3-D (1983)
Amityville reveals another dimension.
Jul 13, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Amityville Horror, The (1979)
Homestead wants Lutzes dead.
Sep 10, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(4)
Amorous Adventures Of Don Quixote And Sancho Panza, The (1976)
Quixote takes missionary position.
Jul 10, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Anaconda (1997)
J-Lo's snake-rattlin' role.
May 8, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(4)
Animal House (1978)
Belushi bashes acoustic music.
Apr 5, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Animal House (1978)
Blutarsky and hooch.
Apr 5, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Animal House (1978)
Floundering frat frags floats.
Apr 5, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Animalympics (1980)
An Olympian heifer-t.
Aug 10, 2006
Unscored
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Animalympics (1980)
Mammals medalling.
Oct 9, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Any Which Way You Can (1980)
Ornery orangutan, clobberin' Clint.
Jan 29, 2006
Unscored
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Page Range
'Foxy <---> Any Wh
Apple <---> Big To
Big To <---> Case O
Casuis <---> Comple
Comput <---> Dick T
Dick T <---> Fat Al
Felix <---> Get Ri
Ghost <---> Haunti
Haunti <---> It's T
Jabber <---> League
League <---> Misery
Misery <---> Of Mic
Office <---> Powder
Powder <---> Rocky
Rocky <---> Silver
Silver <---> Superm
Superm <---> Transf
Transf <---> Whoops
Whoops <---> Zombie
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