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Zoolander

(2001)
181 reviews
Film rated 3.5 / 5  (Chick rating: 3.4 / 5)  (Guy rating: 3.5 / 5)
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Hysterical gasoline fight!
filian 
  Vote (1)   
Insane cameos, best Bowie.
~Darla~ 
  Vote (3)   
Immature model becomes merman.
Robo-Kirsten 
  Vote (1)   
Stiller. Model air-brain.
smith 
  Vote (1)   
Madcap male model mayhem.
mg 
  Vote (1)   
Beware: Male Models.
ladybug 
  Vote (2)   
Idiot can't use Apple.
Mat 
  Vote (2)   
Model citizens fight back.
Wulf 
  Vote (1)   
Bowie disqualifies Zoolander. Greatness.
Butterfingers 
  Vote (1)   
Top model draws Magnum.
Wes 
  Vote (1)   
Very funny fashion comedy.
chrisw81 
  Vote (1)   
Fool foils foul fashionista.
Dan Edelen 
  Vote (2)   
Handsome Hansel wigs bigwigs.
Loserface 
  Vote (1)   
Nothing defeats Blue Steel.
peedonmyrug 
  Vote (2)   
Bulimics can see future?!
poutingbuddha 
  Vote (1)   
Oh no! Breakdance fighting!!
Yzord 
  Vote (2)   
They're break-dance fighting.
muraenidae 
  Vote (2)   
Magnum Farce.
crm 
  Vote (1)   
Male Modeling For Dummies.
crm 
  Vote (2)   
A model idiot.
kidlover 
  Vote (9)   
Funny airhead male models.
Editor 
  Vote (1)   
Dumb and dumber models.
Princess Stephanie 
  Vote (3)   
Very, very, very funny.
Paul Smith 
  Vote (9)   
Zoolander, dressed to kill.
loser 
  Vote (2)   
Ridiculously ugly models compete.
baby rhino 
  Vote (4)   
Cat-walk cat-fighting.
Sharky 
  Vote (4)   
Hansel is hot now.
Bountyhunter 
  Vote (1)   
Mr. Mugatu orders assassination.
DangHank 
  Vote (2)   
Merman commercial embarrasses Derek.
DangHank 
  Vote (1)   
Idiot brainwashed to kill.
DangHank 
  Vote (1)   
Zoolander is model idiot.
DangHank 
  Vote (1)   
Ant building upsets Derek.
DangHank 
  Vote (1)   
Model learns to Relax.
Yak Boy 
  Vote (2)   
Dumb model gets brainwashed.
Jessii 
  Vote (1)   
Stiller makes beautiful moron.
Troffgopher 
  Vote (3)   
Stiller, bad eugoogolizer.
transitionality 
  Vote (4)   
If looks could steel.
transitionality 
  Vote (5)   
Movie dere-licks my balls.
transitionality 
  Vote (2)   
Duchovny discoles JFK assassins.
Cuthbert 
  Vote (1)   
Stiller's blue steel accusations.
Duddits 
  Vote (4)   
Magnum look saves Prez.
Duddits 
  Vote (3)   
Hilarious model/ assassin parody.
Julie Chorgo-Gi... 
  Vote (2)   
Assassination schemes, walk offs.
Jana 
  Vote (2)   
The Malaysian Candidate.
Six 
  Vote (1)   
Man turns left, celebrates.
BJ 
  Vote (6)   
Dance off, underpants off.
duca2 
  Vote (2)   
Breakdance fight saves Claymasian.
duca2 
  Vote (2)   
Micronesia dude left unharmed.
duca2 
  Vote (3)   
Breakdance fight prevents assassination.
duca2 
  Vote (3)   
'Magnum' stops throwing star.
duca2 
  Vote (2)   
Model aint no miner.
duca2 
  Vote (3)   
'Magnum' saves the day.
brycecoolasice 
  Vote (1)   
Derek can't turn left.
DSZ 
  Vote (1)   
Model behaviour.
Bernie 
  Vote (22)   
Stiller prances and poses.
fear the penguins 
  Vote (1)   
Walk-off shames Stiller.
JonoGigantor 
  Vote (2)   
Stiller 'Steel-ed' against critics.
Sexton Ming 
  Vote (4)   
Male modelling's magnum opus.
buddy 
  Vote (2)   
Stiller removes uncomfortable Y-fronts.
Shiv 
  Vote (9)   
Models save Malaysian President.
Nick 
  Vote (3)   
Models inflamed over lattes.
Scheherazade 
  Vote (2)   
Odd male fashion flick.
morph 
  Vote (3)   
Crazy supermodel loses popularity.
NH 
  Vote (2)   
Stiller 'relaxes' when hypnotised.
kather*ne 
  Vote (2)   
Mugatu says 'Relax'.
Leila 
  Vote (2)   
Breakdance fights, gasoline plights.
Leila 
  Vote (2)   
Zoolander foils assassination attempt.
EarthWormJimbo 
  Vote (1)   
Mr. Mugatu brainwashes model.
EarthWormJimbo 
  Vote (1)   
Two stupid models.
EarthWormJimbo 
  Vote (1)   
Center for ants criticized.
EarthWormJimbo 
  Vote (4)   
Magnum stops killer star.
EarthWormJimbo 
  Vote (1)   
Center for ants attacked.
EarthWormJimbo 
  Vote    
Idiot smashes model building.
EarthWormJimbo 
  Vote (1)   
Model idiot.
EarthWormJimbo 
  Vote (1)   
Model idiot saves day.
EarthWormJimbo 
  Vote (1)   
Fierce pose stops star.
EarthWormJimbo 
  Vote (1)   
Model sent to kill.
EarthWormJimbo 
  Vote (1)   
Model idiot prevents assassination.
EarthWormJimbo 
  Vote (3)   
Magnum saves Malaysian leader.
EarthWormJimbo 
  Vote (1)   
Ant building enrages idiot.
EarthWormJimbo 
  Vote (1)   
Hansel; newest model idiot.
EarthWormJimbo 
  Vote    
Stiller models bad behavior.
Heather 
  Vote (9)   
Ben Stiller's blonde joke.
#1 Stunna 
  Vote (3)   
Gas fight ignites, Wham!
Lobo 
  Vote (3)   
Stiller dislikes the left.
zzzbeauty 
  Vote (2)   
Stiller: a model performer.
Anthony 
  Vote (7)   
Prat-�-Porter.
Cheddar's Finest 
  Vote (14)   
Stylish Stiller steps forward!
Ian Boughey 
  Vote (1)   
Stiller, Wilson do glamorama.
shane 
  Vote (2)   
Apple Mac= Stiller's downfall.
SuperKhakiGirl 
  Vote (3)   
Fashion meets JFK assassination.
The Person who... 
  Vote (4)   
Russian dominatrix despises K-Mart.
Strangelove 
  Vote (4)   
Gassy role model stinks.
JWMP 
  Vote (1)   
Milla in tight leather.
BedheadGal 
  Vote (1)   
Brainwashed Stiller: kung-fu killer!
Mr Savoir Faire 
  Vote (11)   
Fashion Dumb and Dumber.
Face 
  Vote (9)   
Stiller's a Balls Model.
cerealandrubber... 
  Vote (1)   
Stiller, Wilson: Bad Models.
jinx 
  Vote (1)   
Poised pansies pose prettily.
duh 
  Vote (18)   
Frat Pack does modelling.
mampers11 
  Vote (7)   
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