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Reviews by 'Basselope'
Current status of
Movie mogul
with a total of
263
reviews published to date.
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Fifteen Minute Hamlet, The (1995)
Alas, poor short flick.
Mar 27, 2006
Unscored
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(23)
Dictionary Of Sex (1964)
Looking up skirts.
Apr 3, 2006
Unscored
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(21)
Crying Game, The (1992)
Terrorist's girlfriend is hung.
Mar 31, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(18)
Burger & The King: The Life & Cuisine Of Elvis Presley, The (1996)
Greaseland.
Apr 13, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(16)
Indiana Jones And The Kingdom Of The Crystal Skull (2008)
Raiders of Lost AARP.
Apr 16, 2006
Unscored
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(16)
Nude Teachers (2001)
After School's Special.
Mar 31, 2006
Unscored
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(16)
Winged Migration (2001)
A flick of seagulls.
Mar 31, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(13)
Animal Reproduction And Artificial Insemination In Bovines (1983)
Hot beef injection.
Apr 22, 2006
Unscored
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(12)
Scent Of A Woman (1992)
Whiffin' makes Al stiffen.
Mar 23, 2006
Unscored
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(11)
Eskimo Gang Bang (1994)
Frozecrack mountin'.
Apr 14, 2006
Unscored
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(10)
I Married A Communist (1950)
Commie Dearest.
May 8, 2006
Unscored
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(10)
Green Eggs And Hamlet (1995)
Alas poor omelet.
Apr 3, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(9)
I Want Someone To Eat Cheese With (2006)
I'm Bleu without you.
Apr 20, 2006
Unscored
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(9)
Nude Teachers (2001)
Highest grade: 'Fucking A'.
Mar 31, 2006
Unscored
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(9)
Cleavage (2002)
A mammarable film.
Apr 1, 2006
Unscored
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(8)
Fifteen Minute Hamlet, The (1995)
Ophelia's cut, not drowned.
Mar 27, 2006
Unscored
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(7)
Jeffrey Archer: The Truth (2002)
MP: Member of Prison.
Mar 24, 2006
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(7)
Poultrygeist: Attack Of The Chicken Zombies! (2006)
Finger Eatin' Good!
Mar 29, 2006
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(7)
V For Vendetta (2006)
Meet the Fawkers.
Apr 11, 2006
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(7)
Amputating A Leg (1902)
Silence of the limbs.
Apr 1, 2006
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(6)
Beauty And The Beast (1991)
Lansbury spouts hot air.
Mar 23, 2006
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(6)
Burger & The King: The Life & Cuisine Of Elvis Presley, The (1996)
Grillhouse rock.
Apr 13, 2006
Unscored
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(6)
Burger & The King: The Life & Cuisine Of Elvis Presley, The (1996)
Heatburn Hotel.
Apr 19, 2006
Unscored
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(6)
Deliverance (1972)
Beatty gets Rear-ended.
Apr 20, 2006
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(6)
I Want Someone To Eat Cheese With (2006)
Let's Swiss-behave.
Apr 20, 2006
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(6)
Images Of Indians: How Hollywood Stereotyped The Native American (2003)
Indians should Sioux.
Apr 20, 2006
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(6)
Passion Of The Christ, The (2004)
Cash-in on the Christ.
Mar 29, 2006
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(6)
Queen, The (2006)
Frears salvages worthless antique.
Sep 25, 2006
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(6)
Se7en (1995)
Spacey heads off Gwyneth.
Oct 5, 2006
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(6)
Thank You For Smoking (2005)
The Merchants of Menace.
Apr 19, 2006
Unscored
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(6)
Woman Found Dead In Elevator (2000)
Smellevator.
Jun 13, 2006
Unscored
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(6)
Burger & The King: The Life & Cuisine Of Elvis Presley, The (1996)
Blue suede food.
Apr 13, 2006
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(5)
Cod: A Biography (2000)
Cod in the crossfire.
Apr 20, 2006
Unscored
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(5)
Complete Works Of William Shakespeare (Abridged), The (2000)
A brevity of errors.
Apr 19, 2006
Unscored
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(5)
Death Of A President (2006)
AmBUSHed.
Oct 13, 2006
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(5)
Freezing Auntie (1912)
Auntarctic.
Oct 2, 2006
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(5)
How To Build An Igloo (1949)
Sub-brrrr-bia.
Nov 14, 2006
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(5)
Mommie Dearest (1981)
Joan Crawford's into spanking.
Mar 23, 2006
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(5)
Mules In The Coal Mines (1903)
Ass holes are black.
Apr 13, 2006
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(5)
Muscles From Outer Space (1962)
Weightlifters Guide to Galaxy.
Apr 21, 2006
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(5)
Predator (1987)
Arnie: 'I'll be snack'.
Jun 4, 2006
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(5)
Rambo (2008)
Last Blood.
Apr 20, 2006
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(5)
Sex At 7000 Feet (1977)
High Poon.
Jul 4, 2006
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(5)
Tristan + Isolde (2006)
Tristan's tale is olde.
Apr 18, 2006
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(5)
1000 Cumshots (2003)
What creams may cum.
Apr 3, 2006
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(4)
B*A*P*S (1997)
BAPwoman.
Jul 1, 2006
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(4)
Bestiality (1976)
Beethoven's sloppy seconds.
Apr 3, 2006
Unscored
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(4)
Flash Of Genius (2008)
Windshield swipers.
Jul 17, 2009
Unscored
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(4)
Hills Have Eyes, The (2006)
The Cannibal Run.
Apr 20, 2006
Unscored
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(4)
Jesus Christ Superstar (1973)
Rock around the Cross.
Apr 20, 2006
Unscored
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(4)
Michael Jackson And The Boy He Paid Off (2004)
Wanna be payin' someone.
Jan 22, 2007
Unscored
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(4)
Mrs. Santa Claus (1996)
Bride of Chunky.
Aug 31, 2006
Unscored
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(4)
Nude Teachers (2001)
Sextra credit.
Mar 31, 2006
Unscored
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(4)
Nude Teachers (2001)
Ejacu-cation.
Mar 27, 2006
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(4)
Nude Teachers (2001)
Extra-dickular activities.
Mar 31, 2006
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(4)
Pirates Of Silicon Valley (1999)
Gates's Window washing Jobs.
Mar 23, 2006
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(4)
Predator 2 (1990)
E. T., own bone.
May 30, 2006
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(4)
Space Cowboys (2000)
An orbiting nursing home.
Mar 24, 2006
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(4)
Story Of Cement, The (1978)
A gravel log.
Sep 28, 2006
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(4)
About Schmidt (2002)
Schmidt out of luck.
Jun 5, 2006
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(3)
Alien� (1992)
Talon-ripped Mrs. Ripley.
Apr 20, 2006
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(3)
Animal Reproduction And Artificial Insemination In Bovines (1983)
Cattle prodded.
Apr 22, 2006
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(3)
Apocalypse Pooh (1987)
Make Pooh, not war.
Apr 21, 2006
Unscored
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(3)
Avenging Disco Vampires (2001)
Dancing Queen of Damned.
Jul 25, 2006
Unscored
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(3)
Avenging Disco Vampires (2001)
Stake Your Booty.
Jul 20, 2006
Unscored
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(3)
Becoming Muslim: Submitting To Allah In America (2003)
McMuslims.
Nov 13, 2006
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(3)
Breast Men (1997)
Breast Wide Story.
May 14, 2006
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(3)
Brides Of Dracula, The (1960)
Women suckered into marriage.
Sep 28, 2006
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(3)
Brokeback Mountain (2005)
Dances with Fags.
Mar 20, 2006
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(3)
Burger & The King: The Life & Cuisine Of Elvis Presley, The (1996)
King of pocket roll.
Apr 13, 2006
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(3)
Burger & The King: The Life & Cuisine Of Elvis Presley, The (1996)
End of Baloney Street.
Apr 20, 2006
Unscored
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(3)
Camilla: The Uncrowned Queen (2005)
Charles salvages busted antique.
May 10, 2006
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(3)
Cutting Pork (1901)
Squeal cutlets.
Apr 3, 2006
Unscored
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(3)
Firestarter (1984)
Drew sizzles onscreen.
Mar 30, 2006
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(3)
Foreskin Gump (1994)
Gump's mother: Sally Filled.
Apr 25, 2006
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(3)
Hidden (2005)
Vexed lies and videotape.
Oct 4, 2006
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(3)
History Of Masturbation, The (2002)
Jackumentary.
Apr 21, 2006
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(3)
How Harry Became A Tree (2001)
Harry pines lost love.
Apr 21, 2006
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(3)
How Harry Became A Tree (2001)
Harry returns to roots.
Apr 21, 2006
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(3)
Hum Ko Deewana Kar Gaye (2006)
Hindi 500.
Apr 20, 2006
Unscored
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(3)
Inconvenient Truth, An (2006)
The Green Al Effect.
Jun 8, 2006
Unscored
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(3)
Killer Nun (1979)
Mother Noose.
Aug 29, 2006
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(3)
Kurt & Courtney (1998)
Blew out his Nevermind.
Apr 20, 2006
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(3)
Masters Of The Universe (1987)
Stairway to He-Man.
Apr 20, 2006
Unscored
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(3)
Muscles From Outer Space (1962)
2001: A Weight Odyssey.
Apr 21, 2006
Unscored
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(3)
Naughty Stewardesses (1975)
Fly Hard.
Apr 25, 2006
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(3)
Nude Ice Skating (1998)
Peggy Quiming.
Mar 25, 2006
Unscored
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(3)
Nude Ice Skating (1998)
Nancy Bare-Again.
Mar 30, 2006
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(3)
Nude Teachers (2001)
Filled trip.
Mar 31, 2006
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(3)
Roly Poly 3 Gang Bang (1999)
Thighs wide, open.
Apr 26, 2006
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(3)
Santa, Nasa & The Man In The Moon (1996)
The Lunar Express.
May 10, 2006
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(3)
Satan's Cheerleaders (1977)
Demonettes.
Apr 21, 2006
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(3)
Swiss Gang Bang (2000)
Carpet Bern.
Apr 20, 2006
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(3)
Who Killed The Electric Car? (2006)
Dude, Resuscitate My Car.
Sep 1, 2006
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(3)
About Schmidt (2002)
Love, Actuary.
Jun 5, 2006
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(2)
Adam And Eve (1912)
Able parents raise Cain.
Apr 24, 2006
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(2)
Alvin And The Chipmunks Meet Frankenstein (1999)
Al, Green.
Apr 16, 2006
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(2)
Apocalypse Pooh (1987)
Dropping Nay-Poohm?
Apr 21, 2006
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(2)
Apocalypse Pooh (1987)
Jungle is Poohby Trapped.
Apr 23, 2006
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(2)
Arrest Of A Bookmaker, The (1896)
Bookie Nights.
Aug 30, 2006
Unscored
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