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Brevity: soul of wit.
Reviews by 'Gentleman Ghost'
Current status of
Movie deity
with a total of
2055
reviews published to date.
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Story Of Cement, The (1978)
The plot thickens.
Mar 3, 2006
Unscored
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(32)
Winter's Tale, The (1967)
Cold play.
Jan 23, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(27)
History Of Masturbation, The (2002)
Different strokes.
Jan 28, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(26)
Sherlock Holmes (2009)
Extreme Holmes makeover.
Dec 2, 2009
Scored 4/5
Vote
(25)
Swiss Gang Bang (2000)
A clockwork orgy.
Feb 12, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(25)
Bridget The Midget: A Short Story (1999)
Category: Adult, Short.
Apr 30, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(21)
Sheep Led To Slaughter By Goat (1901)
Died in the wool.
Nov 2, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(21)
Turkish Star Wars (1982)
Return of the Jihadi.
May 3, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(21)
Ali Baba Bunny (1957)
That's Ali, folks!
Jan 3, 2007
Scored 5/5
Vote
(20)
Eskimo Gang Bang (1994)
The 'Baring' Strait.
Feb 3, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(19)
Making Love In A Hammock (1897)
Big sexual hang-up.
Apr 14, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(19)
Nude Bondage Tea Party (1998)
Tea party: somewhat restrained.
Feb 26, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(19)
Silent Movie (1976)
Mel Brooks sounds off.
Mar 1, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(19)
Zombies On Broadway (1945)
Undeath of a Salesman.
Mar 15, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(19)
Adventures Of Rocky & Bullwinkle, The (2000)
Raging Bullwinkle.
Feb 19, 2006
Scored 0/5
Vote
(18)
Hitler: The Last Ten Days (1973)
G�ring, G�ring, gone.
Feb 27, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(18)
Hollywood And The Muslim World (2003)
Always Sunni in Hollywood.
Jan 15, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(18)
Looking For Comedy In The Muslim World (2005)
Jihad this one before?
Feb 12, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(18)
Realistic Expectations: The Practice Of Plastic Surgery (2004)
Practice makes perfect, supposedly.
Feb 7, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(18)
Rent (2005)
Original cast still broke.
Feb 10, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(18)
Becoming Muslim: Submitting To Allah In America (2003)
Apple pie, Allah mode.
Feb 21, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(17)
Benny Goodman Story, The (1955)
Clarinetist desires fresh Reed.
Nov 17, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(17)
Monty Python And The Holy Grail (1975)
Minstrels eaten, much rejoicing.
Jan 13, 2006
Scored 6/5
Vote
(17)
Richard Pryor: Live In Concert (1979)
Pryor engagement.
Feb 20, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(17)
Slightly Pregnant Man, A (1973)
Inaccurate conception.
Jan 31, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(17)
Clown Barber, The (1895)
Silly haircut..
Jan 8, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(16)
Dark Knight, The (2008)
Insane clown's posse.
Jul 27, 2008
Scored 6/5
Vote
(16)
Invisible Man Returns, The (1940)
None saw him leave.
Nov 13, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(16)
King's Speech, The (2010)
Firth of a nation.
Jan 7, 2011
Scored 5/5
Vote
(16)
Rocky III (1982)
T bagged.
Feb 16, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(16)
Transformers: The Movie, The (1986)
I, Go-Bot.
Feb 18, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(16)
Cool As Ice (1991)
Discarded rapper.
Nov 8, 2006
Scored 0/5
Vote
(15)
Hank Williams: The Show He Never Gave (1982)
Country for old men.
Aug 15, 2008
Unscored
Vote
(15)
Last King Of Scotland, The (2006)
Scotsman in deNile.
Nov 15, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(15)
Mighty Wind, A (2003)
This is Vinyl Tap.
Feb 1, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(15)
Scary Movie 4 (2006)
Four scare, seven years.
Feb 7, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(15)
Space Jam (1996)
Resistance is fu-fu-fu-fu-fu... pointless.
Feb 24, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(15)
Stripper Named Desire, A (1993)
The hardness of strangers.
Nov 9, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(15)
Wayne's World (1992)
Myers does his schwing.
Jan 25, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(15)
1984 (1956)
1984 comes early.
Mar 13, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(14)
Admiral Dewey Leading Land Parade (1899)
Dewey reigns on parade.
Nov 6, 2006
Unscored
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(14)
Antony & Cleopatra (1981)
Brits and asp.
Nov 6, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(14)
Coping With Herpes, Virus Of Love (1979)
Cold sore subject.
Nov 9, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(14)
Flying Down To Rio (1933)
Astaire is born.
Jun 22, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(14)
Nude Bowling Party (1995)
No split spared.
Feb 19, 2006
Unscored
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(14)
Scarlet Letter, The (1926)
Silent A.
Nov 9, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(14)
Sex Lives Of Clowns (1994)
Leers of a clown.
Apr 20, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(14)
Slightly Pregnant Man, A (1973)
Conception: Impossible.
Jan 30, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(14)
Troy (2004)
Mycenae dead people.
Jan 30, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(14)
Zombies On Broadway (1945)
Miss Eye-gone.
Nov 27, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(14)
Backside To The Future (1986)
Screwing with continuity.
Feb 4, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(13)
Birds, The (1963)
Killers show no egrets.
May 3, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(13)
Dictionary Of Sex (1964)
Anal comes before oral?
Feb 9, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(13)
Great Balls Of Fire! (1989)
Quaid lewd.
Jul 4, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(13)
I Married A Communist (1950)
Something borrowed, something... red?
Mar 15, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(13)
I Was A Jewish Sex Worker (1996)
The Nailing Wall.
Oct 24, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(13)
Man In The Iron Mask, The (1998)
Athos, Porthos, bathos.
Nov 22, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(13)
Man With Bogart's Face, The (1980)
Bogart's face bogarted.
May 15, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(13)
Ninja Cheerleaders (2008)
Cheerleaders strangely quiet.
Jul 3, 2007
Unscored
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(13)
Nude Students (2001)
Cap and gown optional.
Feb 4, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(13)
Spider-Man 3 (2007)
Peter Parker: finding emo.
Jun 22, 2007
Scored 4/5
Vote
(13)
Story Of Alexander Graham Bell, The (1939)
A dish calls Fonda.
Mar 11, 2008
Unscored
Vote
(13)
Vampire Circus (1972)
Three ring succubus.
Mar 31, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(13)
Zombies On Broadway (1945)
The grave white way.
Dec 1, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(13)
Adventures Of Ford Fairlane, The (1990)
Ford Tough...to watch.
Jan 25, 2006
Scored 2/5
Vote
(12)
Amorous Adventures Of Don Quixote And Sancho Panza, The (1976)
DonQui show.
Feb 7, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(12)
Cool As Ice (1991)
Critics rip Van Winkle.
Jun 14, 2007
Scored 0/5
Vote
(12)
Gigli (2003)
Benif-Ishtar.
Feb 28, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(12)
Lovers And The Donkey, The (1902)
Ass, lovers.
May 3, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(12)
Macbeth (1948)
Orson's Scot marred.
Nov 23, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(12)
Making Of 'Winnie The Pooh', The (1998)
Doc-pooh-mentary.
Nov 14, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(12)
Office Space (1999)
Attrition. Aniston. Arson.
Feb 19, 2006
Scored 6/5
Vote
(12)
Revenge Of The Nerds III: The Next Generation (1992)
Nerds. Nerds. Nerds.
Feb 25, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(12)
Sex Lives Of The Potato Men (2004)
Spuds. Mackenzie.
Apr 20, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(12)
Three Little Pigskins (1934)
Howards' end-zone.
Nov 6, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(12)
Tie Me Up! Tie Me Down! (1989)
Banderas at loose ends.
Jan 10, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(12)
Tip On A Dead Jockey (1957)
Finish line crossed early.
Jul 1, 2008
Unscored
Vote
(12)
Videodrome (1983)
Video kills radio star.
Feb 3, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(12)
20,000 Leagues Under The Sea (1954)
Captain, Kirk, ship voyage.
Feb 8, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(11)
Abbott And Costello In The Navy (1941)
Hey, a boat!
Dec 18, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(11)
Admiral Dewey Receiving His Mail (1899)
Dewey have any bills?
Nov 20, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(11)
America (1924)
Rebirth of a nation.
Nov 7, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(11)
Annie (1982)
Finney girl.
Nov 2, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(11)
Ben-Hur (1959)
Chariots of Wyler.
Feb 19, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(11)
Bicycle Thieves (1948)
Fin de cycle.
Jun 14, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(11)
Big Momma's House 2 (2006)
Martin still a drag.
Jan 31, 2006
Scored 1/5
Vote
(11)
Bob & Carol & Ted & Alice (1969)
Natalie would, Culp able.
Nov 6, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(11)
Bourne Identity, The (2002)
Matt Damon: Mini driver.
Feb 19, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(11)
Brazilian Star Wars (1978)
Vader and son Rio-nited.
Jul 22, 2008
Unscored
Vote
(11)
Dance Naked (1995)
Foxtwat.
Nov 15, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(11)
Dastaar: Defending Sikh Identity (2004)
Missed-Sikh-en identity.
Nov 10, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(11)
Diary Of A Sex Addict (2001)
Confessing kinks to Kinski.
Feb 4, 2006
Unscored
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(11)
Foreskin Gump (1994)
Gump and grind.
Apr 22, 2006
Unscored
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(11)
Jews And Buddhism: Belief Amended, Faith Revealed (1999)
Zion Buddhism.
Nov 21, 2006
Unscored
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(11)
Life Of Brian (1979)
Graham Chapman: cross dressing.
Feb 28, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(11)
Live Nude Shakespeare (1997)
Love's Labia Won.
May 2, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(11)
Mouse That Roared, The (1959)
World War Twee.
Feb 19, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(11)
Ports Of Pleasure (1997)
Land ho.
Aug 29, 2009
Unscored
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(11)
Sid And Nancy (1986)
Nancy boy loves heroin.
Feb 21, 2008
Unscored
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(11)
The Buddy Holly Story (1978)
Last stop: Clear Lake.
Jan 10, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(11)
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