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Reviews by 'damalc'
Current status of
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with a total of
1544
reviews published to date.
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Cooking With Porn Stars (2002)
Feast with two backs.
Apr 19, 2006
Unscored
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(33)
Reservoir Dogs (1992)
Orange paints floor red.
Jul 13, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(33)
Flatliners (1990)
The Dying Game.
Feb 20, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(28)
Chronicles Of Narnia: The Lion, The Witch And The Wardrobe, The (2005)
The lion ends winter.
Jan 10, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(27)
For Your Consideration (2006)
FYC review.
Apr 4, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(27)
Batman Returns (1992)
Pfeiffer pfeline pfemme pfatale.
Feb 13, 2006
Scored 2/5
Vote
(26)
Phone Booth (2002)
An inconvenient booth.
Mar 15, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(26)
Reservoir Dogs (1992)
Orange's juice is leaking.
Oct 5, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(26)
Viva Knievel! (1977)
Axles of Evel.
Oct 17, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(26)
Making Love In A Hammock (1897)
Sex.net.
Dec 11, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(24)
River Wild, The (1994)
... Meryl-ly down the stream ...
Jan 30, 2007
Scored 3/5
Vote
(24)
Touching The Void (2003)
Broke leg. Mountain.
Feb 9, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(24)
2001 - A Space Odyssey (1968)
Sci-fi HAL of fame.
Oct 5, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(23)
Dogma (1999)
... if God was Morissette ...
Feb 3, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(23)
Batman Begins (2005)
Bale --> Bateman --> Batman --> Brilliant!
Jun 30, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(22)
Braveheart (1995)
Wallace: tortured & kilt.
Dec 14, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(22)
Ghost Dog: The Way Of The Samurai (1999)
Forest cuts down men.
Jul 11, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(22)
Gone With The Wind (1939)
Scarlett has carriage, miscarriage.
Jan 9, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(20)
Machinist, The (2004)
Skinny-somniac.
Jul 3, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(20)
Making Of 'Psycho', The (1997)
Psychonstruction.
May 9, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(20)
My Super Ex-Girlfriend (2006)
... gives a flying fuck.
Sep 13, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(20)
Princess Bride, The (1987)
Extra finger. Guest who.
Jun 9, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(20)
X-Men Origins: Wolverine (2009)
X-man Begins.
Jun 6, 2007
Scored 2/5
Vote
(20)
Basic Instinct (1992)
Douglas' sword in Stone.
May 6, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(19)
Blues Brothers, The (1980)
John Blues-shi.
Oct 24, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(19)
Caligula (1979)
O'Toole & tools.
Mar 29, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(19)
Invictus (2009)
Morgan Freemandela.
Oct 3, 2007
Unscored
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(19)
Naked Football League (1997)
Dick. Butt kiss.
Feb 17, 2006
Unscored
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(19)
Nanny McPhee (2005)
Scary Poppins.
Nov 23, 2005
Unscored
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(19)
Basic Instinct (1992)
Crack in Stone revealed.
Jul 13, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(18)
Queen Of The Damned, The (2002)
Dracu-liyah.
Nov 29, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(18)
White Chicks (2004)
Negative view of Wayanses.
Dec 31, 2005
Unscored
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(18)
Wicker Man, The (1973)
Conservative cop singed, sings.
Jul 13, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(18)
Wolfman, The (2010)
Benicio Del Lobo.
Sep 27, 2007
Scored 3/5
Vote
(18)
Any Given Sunday (1999)
Quick brown Foxx.
Aug 7, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(17)
Debbie Does New Orleans (2000)
New Whore-leans.
May 10, 2006
Unscored
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(17)
I Want Someone To Eat Cheese With (2006)
Gouda have you here.
Jan 30, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(17)
Inception (2010)
R.E.M.ission Impossible.
Jul 17, 2010
Scored 4/5
Vote
(17)
Live Nude Shakespeare (1997)
Ham-let it swing.
Feb 6, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(17)
Monster's Ball (2001)
Diddy father Halle's child?
Aug 6, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(17)
Naked Lawyers (1996)
Objections and erections sustained.
Feb 12, 2006
Unscored
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(17)
Troy (2004)
Trojans lack horse sense.
Mar 29, 2006
Unscored
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(17)
Walk The Line (2005)
June accepts Cash.
Dec 25, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(17)
Adam And Eve (1912)
The conned, sent gardeners.
May 10, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(16)
Altered States (1980)
Transformation to neanderthal Hurts.
Feb 9, 2007
Scored 4/5
Vote
(16)
Bound (1996)
Gershon kisses JenTilly.
Apr 20, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(16)
Chronicles Of Narnia: The Lion, The Witch And The Wardrobe, The (2005)
Lion Neeson.
Dec 24, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(16)
Chronicles Of Narnia: The Lion, The Witch And The Wardrobe, The (2005)
Narnia business.
Sep 3, 2007
Scored 4/5
Vote
(16)
Crash (2004)
Dillon feelin' Thandie's candy.
Apr 2, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(16)
Fargo (1996)
Mr. Pink: red snow.
Jul 26, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(16)
Jackie Brown (1997)
Ordell's firing policy final.
Jul 25, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(16)
Passion Of The Christ, The (2004)
New testament to sadism.
Aug 8, 2007
Scored 2/5
Vote
(16)
Ray (2004)
Needle in Ray. Smack.
Jun 3, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(16)
Reservoir Dogs (1992)
Pink thinks tipping stinks.
Mar 31, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(16)
Superman Returns (2006)
Luthor's brilliant, but Spacey.
Jun 28, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(16)
Vagina Monologues, The (2002)
Cunt-versations.
Apr 30, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(16)
Battlefield Baseball (2003)
Batter out of hell.
Jul 6, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(15)
Dark Knight, The (2008)
Hee-hee-hee-Heath.
Sep 20, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(15)
First Nudie Musical, The (1976)
Okla-bone-a.
Feb 13, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(15)
Hannibal (2001)
Lecter shares dinner. Thoughtful.
Jun 8, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(15)
Metropolis (1927)
C3PO's great grandma.
Jul 20, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(15)
Nude Cigar Smoking (1997)
Puff, puff, (p)ass.
Aug 10, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(15)
Nude Secretaries (1994)
Unclad-ministrative assistants.
Jan 8, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(15)
Odd Couple, The (1968)
Young grumpy old men.
Jul 25, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(15)
Passion Of The Christ, The (2004)
It's Aramaic-ing me sick.
Jun 24, 2006
Scored 2/5
Vote
(15)
Porn Star: The Legend Of Ron Jeremy (2001)
Shaggy shagger.
Sep 18, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(15)
Remember The Titans (2000)
Malcolm Xs and Os.
Dec 12, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(15)
Angel Heart (1987)
Cosby (nek)Kid.
Aug 19, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(14)
Boys Don't Cry (1999)
Fake dick. Chloe tricked.
Mar 27, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(14)
Fantastic Four (2005)
Alba invisible, still gorgeous.
Jul 11, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(14)
Five Heartbeats, The (1991)
Dreamboys.
Mar 6, 2007
Scored 3/5
Vote
(14)
Gattaca (1997)
Law broken. Hawke flies.
Apr 6, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(14)
Grindhouse (2007)
Missing a fucking reel.
Apr 9, 2007
Scored 3/5
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(14)
Iron Man (2008)
Robert Downey Juni-ore.
Jun 14, 2007
Scored 4/5
Vote
(14)
Kill Bill: Vol. 2 (2004)
Revenge costs a Bill.
Oct 25, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(14)
Marie Antoinette (2006)
Marie's attitude, peasants: revolting.
Jan 9, 2007
Unscored
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(14)
New World, The (2005)
Farrell plays illegal immigrant.
Feb 2, 2006
Unscored
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(14)
Nude Law Enforcement (1993)
Police Boot(alit)y.
May 10, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(14)
Prestige, The (2006)
Much ado about knotting.
Jan 3, 2008
Scored 4/5
Vote
(14)
Queen, The (2006)
Diana interred. Elizabeth indifferent.
Nov 29, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(14)
Rain Man (1988)
Underwear loyalty enrages Cruise.
Jul 22, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(14)
Ultraviolet (2006)
She-quilibrium.
Mar 3, 2006
Scored 2/5
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(14)
Warlock (1989)
SandsWitch.
Apr 3, 2006
Scored 3/5
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(14)
Windtalkers (2002)
Codewords and Indians.
Oct 2, 2006
Scored 3/5
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(14)
Cars (2006)
Owen Wheels-on.
Jun 13, 2006
Unscored
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(13)
Crash (1996)
Holly Hunter deploys airbags.
Mar 20, 2006
Scored 2/5
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(13)
Excalibur (1981)
Making amour in armor.
Oct 7, 2005
Scored 4/5
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(13)
Godfather: Part II, The (1974)
Michael Corleone, anti abortion.
Aug 7, 2005
Scored 5/5
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(13)
Good Morning Vietnam (1987)
Forest in Asian jungle.
Jul 11, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(13)
Island, The (2005)
Another Lincoln frees captives.
Aug 20, 2005
Scored 3/5
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(13)
Monster (2003)
Charlize there-on Christina.
Oct 26, 2005
Scored 3/5
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(13)
New Orleans Story (2006)
Superdome no super home.
Apr 22, 2006
Unscored
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(13)
Nightmare On Elm Street, A (1984)
Murder by slumbers.
Jan 3, 2008
Scored 4/5
Vote
(13)
Reservoir Dogs (1992)
Dirty Blonde.
Mar 31, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(13)
Road To Perdition (2002)
Law shoots Hanks, dead.
Jul 19, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(13)
Sixth Sense, The (1999)
Ghost presents incriminating video.
May 9, 2006
Scored 5/5
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(13)
Superman Returns (2006)
Lois STILL doesn't know?!
Aug 8, 2007
Scored 3/5
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(13)
Thriller (1983)
A Corpse Line.
Aug 20, 2006
Scored 4/5
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(13)
V For Vendetta (2006)
Portman needs Weaving.
Apr 20, 2006
Scored 3/5
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(13)
X-Men: The Last Stand (2006)
Romijn nude. Big Juggs.
Jun 1, 2006
Scored 3/5
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(13)
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