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Reviews by 'Bernie'

Current status of Movie buff with a total of 76 reviews published to date.

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Reefer Madness: The Movie Musical (2005)

Just sing 'No'.

Jun 30, 2005
Unscored

Vote (45)

Gone With The Wind (1939)

Better Rhett than debt.

Jul 17, 2005
Scored 5/5

Vote (36)

Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge Of The Sith (2005)

Here I Sith brokenhearted.

Jun 27, 2005
Unscored

Vote (35)

Star Wars: Episode II - Attack Of The Clones (2002)

Next of Anakin.

Jun 30, 2005
Unscored

Vote (34)

Lady Sings The Blues (1972)

Death takes a Holiday.

Jul 15, 2005
Unscored

Vote (31)

Cell, The (2000)

Bootyfull dreamer.

Jul 1, 2005
Unscored

Vote (24)

Supergirl (1984)

Up up dun-away.

Jul 21, 2005
Unscored

Vote (23)

Zoolander (2001)

Model behaviour.

Jun 30, 2005
Scored 5/5

Vote (22)

Lion King II: Simba's Pride, The (1998)

Pride's head Revisited.

Jul 31, 2005
Unscored

Vote (21)

Reservoir Dogs (1992)

Ear goes nothing.

Jun 30, 2005
Scored 5/5

Vote (19)

Kiss Kiss Bang Bang (2005)

Dog enjoys finger food.

Dec 17, 2005
Unscored

Vote (18)

Napoleon Dynamite (2004)

The Liger King.

Aug 11, 2005
Unscored

Vote (18)

There's Something About Mary (1998)

The girl's got spunk.

Jul 23, 2005
Unscored

Vote (18)

Gone With The Wind (1939)

Southern Discomfort.

Jul 1, 2005
Scored 5/5

Vote (17)

Caine Mutiny, The (1954)

Don't Bogart those strawberries.

Sep 19, 2005
Unscored

Vote (16)

Messenger: The Story Of Joan Of Arc, The (1999)

Kill the messenger.

Jul 15, 2005
Scored 1/5

Vote (16)

Grease (1978)

Thirty-something teenagers.

Jun 28, 2005
Unscored

Vote (14)

Air Bud (1997)

Dog dribble.

Jul 15, 2005
Unscored

Vote (13)

Being John Malkovich (1999)

People take head trip.

Jul 15, 2005
Unscored

Vote (13)

Escape From Alcatraz (1979)

Clink or swim.

Jul 23, 2005
Unscored

Vote (13)

March Of The Penguins (2005)

Waddle happen next? Yep.

Aug 6, 2005
Unscored

Vote (13)

Batman Begins (2005)

Bale has Wayne Manner.

Jul 12, 2005
Unscored

Vote (12)

Dead Poets Society (1989)

Professor verses students.

Jul 15, 2005
Unscored

Vote (12)

Demonstrating The Action Of The Brown Hoisting And Conveying Machine In Unloading A Schooner Of Iron Ore, And Loading The Material On The Cars (1900)

Ferrous Puller's Pay Off.

Jul 24, 2005
Unscored

Vote (12)

Jurassic Park (1993)

A Fossil watch.

Jul 15, 2005
Unscored

Vote (12)

Volcano (1997)

LA becomes a lavatory.

Oct 19, 2005
Unscored

Vote (12)

Catwoman (2004)

Bratt in the Cat.

Dec 9, 2005
Unscored

Vote (11)

Jaws (1975)

Shaw gets too chummy.

Aug 5, 2005
Unscored

Vote (11)

Malcolm X (1992)

Movie shows X raided.

Oct 7, 2005
Unscored

Vote (11)

Sesame Street Jam: A Musical Celebration (1994)

Music is felt.

Aug 26, 2005
Unscored

Vote (11)

Sleepy Hollow (1999)

Walken around decapitated.

Jul 22, 2005
Unscored

Vote (11)

Addams Family Values (1993)

Macabres and robbers.

Aug 1, 2005
Unscored

Vote (10)

Forrest Gump (1994)

Hanks gets the runs.

Jul 21, 2005
Unscored

Vote (10)

Live Nude Shakespeare (1997)

Much Ado About Muffins.

Sep 2, 2005
Unscored

Vote (10)

Milk (2008)

Milk of human kindness.

Nov 27, 2008
Unscored

Vote (10)

Sound Of Music, The (1965)

Captain solves Maria problem.

Jul 31, 2005
Unscored

Vote (10)

Spider-Man (2002)

Parker's web-based application.

Aug 5, 2005
Unscored

Vote (10)

Spider-Man 2 (2004)

Doc Ock rocks docks.

Aug 1, 2005
Unscored

Vote (10)

Superman Returns (2006)

Should've used kryptonite condom.

Jul 6, 2006
Unscored

Vote (10)

Splash (1984)

Madison's tale smells fishy.

Jul 31, 2005
Unscored

Vote (9)

Tootsie (1982)

Hoffman overdoes dress rehearsal.

Aug 6, 2005
Unscored

Vote (9)

Way We Were, The (1973)

Babs sees Red.

Jul 1, 2005
Unscored

Vote (9)

Color Purple, The (1985)

Avery tries making Whoopi.

Aug 4, 2005
Unscored

Vote (8)

Joy Ride (2001)

Get your clothes Zahn.

Aug 15, 2005
Unscored

Vote (8)

Scarlet Letter, The (1995)

Hester enters Demi-monde.

Aug 6, 2005
Unscored

Vote (8)

Vertigo (1958)

Novak takes the plunge.

Aug 8, 2005
Unscored

Vote (8)

War Of The Worlds (2005)

Spielberg's cameras on tripods.

Jul 21, 2005
Unscored

Vote (8)

Witches, The (1990)

Hiding under Wicca furniture.

Jul 17, 2005
Unscored

Vote (8)

Frosty The Snowman (1969)

Frosty's got real snowballs.

Aug 5, 2005
Unscored

Vote (7)

Pet Sematary (1989)

Dogs play extremely dead.

Aug 1, 2005
Unscored

Vote (7)

Silence Of The Lambs, The (1991)

Hopkins wants Clarice's pieces.

Jul 28, 2005
Unscored

Vote (7)

Strangers, The (2008)

Liv or let die.

Jun 23, 2008
Unscored

Vote (7)

Willy Wonka And The Chocolate Factory (1971)

Chocolate causes Wilder acts.

Jul 15, 2005
Unscored

Vote (7)

35 Up (1991)

Airing 30 laundry.

Aug 9, 2005
Unscored

Vote (6)

How To Get Ahead In Advertising (1989)

Boils on the Side.

Aug 1, 2005
Unscored

Vote (6)

James And The Giant Peach (1996)

Kid gets peach fuzz.

Sep 19, 2005
Unscored

Vote (6)

Life Of Brian (1979)

Jesus' next-door neighbour.

Jul 24, 2005
Unscored

Vote (6)

One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest (1975)

Ratched hits the fan.

Jul 22, 2005
Unscored

Vote (6)

Seven Brides For Seven Brothers (1954)

Lumberjacks show off wood.

Nov 24, 2005
Unscored

Vote (6)

American Psycho (2000)

Bateman rejects Reese's pieces.

Jul 22, 2005
Unscored

Vote (5)

Doubt (2008)

Priest has touching problem.

Dec 26, 2008
Unscored

Vote (5)

Gia (1998)

Jolie shoots / shows junk.

Jul 31, 2005
Unscored

Vote (5)

Naked Lawyers (1996)

Lawyers try briefs case.

Jul 29, 2005
Unscored

Vote (5)

Ordinary People (1980)

Hutton wants Moore love.

Jul 31, 2005
Unscored

Vote (5)

Santa Claus Conquers The Martians (1964)

Martians Nick Saint.

Aug 6, 2005
Unscored

Vote (5)

Birthday Girl (2001)

Mail order marked 'Russian'.

Aug 5, 2005
Unscored

Vote (4)

Cooler, The (2003)

Gamboling affects gambling.

Jul 13, 2005
Unscored

Vote (4)

Corpse Bride (2005)

Better dead than wed.

Jul 2, 2007
Unscored

Vote (4)

Cousin, Cousine (1975)

L'embrasse embarrasses.

Jul 31, 2005
Unscored

Vote (4)

Heaven Can Wait (1978)

Beatty's final end run.

Jul 21, 2005
Unscored

Vote (4)

It's A Wonderful Life (1946)

Zuzu pedals cheap sentiment.

Jul 13, 2005
Unscored

Vote (4)

Mommie Dearest (1981)

Wire hangups.

Jul 28, 2005
Unscored

Vote (4)

California Suite (1978)

Couples on vacation triptych.

Jul 15, 2005
Unscored

Vote (3)

William Shakespeare's Romeo + Juliet (1996)

Luhrman punches up Shakespeare.

Jul 31, 2005
Unscored

Vote (3)

Inception (2010)

Sleeper hit.

Aug 29, 2010
Unscored

Vote (2)

Mamma Mia! (2008)

Streep chews Greek scenery.

Aug 2, 2008
Unscored

Vote (2)