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Reviews by 'Anthony'

Current status of Movie mogul with a total of 229 reviews published to date.

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Aladdin (1992)

A Rug's Life.

Jun 15, 2005
Unscored

Vote (27)

Hindenburg, The (1975)

Blimp my ride.

Aug 6, 2005
Unscored

Vote (25)

Demonstrating The Action Of The Chicago Pneumatic Shell Riveters On The Underside Of The Hull Of A Steel Vessel. Taken For The Chicago Pneumatic Tool Co. (1900)

To hull and back.

Jun 7, 2005
Unscored

Vote (23)

Ghost (1990)

Pottery 'n' emotion.

May 28, 2005
Unscored

Vote (21)

Boat Trip (2002)

Cuba's missable crisis.

May 28, 2005
Unscored

Vote (20)

History Of Masturbation, The (2002)

Goes Onan Onan on.

Aug 1, 2005
Unscored

Vote (19)

Me And Him (1988)

Magic Johnson.

Jul 17, 2005
Unscored

Vote (19)

Never Say Never Again (1983)

0ld 0ld 7.

Jul 8, 2005
Unscored

Vote (18)

Batman, The (1943)

Batman Begins- no, really!

Jun 26, 2005
Unscored

Vote (17)

Fluffer, The (2001)

A hard gay's night.

Jul 7, 2005
Unscored

Vote (17)

Death Bed: The Bed That Eats (1977)

B'edible.

Aug 2, 2005
Unscored

Vote (15)

Demonstrating The Action Of The Brown Hoisting And Conveying Machine In Unloading A Schooner Of Iron Ore, And Loading The Material On The Cars (1900)

Ore-inspiring performance.

Jun 19, 2005
Unscored

Vote (15)

Demonstrating The Action Of The Chicago Pneumatic Shell Riveters On The Underside Of The Hull Of A Steel Vessel. Taken For The Chicago Pneumatic Tool Co. (1900)

Demonstration of pneu technology.

Jun 16, 2005
Unscored

Vote (15)

History Of Masturbation, The (2002)

Wanks for the memories.

Jul 15, 2005
Unscored

Vote (15)

Jurassic Park III (2001)

Three Rex.

Jun 15, 2005
Unscored

Vote (15)

Pirates Of The Caribbean: The Curse Of The Black Pearl (2003)

Buccaneer to eternity.

Jun 6, 2005
Unscored

Vote (15)

Animal Farm (1954)

Absolute power. Breeding. Corruption.

Jul 7, 2005
Unscored

Vote (13)

Bruce Almighty (2003)

Carrey Lords it up.

Jun 7, 2005
Unscored

Vote (13)

Complete Works Of William Shakespeare (Abridged), The (2000)

Shakespeare: Abridged too far.

Jul 7, 2005
Unscored

Vote (13)

Bean (1997)

Bean in the USA.

Aug 6, 2005
Unscored

Vote (12)

Jurassic Park (1993)

T-Rex comeback unsuccessful.

Jun 3, 2005
Unscored

Vote (12)

Out In Nature: Homosexual Behaviour In The Animal Kingdom (2001)

Mincing meat.

Jun 30, 2005
Unscored

Vote (12)

Santa Claus Conquers The Martians (1964)

Claus Attacks!

Aug 1, 2005
Unscored

Vote (12)

Sideways (2004)

The whole nine vineyards.

Jul 17, 2005
Unscored

Vote (12)

50 First Dates (2004)

'Memento' without the killings.

Jul 18, 2005
Unscored

Vote (11)

Bride & Prejudice (2004)

A Bolly good wedding.

Jun 15, 2005
Unscored

Vote (11)

Corporation, The (2003)

IBM: International Business Monster.

Jul 20, 2005
Unscored

Vote (11)

Notting Hill (1999)

"Four Weddings" without weddings.

Jun 27, 2005
Unscored

Vote (11)

One, The (2001)

Li-man: Master of multiverse.

Jul 20, 2005
Unscored

Vote (11)

Queen And The Queen Mother On The Palace Balcony Responding To The Call Of The Populace, The (1898)

Pair of Queens.

Jun 21, 2005
Unscored

Vote (11)

Spice World (1997)

The Spice is shite.

Jun 15, 2005
Unscored

Vote (11)

Antz (1998)

Z triumphs over miscre-antz.

Jul 22, 2005
Unscored

Vote (10)

Cars That Ate Paris, The (1974)

Paris, wrecks us.

Jul 17, 2005
Unscored

Vote (10)

Killer Condom (1996)

Dur-execution.

Aug 8, 2005
Unscored

Vote (10)

Shrek 2 (2004)

Ogre + lass + ass + Banderas.

Jul 15, 2005
Unscored

Vote (10)

Animal Farm (1954)

Animals equal. Some moreso.

Jul 7, 2005
Unscored

Vote (9)

Blackadder's Christmas Carol (1988)

God bless us every-Rowan.

Aug 1, 2005
Unscored

Vote (9)

Boat Trip (2002)

All hands on dick.

Jun 22, 2005
Unscored

Vote (9)

Chatterbox (1977)

Conversation: labia of love.

Jul 17, 2005
Unscored

Vote (9)

Day After Tomorrow, The (2004)

Canada frozen out- literally.

Jul 20, 2005
Unscored

Vote (9)

Explosion Of A Motor Car (1900)

Old banger goes bang.

Aug 1, 2005
Unscored

Vote (9)

My Girl (1991)

Culkin gives into Temptations.

Jun 6, 2005
Unscored

Vote (9)

Of Mice And Men (1992)

With friends like Sinise...

Jul 17, 2005
Unscored

Vote (9)

Turkish Star Wars (1982)

Kebab-a the Hut.

Aug 10, 2005
Unscored

Vote (9)

Complete Works Of William Shakespeare (Abridged), The (2000)

Shakespeare gets FWFR treatment.

Aug 8, 2005
Unscored

Vote (8)

Nineteen Eighty-Four (1984)

Dystopian vision of... present.

Jul 7, 2005
Unscored

Vote (8)

Sex: The Annabel Chong Story (1999)

For whom Annabel tolls.

Aug 5, 2005
Unscored

Vote (8)

Troy (2004)

Trojans prefer barrier method.

Jun 22, 2005
Unscored

Vote (8)

Constructing Reality: Exploring Media Issues In Documentary - Voices Of Experience, Voices For Change Part 1 (1993)

School of Doc'.

Jun 15, 2005
Unscored

Vote (7)

Man With The Smallest Penis In Existence And The Electron Microscope Technician Who Loved Him, The (2003)

Microscopic prick flick.

Jun 6, 2005
Unscored

Vote (7)

Zoolander (2001)

Stiller: a model performer.

Jun 15, 2005
Unscored

Vote (7)

Home Alone 2: Lost In New York (1992)

Alone, away from home.

Jun 6, 2005
Unscored

Vote (6)

Incredibles, The (2004)

Elastigirl next door story.

Jul 22, 2005
Unscored

Vote (6)

Jerry Maguire (1996)

Money shown, girl gotten.

Jun 3, 2005
Unscored

Vote (6)

Killer Condom (1996)

Screw to a kill.

Aug 8, 2005
Unscored

Vote (6)

Sex: The Annabel Chong Story (1999)

'ho's next in line?

Jul 18, 2005
Unscored

Vote (6)

Shrek (2001)

Ogling ogre scores princess.

Jul 7, 2005
Unscored

Vote (6)

Virgin Suicides, The (1999)

Sisters all Cop(pola) it.

Jul 7, 2005
Unscored

Vote (6)

Another Demonstration Of The Cliff-Guibert Fire Hose Reel, Showing A Young Girl Coming From An Office, Detaching Hose, Running With It 60 Feet, And Playing A Stream, All Inside Of 30 Seconds (1900)

Reel-y quick hosing.

Jun 21, 2005
Unscored

Vote (5)

Brain That Wouldn't Die, The (1962)

All nagging, no shagging.

Jul 17, 2005
Unscored

Vote (5)

Dogma (1999)

Loki not low key.

Jun 20, 2005
Unscored

Vote (5)

Dr Who And The Daleks (1965)

Daleks suffer Cushing defeat.

Jul 15, 2005
Unscored

Vote (5)

Happy Gilmore (1996)

Happy's success driven.

Jun 21, 2005
Unscored

Vote (5)

Naked Fairy Tales (2002)

Rumplestiltzquim.

Jun 7, 2005
Unscored

Vote (5)

Porn 'n Chicken (2002)

Bone with the wing.

Jul 28, 2005
Unscored

Vote (5)

Schindler's List (1993)

Despair for listless Jews.

Jul 13, 2005
Unscored

Vote (5)

1 Night In Paris (2004)

Paris spilt on.

Aug 18, 2005
Unscored

Vote (4)

Bug's Life, A (1998)

Grasshoppers really bug ants.

Jul 22, 2005
Unscored

Vote (4)

Caffeteria Or How Are You Going To Keep Her Down On The Farm After She's Seen Paris Twice (1973)

Cows or Frogs dilemma.

Jun 20, 2005
Unscored

Vote (4)

Complete Works Of William Shakespeare (Abridged), The (2000)

Macbeth of fresh air.

Aug 8, 2005
Unscored

Vote (4)

Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind (2004)

Joel loses his mind.

Jun 20, 2005
Unscored

Vote (4)

Matilda (1996)

Revenge is Honey flavoured.

Jun 15, 2005
Unscored

Vote (4)

Muppet Christmas Carol, The (1992)

God bless us everyfrog.

Aug 1, 2005
Unscored

Vote (4)

Nineteen Eighty-Four (1984)

Only watchable Big Brother.

Jul 7, 2005
Unscored

Vote (4)

Saga Of The Viking Women And Their Voyage To The Waters Of The Great Sea Serpent, The (1957)

Serpent only a cameo.

Jun 15, 2005
Unscored

Vote (4)

Super Size Me (2004)

Spurlock seeks McCoronary.

Jun 15, 2005
Unscored

Vote (4)

Wabbit Who Came To Supper, The (1942)

Hare in heir's hair.

Aug 8, 2005
Unscored

Vote (4)

Amistad (1997)

Port to court story.

Aug 19, 2005
Unscored

Vote (3)

Apocalypse Now (1979)

Napalm smell loved, A.M.

Aug 8, 2005
Unscored

Vote (3)

Batman (1966)

Wholly camp crusaders!

Jul 15, 2005
Unscored

Vote (3)

Being John Malkovich (1999)

Puppeteer makes Malkovich bitch.

Aug 6, 2005
Unscored

Vote (3)

Caffeteria Or How Are You Going To Keep Her Down On The Farm After She's Seen Paris Twice (1973)

Stay on farm? In-Seine!

Jun 20, 2005
Unscored

Vote (3)

Charlie And The Chocolate Factory (2005)

Depp Wilder than Gene.

Jul 19, 2005
Unscored

Vote (3)

Constructing Reality: Exploring Media Issues In Documentary - Voices Of Experience, Voices For Change Part 1 (1993)

'What's up?' doc'.

Jun 21, 2005
Unscored

Vote (3)

Country Bears, The (2002)

Bear-ly necessary reunion concert.

Aug 19, 2005
Unscored

Vote (3)

Descent, The (2005)

Babes get spelunk'd.

Jul 15, 2005
Unscored

Vote (3)

Dr Who And The Daleks (1965)

Scary trip to Skaro.

Jul 15, 2005
Unscored

Vote (3)

Home Alone (1990)

8 year old vigilante.

Jun 6, 2005
Unscored

Vote (3)

Honey, I Shrunk The Kids (1989)

Moronic Moranis mortifies missus.

Jun 3, 2005
Unscored

Vote (3)

James And The Giant Peach (1996)

Peach of a tale.

Jun 2, 2005
Unscored

Vote (3)

Lust For Dracula (2004)

Horn of the dead.

Jun 22, 2005
Unscored

Vote (3)

Microwave Massacre (1983)

Hookers make convenience food.

Jul 18, 2005
Unscored

Vote (3)

Monsturd (2003)

Alimentary my dear Watson.

Aug 18, 2005
Unscored

Vote (3)

Naked Fairy Tales (2002)

Booty and the Beast.

Jun 7, 2005
Unscored

Vote (3)

Night Of The Day Of The Dawn Of The Son Of The Bride Of The Return Of The Terror (1991)

Dub of the Dead.

Jun 22, 2005
Unscored

Vote (3)

Queen And The Queen Mother On The Palace Balcony Responding To The Call Of The Populace, The (1898)

Popul-Ace trumps Queens.

Jun 20, 2005
Unscored

Vote (3)

Schindler's List (1993)

Factory's generous benefits package.

Jul 13, 2005
Unscored

Vote (3)

Urine (1999)

Wee-ly interesting film.

Jun 15, 2005
Unscored

Vote (3)

1 Night In Paris (2004)

Last bang-o in Paris.

Aug 18, 2005
Unscored

Vote (2)

Admiral Dewey Taking Leave Of Washington Committee On The U.S. Cruiser 'Olympia' (1899)

Dewey plays himself again.

Jun 15, 2005
Unscored

Vote (2)

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