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Reviews by 'Arch Stanton'
Current status of
Movie mogul
with a total of
381
reviews published to date.
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Godfather, The (1972)
A Man Killed Horse.
Feb 4, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(20)
Terminator 2: Judgment Day (1991)
Liquidator.
Mar 13, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(15)
A.I. Artificial Intelligence (2001)
Robocchio.
Sep 17, 2005
Scored 1/5
Vote
(14)
Robocop (1987)
Shiny Harry.
Apr 20, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(12)
Cast Away (2000)
Wilson plays Himself.
Mar 31, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(11)
Robocop (1987)
Magnet Force.
Apr 20, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(9)
Metropolis (1927)
Blade Runner forerunner.
Nov 28, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(7)
Starship Troopers (1997)
I see dead beetles.
Feb 3, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(7)
Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge Of The Sith (2005)
Anakin gets a helmet.
May 20, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(7)
Terminator, The (1984)
Android Schwarzenegger.
Feb 21, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(6)
Five Easy Pieces (1970)
Jack only wants toast.
Feb 11, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(6)
Thing, The (1982)
Immigrant assimilates into society.
Nov 21, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(6)
Cast Away (2000)
High sea Fedex people.
Mar 28, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(5)
Inherit The Wind (1960)
Bible thumpers spank monkeys.
Mar 25, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(5)
Texas Chain Saw Massacre, The (1974)
This lumberjack's not ok.
Feb 21, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(5)
Bruce Almighty (2003)
Carrey - God alrighty then.
Feb 8, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(5)
Fistful Of Dollars, A (1964)
Clint avenges humiliated donkey.
Aug 18, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(5)
Harold And Maude (1971)
Grief Encounter.
Apr 18, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(5)
Robocop (1987)
The Re-Enforceder.
Apr 20, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(5)
Sound Of Music, The (1965)
Its curtains for children.
Feb 10, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(5)
Starship Troopers (1997)
Its Zulu with spiders.
Feb 3, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(5)
Alien: Resurrection (1997)
Ellien Ripley.
Nov 28, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(5)
Jaws (1975)
Shaw's in Jaws.
Sep 14, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(4)
Crash (2004)
Saint Christopher doesn't help.
Mar 18, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(4)
Crash (2004)
Blinkered views cause crashes.
Mar 18, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(4)
Fatal Attraction (1987)
Douglas prefers Close far.
Mar 11, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(4)
Paths Of Glory (1957)
Disquiet on western front.
Jun 20, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(4)
Calamity Jane (1953)
D-Day in Deadwood.
Mar 2, 2006
Scored 2/5
Vote
(4)
Zorro, The Gay Blade (1981)
Zpoof.
Mar 21, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(4)
Adventures Of Robin Hood, The (1938)
Hood makes valid points.
Mar 21, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(4)
Me, Myself & Irene (2000)
Boyz discuss motherfuckin' electons.
May 10, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(3)
Once Upon A Time In The West (1968)
A Fistful of Harmonica.
Mar 17, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(3)
Saturn 3 (1980)
Fawcett no rocket scientist.
Mar 17, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(3)
Spartacus (1960)
An army of Spartaci.
Nov 13, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(3)
Transporter, The (2002)
Stratham opens his package.
Feb 18, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(3)
Forrest Gump (1994)
Field brings up Forrest.
Jan 17, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(3)
Monster's Ball (2001)
Billy Bob Boffs Berry.
Sep 19, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(3)
Terminator 2: Judgment Day (1991)
Sarah's been working out.
Mar 13, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(3)
Blade Runner (1982)
Androids have short run.
Dec 3, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(3)
Count Of Monte Cristo, The (2002)
Guy steals Mercedes.
Feb 16, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(3)
Flintstones, The (1994)
Taylor hits rock bottom.
Mar 15, 2006
Scored 0/5
Vote
(3)
Sound Of Music, The (1965)
Naval captain marries flibbertijibbet.
Feb 10, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(3)
Westworld (1973)
Brolin and Brynner face-off.
Feb 23, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(3)
When Harry Met Sally... (1989)
Sally has spaghetti-oooo's.
Dec 11, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(3)
Aliens (1986)
Ripley bitch slaps alien.
Apr 12, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(3)
All The President's Men (1976)
Tricky Dicky's sneaky buggers.
Apr 7, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(3)
Close Encounters Of The Third Kind (1977)
Aliens do some vacuuming.
Mar 2, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(3)
Fahrenheit 9/11 (2004)
Shows Bush as arse.
May 10, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(3)
On The Waterfront (1954)
Brando sings like canary.
Mar 22, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(3)
Wild Strawberries (1957)
Borg's life's been futile.
May 11, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(3)
Zulu (1964)
Boyos versus the Bros.
Feb 18, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(3)
Adventures Of Robin Hood, The (1938)
Marian gets trouser sword.
Mar 21, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Bananas (1971)
Woody gets an Orgasm.
Aug 30, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Magdalene Sisters, The (2002)
Psychotics with religious habits.
May 17, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Million Dollar Baby (2004)
Maggie protects herself... initially.
Mar 20, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Monster's Ball (2001)
Racist corrections officer corrected.
Sep 20, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Viridiana (1961)
Fernando date rapes nun.
May 9, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Zabriskie Point (1970)
Building explodes thirteen times.
May 10, 2006
Scored 2/5
Vote
(2)
300 (2006)
Xerxes back passage blocked.
Apr 4, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Adventures Of Robin Hood, The (1938)
Green sleeves, brown tights.
Mar 21, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Bananas (1971)
Woody becomes El Presidente.
Aug 30, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Cast Away (2000)
Wilson jumps ship eventually.
Mar 28, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Narrow Margin (1990)
Hackman hacks off mafia.
Apr 28, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(2)
Saturn 3 (1980)
Douglas, Fawcett are Hectored.
Mar 17, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(2)
Saturn 3 (1980)
Keitel - pain in rings.
Mar 17, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(2)
*batteries not included (1987)
ETs save home.
Mar 26, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(2)
Adventures Of Robin Hood, The (1938)
Hood stabs Sherlock Holmes.
Mar 21, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Alien (1979)
Hurt gets gut feeling.
Apr 9, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
American Beauty (1999)
Colonel Fitts in closet.
May 31, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Cool Hand Luke (1967)
Newman lays some tarmac.
Aug 18, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Gladiator (2000)
Crowe entertains the plebeians.
Sep 9, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Gladiator (2000)
Maximus Decimus Meridias entertains.
Sep 9, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Jason And The Argonauts (1963)
Jason and ship - wooden.
Apr 28, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(2)
Johnny Guitar (1954)
Crawford and McCambridge showdown.
Mar 19, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Maltese Falcon, The (1941)
Lorre gets bitch-slapped.
Feb 3, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Road To Perdition (2002)
Law shoots and photographs.
Apr 28, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Touching The Void (2003)
Should've left void alone.
Feb 17, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Viridiana (1961)
Tramps have last supper.
May 9, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Adventures Of Robin Hood, The (1938)
Prince John Invisible Man.
Mar 21, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Alien (1979)
Kane- egg on face.
Apr 9, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Alien (1979)
Alien bursts onto scene.
Apr 9, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Easy Rider (1969)
Spaced Hopper.
Sep 14, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(2)
From Dusk Till Dawn (1996)
Vampires eradicated by supersoakers.
Feb 18, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Jason And The Argonauts (1963)
Harryhausens original animated Terminators.
Apr 28, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(2)
Marnie (1964)
Connery calls her Marrrrrnie.
Apr 1, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(2)
Narrow Margin (1990)
Sikking desperately seeking Archer.
Apr 28, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(2)
Scott Of The Antarctic (1948)
Antarctic wastes...explorers.
May 16, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Shane (1953)
Sodbuster buys soda pop.
Nov 16, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Virgin Spring, The (1960)
Max mad - slaughters swineherds.
May 9, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Airplane! (1980)
Plane, audience in knots.
Apr 5, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Alien (1979)
Nostromo crew bite it.
Apr 9, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Ben-Hur (1959)
Hawkins catches No. 41.
May 3, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Broadway Danny Rose (1984)
Helium scene a gas.
Apr 4, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind (2004)
Dyeing hair, washing brains.
Aug 12, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
For A Few Dollars More (1965)
Kinski's face lights matches.
Dec 18, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
French Connection, The (1971)
Gene modifies organised criminals.
Feb 17, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
French Connection, The (1971)
Popeye disguised as Santa.
Feb 17, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Getaway, The (1972)
McQueen bitch slaps MacGraw.
May 10, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Godfather, The (1972)
Brando, Pacino, Mafioso Filmo.
Feb 4, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Jason And The Argonauts (1963)
Dead sheep up tree.
Apr 28, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
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