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Little Old Lady from Dubuque (2001)
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Justin Credible (1948)
Reviews by 'Little Old Lady from Dubuque'
Current status of
Movie deity
with a total of
2001
reviews published to date.
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Live Nude Shakespeare (1997)
All ass, poor Yorick ...
Feb 12, 2005
Unscored
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(41)
Shrek (2001)
Ogre achiever.
Feb 10, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(33)
Chicken Little (2005)
Small cock causes consternation.
Oct 22, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(29)
Porn Star: The Legend Of Ron Jeremy (2001)
When Hairy Meets Everybody.
Mar 8, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(24)
Ten Commandments, The (1956)
1 God; 100,000 extras.
Dec 9, 2004
Unscored
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(24)
Shakespeare In Love (1998)
Bard bangs bogus boy.
Oct 19, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(23)
Yellow Submarine (1968)
Sighted sub, sang same.
Sep 26, 2004
Unscored
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(21)
Sideways (2004)
'Oh,' quit your wine-ing...
Sep 14, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(18)
2001 - A Space Odyssey (1968)
HAL not a pal.
Sep 15, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(17)
Bob & Carol & Ted & Alice (1969)
M�nage-�-quad.
Oct 7, 2005
Unscored
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(17)
Brokeback Mountain (2005)
Closeted cowboys coyly cuddle.
Sep 16, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(17)
Alfie (2004)
Jude: rude lewd dude.
Nov 3, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(16)
Showgirls (1995)
Banality in a g-string.
May 1, 2002
Unscored
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(15)
Challenger (1990)
Space drink? Ocean Spray.
Oct 7, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(14)
George Of The Jungle (1997)
De-vine swinger weds socialite.
Sep 26, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(14)
Farm Family: In Search Of Gay Life In Rural America (2004)
Country bum-kins.
Apr 19, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(13)
Bambi Meets Godzilla (1969)
Oh deer! Big lizards!
Oct 2, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(12)
Finding Neverland (2004)
'Pan'dering for Oscar votes.
Nov 15, 2004
Unscored
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(12)
Gone With The Wind (1939)
Scarlett yearns; Atlanta burns.
Oct 27, 2004
Unscored
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(12)
Singin' In The Rain (1952)
Tapping between drippy tunes.
Sep 14, 2004
Unscored
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(12)
Damn Yankees! (1958)
Lola picks up Tab.
Dec 26, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(11)
Oliver! (1968)
Gruel-ing.
Mar 9, 2005
Unscored
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(11)
Reefer Madness (1936)
Mary Lane tries maryjane.
Jun 16, 2005
Unscored
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(11)
Spider-Man (2002)
Tobey's tights tantalize teenybopper.
Nov 13, 2004
Unscored
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(11)
Adventures Of Priscilla, Queen Of The Desert, The (1994)
Sequins and sand dunes.
Dec 8, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(10)
Aristocrats, The (2005)
Dirty ditty dutifully duplicated.
Jan 24, 2006
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(10)
Boys Don't Cry (1999)
Swank cross-dresses for Oscar.
Nov 27, 2004
Unscored
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(10)
How The Grinch Stole Christmas (2000)
Very hairy scary Carrey.
Sep 25, 2004
Unscored
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(10)
Live Nude Shakespeare (1997)
Henry XXX.
Feb 12, 2005
Unscored
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(10)
Sound Of Music, The (1965)
Mary Poppins verses Nazis.
Dec 6, 2004
Unscored
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(10)
Wimbledon (2004)
Has-been (tennis) courts champion.
Sep 21, 2004
Unscored
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(10)
Agent Cody Banks (2003)
003-1/2.
Jan 4, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(9)
Edward Scissorhands (1990)
Eddie's such a cut-up!
Oct 5, 2004
Unscored
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(9)
Fight Club (1999)
Norton's sweaty Pitts.
Feb 20, 2005
Unscored
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(9)
Full Monty, The (1997)
Brit boys expose shortcomings.
Feb 11, 2005
Unscored
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(9)
King And I, The (1956)
Yes, Siam the King!
Dec 6, 2004
Unscored
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(9)
Latter Days (2003)
Morman romances more men.
Sep 22, 2005
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(9)
Mommie Dearest (1981)
Star... legend... mother... bitch.
Nov 5, 2004
Unscored
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(9)
Puppetry Of The Penis: Live At The Forum (2001)
Stand-up (not literally) genitalia.
Dec 1, 2004
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(9)
Soylent Green (1973)
Secret ingredient: the neighbors!
Oct 6, 2004
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(9)
Thelma And Louise (1991)
Pitts pecs distract Davis.
Oct 23, 2004
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(9)
Tootsie (1982)
Dustin's drag defies detection.
Oct 31, 2004
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(9)
Worst Jewish Football Team In The World, The (1999)
Field of Dreidels.
Oct 3, 2005
Unscored
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(9)
American Beauty (1999)
Spacey's bed of roses.
Nov 18, 2004
Unscored
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(8)
American Gigolo (1980)
Gere hooks perfect job.
Nov 18, 2004
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(8)
Field Of Dreams (1989)
I see dead ballplayers.
Feb 12, 2005
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(8)
Interpreter, The (2005)
Kidman Lost in Translation.
Apr 26, 2005
Unscored
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(8)
Not A Love Story: A Film About Pornography (1981)
Feminist-slanted porn-umentary.
Oct 30, 2004
Unscored
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(8)
Rent-a-Butt (1992)
Mortgage in a-rears.
Aug 30, 2005
Unscored
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(8)
Beauty Shop (2005)
'Steel Magnolias' goes ghetto.
Apr 5, 2005
Unscored
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(7)
Co-ed Call Girl (1996)
Tori unbelievable as hooker.
Nov 24, 2004
Unscored
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(7)
Eskimo Gang Bang (1994)
Cool canoodling; icy intercourse.
Oct 7, 2005
Unscored
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(7)
Ghost And Mrs. Muir, The (1947)
Apparition apparently appreciates antagonist.
Mar 9, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(7)
Hairspray (2007)
Hair we go again.
Sep 21, 2007
Unscored
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(7)
White Men Can't Jump (1992)
Rosie in Jeopardy.
Dec 8, 2004
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(7)
Bridget Jones: The Edge Of Reason (2004)
Zellweger porks out again.
Nov 15, 2004
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(6)
Grease (1978)
Geriatric actors portray teens.
Oct 23, 2004
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(6)
Harry Potter And The Philosopher's Stone (2001)
Witchy kids play chess.
Nov 16, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(6)
Indecent Proposal (1993)
Billionaire bangs betrothed bimbo.
Jan 5, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(6)
Ladder 49 (2004)
Travolta's firehouse-mates hot!
Oct 5, 2004
Unscored
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(6)
Reefer Madness: The Movie Musical (2005)
Cumming comically condemns cannabis.
Jun 10, 2005
Unscored
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(6)
Star Trek: Generations (1994)
Data finds Spot; cries.
Jan 31, 2005
Unscored
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(6)
Sully (2016)
Hanks makes "Big" "Splash."
Nov 10, 2016
Unscored
Vote
(6)
Wadd: The Life And Times Of John C. Holmes (1998)
Boogie Nights' inspiration biopic.
Oct 1, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(6)
Wild Parrots Of Telegraph Hill, The (2003)
Birdman of San Francisco.
May 6, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(6)
Xanadu (1980)
Olivia rolls, film stumbles.
Nov 25, 2004
Unscored
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(6)
Zit, The (2005)
Painful puberty pustule performance.
Oct 9, 2005
Unscored
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(6)
Amazon Women On The Moon (1987)
50's sci-fi movie spoof.
Oct 28, 2004
Unscored
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(5)
Beefcake (1998)
Homoeroticism disguised as fitness.
Nov 19, 2005
Unscored
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(5)
Beefcake (1998)
Cracking open '50's closets.
Nov 19, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(5)
Boogie Nights (1997)
Prop phallus upstages Marky.
Dec 30, 2004
Unscored
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(5)
Bruce Almighty (2003)
Aniston gets heavenly boobies.
Nov 25, 2004
Unscored
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(5)
Calendar Girls (2003)
Grannies raise funds, eyebrows.
Nov 23, 2004
Unscored
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(5)
Change Of Habit (1969)
Elvis ain't gettin' Nun!
Dec 8, 2004
Unscored
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(5)
Chicago (2002)
Queen flaunts substantial cleavage.
Dec 14, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(5)
Debbie Does Dallas (1978)
Footballers touchdown on cheerleader.
Dec 7, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(5)
Digital Penis (2000)
3-D animated dick short.
Nov 30, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(5)
Early Homosexual Fears (1974)
Pubescent penile poking panic.
Oct 7, 2005
Unscored
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(5)
Envy (2004)
Black has crappy idea.
Dec 28, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(5)
Grease (1978)
Well-oiled '50's homage.
Oct 23, 2004
Unscored
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(5)
History Of Masturbation, The (2002)
Story of self satisfaction.
Dec 3, 2004
Unscored
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(5)
History Of Masturbation, The (2002)
Manhandling your man-handle.
Jan 7, 2005
Unscored
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(5)
Hotel Transylvania (2012)
Daughter drives daddy batty
Oct 1, 2012
Unscored
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(5)
Lust In The Dust (1985)
Divine picks up Tab.
Apr 1, 2005
Unscored
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(5)
Mae Day: The Crumbling Of A Documentary (1992)
Documentary-umentary.
Dec 1, 2004
Unscored
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(5)
Monster (2003)
Homicidal hooker slays trade.
Oct 19, 2004
Unscored
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(5)
National Treasure (2004)
Nic annoys Treasury Department.
Nov 23, 2004
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(5)
Out In Nature: Homosexual Behaviour In The Animal Kingdom (2001)
Natural/ unnatural 'beastly behavior'.
Oct 28, 2004
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(5)
Soylent Green (1973)
Excess population becomes Kibble.
Dec 15, 2004
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(5)
Taxi (2004)
Queen of the road.
Oct 18, 2004
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(5)
Wizard Of Oz, The (1939)
Fake magician scams teen.
Apr 14, 2005
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(5)
You Don't Know Dick: Courageous Hearts Of Transsexual Men (1996)
Girls will be boys.
Oct 24, 2006
Unscored
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(5)
Baby Driver (2017)
Baby in the corners
Jul 13, 2017
Unscored
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(4)
Beefcake (1998)
'50 male models exposed.
Nov 19, 2005
Unscored
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(4)
Beefcake (1998)
Underground gays go public.
Nov 19, 2005
Unscored
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(4)
Beefcake (1998)
'50's hunks bare behinds.
Nov 19, 2005
Unscored
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(4)
Bells Of St. Mary's, The (1945)
Beauty and the Priest.
Aug 17, 2006
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(4)
Birdcage, The (1996)
Shoeless Spartacus serves soup.
Jan 25, 2005
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(4)
Black Sheep Boy (1995)
Pseudo-artistic pretty boys naked.
Oct 19, 2005
Unscored
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(4)
Cats (2019)
Me-ouch.
Jan 9, 2020
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