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Reviews by 'Mojo'
Current status of
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with a total of
91
reviews published to date.
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Fluffer, The (2001)
Blow job.
Jul 12, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(20)
Anna And The King (1999)
Getting to no Yul.
Jul 8, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(19)
Monty Python And The Holy Grail (1975)
Knights of clowned fable.
Jun 19, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(18)
Die, Mommie, Die! (2003)
Mommie Queerest.
Jul 1, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(16)
Bambi Meets Godzilla (1969)
Doh!
Jun 20, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(15)
Clockwork Orange, A (1971)
Music soothes savage. Breasts.
Jun 20, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(15)
Life Of Brian (1979)
Greatest Story Ever Mistold.
Jun 19, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(15)
Witches Of Eastwick, The (1987)
Jack of all tirades.
Aug 8, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(14)
Porn Star: The Legend Of Ron Jeremy (2001)
Porn tubby. Wild.
Aug 16, 2004
Scored 2/5
Vote
(13)
Serial Mom (1994)
Mommie Direst.
Jul 13, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(12)
Birdcage, The (1996)
La cage aux fools.
Jun 20, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(11)
Evita (1996)
Ch� what?
Jun 20, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(10)
Alamo, The (2004)
A Crockett of shit.
Oct 21, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(9)
Harold And Maude (1971)
20 goes into 80.
Jun 19, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(9)
Devil's Advocate, The (1997)
Satan as lawyer? Redundant.
Jul 27, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(8)
Victor/Victoria (1982)
Music man/ woman/ man.
Jul 13, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(8)
Barbershop (2002)
Hair of the dawg.
Jun 20, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(7)
Confessions Of A Dangerous Mind (2002)
Gonged but not forgotten.
Jul 28, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(7)
All I Want (2002)
Get deflowered? Elijah Would.
Jun 23, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(6)
Closer (2004)
Brits shag American slags.
Apr 7, 2005
Scored 3/5
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(6)
Shade (2003)
Sly Sly burns Byrne.
May 31, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(6)
Auto Focus (2002)
Stalag 69.
Apr 24, 2005
Scored 3/5
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(5)
Butterfly Effect, The (2004)
Stump the psychology student.
Jul 13, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(5)
Paycheck (2003)
'Memento' without the tattoos.
Jun 20, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(5)
Prestige, The (2006)
Tragic magic.
Mar 14, 2007
Scored 3/5
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(5)
Tadpole (2000)
Kid in Candide score.
Jul 8, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(5)
Waterloo (1970)
A beef with Wellington.
Aug 22, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(5)
Barbarella (1968)
Pre-Ted, post-apocalypse.
Jun 20, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(4)
Eurotrip (2004)
Vatican titty.
Feb 4, 2008
Scored 3/5
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(4)
Nine Dead Gay Guys (2002)
Poofter: poof... times 9.
Jun 5, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(4)
Rosencrantz And Guildenstern Are Dead (1990)
15th century Laurel/ Hardy.
Jun 19, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(4)
Sleeping Beauty (1959)
Prick, sick. Kiss, bliss.
Aug 18, 2004
Unscored
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(4)
1408 (2007)
Carpenters on radio: Evil.
Nov 6, 2007
Scored 4/5
Vote
(3)
Criminal (2004)
Reilly experiences Luna eclipse.
May 28, 2005
Scored 3/5
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(3)
Exorcist, The (1973)
Pee, pea soup, piety.
Aug 19, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(3)
Finder's Fee (2001)
Grand Theft Lotto.
May 31, 2005
Scored 3/5
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(3)
Hannibal Rising (2007)
Burn the other cheek.
Jan 10, 2008
Scored 4/5
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(3)
Hellbent (2004)
A Hard Gay's Night.
Mar 8, 2007
Scored 4/5
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(3)
Rosencrantz And Guildenstern Are Dead (1990)
Kingdom for a farce.
Jun 19, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(3)
Secret Window (2004)
Mystery with corny ending.
Jul 3, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(3)
Fart: The Movie (1991)
Fartsy without the artsy.
May 5, 2005
Unscored
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(2)
Godsend (2004)
DeNiro's just cloning around.
Sep 23, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Hindenburg, The (1975)
Hitler's balloon gets popped.
Mar 12, 2008
Scored 3/5
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(2)
I Was A Zombie For The F.B.I. (1982)
G(rave)-Man.
May 20, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(2)
John Tucker Must Die (2006)
Tucker: pluck'er, fuck'er, chuck'er.
Jan 24, 2007
Scored 3/5
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(2)
King Kong (1933)
Wray monkeying around Manhattan.
Jul 27, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(2)
King Of Kings, The (1927)
Passion of the Mute.
Apr 27, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Mr. Brooks (2007)
Wannabe killer pees himself.
Jan 1, 2008
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Sleeping Beauty (1959)
Beauty: thorny. Prince: horny.
Aug 18, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Two Days (2003)
Rudd in rut. Cut.
Jun 14, 2004
Scored 2/5
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(2)
Zodiac (2007)
OCD: Obsessive Cartoonist Disorder.
Dec 19, 2007
Scored 4/5
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(2)
1408 (2007)
Late Cusack checkout.
Nov 6, 2007
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Aviator, The (2004)
Howard's Milk & Honeys.
Jun 15, 2005
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Blame It On Rio (1984)
Rio's innocent. Caine isn't.
Aug 22, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Boogeyman (2005)
Closet case.
Jun 15, 2005
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Casino (1995)
Pushy Pesci passionately pleasured.
Aug 16, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Coach Carter (2005)
Order on the Court.
Jul 26, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Dinner Rush (2000)
Mafia a la carte.
Aug 22, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Flesh Gordon (1974)
Puppetry of the Penisaurus.
Jun 20, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(1)
From Hell (2001)
Johnny the Tripper.
Aug 18, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Love At First Bite (1979)
George Hamilton sucks.
Nov 9, 2006
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Lucky (2002)
Beware of dog's owner.
Jun 28, 2004
Scored 1/5
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(1)
Matchstick Men (2003)
Nick's tricks and tics.
Jun 20, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Notes On A Scandal (2006)
Teachers pet (each other).
Sep 5, 2007
Scored 3/5
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(1)
One Night At McCool's (2001)
Watch for flying dumpsters.
Jul 10, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
R.M., The (2003)
Latter days ain't quaint.
Jun 28, 2004
Scored 2/5
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(1)
Ring Two, The (2005)
Re-ring.
Apr 21, 2005
Scored 2/5
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(1)
South Pacific (1958)
WWII: The Musical.
Jun 24, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(1)
United States Of Leland, The (2003)
Cheating Cheadle; spacey Spacey.
Oct 2, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Virgin Territory (2007)
14th Century Date Movie.
Jan 30, 2009
Scored 2/5
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(1)
Voodoo Academy (2000)
Zombies in tighty whities.
Jul 1, 2004
Scored 1/5
Vote
(1)
Addams Family, The (1991)
In(bred)-laws.
Apr 27, 2005
Scored 5/5
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American Dreamz (2006)
Klein explodes, wins contest.
Apr 25, 2008
Scored 2/5
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American Pie (1999)
Moist and flaky teens.
Jul 23, 2006
Scored 3/5
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Birth (2004)
Kidman's kiddie porn opus.
May 17, 2005
Scored 2/5
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Brokeback Mountain (2005)
Love among the rubes.
Jul 28, 2006
Scored 5/5
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Down To You (2000)
A Prinze among men.
Jun 16, 2005
Scored 3/5
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Elephant (2003)
School with a bang.
Jun 19, 2004
Scored 4/5
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Interstate 60 (2002)
Dickless wishmaster's events: inevitable.
Jun 19, 2004
Scored 5/5
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Merchant Of Venice, The (2004)
Venetian Jew; Brooklyn accent?
Jun 15, 2005
Scored 2/5
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Mummy Returns, The (2001)
Ihmotehp's all wrapped up.
Jun 25, 2005
Scored 3/5
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Perfect Stranger (2007)
Belle(donna) of the (eye)ball.
Feb 21, 2008
Scored 3/5
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Reckoning, The (2002)
Priest kills, acts, dies.
Aug 6, 2004
Unscored
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Safe Sex: The Manual (1994)
Tab A; Slot B.
Feb 18, 2008
Unscored
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Snakes On A Plane (2006)
Audience says: Boo. Hissssssssssss.
Mar 27, 2007
Scored 1/5
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Spanglish (2004)
Housekeeper aprender Ingl�s r�pido.
May 11, 2005
Scored 3/5
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Speed Racer (2008)
Cars race; movie crashes.
Sep 23, 2008
Scored 1/5
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Surviving Christmas (2004)
Christmas survives, audience doesn't.
Jan 16, 2005
Unscored
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Surviving Christmas (2004)
Christmas survives despite Afflecktations.
Jan 16, 2005
Unscored
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Tune In Tomorrow... (1990)
Radio Free Eurotrash.
Aug 22, 2004
Unscored
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Wiz, The (1978)
Brainless Jackson; no surprise.
Sep 2, 2007
Scored 2/5
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