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Reviews by 'puck_the_bard'
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with a total of
55
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Dark Crystal, The (1982)
J.R.R Henson.
Jul 13, 2004
Unscored
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(14)
Omen, The (1976)
Damien makes Priest kebab.
Jul 8, 2004
Unscored
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(5)
Troy (2004)
Agamemnon shouts, 'Achilles, Heel!'.
Jun 14, 2004
Scored 2/5
Vote
(5)
Straw Dogs (1971)
Nasty Cornish. Pasty Hoffman.
Jul 27, 2004
Unscored
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(4)
Harry Potter And The Prisoner Of Azkaban (2004)
(Old)man bites dog.
Jul 3, 2004
Unscored
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(3)
Psychomania (1973)
Reid practices frog worship.
Jul 30, 2004
Unscored
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(3)
Star Trek II: The Wrath Of Khan (1982)
Ricardo Montalban's fake chest.
Jul 18, 2004
Unscored
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(3)
Troy (2004)
Acting like horse: wooden.
Jun 17, 2004
Scored 2/5
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(3)
Chronicles Of Riddick, The (2004)
From bad to (Under)verse.
Jul 6, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Gladiator (2000)
Throne to the Crow(e)s.
Aug 5, 2004
Unscored
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(2)
Ladyhawke (1985)
Dog, bird and mouse.
Jul 10, 2004
Unscored
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(2)
Omen, The (1976)
Dr Who. Impaled.
Jul 8, 2004
Unscored
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(2)
Psychomania (1973)
Biker toffs are petrified.
Jul 31, 2004
Unscored
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(2)
Sound Of Music, The (1965)
Nazis defeated by song.
Jun 17, 2004
Unscored
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(2)
When Saturday Comes (1996)
Sheffield steel cup victory.
Jun 17, 2004
Unscored
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(2)
Zulu (1964)
Cattle defeat zulu king.
Jul 27, 2004
Unscored
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(2)
Beastmaster, The (1982)
'Animal Magic' with swords.
Jun 16, 2004
Unscored
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(1)
Damien: Omen II (1978)
'Rumpole' buried in sand.
Jul 27, 2004
Unscored
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(1)
Dark Crystal, The (1982)
Scary Skeksys, gormless Gelfling.
Jul 13, 2004
Unscored
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(1)
Day After Tomorrow, The (2004)
Quaiders Lost 'Darko'.
Jul 6, 2004
Unscored
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(1)
Dellamorte Dellamore (1994)
Gin gan ghoulies.
Aug 1, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Glengarry Glen Ross (1992)
Must sell a Lemmon.
Jul 11, 2004
Unscored
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(1)
Guns Of Navarone, The (1961)
Nazi's fooled by wedding.
Jul 27, 2004
Unscored
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(1)
Hackers (1995)
Jolie unlikely computer nerd.
Jul 27, 2004
Unscored
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(1)
Indiana Jones And The Temple Of Doom (1984)
Indy fights for pebbles.
Jul 30, 2004
Unscored
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(1)
Ladyhawke (1985)
'Rumpole' saves feathered Pfeiffer.
Jul 10, 2004
Unscored
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(1)
League Of Extraordinary Gentlemen, The (2003)
M for Moriarty.
Jul 27, 2004
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(1)
League Of Extraordinary Gentlemen, The (2003)
No Moore comic adaptations!
Jul 27, 2004
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(1)
Lethal Weapon 2 (1989)
Glover embarrased by condoms.
Jul 31, 2004
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(1)
Lost In Space (1998)
'Joey' fights metal spiders.
Jun 16, 2004
Unscored
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(1)
Mothra Vs. Godzilla (1964)
Big butterfly battles lizard.
Jul 30, 2004
Unscored
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(1)
Neverending Story II: The Next Chapter, The (1990)
Boy defeats 'Nothing' again.
Aug 16, 2004
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(1)
Neverending Story III: Escape From Fantasia, The (1994)
Neverending? It just has!
Aug 7, 2004
Unscored
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(1)
Neverending Story, The (1984)
Book thief saves world.
Jul 16, 2004
Unscored
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(1)
Omen III: The Final Conflict (1981)
Civil servant is Devil.
Jul 20, 2004
Unscored
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(1)
Raiders Of The Lost Ark (1981)
Frenchman eats fly.
Jul 8, 2004
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(1)
Anaconda (1997)
Voight can't master snarling.
Jul 27, 2004
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Cold Creek Manor (2003)
Dorff drowns horse.
Jul 28, 2004
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Dellamorte Dellamore (1994)
Everett loses erection.
Jun 16, 2004
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Hawk The Slayer (1980)
Dwarf not very short.
Aug 2, 2004
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Hawk The Slayer (1980)
Giant not very tall.
Aug 2, 2004
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Hawk The Slayer (1980)
Fiery Ping-pong bollocks.
Aug 2, 2004
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Hawk The Slayer (1980)
Avian hero slays brother.
Aug 2, 2004
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Indiana Jones And The Last Crusade (1989)
Mr. Bronson is Hitler!
Jul 8, 2004
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Indiana Jones And The Last Crusade (1989)
Frau fucks the Joneses.
Jul 8, 2004
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King Arthur (2004)
'Croupier' King's round table.
Jul 28, 2004
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King Arthur (2004)
Bruckheimer's Arthurian 'truth'.
Jul 28, 2004
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Labyrinth (1986)
Muppets, mullets and magic.
Jul 10, 2004
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Neverending Story, The (1984)
Books can defeat bullies!
Jul 16, 2004
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Nicholas And Alexandra (1971)
Dr. Who starts revolution!
Jul 13, 2004
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Rebel, The (1961)
Hancock paints with cow.
Jul 28, 2004
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Santa Sangre (1989)
Lunatic hallucinates circus freaks.
Jul 27, 2004
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Schindler's List (1993)
Girl with flower. Dies.
Jul 7, 2004
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Zardoz (1974)
Nappy Connery. Crappy film.
Jul 28, 2004
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Zardoz (1974)
Crappy nappy Connery.
Jul 28, 2004
Unscored
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