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Reviews by 'Mutante'
Current status of
Movie buff
with a total of
75
reviews published to date.
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Ghost (1990)
Dead Potters Society.
Feb 28, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(38)
Waterworld (1995)
Tomorrow Never Dries.
May 21, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(27)
High Fidelity (2000)
Sleeping With The NME.
Mar 23, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(26)
Doctor Dolittle (1998)
Ewe talkin to me?
Feb 28, 2004
Scored 2/5
Vote
(23)
High Society (1956)
Bling Crosby.
Apr 20, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(21)
Bend It Like Beckham (2002)
East meets West Ham.
Feb 20, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(19)
Best Little Whorehouse In Texas, The (1982)
Working Five To Nine.
Apr 28, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(19)
Spice World (1997)
One mega broad band.
Jun 12, 2004
Scored 2/5
Vote
(19)
Guru, The (2002)
Sex 'n The Sitar.
Jun 17, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(17)
Thomas Crown Affair, The (1999)
Monet for nothing!
May 21, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(15)
Wind In The Willows, The (1996)
Toad Hall Recall.
Jul 10, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(15)
Pretty Woman (1990)
Faux ho's dough beau.
Mar 22, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(14)
Innerspace (1987)
Sub-dural hero trauma.
Jun 20, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(13)
Junior (1994)
From Herr To Maternity.
Mar 1, 2004
Scored 2/5
Vote
(13)
Last Samurai, The (2003)
Sawn-off Shogun.
Jul 10, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(13)
S.O.B. (1981)
The hills are exposed!
Mar 22, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(13)
Whisky Galore! (1949)
Shingle malt.
May 3, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(12)
Horse Whisperer, The (1998)
Redford as rein man.
May 21, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(11)
Phone Booth (2002)
Dial S For Sniper.
Mar 17, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(11)
Top Gun (1986)
Boyz N the HUD.
Feb 28, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(11)
Color Of Money, The (1986)
Cruise takes Newman's cue.
Feb 20, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(10)
Mean Machine (2001)
Vinnie, vidi, vici.
Mar 14, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(10)
Enemy At The Gates (2001)
Star sniper's Ed shot.
Mar 23, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(9)
Guru, The (2002)
Tantrickster.
Jun 20, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(9)
Scrooge (1970)
High-C dead people.
May 22, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(8)
Italian Job, The (2003)
Mini adventure down drain.
Feb 20, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(7)
K-PAX (2001)
'Beam me up' Potty?
Mar 3, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(7)
Papillon (1973)
Mon stir.
Jun 17, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(7)
Road To Perdition (2002)
BIG hitter.
Jun 17, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(7)
Mean Machine (2001)
Prisoner 4-4-2.
Jun 17, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(6)
Whisky Galore! (1949)
Scottish island gets wrecked.
May 3, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(6)
*batteries not included (1987)
AAA ETs.
May 15, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(5)
Fever Pitch (1997)
Gooner win the league.
Mar 14, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(5)
Mrs. Doubtfire (1993)
Williams drags up kids.
Apr 29, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(5)
South Pacific (1958)
Mitzi washes out seaman.
Jul 10, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(5)
Welcome To The Jungle (2003)
Rock and hard place!
Apr 28, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(5)
XXx (2002)
Vin shaken not stirred.
Apr 20, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(5)
You Only Live Twice (1967)
James Versus The Volcano.
Jul 10, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(5)
8MM (1999)
PI, snuff 'n' stuff.
Mar 14, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(4)
Crossroads (2002)
Britney's wrong turn.
Jun 12, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(4)
Ghosts Of Mars (2001)
Planet repossessed.
Jul 3, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(4)
Knight's Tale, A (2001)
Joust a mere peasant.
May 21, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(4)
Passport To Pimlico (1949)
Cockneys want EC life.
Jun 17, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(4)
Signs (2002)
Farm family wets aliens.
Mar 1, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(4)
Andy Hardy Comes Home (1958)
Rooney scores!
Jun 24, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Bodyguard, The (1992)
Threatened Whitney uses protection.
Mar 15, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(3)
Erotic Adventures Of Pinocchio, The (1971)
Pinocchio nose women!
Jul 10, 2004
Scored 2/5
Vote
(3)
Gone In Sixty Seconds (2000)
Tick TWOC, tick TWOC...
Jun 17, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(3)
Pi (1998)
Mathematician sums up life.
Mar 23, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(3)
Pretty Woman (1990)
Trainee trollop's Trump tryst.
Feb 27, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(3)
Ring, The (2002)
Blockbuster initiates rewind curse.
Mar 2, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(3)
Swimfan (2002)
Tumble turns nasty.
Oct 23, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(3)
Alive (1993)
Conversion to cannibals.
Mar 22, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(2)
Death Race 2000 (1975)
Knock down car race.
Mar 13, 2004
Scored 2/5
Vote
(2)
Dune (1984)
Stoned sandman slays Sting.
Feb 20, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Eagle Has Landed, The (1976)
Adolf wants PM tension.
Feb 27, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Escape To Victory (1981)
POW goal break.
Feb 28, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Groundhog Day (1993)
Cher repeat hell.
May 21, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Monster's Ball (2001)
Fries husband, roasts wife.
Apr 28, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
My True Story (1951)
Rooney shoots!
Jun 24, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Return Of The Living Dead, The (1985)
Brain drain hits Louisville.
Mar 22, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Bedazzled (2000)
Soul cashed in Hurley.
Mar 22, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Body Of Evidence (1993)
Light relief on bonnet.
Feb 25, 2004
Scored 2/5
Vote
(1)
Count Of Monte Cristo, The (2002)
Rags, riches, revenge, redemption.
Mar 20, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Dinner Rush (2000)
Mobster Aiello.
Jun 29, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Gladiator (2000)
Crowe Amply theatrical.
May 21, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Ice Cold In Alex (1958)
Probably best ambulance journey.
Jul 3, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(1)
MASH (1970)
Korea surgeons inject humour.
Apr 28, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Mystic Pizza (1988)
Pizza lands gourmet tip.
Mar 1, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Oklahoma! (1955)
Territory folk singers.
Jun 17, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Snow Dogs (2002)
Alaska to find momma.
Mar 23, 2004
Scored 2/5
Vote
(1)
Woman On Top (2000)
Tasty Cruz stirs loins.
Mar 22, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Die Another Day (2002)
Bond babe iced gem.
Mar 22, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
Dinner Rush (2000)
Mobsters off the menu.
Jul 3, 2004
Unscored
Vote
Heartbreak Ridge (1986)
Dissin' dozen's Grenada attack.
Mar 15, 2004
Scored 4/5
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