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Reviews by 'Koli'
Current status of
Movie deity
with a total of
2324
reviews published to date.
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Con Air (1997)
Boeing. John Malkovich.
Jul 28, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(82)
King And I, The (1956)
Debbie Does Palace.
Apr 26, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(62)
Bad Santa (2003)
Santa empties his sac.
Oct 1, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(54)
Corpse Bride (2005)
Wife after death.
Oct 23, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(54)
Life Of Brian (1979)
Cruci Fiction.
Mar 14, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(53)
28 Days Later (2002)
Zombies solve traffic problems.
Feb 16, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(47)
John Wayne Bobbitt Uncut (1994)
Emission Impossible.
Dec 26, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(47)
Wadd: The Life And Times Of John C. Holmes (1998)
So long, John.
Jul 7, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(46)
American Pie (1999)
Son's in the dessert.
Jul 7, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(45)
Edward Scissorhands (1990)
Dystopiary.
Oct 5, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(44)
Hoffa (1992)
Hoffa they couldn't refuse.
Apr 19, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(43)
Lady Godiva (1955)
A Mercian Beauty.
Sep 25, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(43)
Psycho (1960)
It's curtains for Leigh.
May 21, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(42)
Farmyard Symphony (1938)
Bantam of the opera.
Jun 24, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(40)
Miss Nude America (1976)
States of undress.
Nov 6, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(40)
Thunderpants (2002)
A work o' fart.
Dec 9, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(40)
Black Hawk Down (2001)
Yeah? Ewan who's army?
Jul 17, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(39)
Execution Of Mary Stuart, The (1895)
Mary, head off state.
Dec 13, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(38)
Play Misty For Me (1971)
An Off-Air To Remember.
May 11, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(38)
Marathon Man (1976)
Enamel cruelty.
Feb 17, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(37)
Tadpole (2000)
My stepmother's in Alien!
Apr 8, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(37)
Joe, The Educated Orangoutang, Undressing (1898)
Don't pry mate.
Sep 12, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(36)
Passion Of Joan Of Arc, The (1928)
Joan meets her match.
Aug 25, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(35)
Porn Star: The Legend Of Ron Jeremy (2001)
Ron makes it big.
Jun 15, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(35)
L.A. Confidential (1997)
Jack mild; Bud wiser.
Jan 13, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(34)
40 Days And 40 Nights (2002)
Emission control.
Dec 9, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(33)
Bend It Like Beckham (2002)
Striker has a crack.
Jan 17, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(33)
Female Masturbation (1978)
Girls tickled pink.
Sep 17, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(33)
Italian Job, The (1969)
Caine & able drivers.
Apr 18, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(33)
Julius Caesar (1953)
Ends with Julius seizure.
Dec 17, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(33)
Quo Vadis? (1951)
Christians lionised.
Mar 18, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(33)
Beautiful Mind, A (2001)
Mental arithmatic.
Mar 17, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(32)
Doctor Zhivago (1965)
Tsar Wars: empire struck.
May 21, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(32)
Jaws: The Revenge (1987)
The Brody brunch.
Mar 28, 2004
Scored 2/5
Vote
(32)
S�permen D�n�yor (1979)
Is he a Kurd?
Dec 6, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(32)
What Lies Beneath (2000)
Wife of bath's tale.
Apr 21, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(32)
Winged Migration (2001)
Avian flew.
Oct 27, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(32)
Witches Of Salem: The Horror And The Hope, The (1972)
Dewitched.
Sep 12, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(32)
Dukes Of Hazzard, The (2005)
General motors.
Feb 16, 2006
Scored 2/5
Vote
(31)
Sophie's Choice (1982)
Poles apart.
Nov 21, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(31)
Vagina For Christmas, A (2001)
Epi-fanny.
Jan 4, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(31)
Blues Brothers, The (1980)
Crash and Carrie.
Feb 28, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(30)
Dancing Skeleton, The (1897)
Dancer's a little stiff.
Aug 16, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(30)
One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest (1975)
Irritable nurse loses patients.
Jun 5, 2004
Scored 6/5
Vote
(30)
Bubba Ho-tep (2002)
Kennedy dyed in 1963.
Sep 6, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(29)
Story Of Mount Rushmore: America In Stone, The (1994)
Rocky honour picture show.
Sep 12, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(29)
Zombie Vegetarians (2004)
Zombies eschew flesh.
Apr 26, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(29)
Admiral Dewey Landing At Gibraltar (1899)
The first dockumentary?
Oct 14, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(28)
Alfie (2004)
Jude not nova Caine.
Oct 27, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(28)
Alien (1979)
Holm's where heart isn't.
May 5, 2004
Scored 6/5
Vote
(28)
Passion Of The Christ, The (2004)
Judas is carrion.
Feb 19, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(28)
The Fat Spy (1966)
Licensed to grill.
Jul 5, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(28)
How The West Was Won (1962)
Assault and Peppard.
Mar 14, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(27)
Italian Job, The (1969)
The great drain robbery.
Mar 22, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(27)
Long Jeanne Silver (1977)
Seamen in every port.
Jun 1, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(27)
Stealing A Ham (1898)
Bringing home the bacon.
Sep 15, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(27)
Unbearable Lightness Of Being, The (1988)
Tomas. The tanks. Engineer.
Apr 21, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(27)
Alice (1988)
A toon like Alice.
Mar 14, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(26)
Kill Bill: Vol. 1 (2003)
The Bride gets marred.
Oct 15, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(26)
Naked Party Games (1997)
Lewdo.
Feb 2, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(26)
Pianist, The (2002)
Keys to survival.
May 17, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(26)
XXx (2002)
Exxxecrable.
Mar 14, 2004
Scored 2/5
Vote
(26)
Alien (1979)
Dinner: Hurt divides ribs.
May 16, 2004
Scored 6/5
Vote
(25)
Corporation, The (2003)
PC look at IBM.
Jul 7, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(25)
Female Masturbation (1978)
Red writhing hood.
Sep 20, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(25)
Mr. & Mrs. Smith (2005)
Marriage, contracts.
Apr 20, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(25)
Paleface, The (1948)
Dentist fills Calamity.
Mar 28, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(25)
Thunderpants (2002)
Gone with the wind.
Apr 22, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(25)
Vagina Monologues, The (2002)
Slit wit.
Apr 30, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(25)
Wright Brothers, The (1997)
The Wright Stuff.
Sep 24, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(25)
About Schmidt (2002)
Retired executive seeks company.
May 4, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(24)
Bitter Moon (1992)
Coyote's no road-runner.
Jun 29, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(24)
Closer (2004)
Jude visits Julia's opening.
Dec 4, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(24)
Downfall (2004)
Spoiler: Hitler loses war.
Apr 18, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(24)
Female Masturbation (1978)
Girls go onan on.
Sep 8, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(24)
How Bridget Served The Salad Undressed (1898)
Waitress misconstrues food order.
Mar 28, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(24)
John Wayne Bobbitt Uncut (1994)
Warring wife removes helmet.
Feb 14, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(24)
Skinning Sheep (1901)
Can't run. No hide.
Jun 19, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(24)
Vagina For Christmas, A (2001)
Add-vent.
Jan 4, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(24)
Wimbledon (2004)
Dunst risks being seeded.
Aug 6, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(24)
World's Biggest Gang Bang III - The Houston 620, The (1999)
Houston has a probing.
Jan 13, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(24)
Admiral Dewey And Mayor Van Wyck Going Down Riverside Drive (1899)
Naval gazing.
Mar 18, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(23)
American Pie (1999)
Flute between Willow's lips.
Jun 3, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(23)
Complete Works Of William Shakespeare (Abridged), The (2000)
Avon abridged.
Jul 3, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(23)
Dead Ahead: The Exxon Valdez Disaster (1992)
Birds oiled up. Wicked!
May 16, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(23)
Deliverance (1972)
Dentist endures painful filling.
Apr 23, 2007
Scored 5/5
Vote
(23)
Gymnasium Exercises And Drill At Newport Training School (1900)
Turn of the sentry.
Mar 18, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(23)
Hitler: The Rise Of Evil (2003)
Fuhrer and loathing.
Jul 25, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(23)
Irr�versible (2002)
When No� means no.
May 23, 2005
Scored 6/5
Vote
(23)
One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest (1975)
Chief takes up plumbing.
Jun 7, 2005
Scored 6/5
Vote
(23)
Prince Of Tides, The (1991)
Yentl illness.
Apr 11, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(23)
Super Size Me (2004)
McDonalds ambushed by high-weigh-man.
Apr 8, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(23)
Vagina For Christmas, A (2001)
Muff in the Yule?
Jan 4, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(23)
Zoo (2007)
Unbridled lust.
May 9, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(23)
Aviator, The (2004)
Hughes - just plane crazy.
Feb 14, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(22)
Bowling For Columbine (2002)
Charlton athletic no Moore.
Jul 6, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(22)
Breast Men (1997)
As easy as A>B>C.
Mar 12, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(22)
Chatterbox (1977)
Pubic address system.
Sep 8, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(22)
Cooking With Porn Stars For The Holidays (2002)
Easy Christmas tart, anyone?
Jul 24, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(22)
Echo Of Diana (1963)
Diana's affair ended abruptly.
Aug 8, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(22)
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