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Reviews by 'buzz_clik'
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with a total of
104
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Oldboy (2003)
Enemies hammered, daughter nailed.
Mar 22, 2007
Scored 5/5
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(5)
A.I. Artificial Intelligence (2001)
A love that binaries.
Jan 4, 2007
Scored 3/5
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(4)
Monty Python And The Holy Grail (1975)
Clapping coconuts cause confusion.
Apr 1, 2006
Scored 5/5
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(4)
Nightmare On Elm Street, A (1984)
Freddy: a glove story.
May 9, 2006
Scored 5/5
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(4)
See No Evil, Hear No Evil (1989)
Wilder, Pryor lose senses.
Apr 3, 2006
Scored 2/5
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(4)
Time Bandits (1981)
Gilliam's greedy little gits.
Jun 8, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(4)
American Psycho (2000)
Batman begins... killing people!
Jan 4, 2007
Scored 4/5
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(3)
Blade Runner (1982)
Electric detective eliminates defectives.
Jun 9, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(3)
Blood Diamond (2006)
Diamonds forever, Leo not.
Jan 21, 2008
Scored 5/5
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(3)
Cabin Fever (2002)
Bloody rotten kids!
Jun 9, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(3)
Crash (2004)
Clich�d citizens' contrived collisions.
Mar 30, 2006
Scored 3/5
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(3)
Dreamscape (1984)
Quaid opens his mind.
Mar 28, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(3)
Field Of Dreams (1989)
Vader's voice helps Costner.
Oct 23, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Mariachi, El (1992)
Budget bandits, sans Banderas.
Apr 6, 2006
Scored 4/5
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(3)
Science Of Sleep, The (2006)
St�phane's REMarkable adventures.
Aug 29, 2007
Scored 5/5
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(3)
50 First Dates (2004)
Never remembers being kissed.
Dec 4, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(2)
Alien� (1992)
Ripley without guns, hair.
Sep 9, 2007
Scored 3/5
Vote
(2)
Burning, The (1981)
Freddy + Jason = Cropsy Maniac.
Jan 25, 2008
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Candyman (1992)
Tony Todd plays hooky.
Oct 3, 2005
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Clash Of The Titans (1981)
A clockwork owl.
Mar 9, 2008
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Ghostbusters II (1989)
Vigo took my baby!
Feb 18, 2011
Scored 2/5
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(2)
Jacket, The (2005)
Brody wanders in drawers.
Apr 3, 2006
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Judge Dredd (1995)
Sly removes helmet. Why?
Sep 17, 2004
Scored 2/5
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(2)
Kung Fu Hustle (2004)
Axes of evil.
Oct 18, 2007
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Midnight Run (1988)
Planes, Trains, Automobiles, DeNiro.
Apr 1, 2006
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Monty Python And The Holy Grail (1975)
Heart attack stops monster.
Apr 1, 2006
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Monty Python And The Holy Grail (1975)
Pythons go serfing.
Mar 26, 2008
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Night Of The Living Dead (1968)
Monochrome dead attack homestead.
Jun 11, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Prestige, The (2006)
Jackman collects himself.
Dec 25, 2006
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Primer (2004)
Working stiffs facsimile themselves.
Dec 19, 2006
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Re-Animator (1985)
West's experiments go south.
Oct 11, 2007
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Resident Evil (2002)
Red Queen takes pawns.
Apr 3, 2006
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Twelve Monkeys (1995)
Cold Cole collects clues.
Feb 29, 2008
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Apollo 13 (1995)
In or-bit of trouble.
Jan 21, 2008
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Army Of Darkness (1992)
Good twin has shotgun.
Jan 4, 2007
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Big Trouble In Little China (1986)
Russell feels kinda invincible.
Jun 2, 2008
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Dead Heat (1988)
Cops and rotters.
Nov 26, 2008
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Downfall (2004)
One Ball in bunker.
Oct 19, 2007
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Dreamscape (1984)
Dreamy Dennis stops snakeman.
Mar 29, 2006
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Duel (1971)
Jinxing juggernaut assaults automobile.
Jun 11, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Eraserhead (1977)
Chickens spew black goo.
Nov 28, 2006
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Escape From New York (1981)
Kurt gives patchy performance.
Apr 29, 2008
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Grand Day Out With Wallace And Gromit, A (1989)
Satellite lunch?
Jul 3, 2008
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Hellraiser (1987)
Hell in a box.
May 14, 2007
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Ice Pirates, The (1984)
Space herpie goes bananas.
Jan 22, 2008
Scored 2/5
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(1)
Jabberwocky (1977)
Jones left as bones.
Jan 8, 2007
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Last Prostitute, The (1991)
Oldest profession reaches climax.
May 4, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Maria Full Of Grace (2004)
Maria full of grapes.
Nov 26, 2007
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Metropolis (1927)
Maria full of gears.
Sep 28, 2007
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Once Upon A Time In Mexico (2003)
Johnny Depp, gringo star.
Nov 10, 2005
Scored 4/5
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(1)
One Froggy Evening (1955)
Fickle frog foils fame.
Sep 19, 2007
Scored 5/5
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(1)
One Froggy Evening (1955)
Amphi(bian)theatre.
Sep 19, 2007
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Reservoir Dogs (1992)
Freddy fingers himself.
Dec 19, 2007
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Rosencrantz And Guildenstern Are Dead (1990)
Stoppard's sublime Shakespearean sideplot.
Dec 22, 2006
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Slither (2006)
Fillion fights gestalt ghouls.
Jan 9, 2007
Scored 5/5
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(1)
The Celluloid Closet (1995)
Who's gay for Hollywood.
Oct 15, 2007
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Thing, The (1982)
Things can be deceiving.
Dec 19, 2006
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Three Burials Of Melquiades Estrada, The (2005)
Tommy mourns dead alien.
Jan 22, 2008
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Tideland (2005)
Monster Shark blown up.
Sep 1, 2007
Scored 2/5
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(1)
Tideland (2005)
Dickens' great detonations.
Sep 1, 2007
Scored 2/5
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(1)
Tideland (2005)
Bridges under troubled water.
Sep 10, 2007
Scored 2/5
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(1)
Toy, The (1982)
Gleason gives Pryor opportunity.
Feb 21, 2008
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Transylvania 6-5000 (1985)
Davis plays batty vamp.
Mar 9, 2008
Scored 1/5
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(1)
Village, The (2004)
Yellow mellow, red dead.
Sep 17, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Zombie Flesh Eaters (1979)
Splinter. Eye. Screaming ensues.
Apr 1, 2006
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Adaptation. (2002)
Story swallows its tale.
Dec 18, 2007
Scored 5/5
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Adventures Of Baron Munchausen, The (1988)
Uma: Venus eye trap.
Jan 8, 2007
Scored 3/5
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Alien (1979)
Ridley captures Ripley's underwear.
Apr 2, 2007
Scored 5/5
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Batman (1966)
Fearsome foursome desiccates delegates.
Mar 9, 2008
Scored 3/5
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Brazil (1985)
Dystopian hero, Robert DeNiro.
Jun 8, 2004
Scored 5/5
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Chopper (2000)
Bana gives (f)earless performance.
Apr 12, 2007
Scored 4/5
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Creeping Flesh, The (1973)
Wet bones, growing flesh.
May 8, 2007
Scored 3/5
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Dark Star (1974)
Self aware, self destructs.
May 10, 2008
Scored 4/5
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Dead Heat (1988)
Cop investigates own murder.
Nov 26, 2008
Scored 3/5
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Desperado (1995)
Banderas goes Bucho loco.
Jul 22, 2008
Scored 4/5
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Escape From New York (1981)
Snake unravels at end.
Apr 29, 2008
Scored 4/5
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Evil Dead II (1987)
Return of the Deadites.
Nov 29, 2006
Scored 5/5
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Evil Dead, The (1981)
Ash falls, vines spread.
Nov 28, 2006
Scored 5/5
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Fear And Loathing In Las Vegas (1998)
Depp makes gland gesture.
Oct 15, 2007
Scored 3/5
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Fisher King, The (1991)
Brave Sir Robin's crazy!
Jan 7, 2008
Scored 5/5
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Green Street (2005)
Elijah has thug addiction.
May 11, 2008
Scored 3/5
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Grey, The (2011)
Liam Neeson punches wolves.
Feb 15, 2012
Unscored
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Jacob's Ladder (1990)
Posted, postman, post-man.
Feb 27, 2008
Scored 5/5
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Kung Fu Hustle (2004)
Hand out for Chow.
Oct 18, 2007
Scored 5/5
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Kung Fu Hustle (2004)
Chow has palming influence.
Oct 18, 2007
Scored 5/5
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Kurt & Courtney (1998)
Broomfield is Grunge muckraker.
Jan 8, 2007
Scored 3/5
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Lantana (2001)
Overgrowing weeds, underhanded deeds.
Jun 8, 2004
Scored 4/5
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Living In Oblivion (1995)
Dwarf despises dream sequence.
Jan 25, 2008
Scored 4/5
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Lost In La Mancha (2002)
Gilliam's vision washed away.
Sep 28, 2007
Scored 4/5
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Marathon Man (1976)
The driller thriller.
Mar 9, 2008
Scored 5/5
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Marathon Man (1976)
Olivier has rich diet.
Mar 16, 2008
Scored 5/5
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Nightmare On Elm Street, A (1984)
Depp becomes bloody geyser.
May 9, 2006
Scored 5/5
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One, The (2001)
Li on Li action.
Dec 22, 2006
Scored 3/5
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Poltergeist (1982)
Investigator's face is a-peeling.
Oct 16, 2007
Scored 4/5
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Secret Window (2004)
Brainchild of the corn.
Jan 4, 2008
Scored 4/5
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Sexy Beast (2000)
Kingsley is very insistent.
Nov 9, 2007
Scored 5/5
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Shoot 'Em Up (2007)
Smith's carrot ruins eyesight.
Sep 3, 2008
Scored 2/5
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Shoot 'Em Up (2007)
Monica milks her performance.
Sep 3, 2008
Scored 2/5
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Suture (1993)
Brothers have other colours.
Apr 12, 2006
Scored 5/5
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Tell-Tale Heart, The (1953)
Creepy cartoon with heart.
Apr 4, 2008
Scored 3/5
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