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Reviews by 'CA'
Current status of
Movie buff
with a total of
50
reviews published to date.
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High Fidelity (2000)
Jack Black sings Gaye.
Nov 9, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(3)
Raiders Of The Lost Ark (1981)
Huge boulder chases archaeologist.
Nov 11, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(3)
Jackass: The Movie (2002)
Rental car destruction = funny.
Nov 10, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(2)
Labyrinth (1986)
Bowie's package entrances muppets.
Nov 10, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
PCU (1994)
Stoners play ultimate frisbee.
Nov 11, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
8 Crazy Nights (2002)
Old midget referees basketball.
Nov 20, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Almost Famous (2000)
'Tiny Dancer' reunites band.
Nov 11, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
American Beauty (1999)
Teen sells Spacey pot.
Nov 12, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Animal House (1978)
Belushi wears 'college' shirt.
Nov 11, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Breakdance: The Movie (1984)
Spinning causes shitty dancing.
Nov 13, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Die Hard (1988)
Carl Winslow aids Bruce.
Dec 11, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Dumb & Dumber (1994)
Beavis and Butthead live.
Nov 10, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Falling Down (1993)
Blue-collared psycho snaps.
Nov 9, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Fight Club (1999)
Soap ingredients are harmful.
Nov 10, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Goonies, The (1985)
Immigrant worker finds jewels.
Nov 21, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Kingpin (1996)
Washed-up bowler porks landlord.
Nov 13, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Lion King, The (1994)
Life takes circular pattern.
Nov 11, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Look Who's Talking Too (1990)
Baby Rosanne = extrememly annoying.
Nov 11, 2003
Scored 1/5
Vote
(1)
Muppets Take Manhattan (1984)
Muppets get real jobs.
Nov 13, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Naked Gun 2 1/2: The Smell Of Fear, The (1991)
OJ wears huge afro.
Nov 10, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Pink Floyd The Wall (1982)
Protective mother builds 'wall'.
Dec 11, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
8MM (1999)
Perverted porn makers pinched.
Nov 10, 2003
Scored 2/5
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Adventures In Babysitting (1987)
Thor fixes babysitter's car.
Nov 11, 2003
Scored 4/5
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All The Right Moves (1983)
Pubescent Cruise scores points.
Nov 10, 2003
Scored 2/5
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American History X (1998)
Skinhead prison rape enlightens.
Nov 11, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Another Stakeout (1993)
Ick, Rosie in leather.
Nov 11, 2003
Scored 1/5
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Arlington Road (1999)
Explosions... bad guy wins.
Nov 9, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Billy Madison (1995)
Sandler wins academic triathalon.
Nov 11, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Billy Madison (1995)
Gay principle digs Sandler.
Dec 17, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Bio-Dome (1996)
Potheads do Safety Dance.
Nov 20, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Clockwork Orange, A (1971)
Alex tolchocks society.
Nov 9, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Dangerous Minds (1995)
Coolio defies teacher's authority.
Nov 23, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Dogma (1999)
Catholocism, Christ go mainstream.
Nov 23, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Gone In Sixty Seconds (2000)
Stolen cars, timely fashion.
Nov 10, 2003
Scored 1/5
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Hand That Rocks The Cradle, The (1992)
Bitch borrows baby.
Nov 10, 2003
Scored 2/5
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Harry Potter And The Philosopher's Stone (2001)
Cleese haunts Hogwart's.
Nov 20, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Independence Day (1996)
President learns about Roswell.
Nov 13, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Indiana Jones And The Last Crusade (1989)
Holy Grail cures all.
Nov 11, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Indiana Jones And The Last Crusade (1989)
Crossing seal destroys cave.
Nov 11, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Mighty Wind, A (2003)
Color-worshipping folkies rock.
Nov 9, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Monty Python And The Holy Grail (1975)
Kings, Sirs, cuts, coconuts.
Nov 9, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Office Space (1999)
Michael Bolton's catalogue celebrated.
Nov 23, 2003
Scored 5/5
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PCU (1994)
George Clinton plays frat.
Nov 11, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Pulp Fiction (1994)
Soul in a briefcase.
Nov 11, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Radio (2003)
Harris hires handicapped help.
Nov 20, 2003
Scored 4/5
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School Of Rock, The (2003)
Tenacious D-eacher teaches rock.
Nov 9, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Son In Law (1993)
Pauly down on farm.
Nov 11, 2003
Scored 2/5
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That Thing You Do! (1996)
Liv makes great groupie.
Nov 14, 2003
Scored 4/5
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The Adventures Of Bob & Doug McKenzie: Strange Brew (1983)
Great White (drunk) North.
Nov 11, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Very Brady Sequel, A (1996)
Ex-husband trips on mushrooms.
Nov 12, 2003
Scored 2/5
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