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Reviews by 'Anika'
Current status of
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with a total of
125
reviews published to date.
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Cast Away (2000)
Wilson: round silent type.
Dec 11, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(17)
Identity (2003)
Killer embraces inner child.
Dec 1, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(9)
Austin Powers: International Man Of Mystery (1997)
Alotta bubbles in tub.
Dec 2, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(8)
Princess Bride, The (1987)
Prepare to die laughing.
Dec 1, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(8)
Gattaca (1997)
Hawke wears borrowed genes.
Nov 30, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(7)
Star Wars: Episode IV - A New Hope (1977)
Luke decants fine whine.
Dec 1, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(7)
Blair Witch Project, The (1999)
'snot the usual close-up.
Dec 3, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(6)
Deliverance (1972)
Beatty Call.
Jan 5, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(6)
Thing, The (1982)
Don't pet Norwegian dog.
Dec 4, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(6)
Amistad (1997)
Amistad, no �friend ship�.
Dec 14, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(5)
Capricorn One (1977)
O.J. doesn't get away.
Dec 2, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(5)
Jackie Brown (1997)
Jackie Brown bags it.
Dec 2, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(5)
Blazing Saddles (1974)
Methane supper aura lingers.
Dec 3, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(4)
Children Of Heaven (1997)
Persian siblings share soles.
Jan 4, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(4)
Psycho (1960)
Crane joins dead birds.
Dec 13, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(4)
Rope (1948)
Dinner on dead friend.
Jan 9, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(4)
American Beauty (1999)
Blowing trash made beautiful.
Dec 3, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(3)
Armageddon (1998)
Asteroid, eardrums destroyed.
Dec 1, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(3)
Blade Runner (1982)
Deckard's humanity in doubt.
Jan 8, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(3)
Chinatown (1974)
Nicholson gets third nostril.
Dec 8, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(3)
Cool Hand Luke (1967)
Newman gets free sauna.
Dec 3, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(3)
Dr. Strangelove Or: How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love The Bomb (1964)
Da bomb; Kubrik's best.
Dec 2, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(3)
Jurassic Park (1993)
Amber parks Mesozoic DNA.
Dec 9, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(3)
Lolita (1962)
Kid's cavity filled again.
Dec 2, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(3)
Matrix Reloaded, The (2003)
Neo gets Trinity's shades.
Dec 1, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(3)
Men Of Honor (2000)
Diver-sity sunk in melodrama.
Sep 1, 2003
Scored 2/5
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(3)
Pirates Of The Caribbean: The Curse Of The Black Pearl (2003)
Bloom as Guybrush Threepwood.
Dec 2, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(3)
Rocky Horror Picture Show, The (1975)
Velvety lips opening, mesmerizing.
Dec 3, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(3)
Star Trek: The Motion Picture (1979)
Bald female reassures Shatner.
Dec 5, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(3)
Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace (1999)
Amidala weight trains neck.
Dec 7, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(3)
Terminator 2: Judgment Day (1991)
Runny cop permanently liquidated.
Jan 4, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(3)
There's Something About Mary (1998)
Geriatric tongues her pooch.
Dec 2, 2003
Scored 1/5
Vote
(3)
A.I. Artificial Intelligence (2001)
Spielberg Schmaltz gums circuitry.
Dec 5, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Dragonheart (1996)
A hearty dragon tale.
Dec 3, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Frenzy (1972)
Bartender, potatoes, barmaid sacked.
Jan 4, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Glen Or Glenda (1953)
Pseudohermaphroditism demystified.
Dec 1, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Life Is Beautiful (1997)
Holocaust hilarity?
Dec 3, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Lord Of The Rings: The Fellowship Of The Ring, The (2001)
Jackson snubs Tom Bombadil.
Dec 2, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Lord Of The Rings: The Return Of The King, The (2003)
Frodo, story wrapped up.
Jan 4, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Memento (2000)
Killer has inky arm.
Dec 2, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Minority Report (2002)
Punishment and no Crime.
Nov 30, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Mulholland Drive (2001)
Despairing dyke's dying daydream.
Dec 8, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Patriot, The (2000)
Leaden soldiers make bullets.
Dec 1, 2003
Scored 2/5
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(2)
Pulp Fiction (1994)
Travolta: Amateur heart surgeon.
Dec 1, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Reservoir Dogs (1992)
Tarantino's rainbow of cruelty.
Dec 1, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Road To Perdition (2002)
Hanks in photo finish.
Jan 8, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Sling Blade (1996)
Thornton very convincing moron.
Dec 3, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Star Trek: Insurrection (1998)
Alien facials recall 'Brazil'.
Dec 11, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Treasure Of The Sierra Madre, The (1948)
Death dims Dobb's prospects.
Dec 5, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(2)
When Harry Met Sally... (1989)
Orgasmic food for thought.
Jan 16, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(2)
28 Days Later (2002)
Manchester soldiers de-evolve.
Dec 4, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
African Queen, The (1951)
Boozehound draws old maid.
Dec 5, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Akira Kurosawa's Dreams (1990)
Ice goddess beckons snowbound.
Nov 30, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Antwone Fisher (2002)
Fisher, surprisingly good catch.
Nov 30, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Bend It Like Beckham (2002)
Jesminder kicks about tradition.
Dec 17, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Brazil (1985)
MEMO: Paperwork enslaves humankind.
Jan 11, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Contact (1997)
New-Agey space encounter.
Dec 3, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Cromwell (1970)
Prig in pilgrim's hat.
Nov 30, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Emperor's Club, The (2002)
Student scores below Hundert.
Nov 30, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Evelyn (2002)
Ire-ish father chokes penguin.
Dec 13, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Frequency (2000)
Scramble avoids mega hurts.
Nov 30, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Full Metal Jacket (1987)
Vietnam war in England.
Dec 2, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Galaxy Quest (1999)
Star Trek warped, 10!
Nov 30, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Lord Of The Rings: The Return Of The King, The (2003)
Bilbo's pity proven fateful.
Jan 4, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Lord Of The Rings: The Two Towers, The (2002)
Flaming ent dives in.
Nov 30, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Matrix, The (1999)
Anderson volts; Neo revolts.
Dec 13, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Matrix, The (1999)
Girl in Red, immaterial.
Dec 13, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Passion Of Joan Of Arc, The (1928)
Joan's silent suffering crowned.
Nov 30, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Paths Of Glory (1957)
Cockroach killed, balances universe.
Dec 1, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Pay It Forward (2000)
Schoolboy starts kindness ripple.
Dec 17, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Se7en (1995)
Denouement of catechism quiz.
Dec 3, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Star Trek III: The Search For Spock (1984)
Starfleet, Klingons swap vessels.
Dec 9, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home (1986)
Kirk transports kindred blowhole.
Dec 8, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country (1991)
Bones malpractices on Klingon.
Dec 2, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Star Wars: Episode II - Attack Of The Clones (2002)
Lucas can't clone success.
Dec 9, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Star Wars: Episode VI - Return Of The Jedi (1983)
Saccharine Jedi curtain call.
Dec 9, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
To Have And Have Not (1944)
Harry, Slim remake 'Casablanca'.
Dec 1, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Usual Suspects, The (1995)
Verbal yarn snags Chazz.
Dec 8, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Vanishing, The (1988)
Psychotic digs Dutch couple.
Jan 5, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(1)
2001 - A Space Odyssey (1968)
Slab confounds lowbrows, highbrows.
Dec 2, 2003
Scored 5/5
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About Schmidt (2002)
Runaway in motorhome.
Nov 30, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Antz (1998)
Incest-er morphs to insect?
Dec 8, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Apollo 13 (1995)
Drama NASA hid, re-launched.
Nov 30, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Bad Santa (2003)
Hollywood assaults Santa's character.
Dec 17, 2003
Scored 2/5
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Barry Lyndon (1975)
O'Neill sports 1700's duds.
Dec 3, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Blade Runner (1982)
Ford in future noir.
Jan 8, 2004
Scored 5/5
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Caine Mutiny, The (1954)
Crew capsizes paranoid captain.
Dec 5, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Casablanca (1942)
Vichy Louis shrewdly survives.
Dec 5, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Chicken Run (2000)
Claymation chickens in bondage.
Dec 7, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Clockwork Orange, A (1971)
McDowell gets Golum eyes.
Dec 3, 2003
Scored 2/5
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Dancer In The Dark (2000)
Tragically myopic Bjork.
Jan 8, 2004
Scored 3/5
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Deliverance (1972)
Burt's bravado dunked.
Dec 1, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Dersu Uzala (1975)
Chinese gnome traverses Siberia.
Dec 2, 2003
Scored 3/5
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E.T.: The Extra-Terrestrial (1982)
NA-SS-A seeks, nabs extra-terrestrial.
Dec 9, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Eyes Wide Shut (1999)
Sex gorge regurgitates couple.
Dec 3, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Finding Nemo (2003)
Another motherless Disney urchin.
Jan 23, 2004
Scored 4/5
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Gerry (2002)
Road movie on foot.
Dec 6, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Green Mile, The (1999)
Talented mouse, unconscionable end.
Dec 3, 2003
Scored 4/5
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In Cold Blood (1967)
Family slaughtered for $40.
Dec 1, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Indiana Jones And The Last Crusade (1989)
Connery models good penmanship
Dec 9, 2003
Scored 4/5
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