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Reviews by 'chaypher'
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with a total of
114
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Mortal Kombat (1995)
Flawless victory? Sub-zero quality!
Jul 20, 2003
Scored 2/5
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(5)
Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace (1999)
George Lucas's phantom script.
Jul 17, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(5)
Blair Witch 2: Book Of Shadows (2000)
Lost in woods. Again.
Jul 17, 2003
Scored 1/5
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(4)
Little Mermaid, The (1989)
Ingenious bra of shells.
Apr 3, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(4)
Mighty Wind, A (2003)
Queer as folk singers.
Jul 4, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(4)
12 Angry Men (1957)
Airconditioner broken = hot heads.
Feb 15, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(3)
28 Days Later (2002)
Anger mismanagement causes epidemic.
Apr 3, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(3)
Boogie Nights (1997)
Wahlberg increases the piece!
Apr 3, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(3)
Chitty Chitty Bang Bang (1968)
Flying fenders, big suspenders!
Jul 27, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(3)
Last Samurai, The (2003)
Army Cruise gets shanghaied.
Feb 15, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(3)
League Of Extraordinary Gentlemen, The (2003)
X-Men`s unwelcome Victorian relatives.
Feb 15, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(3)
Pirates Of The Caribbean: The Curse Of The Black Pearl (2003)
Depp gets drunk Knightley!
Oct 1, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(3)
Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back (1980)
Jedi father forces hand.
Jul 20, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(3)
Thelma And Louise (1991)
Pre-menstrually tense post-feminism.
Jul 20, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(3)
Boogie Nights (1997)
Marky Mark's extended player.
Jul 21, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Fahrenheit 9/11 (2004)
Moore starts Bush fire.
Jul 18, 2004
Unscored
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(2)
JFK (1991)
Magic bullet hits mark.
Jul 20, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Lord Of The Rings: The Return Of The King, The (2003)
Gollum's Crack is Doomed.
Feb 15, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Man Called Horse, A (1970)
Harris gets nipple-piercings!
Jul 21, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Planet Of The Apes (1968)
Heston hates hairy humanoids.
Jul 18, 2003
Scored 2/5
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(2)
Reservoir Dogs (1992)
Roth deceives, Keitel believes.
Jul 19, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Shining, The (1980)
Chilling perfomance by Nicholson.
Jul 20, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Star Wars: Episode II - Attack Of The Clones (2002)
Anakin becomes James Dean.
Jul 17, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Superman (1978)
Superhero with strings attached.
Jul 17, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Tank Girl (1995)
'Mad Max' with kangaroos.
Apr 3, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Terminator, The (1984)
Hamilton compresses cyborg's data.
Aug 7, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Akira (1988)
Teen tyrant topples Tokyo.
Feb 15, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Army Of Darkness (1992)
Ash fights self- literally.
Feb 15, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Army Of Darkness (1992)
Shop smart- shop S-Mart(yr).
Feb 15, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Army Of Darkness (1992)
Mechanical hand, dynamite- GROOVY!!
Feb 15, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Army Of Darkness (1992)
Ash goes with she-bitch!
Feb 16, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Blob, The (1988)
Cream and custard needed!
Feb 15, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Bowling For Columbine (2002)
Heston pisses off Moore.
Feb 14, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Clash Of The Titans (1981)
Ancient Greek derring do.
Jul 17, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Exorcist, The (1973)
Floating beds, revolving heads.
Jul 21, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Green Mile, The (1999)
Hanks tries black magic.
Jul 18, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Hulk (2003)
Ang likes split screens.
Feb 14, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(1)
If... (1968)
Kids rebel, teachers expel.
Jul 20, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Kill Bill: Vol. 1 (2003)
Bride takes blood-bath!
Jan 4, 2004
Scored 5/5
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Kill Bill: Vol. 1 (2003)
Uma paints town red.
Jan 4, 2004
Scored 5/5
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Kill Bill: Vol. 2 (2004)
Buffalo Bill gets Bride-led.
Feb 15, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Lost In Translation (2003)
American insomniacs do sushi.
Jul 3, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Maltese Falcon, The (1941)
Bogart picks up bird.
Feb 15, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Man Called Horse, A (1970)
Soldier gets suspended.
Jul 21, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Mississippi Burning (1988)
Murderous Yanks close ranks.
Jul 21, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Oliver! (1968)
Fagin's dodgy kiddy collection.
Nov 7, 2005
Scored 3/5
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(1)
School Of Rock, The (2003)
Kids do Black Rock!
Feb 15, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Shining, The (1980)
Johnny grinds his axe!
Jul 20, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Shining, The (1980)
Jack's no dull boy!
Jul 20, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
The Adventures Of Bob & Doug McKenzie: Strange Brew (1983)
Canadians motivated by beer.
Apr 3, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Trainspotting (1996)
Edinburgh junkies trip out.
Jul 19, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Twelve Monkeys (1995)
Monkeying around with time.
Feb 15, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(1)
X2 (2003)
Wolverine meets female equal.
Jul 17, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
�Three Amigos! (1986)
Camp comics, butch bandits .
Feb 15, 2004
Scored 3/5
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Abyss, The (1989)
Dredging depths of suspense!
Jun 13, 2004
Scored 3/5
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Ace Ventura: Pet Detective (1994)
Carrey bothers pet owners.
Jul 17, 2003
Scored 1/5
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Batman (1966)
Camp, caped crusaders- KAPOWW!
Feb 14, 2004
Scored 3/5
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Batman (1989)
The Joke(r)`s on Keaton.
Jul 17, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Batman Forever (1995)
Kilmer catches kitsch Carrey.
Jul 4, 2004
Unscored
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Batman Returns (1992)
Cats, penguins vs bats!
Jul 20, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Braveheart (1995)
Gibson gets historic freedom.
Jul 19, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Braveheart (1995)
Gibson's rewritten Scottish history.
Jul 19, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Brotherhood Of The Wolf (2001)
Fighting, monsters, period drama.
Jul 17, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Cannonball Run, The (1981)
Reynolds runs on empty.
Jul 20, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Clockwork Orange, A (1971)
Malenkies in right horrorshow!
Jul 20, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Daredevil (2003)
Novel fight/ chat-up scene.
Jul 23, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Deer Hunter, The (1978)
Dead deers, dead queers!
Apr 3, 2004
Scored 5/5
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Devils, The (1971)
Olly burns in hell!
Jul 20, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Dog Day Afternoon (1975)
Gay Pacino banks hostages.
Jul 18, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Dogville (2003)
Dogging it in Dogville.
Jul 5, 2004
Unscored
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Dumb & Dumber (1994)
Dumb dudes, clever comedy.
Jul 17, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Enemy Of The State (1998)
Smith keeps running away.
Jul 11, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind (2004)
Straight Carrey, twisted Winslet.
Jul 6, 2004
Unscored
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Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind (2004)
Quirky Kate, Jim straight.
Jul 6, 2004
Unscored
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Evil Dead II (1987)
Dead girlfriends do dancing.
Feb 15, 2004
Scored 5/5
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Evil Dead II (1987)
Deadites = ashes to Ash's.
Feb 15, 2004
Scored 5/5
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Evil Dead, The (1981)
Satanic Verses get revenge.
Apr 3, 2004
Scored 5/5
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Fast And The Furious, The (2001)
Boy racers with guns.
Feb 15, 2004
Scored 3/5
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Hulk (2003)
Bana bums bulging behemoth.
Jul 17, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Jackie Brown (1997)
DeNiro aint de negro!
Jul 21, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Jurassic Park (1993)
Flintstones pet gets cloned.
Jul 18, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Maltese Falcon, The (1941)
Bogart takes up birdwatching.
Feb 15, 2004
Scored 4/5
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Minority Report (2002)
Future crime, tedious time.
Feb 15, 2004
Scored 3/5
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Nuts In May (1976)
Countryside campaigners enforce views.
Feb 28, 2004
Scored 5/5
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Nuts In May (1976)
Scary, hairy, happy campers.
Jul 4, 2004
Scored 5/5
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One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest (1975)
Big dumb Indian pretending.
Jul 20, 2003
Scored 5/5
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One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest (1975)
Jack's asylum high-jinx.
Jul 20, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Peter Pan (1953)
Wendy wins over weans.
Jul 5, 2004
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Point Break (1991)
Surfing wax catches criminals.
Jul 4, 2004
Scored 5/5
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Pulp Fiction (1994)
Bruce's breakfast kills Travolta!
Jul 18, 2003
Scored 5/5
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S.O.B. (1981)
Watch for Andrews's tits!
Jul 17, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Shallow Grave (1994)
Ginger tosser gets revenge.
Jul 19, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Shining, The (1980)
Wendy whines, Danny shines.
Jul 20, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Signs (2002)
Aliens bored to death!
Jul 18, 2003
Scored 2/5
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Sixth Sense, The (1999)
Shrink needs psychic therapy.
Apr 4, 2004
Scored 4/5
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Sixth Sense, The (1999)
'I see kiddy stalkers!'.
Apr 4, 2004
Scored 4/5
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Spider-Man (2002)
Gooey geek get's girl.
Jul 17, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Star Wars: Episode IV - A New Hope (1977)
'Seven Samurai' reworked, apparently.
Jul 17, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Star Wars: Episode VI - Return Of The Jedi (1983)
Rebels lost in woods.
Jul 20, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Supergirl (1984)
Supergirl less than super.
Jul 20, 2003
Scored 3/5
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