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Reviews by 'Chris'
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with a total of
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reviews published to date.
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Shawshank Redemption, The (1994)
Amazingly, it's Stephen King.
May 3, 2002
Scored 4/5
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(5)
Star Wars: Episode VI - Return Of The Jedi (1983)
Ewoks ruin perfect ending.
Apr 28, 2002
Scored 5/5
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(3)
Wild Things (1998)
Denise, Neve, lesbian, drool.
Apr 28, 2002
Scored 4/5
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(3)
Jaws (1975)
Barracuda, "Huh?". Shark, PANIC.
Apr 27, 2002
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Matrix, The (1999)
Overrated '90s 'Tron' retread.
Apr 30, 2002
Scored 2/5
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(2)
Princess Bride, The (1987)
Hilarious quote machine fairytale.
Apr 28, 2002
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Titanic (1997)
Iceberg kills Leo. YAY!
Apr 28, 2002
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Wild Things (1998)
Lesbians Threesomes. Bacon naked.
Apr 30, 2002
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Back To The Future (1985)
'Doctor Who' meets DeLorean.
Apr 29, 2002
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Good Will Hunting (1997)
Genius, love, cursing, Boston.
Apr 30, 2002
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Metropolis (1927)
Grandfather of all sci-fi.
Apr 30, 2002
Scored 5/5
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(1)
O Brother, Where Art Thou? (2000)
Depression era Homer hijinks.
Apr 28, 2002
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Raiders Of The Lost Ark (1981)
The action serial reinvented.
Apr 30, 2002
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Scorpion King, The (2002)
Rock, stick to wrestling.
Apr 28, 2002
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Speed (1994)
Reeves, Bullock, Hopper. Boring.
Apr 30, 2002
Scored 2/5
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(1)
Star Wars: Episode VI - Return Of The Jedi (1983)
Much more than Ewoks!
May 3, 2002
Scored 5/5
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(1)
There's Something About Mary (1998)
Gross, but pretty good.
Apr 30, 2002
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Walkabout (1971)
Interesting, plus naked Jenny!
Apr 30, 2002
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Yellow Submarine (1968)
The Beatles take drugs.
Apr 28, 2002
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Adventures Of Priscilla, Queen Of The Desert, The (1994)
Aussie queens in bus.
Apr 29, 2002
Scored 3/5
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Animal House (1978)
Belushi at his peak.
Apr 29, 2002
Scored 5/5
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Frequency (2000)
Ham radio changes everything.
Apr 29, 2002
Scored 5/5
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Me, Myself & Irene (2000)
Jim, Renee, dirty, funny.
Apr 30, 2002
Scored 4/5
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Michael (1996)
Blasphemous, boring, Travolta drivel.
Apr 30, 2002
Scored 1/5
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Moulin Rouge! (2001)
Baz-blended enigmatic musical.
Apr 30, 2002
Scored 5/5
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Muriel's Wedding (1994)
ABBA, Toni, bad ending.
Apr 30, 2002
Scored 3/5
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Pretty In Pink (1986)
Molly, Hughes at peak.
Apr 30, 2002
Scored 5/5
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Sixth Sense, The (1999)
Shyamalan creates outstanding film.
Apr 30, 2002
Scored 5/5
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Thomas Crown Affair, The (1999)
Exciting; Brosnan, Russo sizzle.
Apr 30, 2002
Scored 5/5
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Truman Show, The (1998)
Great stretch for Carrey.
Apr 30, 2002
Scored 5/5
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Willy Wonka And The Chocolate Factory (1971)
Timeless, unique children's film.
Apr 30, 2002
Scored 5/5
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World Is Not Enough, The (1999)
Bond, nukes, Denise, tasty!
Apr 30, 2002
Scored 5/5
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