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Reviews by 'Corduroy Pillow'
Current status of
Movie star
with a total of
970
reviews published to date.
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Pretty Woman (1990)
Shags to riches.
Jan 25, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(107)
Rain Man (1988)
Con autist.
Oct 26, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(106)
One Hour Photo (2002)
Robin: Thief Of Prints.
Apr 13, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(74)
Zoolander (2001)
War of the poses.
Oct 22, 2003
Scored 2/5
Vote
(69)
50 First Dates (2004)
Drew a blank.
Feb 28, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(67)
Braveheart (1995)
William shakes spear.
Jun 19, 2004
Scored 2/5
Vote
(64)
Single White Female (1992)
A vicious roomer.
Apr 29, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(59)
Fugitive, The (1993)
Indy and a Jones.
Apr 13, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(57)
Twister (1996)
Attack Of Killer Tornadoes.
Dec 2, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(56)
Bourne Supremacy, The (2004)
Bourne again.
Jun 2, 2004
Scored 0/5
Vote
(55)
Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind (2004)
Erase Ventura: Past Defective.
Apr 28, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(55)
Ghost (1990)
Foreclay?
Aug 15, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(54)
Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace (1999)
Poor little orphan Ani.
Oct 19, 2003
Scored 2/5
Vote
(53)
Super Size Me (2004)
Arches enemy.
Jul 6, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(53)
Seven Brides For Seven Brothers (1954)
Super marry o' brothers.
Oct 5, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(52)
Shawshank Redemption, The (1994)
'Accountant Of Monte Cristo'.
Nov 28, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(49)
Cool Runnings (1993)
Icy sled people.
Jan 24, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(48)
On The Waterfront (1954)
Wharfare.
Sep 4, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(48)
Shrek (2001)
Big Fat Green Wedding.
Jun 6, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(47)
Big (1988)
Tomboy.
Apr 9, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(45)
Pirates Of The Caribbean: The Curse Of The Black Pearl (2003)
Walt Disney World, Orlando.
May 29, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(45)
Titanic (1997)
Hook: sink liner.
Nov 6, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(45)
Robin Hood: Prince Of Thieves (1991)
Beau and arrows.
Mar 31, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(42)
8 Mile (2002)
Bum raps.
Apr 4, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(41)
Monty Python And The Holy Grail (1975)
Ni-slapper.
Jul 3, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(41)
Few Good Men, A (1992)
Adventures of Tom lawyer.
Nov 24, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(40)
Field Of Dreams (1989)
Everybody loves Ray's mound.
Mar 10, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(39)
Almost Famous (2000)
Rock, Hudson.
Jul 12, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(38)
Forever Young (1992)
Mel freezes over.
Jul 31, 2004
Scored 1/5
Vote
(38)
Little Shop Of Horrors (1986)
Da vine comedy.
Jun 8, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(38)
Run Lola Run (1998)
Running to and frau.
Dec 14, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(38)
Saved! (2004)
Macaulay Culkin, Ho Malone.
Jul 11, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(38)
Story Of The Weeping Camel, The (2003)
Humped-back wails.
Nov 13, 2004
Scored 6/5
Vote
(38)
Crocodile Dundee (1986)
Mick. Dagger.
Feb 29, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(37)
Fugitive, The (1993)
Deadly faux paw.
Dec 10, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(37)
Hand That Rocks The Cradle, The (1992)
Scary Poppins.
Apr 17, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(37)
Rudolph, the Red-Nosed Reindeer (1964)
Rebel Without A Claus.
Jan 29, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(37)
Catch Me If You Can (2002)
Leo's tour de forge.
Oct 19, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(36)
Lost In Translation (2003)
Coppola 'mericans in Japan.
Oct 24, 2003
Scored 2/5
Vote
(36)
Ocean's Eleven (2001)
Julia. Robbers.
Feb 29, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(36)
Six Days Seven Nights (1998)
One weak vacation.
Nov 29, 2003
Scored 1/5
Vote
(36)
Sliding Doors (1998)
Tube or not tube.
Feb 19, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(36)
Super Size Me (2004)
McDonald trump.
Sep 19, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(36)
Whale Rider (2002)
Pai, Princess of Whales.
Nov 27, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(36)
Memento (2000)
'Review To A Kill'.
Oct 19, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(35)
Crash (2004)
Race, cars.
Jun 4, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(34)
How To Make An American Quilt (1995)
Patch madams.
Oct 18, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(34)
Indiana Jones And The Last Crusade (1989)
Keeping cup with Joneses.
Mar 22, 2005
Scored 2/5
Vote
(34)
Kurt & Courtney (1998)
Kurtains.
Jul 20, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(34)
Shaun Of The Dead (2004)
Nighy Of Living Dead.
Oct 21, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(34)
Am�lie (2001)
Gnome away from home.
Jul 15, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(33)
Bambi (1942)
Love, love me doe.
Jun 15, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(33)
Carrie (1976)
Scarrie.
Jul 9, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(33)
Little Nicky (2000)
Devil make heir.
Dec 21, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(33)
Silence Of The Lambs, The (1991)
Anthony hops skins.
Sep 14, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(33)
Anger Management (2003)
'Mad in Manhattan'.
Oct 23, 2003
Scored 2/5
Vote
(32)
Finding Neverland (2004)
Straight on til mourning.
Mar 19, 2005
Scored 6/5
Vote
(32)
Flightplan (2005)
Grieving on jet plane.
Oct 6, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(32)
Motorcycle Diaries, The (2004)
Che's All That.
Jan 1, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(32)
My Big Fat Greek Wedding (2002)
Funny as hellenism.
Aug 31, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(32)
Planes, Trains And Automobiles (1987)
Lost In Transportation.
Mar 21, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(32)
Swimming Pool (2003)
Women in piscine match.
Sep 2, 2003
Scored 1/5
Vote
(32)
American Pie 2 (2001)
Flutist hits the G.
Mar 17, 2004
Scored 2/5
Vote
(31)
Anna And The King (1999)
Look who's Thai king.
Dec 6, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(31)
Demonstrating The Action Of The Brown Hoisting And Conveying Machine In Unloading A Schooner Of Iron Ore, And Loading The Material On The Cars (1900)
Port. Land. Ore gone.
Jul 2, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(31)
Heist (2001)
Anagram: Shite.
Nov 29, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(31)
Madagascar (2005)
Stiller is zoo lander.
Jun 25, 2005
Scored 2/5
Vote
(31)
Nine Months (1995)
Hugh-Moore-ous!
Oct 31, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(31)
Shaun Of The Dead (2004)
Unkill Bill.
Oct 21, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(31)
Snow White And The Seven Dwarfs (1937)
Bad choice, upon reflection.
Jun 2, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(31)
Alive (1993)
Reality Frostbites.
Jul 22, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(30)
Billy Elliot (2000)
Makes a miner pointe.
Apr 18, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(30)
Run Lola Run (1998)
Chick 'n' run.
Dec 6, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(30)
Thirteen (2003)
Appalling 13.
May 10, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(30)
You've Got Mail (1998)
Meg logs onto Hotmale.
Mar 4, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(30)
Enron: The Smartest Guys In The Room (2005)
Enwrong.
Jul 20, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(29)
Fahrenheit 9/11 (2004)
George Of The Bungle.
Oct 10, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(29)
King Kong (1933)
Faytal Attraction.
Aug 19, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(29)
Planes, Trains And Automobiles (1987)
Pillow's really an ass.
Jun 26, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(29)
Pocahontas (1995)
Girl powwower.
Aug 19, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(29)
Seabiscuit (2003)
The Amazing Rider-Man.
Jan 21, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(29)
Van Helsing (2004)
Werewolverine.
May 25, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(29)
Charlie And The Chocolate Factory (2005)
Industry turns river brown.
Aug 1, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(28)
Cheaper By The Dozen (2003)
Father Of The Brood.
Mar 25, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(28)
Ginger Snaps (2000)
Virginal wolf who's afraid.
Feb 2, 2004
Scored 0/5
Vote
(28)
Million Dollar Baby (2004)
Saw Swank's Redemption.
Mar 9, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(28)
VeggieTales: Where's God When I'm S-scared? (1994)
Chicken salad.
Oct 20, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(28)
Bambi Meets Godzilla (1969)
Toe, a deer.
Jun 2, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(27)
Bubba Ho-tep (2002)
Ossie, dead people.
Jun 28, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(27)
Eight Men Out (1988)
Black Sox Down.
Apr 29, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(27)
Elephant's Bath, The (1902)
Grey anatomy.
Jun 24, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(27)
End Of Days (1999)
Salvation Arnie.
Apr 16, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(27)
Firm, The (1993)
Mobsters Inc.
Feb 5, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(27)
Incredibles, The (2004)
Sudden infant Devil, Syndrome.
Nov 27, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(27)
Lord Of The Rings: The Return Of The King, The (2003)
Wood near the fireplace.
Dec 20, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(27)
Memoirs Of A Geisha (2005)
Girl joins fan club.
Jan 19, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(27)
Nell (1994)
Simple White Female.
Mar 21, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(27)
Reality Bites (1994)
Easy Ryder.
Dec 14, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(27)
When Harry Met Sally... (1989)
MegHappy Meal.
Jun 28, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(27)
I Killed My Lesbian Wife, Hung Her On A Meat Hook, And Now I Have A Three-Picture Deal At Disney (1993)
Bi hook, by crook.
Apr 18, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(26)
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