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Reviews by 'buddy'
Current status of
Movie guru
with a total of
102
reviews published to date.
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Escape To Victory (1981)
'Breakout Like Beckham'.
Jul 10, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(11)
And Now For Something Completely Different (1971)
Dead parrot revived.
Jul 14, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(9)
Haine, La (1995)
Vous looking at moi?
Jul 16, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(9)
Monty Python And The Holy Grail (1975)
Shrubbers face economic difficulties.
Jul 11, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(9)
Blow (2001)
'Sniff' more appropriate title.
Jul 17, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(8)
Braveheart (1995)
Medieval Scots invent mullet.
Jul 9, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(8)
Breaker Morant (1980)
British Empire Strikes Back.
Jul 1, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(8)
Life Of Brian (1979)
Bwitish welease weligous pawody.
Jul 14, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(8)
Battlefield Earth: A Saga Of The Year 3000 (2000)
Hubbard's cupboard unsurprisingly bare.
Jul 2, 2003
Scored 1/5
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(7)
Hot Shots! (1991)
Less stupid 'Top Gun'.
Jul 16, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(7)
Mask (1985)
Plastic surgeon's nightmare, Cher.
Jul 8, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(7)
Billy Elliot (2000)
It's grim up t'Bolshoi.
Jul 2, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(6)
Erotic Adventures Of Pinocchio, The (1971)
Splinters in intimate places.
May 15, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(5)
Fear And Loathing In Las Vegas (1998)
Trunk full of transcendence.
Jul 16, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(5)
Rocky III (1982)
Rocky pities the fool.
Jul 20, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(5)
Sweet Girl Graduate, The (1899)
Victorian girls gone wild.
Jul 21, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(5)
Triumph Of The Will (1935)
The million hun march.
Jul 17, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(5)
Chopper (2000)
Van Gogh gets violent.
Jun 5, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(4)
Secretary (2002)
Red pens, redder cheeks.
Jul 5, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(4)
Snatch (2000)
Pitt tardimacs yer droive.
Jul 8, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(4)
Are You Being Served? (1977)
Slocombe's pussy in Cinemascope.
May 31, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(3)
Bad Boy Bubby (1993)
Incestuous simpleton asphyxiates cat.
Jul 2, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(3)
Bowling For Columbine (2002)
Canada good, guns bad.
Jul 2, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(3)
Don't Be A Menace To South Central While Drinking Your Juice In The Hood (1996)
'National Lampoon's Drive-by Shooting'.
Jul 2, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(3)
Excalibur (1981)
Watery bint dispenses scimitar.
Jul 9, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(3)
Good Bye, Lenin! (2003)
Lenin takes helicopter ride.
May 15, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(3)
Planet Of The Apes (2001)
Monkeys out evolve Wahlberg.
Jul 16, 2003
Scored 1/5
Vote
(3)
Raising Arizona (1987)
Invasion of baby snatchers.
Aug 5, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(3)
School Of Rock, The (2003)
'Sister Act' with strats.
May 15, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(3)
Team America: World Police (2004)
Puppet porn's premiere.
Oct 22, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(3)
The Buddy Holly Story (1978)
Fame, spectacles, plane, splat!
Jul 2, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(3)
Big Lebowski, The (1998)
Chinaman experiences rug rage.
Jul 16, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Boys In Blue, The (1982)
Schlock on Tommy.
Jun 5, 2004
Scored 1/5
Vote
(2)
Gandhi (1982)
The legend, the nappy.
Jul 9, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
History Of Masturbation, The (2002)
Self loving biography.
Dec 3, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Hitler: The Rise Of Evil (2003)
Carlisle resurrects Chaplin's moustache.
May 15, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Legionnaire (1998)
Disease is more entertaining.
Jul 20, 2003
Scored 1/5
Vote
(2)
Marathon Man (1976)
Hoffman says Ahhhhh!
Jul 20, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Raising Arizona (1987)
Cage robs the cradle.
Aug 5, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Robert Having His Nipple Pierced (1971)
When nipple met needle.
Dec 26, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Trekkies (1997)
Klingons prefer Burger King.
Jul 20, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Withnail & I (1987)
Fat man attempts 'burglary'.
Jul 22, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Zoolander (2001)
Male modelling's magnum opus.
May 15, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(2)
American Pie: The Wedding (2003)
Pie's crust wearing thin.
Aug 5, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Better Off Dead... (1985)
Snow sniffing ski saga.
Jun 5, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Biker Boyz (2003)
2 wheels 2 furious.
Jul 5, 2003
Scored 1/5
Vote
(1)
Breakdance: The Movie (1984)
Van Damme tights fright.
Jul 2, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Camelot (1967)
Medieval musical without singers.
Jul 16, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Clan Of The Cave Bear, The (1986)
Hannah's venus in furs.
Jul 9, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Ed Gein (2000)
Gets inside your skin.
Jul 20, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Elephant (2003)
Sadly lacking promised pachyderm.
Dec 18, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Englishman Who Went Up A Hill But Came Down A Mountain, The (1995)
Meaney unconvincing as Welshman.
Jul 15, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Falling Down (1993)
Expensive soda enrages Douglas.
Jul 16, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Fame (1980)
Leroy makes legwarmers fashionable.
Jul 8, 2003
Scored 2/5
Vote
(1)
First Blood (1982)
Feature-length knife advert.
Jul 16, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Jackass: The Movie (2002)
MTV masochists cash in.
Jul 16, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Lara Croft Tomb Raider: The Cradle Of Life (2003)
Lara's quest for box.
Jul 30, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Lawn Dogs (1997)
'Leon' meets Gardeners Roadshow.
Jul 21, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Logan's Run (1976)
Center Parks = future?
Jul 15, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Meaning Of Life, The (1983)
Protestants allowed French ticklers.
Jul 16, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Monty Python Live At The Hollywood Bowl (1982)
Parrot dead, Python live.
Jul 14, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Muppet Christmas Carol, The (1992)
Puppets out-act Caine.
Jul 8, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Oliver! (1968)
Porridge eating orphan sings.
Jul 13, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
One Night At McCool's (2001)
Tyler washing car memorable.
Jul 19, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Phenomenon (1996)
Scientology propoganda from Travolta.
Jul 9, 2003
Scored 1/5
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(1)
Pirates Of The Caribbean: The Curse Of The Black Pearl (2003)
Parrot delivers best performance.
Jul 16, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Prick Up Your Ears (1987)
Writer buggered by hammer.
Dec 26, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Sting, The (1973)
Newman, Redford, The Entertainer.
Jul 9, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Super Size Me (2004)
One man's burger odyssey.
May 15, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Swarm, The (1978)
Yellow, black striped shite.
Jun 5, 2004
Scored 1/5
Vote
(1)
Terminator 3: Rise Of The Machines (2003)
Arnie returns, Monosyllabic mayhem.
Jul 11, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Watership Down (1978)
Social critique, aaahhhh!! Bunnies!!
Jul 28, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Waterworld (1995)
Costner bites shark sandwich.
May 15, 2004
Scored 1/5
Vote
(1)
Wicker Man, The (1973)
Pagan arsonists meet Equaliser.
Jul 27, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Zulu (1964)
How many Zulus? Fouasands!
Dec 26, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Alive (1993)
Breakfast in a Boeing.
Jun 5, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
American History X (1998)
Racist reforms, ironic twist.
Jul 1, 2003
Scored 4/5
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American Pimp (1999)
Pitiful pimps harassing ho's.
Jul 30, 2003
Scored 4/5
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American Splendor (2003)
Coming straight outta Cleveland.
May 15, 2004
Scored 5/5
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American Splendor (2003)
Nerd recommends Pina Colada.
May 16, 2004
Scored 5/5
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Barry Lyndon (1975)
Redmond falls, rises, falls.
Jul 10, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Bible: In The Beginning..., The (1966)
New testament, bible: reloaded?
Jul 30, 2003
Scored 2/5
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Dead Presidents (1995)
Bank robbers love head.
Jul 5, 2003
Scored 4/5
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East Is East (1999)
Genitalia causes marriage failure.
Jun 5, 2004
Scored 5/5
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Edward II (1991)
Marlowe turning in grave.
Jul 5, 2003
Scored 1/5
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Elvis Meets Nixon (1997)
Stout singer, prevaricating politico.
May 15, 2004
Scored 3/5
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First Knight (1995)
Gere wears womens underwear.
Jul 11, 2003
Scored 2/5
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Harder They Come, The (1973)
Cliff's rasta John Dillinger.
Jul 15, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
Kids (1995)
Obnoxious shit spreads AIDS.
Aug 7, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Mighty Wind, A (2003)
Folk music tapping spinal.
Jul 8, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Moulin Rouge! (2001)
Parisian cabaret, camp overload.
Jul 30, 2003
Scored 1/5
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Passion Of The Christ, The (2004)
Braveheart blames the Jews.
May 15, 2004
Scored 1/5
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Predator (1987)
Arnie in alien Vietnam.
Jul 11, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Predator 2 (1990)
Glover does black McBain.
Jul 10, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Pretty Woman (1990)
Most expensive tart ever.
Jul 11, 2003
Scored 2/5
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Quadrophenia (1979)
Speeding Jimmy kills scooter.
Jul 9, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Robin Hood: Prince Of Thieves (1991)
Black outlaw stretching credibility.
Jul 15, 2003
Scored 2/5
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Rumble In The Bronx (1995)
Chan beats up hovercraft.
Jul 8, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Shakespeare In Love (1998)
Thigh slapping Bard bawd.
Jul 9, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Shallow Hal (2001)
Heavyweight love 'tail'.
Jul 16, 2003
Scored 4/5
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