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Reviews by 'BJ'
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Movie buff
with a total of
65
reviews published to date.
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Zoolander (2001)
Man turns left, celebrates.
Jan 27, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(6)
Truman Show, The (1998)
Thirty-something finally leaves home.
Jun 26, 2003
Scored 2/5
Vote
(5)
Ninth Gate, The (1999)
Hot devil bangs bookbuyer.
Nov 22, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(4)
Better Off Dead... (1985)
Exchange student fixes car.
Jan 27, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Dogma (1999)
Smith's divine comedy.
Nov 7, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Ice Age (2002)
Three bachelors raise kid.
Jun 26, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Jeepers Creepers (2001)
Creature makes unique 'art'.
Nov 9, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest (1975)
Nasty nurse numbs nuts.
Jul 27, 2003
Scored 2/5
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(2)
Prophecy, The (1995)
Devil helps save world.
Jan 27, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective (1994)
Carrey kisses a man.
Jun 26, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Airheads (1994)
Stupid drummer gets babes.
Jun 26, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
American History X (1998)
Ed, Ed, and Nazis.
Jul 27, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Armageddon (1998)
Affleck dates boss' daughter.
Dec 5, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Beautiful Mind, A (2001)
Psychotic conquers math/ problems.
Dec 5, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Con Air (1997)
Psycho killer despises rapist.
Dec 5, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Final Destination (2000)
Death plays catch-up.
Mar 30, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Jack (1996)
Kid graduates at 72.
Dec 5, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Lion King, The (1994)
Cub grows, kills uncle.
Dec 5, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Pirates Of The Caribbean: The Curse Of The Black Pearl (2003)
Curse, promises, ships broken.
Jan 27, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Rocky Horror Picture Show, The (1975)
Alien transsexual seduces couple.
Nov 7, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
School Of Rock, The (2003)
Black teaches Rock History.
Nov 7, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
South Park: Bigger, Longer And Uncut (1999)
Trey, Matt Canadian scum.
Jan 27, 2004
Scored 2/5
Vote
(1)
Teen Wolf (1985)
Werewolf learns to live.
Dec 5, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Very Bad Things (1998)
Hookers, coke, and murder.
Jul 24, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(1)
15 Minutes (2001)
Freaky foreigners kill cop.
Nov 7, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
8 Crazy Nights (2002)
Deer and a poopsicle.
Jul 27, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
Almost Famous (2000)
Kid follows rockers around.
Dec 5, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Animal Farm (1954)
Political allegory for youngsters.
Jun 6, 2004
Unscored
Vote
Bandits (2001)
Robbers fake deaths, escape.
Jan 27, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
Bean (1997)
Quiet man's loud existence.
Jan 27, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
Blade (1998)
Vampire bloodshed, Wesley wins.
Dec 5, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
Braveheart (1995)
Greasy, kilted warrior dies.
Dec 5, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
Breakfast Club, The (1985)
Anarchic teen detention party.
Dec 5, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
Bruce Almighty (2003)
'God' causes major flooding.
Jan 27, 2004
Scored 4/5
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Chasing Amy (1997)
Inker: Bestiality storytime, kids!
Jun 6, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
Cheats (2002)
Cheats find solution: crossdressing.
Jan 27, 2004
Scored 4/5
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Corky Romano (2001)
Corky captures criminal, cocaine.
Jan 29, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
Detroit Rock City (1999)
Four dunces see KISS.
Jul 27, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Double Jeopardy (1999)
Man fakes death, pays.
Dec 5, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Dream With The Fishes (1997)
Cop accidentally drops acid.
Sep 28, 2006
Scored 5/5
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Dumb & Dumber (1994)
Two knuckleheads annoy criminals.
Jun 26, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Elf (2003)
Christmas spirit, love found.
Dec 5, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
Faculty, The (1998)
Drugs save free world.
Jun 26, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Final Destination (2000)
Psychic dreams foil death.
Dec 5, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Final Destination 2 (2003)
Barbed wire = human dissection.
Jan 27, 2004
Scored 5/5
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Finding Nemo (2003)
Immature turtles tote fish.
Jan 27, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
Forrest Gump (1994)
Eloquent dimwit lives beautifully.
Dec 5, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
Happy Gilmore (1996)
Sandler makes awesome putt!
Jun 26, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Hard Rain (1998)
Hijinks of wet thieves.
Jan 27, 2004
Scored 3/5
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Kazaam (1996)
Kid parties w/ Shaq.
Dec 5, 2003
Scored 2/5
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Kingpin (1996)
Hottie hangs with losers.
Jun 26, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
Lake House, The (2006)
Unlikely lovers thwart time.
Jul 6, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Million Dollar Baby (2004)
Swank loses, cries, dies.
Mar 10, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
Night At The Roxbury, A (1998)
Two dummies party hard.
Nov 7, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
Once Bitten (1985)
Sex saves teen's life.
Feb 4, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
Osmosis Jones (2001)
Pimple pops, people puke.
Jun 26, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
Pleasantville (1998)
Nude window painting smashed.
Nov 7, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
River's Edge (1986)
Hopper loves inflatable doll.
Aug 31, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home (1986)
Time-traveling super whales.
Nov 7, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Starship Troopers (1997)
Jocks and bitches die.
Jul 27, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Unbreakable (2000)
Weak freak's morals: bleak.
Dec 5, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
What About Bob? (1991)
Nut stalks; mindfucks psychiatrist.
Jul 27, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Whatever Happened To Harold Smith? (1999)
Disco dancing punk rockers?
Jul 6, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Whatever Happened To Harold Smith? (1999)
Clueless boy gets girl.
Jul 6, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Whatever Happened To Harold Smith? (1999)
Flying punks and turtles.
Jul 27, 2006
Unscored
Vote
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