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Current status of Movie deity with a total of 3678 reviews published to date.
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Aliens (1986)
Queen attacks Ripley's Bishop.
Jul 24, 2003
Unscored		  
  Vote (69)   
Indian In The Cupboard, The (1995)
Least Of The Mohicans.
Jun 13, 2004
Unscored		  
  Vote (65)   
Monsturd (2003)
Public enemy number two.
Jul 30, 2004
Unscored		  
  Vote (61)   
Birds, The (1963)
A murder of crows.
Nov 26, 2003
Unscored		  
  Vote (55)   
6th Day, The (2000)
Clonin' the Barbarian.
Aug 20, 2004
Unscored		  
  Vote (52)   
Honey, I Shrunk The Kids (1989)
Kids are a handful.
May 26, 2004
Unscored		  
  Vote (49)   
1 Night In Paris (2004)
An American in Paris.
Feb 11, 2005
Unscored		  
  Vote (47)   
Jurassic Park (1993)
T-Rex isle dysfunction.
Mar 11, 2004
Unscored		  
  Vote (47)   
Super Size Me (2004)
Dissin' franchise.
Jul 6, 2004
Unscored		  
  Vote (47)   
USS VD: Ship Of Shame (1942)
Soldiers suffer dishonorable discharge.
Feb 7, 2005
Unscored		  
  Vote (47)   
Live Nude Shakespeare (1997)
King Leers.
Nov 8, 2004
Unscored		  
  Vote (44)   
Erotic Adventures Of Pinocchio, The (1971)
Pornocchio.
Jan 19, 2005
Unscored		  
  Vote (42)   
Bedazzled (2000)
Beelzebabe.
Jun 2, 2004
Unscored		  
  Vote (41)   
Busty Cops (2003)
Siliconstables.
Apr 14, 2006
Unscored		  
  Vote (41)   
Electrocuting An Elephant (1903)
Expect mammoth electric bill.
May 21, 2004
Unscored		  
  Vote (41)   
School Of Rock, The (2003)
Reading, writing, and riffmatic.
Mar 17, 2004
Unscored		  
  Vote (41)   
Man With The Smallest Penis In Existence And The Electron Microscope Technician Who Loved Him, The (2003)
Microscoprick.
Aug 14, 2004
Unscored		  
  Vote (40)   
Amelia Earhart: The Final Flight (1994)
Descent Of A Woman.
Jun 28, 2004
Unscored		  
  Vote (39)   
Empire Of The Sun (1987)
Beijing John Malkovich?
Oct 2, 2004
Unscored		  
  Vote (39)   
Groundhog Day (1993)
Get your Punxsutawney fill.
Jul 29, 2003
Unscored		  
  Vote (39)   
Jurassic Fart (1996)
Scent back in time.
Apr 23, 2006
Unscored		  
  Vote (39)   
Return To The Blue Lagoon (1991)
D�j� Blue.
May 5, 2004
Unscored		  
  Vote (39)   
Rosemary's Baby (1968)
Beelzebaby.
Jun 2, 2004
Unscored		  
  Vote (39)   
Pocahontas (1995)
Lass Of The Mohicans?
Jun 30, 2004
Unscored		  
  Vote (38)   
I Want Someone To Eat Cheese With (2006)
Doesn’t wanna brie alone.
Nov 12, 2005
Unscored		  
  Vote (37)   
Chocolate Sperm (2001)
Man comes Quik.
Apr 5, 2005
Unscored		  
  Vote (36)   
Seabiscuit (2003)
Biscuit rises, wins dough.
Aug 19, 2003
Unscored		  
  Vote (36)   
Boston Strangler, The (1968)
Mass. murderer.
Aug 5, 2004
Unscored		  
  Vote (35)   
Complete Works Of William Shakespeare (Abridged), The (2000)
A Midsummarized Night's Dream.
Nov 14, 2005
Unscored		  
  Vote (35)   
Billy The Kid Versus Dracula (1966)
Bat-man and robber.
Jul 17, 2004
Unscored		  
  Vote (34)   
Complete Works Of William Shakespeare (Abridged), The (2000)
Richard the nanoSecond.
Nov 20, 2005
Unscored		  
  Vote (34)   
Jurassic Park (1993)
Rept-Isle.
Oct 8, 2005
Unscored		  
  Vote (34)   
They Saved Hitler's Brain (1968)
Mind kampf.
May 25, 2006
Unscored		  
  Vote (34)   
Zodiac Killer, The (1971)
Pisces, dead people.
May 29, 2004
Unscored		  
  Vote (34)   
Big Fish (2003)
The Codfather.
May 13, 2004
Unscored		  
  Vote (33)   
Doctor Who: Thirty Years In The Tardis (1993)
DocWhomentary.
Jul 28, 2004
Unscored		  
  Vote (33)   
Firestarter 2: Rekindled (2002)
Re-match.
Sep 24, 2004
Unscored		  
  Vote (33)   
Live Nude Shakespeare (1997)
Much Ado Wearing Nothing.
Nov 8, 2004
Unscored		  
  Vote (33)   
Shakespeare Behind Bars (2005)
Bardmen of Alcatraz.
May 10, 2006
Unscored		  
  Vote (33)   
Totally Nude Gymnastics (1994)
Naughtier Comaneci.
Nov 9, 2004
Unscored		  
  Vote (33)   
Attack Of The 50 Foot Chihuahua From Outer Space (1998)
High chihuahua!
Aug 18, 2004
Unscored		  
  Vote (32)   
Fifth Element, The (1997)
Boronic.
Feb 11, 2004
Unscored		  
  Vote (32)   
Live Nude Shakespeare (1997)
Oth-Hello!
Nov 8, 2004
Unscored		  
  Vote (32)   
Son Of Kong, The (1933)
Kin Kong.
May 9, 2006
Unscored		  
  Vote (32)   
Amputating A Leg (1902)
A cinematic leg end.
Jul 2, 2005
Unscored		  
  Vote (31)   
Bridget Jones: The Edge Of Reason (2004)
A Bridget Too Far.
Sep 7, 2004
Unscored		  
  Vote (31)   
Chatterbox (1977)
Virginia's neighbor's an asshole.
Mar 28, 2004
Unscored		  
  Vote (31)   
Elephant's Toilet, The (1913)
Dumpo.
Dec 9, 2004
Unscored		  
  Vote (31)   
Fear And Loathing In Las Vegas (1998)
Leaves no turn unstoned.
Nov 20, 2003
Unscored		  
  Vote (31)   
Finding Nemo (2003)
Display of fish guts.
Feb 16, 2004
Unscored		  
  Vote (31)   
1 Night In Paris (2004)
Rick'll always have Paris.
Feb 11, 2005
Unscored		  
  Vote (30)   
Cider House Rules, The (1999)
Tobey Maguire: Amazing Ciderman.
Jan 12, 2004
Unscored		  
  Vote (30)   
Erotic Adventures Of Zorro, The (1972)
Penis mightier than sword.
Dec 6, 2004
Unscored		  
  Vote (30)   
Live Nude Shakespeare (1997)
Ass You Like It.
Nov 9, 2004
Unscored		  
  Vote (30)   
Monsturd (2003)
Faeces of Death.
Jul 30, 2004
Unscored		  
  Vote (30)   
Naked Lawyers (1996)
Lawyers lose their briefs.
Nov 5, 2004
Unscored		  
  Vote (30)   
Nude Yoga Workout (1995)
Yogi bare.
Nov 5, 2004
Unscored		  
  Vote (30)   
Willard (1971)
Mice guy finished last.
Dec 14, 2003
Unscored		  
  Vote (30)   
Boxing Cats (Prof. Welton's), The (1894)
Litter boxers.
Jan 11, 2005
Unscored		  
  Vote (29)   
Nude Teachers (2001)
History buff.
Nov 8, 2004
Unscored		  
  Vote (29)   
Tupac: Resurrection (2003)
Tupak non-kaput?
Nov 18, 2003
Unscored		  
  Vote (29)   
Unsuccessful Somersault (1894)
Early actor botches roll.
Apr 8, 2005
Unscored		  
  Vote (29)   
Amputating A Leg (1902)
Footlose.
Jul 2, 2005
Unscored		  
  Vote (28)   
Close Encounters Of The Third Kind (1977)
Intergalactic game of Simon�.
Dec 6, 2004
Unscored		  
  Vote (28)   
Cool As Ice (1991)
Rebel Without Applause.
Jul 8, 2004
Unscored		  
  Vote (28)   
Enter The Fat Dragon (1978)
Bruce Port-Lee.
Apr 23, 2006
Unscored		  
  Vote (28)   
Fun In A Bakery Shop (1902)
Fun where yeast expected.
Jan 24, 2005
Unscored		  
  Vote (28)   
Garfield: The Movie (2004)
Odie-ous.
Jun 11, 2004
Unscored		  
  Vote (28)   
License To Thrill, A (1985)
Her Majesty's Secret Cervix.
Nov 17, 2005
Unscored		  
  Vote (28)   
Monsturd (2003)
Sh-it�s behind us!
Jul 30, 2004
Unscored		  
  Vote (28)   
Naked On The Beach (1997)
Tit, sand, ass.
Dec 1, 2004
Unscored		  
  Vote (28)   
Naked States (2000)
Cans, ass.
Nov 20, 2004
Unscored		  
  Vote (28)   
Snakes On A Plane (2006)
Rept-aisle.
Dec 22, 2005
Unscored		  
  Vote (28)   
Alice Doesn't Live Here Anymore (1974)
Absence of Alice.
Nov 17, 2003
Unscored		  
  Vote (27)   
Bride Of Frankenstein, The (1935)
Made for each other.
Oct 11, 2004
Unscored		  
  Vote (27)   
Bridget The Midget: A Short Story (1999)
Shrimp, cock tale.
Apr 28, 2005
Unscored		  
  Vote (27)   
Man With The Smallest Penis In Existence And The Electron Microscope Technician Who Loved Him, The (2003)
Wee wee-wee.
Aug 14, 2004
Unscored		  
  Vote (27)   
Mighty Wind, A (2003)
Spinal Tap unplugged.
Oct 6, 2003
Unscored		  
  Vote (27)   
Naked Football League (1997)
Chicago Bares?
Nov 6, 2004
Unscored		  
  Vote (27)   
Nude Law Enforcement (1993)
Pig skin.
Nov 5, 2004
Unscored		  
  Vote (27)   
Quentin Tarantino's Star Wars (2002)
Pulp Science Fiction.
Sep 4, 2004
Unscored		  
  Vote (27)   
Sticking Cattle (1901)
Cow poke.
Apr 29, 2005
Unscored		  
  Vote (27)   
Stunning Cattle (1901)
Moo 'n' struck.
Nov 13, 2005
Unscored		  
  Vote (27)   
Swiss Gang Bang (2000)
A Swiss bonk account.
Dec 15, 2005
Unscored		  
  Vote (27)   
Anchorman: The Legend Of Ron Burgundy (2004)
Gangs of News Work.
Mar 22, 2005
Unscored		  
  Vote (26)   
Carrie (1976)
Demenstruation of psychic powers.
Apr 27, 2005
Unscored		  
  Vote (26)   
Electrocuting An Elephant (1903)
A charging elephant! .
May 21, 2004
Unscored		  
  Vote (26)   
Miss Nude America (1976)
Tits and sash.
Nov 17, 2005
Unscored		  
  Vote (26)   
Pumping Iron II: The Women (1985)
Barbelles.
Apr 13, 2006
Unscored		  
  Vote (26)   
Soccer Dog: The Movie (1999)
Soc-cur.
May 9, 2006
Unscored		  
  Vote (26)   
Stripper Academy (2004)
Graduates wear two tassels.
Nov 24, 2004
Unscored		  
  Vote (26)   
Teen Wolf (1985)
The hirsute of preppiness.
May 17, 2004
Unscored		  
  Vote (26)   
Worst Jewish Football Team In The World, The (1999)
Football team Israeli bad.
Nov 15, 2005
Unscored		  
  Vote (26)   
Attack Of The Hungry Hungry Nipples (1997)
Getting enough t'eat?
Apr 5, 2005
Unscored		  
  Vote (25)   
Attack Of The Killer Refrigerator (1990)
Chilling.
Jul 21, 2004
Unscored		  
  Vote (25)   
Aviator, The (2004)
Hughes: The Ava dater.
Jun 15, 2005
Unscored		  
  Vote (25)   
Bestiality (1976)
Wife tends to stray.
Nov 1, 2005
Unscored		  
  Vote (25)   
Boxing Helena (1993)
Can't retain her? Container.
May 30, 2004
Unscored		  
  Vote (25)   
Chocolate Sperm (2001)
Willy wanker: Chocolate factory.
Apr 5, 2005
Unscored		  
  Vote (25)   
Complete Works Of William Shakespeare (Abridged), The (2000)
Trimming of the Shrew.
Nov 14, 2005
Unscored		  
  Vote (25)   
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