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Reviews by 'Benager'
Current status of
Movie mogul
with a total of
241
reviews published to date.
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Lord Of The Rings: The Fellowship Of The Ring, The (2001)
Tolkien with New Zeal.
Apr 28, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(21)
Alive (1993)
Airplane food gets worse!
Apr 24, 2003
Scored 2/5
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(15)
League Of Their Own, A (1992)
Balling players need Hanky.
Apr 28, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(11)
Bridge On The River Kwai, The (1957)
Brave Alec won't Kwai.
Apr 23, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(10)
Me, Myself & Irene (2000)
Good cop, bad cop.
Apr 28, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(10)
Fast And The Furious, The (2001)
Writer asleep at wheel.
Apr 30, 2003
Scored 1/5
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(9)
Forrest Gump (1994)
History runs through Forrest.
Apr 26, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(9)
Big Lebowski, The (1998)
Jew vs. Jesus, bowling.
Apr 23, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(8)
Nurse Betty (2000)
Post traumatic soap disorder.
Apr 28, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(7)
Austin Powers: International Man Of Mystery (1997)
Myers Bonds with 60s.
Apr 28, 2003
Scored 2/5
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(6)
Jaws (1975)
Shark rattles and rolls.
May 2, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(6)
Braveheart (1995)
Brave hearts, bare assed.
Apr 28, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(5)
Clockwork Orange, A (1971)
Pavlov's pals pacify punk.
Apr 28, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(5)
Nixon (1995)
Dick in a pickle.
Apr 29, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(5)
Aladdin (1992)
Genius genie grooms groom.
Apr 24, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(4)
Birth Of A Nation, The (1915)
Really birth of blaxploitation.
Apr 28, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(4)
Cobb (1994)
Cobb's asshole record unbroken.
May 2, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(4)
Exorcist, The (1973)
Girl caught with possession.
Apr 23, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(4)
Life Of Brian (1979)
Monty Python nails Christianity!
Apr 23, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(4)
Monty Python And The Holy Grail (1975)
Knight time road movie.
Apr 23, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(4)
Snow White And The Seven Dwarfs (1937)
Whitey sleeps with dwarfs.
Apr 26, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(4)
Terminator 2: Judgment Day (1991)
Arnie flexes, mercury rises.
Apr 28, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(4)
Bambi (1942)
Deerly departed prepares plot.
Apr 24, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(3)
Bugsy Malone (1976)
Baio creams over Jodie.
Apr 23, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(3)
Cry-Baby (1990)
'Grease's trailer park cousin.
Apr 27, 2003
Scored 2/5
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(3)
Disclosure (1994)
Bill Gates's wet dream.
Apr 23, 2003
Scored 2/5
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(3)
Fantasia (1940)
Rodent does Harry Potter.
Apr 24, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(3)
Fargo (1996)
Murphy's law, nicely chilled.
Apr 23, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(3)
Get Shorty (1995)
'Chilli' Travolta cools LA.
Apr 23, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(3)
Kingpin (1996)
Farrelly's bowl movement movie.
Apr 28, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(3)
O Brother, Where Art Thou? (2000)
Fantastic Odyssey floods Mississippi!
Apr 23, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(3)
Apt Pupil (1998)
Nazi-teen's uniform obsession.
Apr 28, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Barry Lyndon (1975)
Fast social-climber, slow film.
Apr 28, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Bram Stoker's Dracula (1992)
Count and Keanu suck.
Apr 23, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Chasing Amy (1997)
Chasing the perfect relationship.
Apr 28, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Citizen Kane (1941)
Puts Hearst in hearse.
Apr 23, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Dolores Claiborne (1995)
Plummer clogged by murders.
Apr 23, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Driving Miss Daisy (1989)
Freeman handy, tolerates Tandy.
Apr 27, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Ed Wood (1994)
Misfit director fits dresses.
Apr 23, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Fear And Loathing In Las Vegas (1998)
Trip trips on trips.
Apr 23, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Fight Club (1999)
Civilization falls in Pitt.
Apr 22, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Harry Potter And The Philosopher's Stone (2001)
Columbus discovers, exploits Hogwarts.
Apr 28, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Henry V (1989)
Machiavellian monach minces monsieurs.
May 1, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Matrix, The (1999)
Neo/ Nokia- connecting humanity.
Apr 22, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Minority Report (2002)
Tom's big bathtub breakout.
Apr 23, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Paths Of Glory (1957)
'Few Good Men', Kubed.
Apr 29, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Pecker (1998)
Young snapoholic's framed fame.
Apr 27, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Poltergeist (1982)
TV BAD for kids!
Apr 23, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Serial Mom (1994)
Cereal killings for breakfast.
Apr 28, 2003
Scored 2/5
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(2)
Shallow Hal (2001)
Thin plot, fleshed out.
Apr 28, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Sleeping Beauty (1959)
Blond bitch sleeps around.
Apr 26, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Terminator 2: Judgment Day (1991)
Arnie manhandles mercurial cop.
Apr 28, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(2)
The Jackal (1997)
Brucey targets remake. Misses.
Apr 28, 2003
Scored 1/5
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(2)
Time Bandits (1981)
Vertically challenged, inter-temporal criminals.
Apr 27, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Tommyknockers, The (1993)
Aliens knock up town.
Apr 23, 2003
Scored 2/5
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(2)
Toy Story 2 (1999)
Cowgirl inspires toy Woody.
Apr 26, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(2)
'Burbs, The (1989)
Suburb settlers unsettle Tommy.
Apr 27, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
'Burbs, The (1989)
Neighbors necessitate burbed-wire.
Apr 30, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
About Schmidt (2002)
Wife dies, Jack sighs.
Apr 22, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Alien (1979)
Alien surgery, internal/ external...
Apr 24, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Alien: Resurrection (1997)
Stork delivers Sigourney surprise.
Apr 23, 2003
Scored 2/5
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(1)
American Beauty (1999)
Spacy Spacey enthralls all.
Apr 22, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Apollo 13 (1995)
Hanks thanks NASA's ranks.
Apr 27, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Blade Runner (1982)
Rebelling replicants running rampant.
Apr 24, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Bourne Identity, The (2002)
Identityless amnesiac escapes assassins.
Apr 29, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Boxing Helena (1993)
Quick Sands catches amputee.
Apr 23, 2003
Scored 2/5
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(1)
Cecil B DeMented (2000)
Kidnapping director creates mayhem.
Apr 27, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Clueless (1995)
Britless, brainless, victorianless- wonderful!
Apr 23, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Dogma (1999)
Angels' salvation, mankind's damnation.
Apr 29, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Dr. Strangelove Or: How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love The Bomb (1964)
Kubrick creates cataclysmic comedy.
Apr 28, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Dracula: Dead And Loving It (1995)
Nielsen sucks even more.
Apr 27, 2003
Scored 1/5
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(1)
Dream Team, The (1989)
Looneys toon into baseball.
Apr 26, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Dumbo (1941)
Elephant EARily light-footed.
Apr 24, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Eyes Wide Shut (1999)
Kubrick's ode to T&A.
Apr 23, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
F/X (1986)
Aussie controls 'It'! Aaaargh!
Apr 23, 2003
Scored 2/5
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(1)
Fan, The (1996)
DeNiro snipes Snipe's rival.
Apr 26, 2003
Scored 2/5
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(1)
Frisco Kid, The (1979)
Wilder side of rabbi.
Apr 27, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Full Metal Jacket (1987)
Sadist marinates marine's minds.
Apr 28, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Girl, Interrupted (1999)
Winona declared legally insane.
Apr 28, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Green Mile, The (1999)
Big, black Jesus shocked.
Apr 23, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Grosse Pointe Blank (1997)
Witty wacker works reunion.
Apr 28, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Hot Shots! Part Deux (1993)
Part deux, part duh.
Apr 28, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
In The Line Of Fire (1993)
Fed crushes hobbyist dreams.
Apr 23, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Iron Giant, The (1999)
Diesel drives docile droid.
Apr 29, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
It (1990)
King's kids contract coulrophobia.
Apr 27, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Joe Versus The Volcano (1990)
Mega Megs and magma.
Apr 26, 2003
Scored 2/5
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(1)
Kingpin (1996)
Amish lend a hand.
Apr 28, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Lord Of The Rings: The Two Towers, The (2002)
Hacking hereos keep keep.
Apr 28, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Mallrats (1995)
Ratty teen-age movie, malled.
May 1, 2003
Scored 2/5
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(1)
Manchurian Candidate, The (1962)
Card causes candidate's killing.
Apr 28, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Mary Poppins (1964)
Movie: bucket-full of sugar.
May 2, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Maverick (1994)
Mel's poker target's Jodie.
Apr 27, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Meaning Of Life, The (1983)
Python over-eats, over-reaches.
Apr 23, 2003
Scored 2/5
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(1)
Meet Joe Black (1998)
Hopkins meets slooooow Death.
May 3, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Messenger: The Story Of Joan Of Arc, The (1999)
ARChaic story on heroine.
Apr 23, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Monty Python Live At The Hollywood Bowl (1982)
Python's grip on America!
Apr 23, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Naked Gun: From The Files Of Police Squad!, The (1988)
Leslie saves day, Queen!
Apr 28, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Net, The (1995)
E-noose tight around recluse.
Apr 23, 2003
Scored 2/5
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(1)
Philadelphia (1993)
Gay life ends sadly.
Apr 26, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Pocahontas (1995)
Re-raping natives- in technocolor!
Apr 24, 2003
Scored 1/5
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